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ninjaVEGAS

7 years

I will never never never ever root for the Raiders. I'm more Vegas than anything, but I'm #Broncos for life. Fuck the raiders

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5 years

She's running for the CCSD board.. let's make sure it doesn't happen @LasVegasLocally

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5 years

@AOC I just went to a crowded Red Robin and I'm 30. It was delicious, and I took my sweet time eating my meal. Because this is America. And I'll do what I want.

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3 years

Enemy aircraft sighted.. be prepared to engage.

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4 years

That might be the dopest license plate I've ever seen.. cc @REALDJPREMIER @gangstarr

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5 years

I watched Jerry Rice get kicked out of Omnia.. when they got him outside he said "do you know who I am?" And security said "yeah, you're the guy that got kicked out of the club"

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@LasVegasLocally I've driven the strip for a living for 20 years and this is the worst traffic I've ever dealt with.. worse than New Year's and F1 combined

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4 years

Anyone know where this is?

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3 years

It must be 75° In Vegas

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4 years

Nothing strange here.. just a totally normal barefoot dude fixing is car on the 15 offramp

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4 years

Welcome back.. don't walk too far from your hotel or we'll have to mace you

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5 years

@roywoodjr Bet nil and hope you don't get caught on the Jack

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3 years

Who had mid October 70° emo Vegas pool party on their 2021 bingo card?

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3 years

What's burning near the strip? @LasVegasLocally

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4 years

Rule #1 of driving.. keep the shiny side up

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4 years

Probably headed to Vegas

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4 years

The airport was packed today.. tell anyone you know in the service industry you love them because they might not survive this super spreader event

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4 years

@FINALLEVEL You sent me down a deep dive on this guy's whole catalog.. thanks Ice

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4 years

@AwardsDarwin

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4 years

For the people in the back

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1 year

When I was a kid, the Boulevard Mall was the cool mall. I remember being a teenager and hanging out here for hours on end.. it had my favorite Italian restaurant (the Vineyard) and all the cool stores. Now this place is on life support and someone needs to pull the plug.

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ninjaVEGAS

@ninjaVEGAS

6 years

Then you tell me where I should buy my meth?

Las Vegas Locally 🌴

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6 years

If you ever find yourself at the intersection of Boulder Highway and Tropicana, reevaluate your life choices.

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2 years

Avoid the area by Circus ² at all costs

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10 months

When did we collectively, as a society, agree that $16 was an acceptable price for a mixed drink?

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2 years

@djserv1 @questlove @juggaknots

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@ninjaVEGAS

3 years

If this man had nothing to do with the crime, why do you keep posting his picture? You're ruining this dude's life.

8 News Now

@8NewsNow

3 years

#LIVE : Metro Police provide update after search for missing boy and father canceled; investigation into child’s death continues #8NN CLICK LINK TO WATCH:

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2 years

You thought cops were shady before? this one is disguised as a Domino's Pizza driver.

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3 years

@KillerMike What's his mom's name? I might be his biological father

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2 years

Vegas is getting a Whataburger on the south strip.. remember who had this mediocre info first

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3 years

It's time to lose again?

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4 years

@LasVegasLocally They sell those at Costco

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5 years

@_AllUpOnThat @iamnotdippa You know Swizz didn't make it because it's a banger

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@ninjaVEGAS

4 years

Zero mask enforcement at McCarran today.. 40% not wearing masks or wearing them incorrectly. This is never going to end.

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@ninjaVEGAS

6 years

Just saw a guy with a raiders hat using a urinal with his pants around his ankles.. congrats Vegas.. these are your people now

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3 years

@OVOLeBron @DeAndreHopkins

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3 years

@LasVegasLocally That's why I won't do low end transportation.. I see what cabs and Uber put up with. The limo industry prices those people right out.

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4 years

@LasVegasLocally It needs to happen.. if you look at room rates around town you see what's really going on.. this is Mandalay Bay

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4 years

I found this on Reddit before I went to bed. The op didn't know where it was from either. I'd say it's the dumbest sign I've seen, but you know.. 2020 gonna 2020

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3 years

@__ProjectMayhem @LasVegasLocally 30% smaller battle towels

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2 years

@ThatRandomFoo You never know.. this might be the dude that used to tag walls, breakdance and buy golden era 12"s on release day..

