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UC Berkeley Class of 2016 🐻 art collector, software & network engineer

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New MAGA hat let's gooo Trump 2024
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@Dexerto That’s insanely durable
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@shoe0nhead modern art
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@OTerrifying Works fine, probably just a few bugs
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@UselessEater88 @FascinateFlix Those are their brakes
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@jimcramer Constitution doesn’t give you rights. It protects them. Read The Ninth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution! “The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.” Not anti-vaccine, just pro-freedom.
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@MCUPerfectGifs Willem DaFoe carried the film
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@shannonsharpeee “I told the waitress I don’t drink liquor, I drink lean” 🤵🏻‍♂️
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@crazyclipsonly Maybe he shouldn’t have been tailgating at 100mph
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@kittischmitti this scene IS comic accurate then
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@DiscussingFilm I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye 👁️ ⬅️
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In all honesty I owe the #YangGang an apology. Universal Basic Income might be a while away but it seems like a free market redistribution of wealth. I will closely be monitoring velocity of capital to be sure people are spending their UBI, though power to them if they are saving
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@Cernovich Why did he drive so slowly? He was in immininent danger and well within his rights to floor the vehicle, pedal to the metal.
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@NicholasPas5 That scene shattered minds 🕷️ 🕸️
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@NATERERUN she’s damn near drinking Molly Water 💦 💊
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Screenshot from a real game... the things you see at 1000 ELO... @agadmator
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@KaitMarieox @realDonaldTrump I can imagine the police report... “suspect is either male or female, possibly neither, caucasian, wearing a plaid shirt, 6 feet tall 145 pounds” I hope we find they/them
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@FearedBuck Her boyfriend later that night:
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@B00K0FTRIBE They stole Drake’s album cover
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@homeofdcu for this scene, angel was strapped to a rocket and launched to space with a GoPro on his head
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@RealCandaceO I don’t know what a number is, I’m not a mathematician
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@AshleyDCan @elonmusk Knowing that Elon simps on Twitter makes me feel better about doing so myself
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@javilopen being an artist used to mean something... this is actually an insult to humanity
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@domainsdomain @KaiCenat “All these bitches is my Sons”
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@JZarif Thank you for taking responsibility. This is the first step towards resolution. Let their death not be in vain. It is time to forge a new alliance and walk the path of peace. It is a new era!
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@pearlythingz I always think about lymph nodes full of ink ✍️ when I see tattoos
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@HailEternal that would have been insane but you're right
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The easiest way to end wealth inequality is by dramatically raising taxes to end ALL wealth and ensure all are living in poverty, completely dependent on the state. We need to abolish the estate tax @realDonaldTrump #SocialismKills #WealthOfNations #DeathTax
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Man... @HotepJesus is too right yet again. Don’t argue with strangers on the internet!!! Focus on building your wealth. You can never get your time back.
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@jayjjalen nah Nightmonkey went hard
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@IanBohen @RealCandaceO Put your money where your mouth is. Deposit everything you have so the banks stay liquid!
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@omgscarypet Sorry, we can’t accept your application... However, we CAN accept your art, thank you very much. Please close the door on your way out. @wizards_magic
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@JackPosobiec It’s a tough question. Initially I lauded Biden’s decision to halt Keystone XL and Dakota Access pipelines. I have since realized that maintaining USA’s energy independence takes SIGNIFICANT precedence over reducing Earth temperature/Carbon levels. Natural Gas is greener fuel too
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@PopBase Now I ain’t saying he’s a gold digger… 🎶
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@TheLaurenChen He has summers off, winter break and spring break. He probably only works 100 days a year, if that
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Agent Wojak makes his debut in the Meme Cinematic Universe @JackPosobiec
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@NicholasPas5 My cousin used to say that there are several scenes which could be the GREATEST in film history and aren’t even the best in the Jurassic Park movies
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@CBMshots the goofiest damn running you've ever seen
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@cakepoops2 This is an insane animation…the way the hands play the flute especially
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@shadowknightdk This scene was crazy in 3D
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@nojumper His hair looked like that dude from the Wild Thornberrys
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@jayjjalen Mysterio was one of the best villains of all time. I never beat him as a kid on ps2...
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@blurayangel The Dark Knight deserved it too... but yes, Black Panther's costumes, sets, acting, soundtrack, lighting, storyline... all on point
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@_ericblanc @KyleKulinski He won all the college towns gee I wonder why
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@AltHistCody That’s actually why I haven’t gone to Japan with a sword.
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@elonmusk @dogecoin_empire I think Elon passes, awaiting confirmation from @alpharivelino
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lol @JackPosobiec told me to leave blue areas. Maybe I’ll move to Wyoming or Vegas for 2024. @RepBarbaraLee never agreed to a debate. She is a traitor. Belongs in GITMO
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@RealCandaceO Supposedly people with ADHD get calm/sleepy from their stimulants
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@RichardHanania Ok I didn’t get it was satire but you need to be more clear. This is the internet sarcasm is impossible to detect
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@NebsGoodTakes he pulled a joker
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A family member who routinely sexually abused me as a child finally apologized after 20 years. I had demanded an apology. I don’t know how to feel… @elizableu can you message me please? This is one of the hardest moments of my life.
