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3 years

mount rushmore of movies your dad will never turn off if he encounters them on a weekend afternoon: 1) goodfellas 2) gladiator 3) the last samurai 4) ???

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them: how’s your portfolio doing in q1? me:

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@beckpeterson Fun question! I’d rather not say publicly for lots of practical reasons I’m sure you can imagine. This feels a little wimpy, but also prudent. I think I would submit it to some third party I could trust to keep it anonymous and average it with other people in roles like mine.

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@Lons two restaurant workers hooking up? completely unrealistic. ridiculous to even consider it.

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3 years

20 years ago my dad experienced 9/11 firsthand. He was 29-years old and fresh on the job with the FDNY. Recently, he told the entire story of his 9/11 experience. It’s horrifying, remarkable, tragic, & inspiring.

9/11 Stories: Josh Calacanis

Like many FDNY’ers who survived September 11, 2001, Josh carries a lot of guilt. He had asked to go home early the morning of 9/11, looking forward to takin...

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no context succession s4 e6

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2 years

@Lons best part of this entire saga is my man nick kroll all over the internet killing that tux

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2 years

turned 27 and im getting sticker shock looking at that number is this the quarter-life crisis i was promised?

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@DragonflyJonez really just plundered every beat

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3 years

i love hanging out with grouchy old dudes so much cant wait to be one

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4 years

@LewisHowes Carrying all the groceries in one trip

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2 years

@Jason reminds me of the ancient latin proverb: “fuck around and find out”

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3 years

or anything set in vietnam

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2 years

“net carbs” is adjusted ebitda for keto

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3 years

@loganbartlett we’re 100% getting a razzlekhan voicemail mixtape from jail

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@Jason coachella is for closers

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3 years

@TheRedPen12 no but everytime joaquin phoenix is on screen he mutters "fckin douchebag" to himself

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2 years

SF if they put whoever runs SFO in charge

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3 years

@Jason my dad's not a nerd sorry rocky IV is probably the right answer for j-man

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1 year

absolutely cannot wait for this the sbf/caroline ellison dynamic is unmatched much more fun than holmes/balwani imo

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2 years

@Jason @Gladwell i think most ppl are reacting strongly bc malcolm gladwell comes off as a rich loser talking down to people

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3 years

note - my dad's 4th would either be rocky 1-4 or school of rock

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3 years

This weekend, take a pause & think about the people who ran into that chaos while the world watched frozen in horror. It’s funny, as an outsider (meaning me) we romanticize these things in ways that firefighters rarely do. My dad always says “Nicky, I was just doing my job.”

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3 years

@Jason my wife when she’s doing her makeup

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3 years

@DavidSacks @skaragiannis @theallinpod @emilychangtv @danprimack sacks said “i’m going to eliminate your job, but here’s some 💦🐦” i said: 🤝

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4 years

@chamath @Ke_Ga Mpow 071 - best audio quality I’ve heard on a headset, and it’s $30.

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2 years

elon just delete the whole fuckin app plz

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4 years

@DragonflyJonez All time name, too

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3 years

Last week, I walked down the aisle with my dad in one arm & my mom in the other. Thousands of kids just like me never had that privilege. Most of them were too young to even remember the parent they lost. I thank god every day that my dad came home that night.

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my parents became cord cutters last year i just moved into a new apt and decided to treat myself to some good old fashioned cable after 5 years w/o it now my dad will have to use my login to watch knicks games next year bc hulu tv doesnt carry msg am i the boomer now?

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4 years

Tostitos hint of lime go so hard

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1 year

i feel like we haven’t properly come to terms with how embarrassing it is that this time two years ago thousands of middle-aged adults (many of them investors) were tweeting shit like “gm” and “ngmi” every day rawrXD’ing themselves into a web3 grave not serious people!

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3 years

there should be a 90 over 90 list where we give love to some cool ass olds

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3 years

@TheJasonPoe patriot is a great one. that shit is like 9 hours with commercials.