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2 years

@LasVegasLocally Boulder City barely has indoor plumbing

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4 years

@JacobsVegasLife @LasVegasLocally I feel like people are only lined up because they think it's El Gordo

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3 years

@MrKMart81 @ThatVonGuy1 @dkm14 Antonio Gonzalez

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4 years

@LasVegasLocally I worked a shift Saturday and I'll let you know, outside of workers, I saw no masks in town.

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9 years

@DougStanhope @SunsetMag http://t.co/IyX3kHxPO1

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3 years

"Oh we're becoming LA, gas is so expensive!".. suck it up Vegas.. this is LA RIGHT NOW

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1 year

Analog Brothers( @UltraMan7000 Ave @FINALLEVEL ) Analog Annihilatior vrs Silver Surfer 2000 Ground Control records

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@ninjaVEGAS

6 years

Is that @Alchemist on the left? Is he a time traveler?

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6 years

"The 1925 Cave Rescue That Captivated the Nation" America's first viral story

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@ninjaVEGAS

4 years

@mzchocolato @LasVegasLocally The people who are willing to come during this are the same ones calling it the flu

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@ninjaVEGAS

8 years

@michaelianblack always.. it's like when southern women say "bless your heart"

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3 years

@SOLELINKS I don't get how these aren't selling out.. nice colorway on arguably the most comfortable Jordan ever.

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2 years

@JayFay75 @bart_smith @ksandnfam @seanhannity Kathy, I'm a professional Kathy and in my professional Kathy there's no Kathy that could possibly Kathy.. Kathy

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2 years

Is that 1 round?

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@ninjaVEGAS

2 years

Medieval Knievel

@atrak

2 years

Civilization peaked with 90s scratch mixer crossfader static Staticccc 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

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4 years

A few weeks ago we ordered a bunch of steaks from Omaha Steaks and I have to say I'm extremely impressed.. ...That they were able to stay in business all these years selling such a shit product at such a inflated price. These are low grade choice to select steak at prime prices.

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@ninjaVEGAS

3 years

@Amocat_Jedi @Alchemist I'm not Al, but the answer is sweet potato

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@ninjaVEGAS

4 years

@LasVegasLocally I'm out there a few days a week.. outside of the 4th weekend the business is not here. The people that are coming are the anti mask/it's the flu crowd and they aren't going to come for much longer with the regulations. We won't be back until next summer the way things are going.

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@ninjaVEGAS

8 months

@cheerfulclips This random dude that you happened to be filming walks by with choreographed dance right as you start the song.. soooo random

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@ninjaVEGAS

3 years

They put a Big Lots in my neighborhood so I went in.. that's a weird ass store. It's like someone said let's open a 99¢ store but triple the prices and also sell $1000+ furniture.

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@ninjaVEGAS

3 years

This sign should fix it

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@ninjaVEGAS

3 years

Just concede that you couldn't get the plate you wanted and move on

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2 years

@LasVegasLocally Don't come to Vegas *IF your luggage is fully autonomous.. we have a service industry to uphold

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4 years

@_CakeBawse @Dart_Adams I'd hire her as a maid.. does she do windows?

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4 years

@phontigallo Trader joe's only sells appetizers and snacks.. not a complete meal in the whole damn store

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@ninjaVEGAS

4 years

Impeach #CovidCarolyn ASAP!

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1 year

Who else remembers Leatherby's?

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@ninjaVEGAS

5 years

If tacos are what it takes for you to pull the trigger on a home purchase maybe you aren't ready to delve into a real estate purchase

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@ninjaVEGAS

3 years

Get vaccinated!!! Bill Gates isn't putting microchips in you.. you already give him all the info for free. Just do it.

Jaclyn Schultz

@JaclynFOX5Vegas

3 years

Test positivity for Clark County is now 11.3%. We last hit this level In February @SNHDinfo @FOX5Vegas

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3 years

@LasVegasLocally No U turns allowed at Flamingo and the Blvd

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3 years

@LasVegasLocally I wonder if this will be retroactive? Most people don't realize that every Nevada traffic ticket they have is a misdemeanor conviction.

