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Nick Gerteis

4 months

I’ve just discovered a vast conspiracy: all the people closest to me are in it together to make me the happiest man in the world. They’ve been at it for years, and they are winning.

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Nick Gerteis

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2 years

@HillbillyPlato @sassafrasj0nes Again, laughing my Azov.

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2 months

@GrandpaHarris65 Better watch out—they have motorized divisions.

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1 month

@shadwhite Hogwash. Plenty of unmarried couples here with “engaged dads” in stable homes. While you’re not wrong on the success sequence,it’s disappointing that all you can think of is pointing fingers at individuals’ choices that differ from yours. And not offer a vision to achieve the ss.

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2 years

@PPathole @elonmusk What would be so hard about requiring everyone to show ID? Costs nothing, instantly fixes bot problem. Then require us to use real names and profile pics, instantly improves quality of posts, for free. Just like in, you know, a real town square.

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2 years

@NgagedPolitics @NicolyVidal11 @BNONews We’ll try it here at some point. Maybe.

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@nickgerteis

3 months

@spotted_model This will anger some people (not u or I) but most kids don’t want a car or a driver’s license. They want a robotaxi from A to B, like, yesterday.

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@nickgerteis

2 years

@Sanzsouki @AOC Meh. Deliberately obtuse: her bar patrons, over 21, chose to drink. Respiratory issues from gas stoves affect kids the most. The only way your false equivalency could stand is if you compared it to someone forcing their kids to drink alcohol at home. And nobody would want that.

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2 months

@EarthBrah @p8stie I know a dude that bombed in a debate because he had a cold&jetlag. Is that kinda like a period?

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2 years

@sleepydawg @MSTODAYnews I think you forgot the key word here: Republicans.

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1 year

@tatereeves The only tax cut that matters to people with limited income is the grocery tax. And that’s exactly why you won’t cut it.

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1 year

@TheOnion Do that thing where y’all light the building in the flag colors.

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Nick Gerteis

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2 years

@elonmusk Actually we can only conserve what we currently have. It’s a failure of logic to think you can conserve future potential without conserving what we have. Nobody today knows what part of what we have today holds which potential in the future. Let’s try to save it all!

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@3YearLetterman @jbjb1324 @elonmusk Did we defeat F and GB in the Revolutionary War? Or did F help us defeat GB because that was also helpful to them in their inter-european power struggles? Google that for us please.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@trantan39506305 @elonmusk The problem is man made global warming, caused by burning these fossil fuels. Sustainable is to quit burning them, today, and switch our economy to renewables and electric transportation. As we already are.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@BillyM2k @elonmusk And that’s exactly why this is a bad idea just two weeks after Elon said nobody was coming back before the content moderation team is up and running. Con-sis-ten-cy. Users and advertisers need it.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

8 months

@TorenBallard Thank you for this deep dive. Obviously I’m only looking at the examples you provided, but it’s easy to see how there’s nothing nefarious going on. Nowhere does it say “turn everyone GAY, $10 million.” Shad’s alarmism is turning out to be the nothing burger we always knew it was

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

10 months

@i1patrick @theliamnissan Datsun is an anagram of “da nuts”

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

4 months

@tatereeves Trump is going to one of the safest places in the country. Very soon. Yay! No need to burden taxpayers with extra security.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@ScottAdamsSays The opposite of woke is Scott, so entitled in his position in society he would never even stop for one second and wonder if this is maybe not simply the natural order of the universe. If maybe there could be a more just and fair way for us all to get along.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

7 months

Thank you Mississippi house republicans for stepping over your shadow and doing the right thing on Medicaid expansion even though you’d been told not to. Thank you even more so MS house democrats for doing the right thing without anyone having to tell you to. 👍🏻😊

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@TuckerCarlson Why do some people privately refer to Fox as “the news”?

