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sophist

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7 months

(Elizabethan zoomer) by Jove?

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7 months

TAYLOR SWIFT: (stops scribbling in her notebook) babe what do you think of this for my new album title.. "the tortured poets department" TRAVIS KELCE: (looking up from his bowl with a mouthful of kibble) your literally so smart

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3 months

door dashing a little kiss to your forehead

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5 months

does anyone have any good food recommendations for somebody just getting into groceries

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karl

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There Is a Light in one of my parents’ bathrooms that makes me want to kill myself

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7 months

(Gen Z Paul McCartney) blackbird singing in the deadass night

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3 years

Here at Adidas, we make athletic shorts for all types of men.

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2 years

if i caught a fish that looked like this i would keep that shit to myself

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6 months

Me: RIP Flaco Friend: who? Me: he loved saying that 😭😭

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4 months

I think about this every time I speak with a native German speaker

C.K. Dexter Havana Syndrome

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Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

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1 year

(Alex Trebek voice) great stuff, Mayim. Sandra from Muskogee, it says here you once accidentally entered a spelling bee

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‘Jeopardy!’ host Mayim Bialik: ‘I feel useless, irrelevant and worthless’

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2 years

@TheKillerKev why don't you abuse some stimulants about it

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4 months

you're telling me this innocent stander is bi?

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1 year

@funeralpig @jonkytonk (under my breath) pick up the bill, you will mon

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2 years

@praisegodbarbon

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3 years

@es_aion Data $150 Rent $800 Burgers $1,350 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

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Today: don't ask me to take care of myself I'm only 28 years old! 1917: i may be sixteen, sir, but I am every ounce a man and ready to die for king and country 1022: come frome the yeare of our Lorde two thousande and twenty four? And what causeth this Dorito to be so fierie?

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5 months

@PostEnjoyer69 ok. yay!

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10 months

fuck it, we

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2 years

@tonyhawktruther maybe if they didn't run up the water bill with such long showers there wouldn't be a humidity problem!

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3 years

@scrowder in Canada, you would get exactly this treatment and it would cost you literally no money whatsoever.

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1 year

she said do you love me? I said, ahoy matey. I only love me ship and me treasure what say ye

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2 years

@TimAllenItalian ADHD was Another Damn Hard Day's work!

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2 years

mark why

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3 years

@A24films_

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20 days

I use AI to implement "surge pricing" on my emotional labour. Here's how that's helped optimize my family 👇🧵

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9 months

@1followernodad @nick_____t it's also $100 for 15lbs of ham, but he got the big boy

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7 months

Buddy, you're about to hear two sounds: me gently kissing you on the forehead, and then me tucking you into bed

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3 years

parents need to get their kids off of Tik Tok and starting having the "tick talk"— lyme disease is very serious

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3 years

@Bodyguardofman I do not care 🙏🏻

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3 years

asking a girl to go on a hike for our first date and loudly playing cum town on a bluetooth speaker the entire walk

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1 year

@solarishilton you can both be hot and terrible at writing poetry hope this helps

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2 years

@DirkWhatever terrible looking fish. scales protruding. very disrespectful

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3 years

@LonelyGiest sounds like White Boy Summer to me

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1 year

lmao almost walked right past this guy

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1 year

@tonyhawktruther remember Titus Andronicus? 20 year old mutual: Saw them at the Bowery Ballroom 427 year old mutual: Saw it at The Globe

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1 year

buddy, your ass is grass and the Farmer's Almanac is predicting the hottest driest summer since 1908

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3 months

@tonyhawktruther If you'd been tipping her every month she'd probably be a lot nicer to you :)

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9 months

Party rock with my friend Klaus tonight Ich wünsche allen eine wundervolle Zeit

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3 years

is that why californians are like that

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An AeroFlite RJ85 dropping retardant on a fire in California, 2016. © Jeremy Ulloa

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sophist

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5 months

@D3COYFACE don't think you can do that

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3 years

@ihaveneckpain we get it dude

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3 years

about to blow this stop sign

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2 years

hey this is my first cast iron pan how long am i supposed to leave it in the river before using it

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3 years

@jpbrammer same energy

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2 years

not want, NEED

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5 months

@froggydingdong

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3 months

getting really into crochet

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9 months

@clubmoss_ keep a bucket of water handy in case there's a fire!

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3 years

@TheSmollestCat I know this is Shakespeare, but I can't remember which work?

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9 months

good advice 👍

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1 year

this pit isn't so bad honestly it's the pendulum that's getting to me

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3 months

@DoorDash give me money

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5 months

@_cherrybreath you can COOK baby carrots???

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4 months

okay

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@ICareAbt5Things but the things are so big what if it goes bad

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2 years

went and collected some creek water for my tomatoes and ended up with the tiniest trout of all time in my bucket

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3 years

@ActNormalOrElse

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3 months

who said you could be so small

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@Rob36622 you have to buy so much?? this says I only need 2 pieces

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3 years

ok im on shrooms but this toilet is fucked up right

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4 years

@zuza_real are Capricorns known for arson?

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3 years

@Tasnyx @on_da_spectrum Drake: she a little thotty / sayin she need to go to potty / got that fire in my belly / gonna show her my r kelly Kanye: [{ORGAN MUSIC}] Jesus is Lord and I do it for Him / if He lived today he would want to **** Kim

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@DylanTop5

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@herong

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@ohnowaytay @boss_on_here I see you. I hear you. you are valid.

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@bear_wrongdoer

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@F4RN3RB0CK3N

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it's a little ridiculous just how much this is exactly what it's all about

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9 months

Dream blunt rotation

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(to my friend who was just dumped by his polycule) Plenty of schools of fish in the sea

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11 months

thanks caroline.

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1 year

@proletarat Indica gives you a heady/introspective panic attack and sativa gives you like a full body panic attack

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3 years

bro. bro. bro. stop moving. let me raspberry you, bro.

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2 years

you: on the poop deck, sober, swabbing me: in the crow's nest, drunk as a petrel in a sou'wester, vibing

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2 years

Soon.

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3 years

look at this picture showing the similarity between lungs and tree branches those are hitler's lungs. still think nature is "amazing"?

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3 years

no you know what? good for him.

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A&W is sort of introspective and Barq's is more of a full body root beer

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one thing about me is I am going to stand in the river

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2 years

damn dude, good luck

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@the_binp @chiweethegod mf is so online he doesn't believe in shade

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3 years

so true 😔

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@laurenybonner I appreciate the high calibre analysis of the show

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2 years

tag yrself

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2 years

ever notice that you drive on a walkway but sleep in a crawlspace?

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1 year

(Kendall and Roman Roy on Iron chef) Kendall: should we.. should we fuckin uhh... stir something Roman: fuck, what? I don't fucking know. yeah sure stir it up. the secret ingredient is cum who gives a shit Kendall: no, I see that. that tracks

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A landlord is just an uncle you choose

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