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4 years

Even the name Citadel just reeks of corporate overlordship lmao

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2 years

@ParikPatelCFA why u gotta ratio a man just tweeting into the ether

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@_rachelbraun it’s better this way

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@_rachelbraun dollar store miles teller

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1 year

@Lons sounds like the start of a tv romance honestly

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3 years

my proudest purchase: in 2008 i paid $2.95 to make “can’t believe it” by t-pain my ringback tone

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3 years

the masculine urge to skip steps when ur walking up the stairs

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2 years

@DavidSacks @Jason guess we’re gonna have to eat good, drink good, smoke good, and have some fun in his honor. RIP.

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5 months

perfect moment for the rare mike breen double bang

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2 years

if sbf was a newark > jfk guy he wouldn’t have been in this mess in the first place

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3 years

can’t w8 2 snowboard

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3 years

Fall 2019 slapped so hard

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ive had julia fox saying uncuh jahmz in my head for 48 hours straight ama

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@DavidSacks this is a banger

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2 years

@_rachelbraun ☺️🤝🙏🫵

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@Lons I’d like to morph into a pipe one day. It’s a good honest living.

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jeremy irons in margin call might be the best acting job in the 21st century. just perfect.

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2 years

taleb with a flamethrower take. love this.

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2) Bernie Madoff didn't spin. He stood up and said "there is no innocent explanation". He was also well-dressed, a sign of self-respect.

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3 years

@Jason @CocaCola You know that 1899 edition got our great great great grandparents going straight up looney toons

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8 months

love hearing that delco / philly accent breaking through

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Palantir earnings calls are like the Super Bowl for defense tech founders. “They might not like my jokes or my habits. Doesn’t matter. It will protect your life.” - Alex Karp, CEO of Palantir.

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3 years

if this guy starts a cult i’m joining it sight unseen

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2 years

Joey lookin slick as hell. Credit where credit is due.

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2 years

Fall days at the White House.

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@friedberg @_rachelbraun @theallinpod appreciate u!❤️

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2 years

my list (first beers only) 1) boys r back together beer (immaculate tier) 2) mid- or post-ski beer 3) post-manual labor beer (the shawshank) 4) tailgate beer (early in the season, september specifically)

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Power ranking beers 1) Post-athletic victory beer 2) Post-ski beer 3) Bonfire beer 4) Airport beer 5) The boys getting back together beer

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1 year

i see a cash only sign at a restaurant i immediately start salivating ultimate green flag put your plastic away nerds

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7 months

if he never turns to check, this might be the best sports gif of all time

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Lol Steph 🔥🔥

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@zachcoelius @Jason Tomorrow AM

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stuffing is elite

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3 years

@Jason people stopping in the middle of a trail (esp a tight trail) for whatever reason is the constant #1 dereliction of duty

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2 years

new york football giants

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3 years

motley crue’s spotify picture looks like 4 suburban dads dressed up as motley crud for halloween

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2 years

succession: hoping for a massive tom wambsgans W this season

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1 year

@_rachelbraun are u kidding this is gas

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4 years

@Jason The pan shot of the shoes is iconic

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3 years

Gona buy some peanut m&ms and eat them shortly thereafter

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3 years

pasta and prosecco

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say what u will about ebenezer scrooge, one thing is not up for debate. the man got some FITS off.

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2 years

@preshdkumar @Jason 23 💀

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2 years

if u wanna sound smarter than everyone just reply to any work comment with “that’s where the alpha is”

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4 years

@Jason @nytimes

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7 months

rip richard lewis. huge part of the funniest show ever. my favorite richard/larry scene:

Curb Your Enthusiasm: Richard and Larry Help a Blind Guy

Curb Your EnthusiasmSeason 1, Episode 4 The BraceletAired on HBO: 2000.11.05 Larry and Richard Lewis help someone move.watch full episodes of Curb Your Enth...

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2 years

white lotus s2 finale was so good I decided to stick around and watch the post-episode recap was shocked to find out… NED SCHNEEBLY MADE WHITE LOTUS!?!?

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i say thanks to the bus driver every time i get off yes i am a wonderful person