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@exposeASFRIPJFK @elonmusk First he complains about twitter being all bots, now he’s putting the outcome of important future litigation in the hands of people he’s finding here. Genius indeed.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@Gabby_Hoffman @elonmusk @AJDelgado13 Semi auto AND with the option for a much larger clip than usually found on handguns. And there’s the reason they’re used in mass shootings, and why ownership will be restricted. Let’s at least raise the age limit to 25.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 months

@Culture_Crit @elonmusk A fitting illustration of the gas lighting you engage in on a daily basis. But no, we’re not going back, ever.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

5 months

@MSSalleForth Their fathers are actually very much part of this picture, and proud of what they’ve created here. Perpetuating what has always worked for them.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

5 months

@yardtalkhbcu @MoonDunIt And maybe that’s (at least a part of) the deeper reason some people want to go back to those “good ole days” when the power structure was so very one sided. Maybe they just haven’t gotten around to mentioning that part yet?

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@shadwhite As a private citizen,you’re absolutely entitled to this opinion. As a public servant who works for and is paid by everyone in the state,you aren’t. I supported you publishing earnings potential for various majors. My mistake,all you want is cover to defund what u disagree with.🤮

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

8 months

@Bubblebathgirl @DavidSacks It was supposed to be over in 3 days, but they are still standing. That’s already a win in my book.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@DylanLiles @JoJoFromJerz If found innocent of these charges, we certainly will accept that he’s innocent…..of these charges. On to Georgia!

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

5 months

@Illiberalists @notcapnamerica West Virginia is lily white, so, no.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@sassafrasj0nes Dude you got me laughing my Azov.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@AngelaBelcamino Good god will you please grow up.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@TuckerToday @TuckerCarlson @EvaVlaar @foxnation Yep free speech is under attack in your two fav European countries, Russia and Hungary. The rest of the continent is doing just fine. That’s some good news for once! Well, unless you’re in Russia or Hungary of course.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

7 months

@tatereeves The last platoon standing. Good luck with yet another lost cause. 🤡

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

3 months

@Nexuist @mitrebox @bogeyfromhell Taxes? USPS is self supporting. Do your own research on the 2006 congressional mandate for them to pre fund future retirees’ health benefits before making stuff up.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 months

@mikegolicjr @katienolan “We can’t…at least not on these super high thread count organic Egyptian sheets….”

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

3 months

@StatisticUrban Let’s hear it? My guess is: building techniques that take advantage of super cold desert nights and spread out the temperature differential by using thick walls or other good insulation.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

4 months

@shadwhite Very funny! Meanwhile the real criminals in Mississippi walk free after taking $77M from the poor. Let’s don’t run our wannabe big mouths until Favre and friends are doing their time, K?

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@ZaleskiLuke In the water supply? I’m switching to ice cold Bud Light this minute then, and it’s not even 8am yet!

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@shadwhite Thank you for looking into this. (Sacred Cow alert): to really focus our colleges on their actual mission of teaching ppl societally valuable skills, like you said, we must get rid of college sports. It’s a expensive distraction to both the ppl playing and the rest of us paying.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

7 months

Now what did I do? Advocated for Medicaid expansion? Yep.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@angryelephance @JackPosobiec Trump appointed Tarrio’s judge.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

8 months

@ashtonpittman She’s completely useless.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@lavern_spicer @AOC No, it means rights regarding reproduction. Remember when that cop read you your Miranda rights? “Right to remain silent” doesn’t mean you *have* to be quiet. Although, in your case…..

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@WSJ But will it have a company sto’ where folks can buy fatback, meal n molasses on credit?

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@shadwhite Glad to see your focus on $ in education: Looks like you’re getting schooled, absolutely free, right here on Twitter today.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@tatereeves Couldn’t resist, huh? Ah, yes, close election coming up. But you know the two have nothing to do with each other, and this is one of your more shameful posts. 🤮

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@MydongisWhite @SpongeRobbie @CNN Not necessarily mutually exclusive. Money can’t buy class or decency.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@Lunnzies @KatalinNovak_HU @elonmusk Yes, but that’s where the billionaires like Elon would have to pay their employees those higher wages, and they’re a bit reluctant to do that.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

8 months

@tatereeves BREAKING: if Democrats said a single word about this case, you and your pathetic ilk would stumble all over each other complaining that they’re trying to influence the judiciary. Can’t have it both ways! And let’s let justice be served.