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2 years

@LasVegasLocally It's still that way.. anyone who doesn't believe me, try to get a new limo license or taxicab medallion

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@ninjaVEGAS

4 years

2004 was prime time for Vegas limos.. I had a dentist, a couple college professors and a phd mathematician working with me. Money was good enough to say screw a degree.

HISTORY:nevada

@HistoryNevada

4 years

Las Vegas, NV limousine driver Jeff Lawrence enjoyed a successful three day run on the TV game show Jeopardy! His last appearance was show #4900 on Dec 23, 2005. His total winnings: $27,200.

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@ninjaVEGAS

5 years

@hexhatesu Jay's Queens era was great.. very reminiscent of KRS One's Harlem era or Mobb Deep's time in Long Island

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@ninjaVEGAS

5 years

@Dart_Adams Is Bandana on par with Madvilliany based on how I'm listening to it after it came out.. absolutely. The real test will be if I'm still listening to it the same way in 5-10-15 years later like I still do the latter. Is Freddie Gibbs on Doom's level? Not even close.

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@ninjaVEGAS

2 years

Dude rolled up to me smoking a blunt.. "How do I get to the circus circus self parking?" Me:"go to the street and make a right" "I can't.. the police is right there"

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@ninjaVEGAS

4 years

@WhitneyCummings It's spelled cOke.. or at least it was in my 20s

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3 years

@patriottakes @NSYNC As long as they pay the public performance license with BMI or ASCAP there's really no recourse, and that amount is pennies.

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3 years

This never gets old

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3 years

@LiveGreenVeg @LasVegasLocally I grew up here, always heard it was amazing.. top 10 worst meals of my life. They couldn't properly cook a porterhouse to save their lives

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@ninjaVEGAS

3 years

Finally went to Circa last night.. that place was wack. Had a way better time at El Cortez, ReBar, Atomic Liquors. Circa was nightclub loud for no good reason, machines were tight and overall it just felt like a fancy Indian casino.

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@ninjaVEGAS

11 years

Couch blew off voo doo lounge, now it's in the Rio driveway #Vegas #storm http://t.co/D8uZtYdSKx

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4 years

Since I've been back to work I've had 75% of guests tell me it's ok to take my mask off.. no motherfucker, it isn't.

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3 years

Bitchin mullet alert

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6 years

I found someone who needs to be high sticked at TMobile

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4 years

@Krissyface34011 @8NewsNow Who would you recall someone who's doing a great job?

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@ninjaVEGAS

3 years

I have good info that the lambda variant will be making a guest appearance.

fire🔥☔Baby I Could Never Steal You From Another

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3 years

when the fuck around rubber meets the find out road

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5 years

@Dart_Adams Prime Minister Pete Nice sets the record straight.

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4 years

@desusnice @sillyauntie George would have said "I'm not racist.. I adopted a black kid"

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4 years

Welcome to the block party troll

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4 years

5 years ago today. Most disappointing fight ever.

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3 years

@Dart_Adams I can't watch that show.. everytime it seems like something interesting will be said, NORE completely derails it.

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5 years

@LasVegasLocally I always think about stopping at that one in Victorville when I go to LA but never do

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4 years

Can we get some of these signs in Vegas?

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3 years

@cutestcatlady @sumthack Start at a dumpier hotel and get experience.. or make friends inside the one you want to go to

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@ninjaVEGAS

2 years

@MBilunes @ThatRandomFoo You're probably right, then again the uninitiated might think this looks like a senior vp at a hedge fund.

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2 years

Who can guess my major cross streets from just this pic?

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3 years

@LasVegasLocally Nah.. take another one 4 blocks west then tag it Naked City. Your chances of scoring dope or dying aren't high enough on the Blvd

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2 years

The only rap Adidas I fuck with

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4 years

@nodank_ @lummoxacillin I think he drinks fascist tears.

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2 years

@LasVegasLocally @SunsetStation_ If you lean forward you can hear everything the people on the opposite side of the bar are saying due to the acoustics. Even if they're talking low.

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@ninjaVEGAS

3 years

We all know what insufficient data means.. watch out for punk rock ankle biters Nevada!

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