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@Cernovich Politifuckt
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@cenkuygur @mattgaetz @RepMTG @joerogan @billmaher If Cenk ever started to work out he would turn conservative so fast. Alas…
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@archivesmilfs Something changed (in a good way) starting Season 2
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@notgwendalupe If 2010 were a photo
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@vidsthatgohard He is a being of a higher dimension. @mataneven can enter or exit our plane of existence as he chooses and he can occupy multiple spaces at the same time.
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@KeiziTV Shang-Chi looked great though
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Just finished Gorilla Mindset by Mike @Cernovich ... very insightful ways to improve your career, relationships, fitness and even posture. I rarely get around to reading self-help books, yet it was a page-turner nonetheless! Highly recommend this book, especially if you’re young.
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@TheJoeySwoll lol. i've fallen asleep at the gym before. happens a lot at end of yoga but even just foam rolling haha
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@The_Bear_Comics I did this once
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@scottsantens @justinamash It’s absolutely disgusting! Congress-members make around $600 per day! And we are the ones paying their salaries! By throwing crumbs to the American people, politicians are playing with the very fabric of our democracy...
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@GabbyOrr_ @lynnwa I’m sorry this is getting so bad. For what it’s worth, my mom mashed up boiled rice and steamed veggies and to my knowledge never fed us “baby formula” I don’t believe there is anything proprietary in baby formula, human babies existed for 200,000 years without baby formula!
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@WardenMop @nytimes this is from my friends’ wedding in MapleStory and look how much nicer it looks than whatever this is lmao
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@KristiQ @LiaCastro62 Agreed. I lived in Spain for for a decade and have visited Mexico more than a dozen times. Never once heard the word Latinx or saw it written. I genuinely think they would look at you like a weirdo
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#NewNFTProfilePic NFT by aKIDcalledBEAST_Deployer
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@facts215_ Officer Jimenez way too fine though
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@MCUPerfectGifs Unstoppable
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@patriottakes His cheeks scream BMI 30+
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@DetectiveDrip_ STUNTMAN STUNTMAN STUNTMAN STUNTMAN MILES MORALES CAST HIM ASAP
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@BodogCasino_ @kingofthehillxl @FilmUpdates Weird cuz in the movie, the climax is a guy saying “I’m French-Canadian” and smashing the nun’s head
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@RealEmirHan Has to be Gladiator for me
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@neiltyson @elonmusk He could make multiple tweets in one session, bringing it down to a more reasonable 1.7 per day
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@illustrevor The spatial IQ required to animate this is through the roof
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@PopCulture2000s This hurts too much… poor Britney. We love her ❤️
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Burning Man 2023 : The Devil's Playground People spent $2,750+ on tickets to this satanic ritual in the desert Flooding has made porto-potties unusable. There is open sewage coursing through medical tents. People have resorted to defecating in holes and urinating in buckets.
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@kylelindecke It’s definitely one of the movies of all-time.
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@Dexerto Matt’s so fucking funny ong
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@Cernovich It took LSD + prayer for me to believe in Jesus. It was nothing short of a spiritual rebirth which is why I consider myself a Born Again Christian.
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@spinbackmecca Was she doing this dance?
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@ChaosMoogle @kirawontmiss @miiyazuko i think he's a digital pimp who gets OF royalties
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@elonmusk @WFPChief @DrEliDavid Holy shit. I think the world would be better off if you burned the $6B before giving it to the UN
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@Animist_ @ye4us @kanyewest 31M seconds per year. We each get over 1s in there
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@javilopen I turned this scribble into a scary snake within seconds. Am I an artist?
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@Battles82 best fighter game made since super smash bros on n64
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@JakeSucky reporter: "how did it feel when he teabagged you?" 🎤 player 1: "I didn't really mind" 😑 player 6: "I really didnt' like it" 🤷‍♂️
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@sirhottest @rondeaulivia New Yorkers really are a different breed
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The 2020 census was a disaster. Redistricting will obliterate us... the citizenship question was vital!
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@Julio_Rosas11 @AOC Cutting military so people can get $300,000 art degrees for free = bad policy.
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@sugarmaskmusic @therealsupes LOL. this is really funny. I feel like this meme is why Robin became Nightwing.
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@RepMTG he was on parole for assault convictions against multiple women. broke into a woman's house to assault her. this guy is a repeat offender, i think the detainment was lawful and protects the public good
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@notgwendalupe You can see the excitement and disgust
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@DareRider8 amazing spidey's web has fingers 🤣
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@DiscussingFilm YES! What a legendary movie the first one was. Saw it 5x already
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