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@nickgerteis

2 years

@WSJ “Downhill” from here for Milton.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

9 months

@skyler_higley Much appreciated thread, thanks for being an ally in our struggle, but you unsurprisingly “forgot” our most cherished tradition of the day, the nude swim in the Bass Pro fish tank. This one is a must.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@TuckerCarlson Another reason to do what Hungary did: stricter gun control. They have no private gun ownership and, you guessed it, no car jackings.

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2 months

@ZaleskiLuke Not really. Step out of the Twitter bubble and realize it’s a good place full of good or even great people. And about to be even better come November! 😊👍🏻

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Nick Gerteis

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2 months

@tatereeves Snowflake says what?

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@FoxNews I know I’m asking a lot of Fox and its viewers, but there actually IS a qualitative difference between instituting and then enforcing a policy (old twitter); and banning people and then creating the justifying policy after the fact (Elon twitter).

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@tonybach_ @this_is_mallory But THEY don’t want us to know about that!

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@TuckerCarlson Funnier by the day. Biden declared no such thing. Nobody is getting crushed, either. Tucker doing his very best to stir up fake controversy though, good boy!

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@beam2025 @AOC Channeling the inner swastikas pretty strongly?

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Nick Gerteis

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1 month

@StatisticUrban Come on. There’s no place with better weather than Hawaii. 🌺

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@jonastyle_ @elonmusk Not censorship when a private company does it. Only government can censor. Words matter.

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Nick Gerteis

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6 months

@shadwhite He was convicted of breaking the law. It’s just that simple. Blather all you want.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@tatereeves Hi there Tater team! Please tell whoever has been distributing your flyers in Sherwood Forest in Starkville not to put them in our mailboxes. I’m sure it’s not the crime of the century, but it’s against USPS regulations. Thank you for your cooperation!

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@MSTODAYnews I’d benefit either way. 😊👍🏻 However, tax policy shouldn’t revolve around me, I’d say helping with groceries and car tags will benefit a much larger number of people, and is therefore the way to go.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

11 months

@shadwhite @DeAngelisCorey If you had a shred of decency and consistency, you’d oppose his anti public education scheme just as loudly as you did tax payers funding the “junk degree” majors at our public universities. The public’s money is at stake, and it’s your job to guard it!

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@jddavisIV @ashtonpittman @DonnerKay So when we give our tax dollars to private schools, they will stop segregating? Wow, what a generous offer. 🙄

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@ZubyMusic @CruxesHub You have talked publicly about it for five years, and yet you now point out too much time and attention is wasted on it? Please make up your mind!

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

3 months

@arizona_twice @HououinTyouma @Nexuist Sometimes we are unable to safely deliver certain items due to loose animals, dangerous weather conditions, or other unforeseeable circumstances.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

Well, looks like the ole panic button still works just fine! Now who was it that got so offended that they had to unfreespeech me?

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@nickgerteis

2 years

@SmellyCat2Sunny @POTUS @elonmusk @Tesla Your number is incorrect.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@Quackster1976 @TedNugent Yep the dead ones that could’ve lived if they had gotten vaccinated are indeed unable to tell you that they regret not getting it. Kinda goes hand in hand with being dead.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

@JCofield @zerohedge This 💯. Not sure why everyone is freaking out bc they are disobeying the holy rule of hyperpartisan division.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

8 months

@DrALT14 Huh? We sleep with our coworkers too. All good.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 months

@Suzycue681 @TheThomason See? Tampons put you in the ER. But of course we’re not supposed to talk about that. 🤣

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

11 months

@HamnerPam Almost like these people should be voted out of office…..

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@samcharacterlim @BNONews Because 49% are ok with burning down her house as long as they get to burn down everyone else’s too. SAD!

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

11 months

@fasasfuc @theliamnissan I think that’s a fake reply. Who knows, maybe “replying to @theliamnissan while pretending to not know it’s parody” will soon be its own art form? Olympic discipline, even?

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Nick Gerteis

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5 months

@shadwhite Ok snowflake. A diversity of opinions on all issues is the backbone and source of success of this country. They didn’t teach you anything at Harvard?

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Nick Gerteis

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2 years

@contramordor @LionelMedia OMG you’re hilarious! I’ll buy you a one way ticket to Afghanistan today so you can chill with likeminded guys. 😂

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@mannyfidel @RadioShack Millions of former radio shack customers: “what is a squirter?”

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

2 years

@ScottAdamsSays Every time you (awkwardly) try to change the subject, you’re actually conceding the previous point. I bet you didn’t know that—now you do. Thank you for that! But, no, not drinking right now, only on Thursday nights.

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Nick Gerteis

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5 months

@BrandonPresley Thank you for continuing the fight. And this is really more of an opportunity than a struggle: MS republicans by now have painted themselves so deep into the corner that the pendulum is bound to swing the other way, hard.

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Nick Gerteis

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1 year

@FrostiLocket @ResisterSis20 That’s correct. He just has to obtain ownership. Otherwise it would be too easy for (other) criminals to get guns via straw buyers.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

7 months

@mspammajamma @JoJoFromJerz To these racists a poor black woman’s womb will do just fine for incubating a white embryo. Wait for it…..they just haven’t thought of it yet. 😡🤮

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Nick Gerteis

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1 year

@kimguilfoyle You can literally see the thousands of empty seats in the picture.

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Nick Gerteis

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2 years

@andyfaille @USPS Taxes don’t pay for it.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

1 year

Lol Mississippi governor Tate Reeves thinks all that people affected by storms need is blue tarps. Tater Tarps for you! And for you! Tater Tarps for everyone! Tater truly is the tarp king of Mississippi. Love it! Turning Mississippi blue, one Tater Tarp at a time.

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Nick Gerteis

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2 years

@MSTODAYnews No worries, the people that banned them haven’t read them either.

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

7 months

@MichaelWatsonMS @POTUS @TheJusticeDept Yep here we go with Shad 2.0, blathering about imaginary problems that ALEC told them poll well, instead of working. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤮

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

5 months

How long before Donald Trump takes credit for the northern lights?

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2 months

@mynamehear @FoxNews Yeah but the sequel is always weaker than the original. 🥱Pretty sure ratings will be abysmal.

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2 years

@TuckerCarlson I speak for all when I wish him a speedy and complete recovery! Right, Tucker?

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1 year

@MSTODAYnews This will be a great fit for the next installment in the long running NYT series “Mississippi sheriffs can’t get laid without breaking a few laws.” The pieces on Noxubee and Clay counties apparently were just appetizers. Yum!

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Nick Gerteis

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5 months

@WorldLiquidGas @eBoostMobility Ah, fossil fuels’ last grasp. A joy to see!

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Nick Gerteis

@nickgerteis

11 months

@magnoliatribune States with strong union representation are all doing better, in all respects (except the weather lol🥶) than Mississippi. Why would you not want that here?

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1 year

@RussLatino Our undereducated, underproductive workforce says otherwise. Besides, labor is only 5% of their cost, so none of the raises UAW asked for will “bankrupt” automakers. You have to start listening to both sides of the story instead of blindly repeating big business propaganda.

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Nick Gerteis

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11 months

@RobynTannehill Sorry to hear that. Looks like two smallish girls pushed that thing out easily. Maybe needs to be built back stronger/more secure?

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5 months

If we can somehow convince MAGA that the Electoral College is an actual college, they will all root for it to be abolished. WINNING!

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