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Nick Hutchins

@nicholasrhutch

5 years

"who the HELL is in my Google Doc" I think furiously, before realizing it's me in a different tab

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

wait what kind of crime scene has both

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Nick Hutchins

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2 years

I will pay up to $1 million in Kohl’s Cash for a leaked recording of the audio from the stage management team’s walkie-talkies

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

Well, old girl, you’re about to have the busiest month of your life

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

Pete Buttigieg kissed his husband on some of the biggest political stages in the country. That would've meant the world to me as a closeted gay kid growing up in the South, and I know it still does for many, many scared kids staring at the ceiling in their bedrooms. It matters.

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Nick Hutchins

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The Lion King trailer being released as millions of Millennials sit in their childhood bedrooms on Thanksgiving night, slightly drunk and vulnerable to nostalgia... someone give that marketing team a raise

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Nick Hutchins

@nicholasrhutch

10 months

The limewire generation learned quickly how to spot bad files and it’s honestly a big reason why Millennials have better internet literacy than the generations on either side

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the good old days

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Nick Hutchins

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4 months

I’ve been a Taylor fan since 2006, so this is tough: I don’t think this is a good album. It feels like she internalized “more words = art” post-folklore. A 31-track album that boldly asks: what if there are two good songs on the front half?

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Nick Hutchins

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5 years

thinking about Easy A and this absolute GOD-LEVEL cast

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Nick Hutchins

@nicholasrhutch

6 months

My Roman Empire is that this is what Selena was telling Taylor about in the moment that became a meme at the Golden Globes

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@PageSix

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Meryl Streep and Martin Short grab dinner together after denying dating rumors

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Nick Hutchins

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6 months

“I got a callback to be a stand-in for Kate Middleton in doctored photographs but they told me my ankles were too clearly Floridian”

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Nick Hutchins

@nicholasrhutch

5 years

It’s officially This Shirt season for the straight men of DC

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Nick Hutchins

@nicholasrhutch

5 years

did Tina from Bob's Burgers write this tweet

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@washingtonpost

5 years

Wild horses will ride out Dorian as they have for centuries, with "butts to the wind"

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Nick Hutchins

@nicholasrhutch

1 month

Obsessed with this news coming to light because she was queening out with the gay French prime minister

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Lady Gaga is engaged to her boyfriend of four years Michael Polansky. The singer confirmed the news to French Prime Minister Gabriel Attal today.

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Nick Hutchins

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5 years

Jo March Liz Warren about her about health manuscript care plans 🤝 Amy, it’s two paragraphs

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Nick Hutchins

@nicholasrhutch

6 months

A new lead Deloitte consultant has been selected

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@NewsWire_US

6 months

Smoke seen near Lincoln Memorial on Washington's National Mall - Fox News

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Nick Hutchins

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11 months

Fun fact: after @taylorswift13 posted on Instagram today directing her followers to register to vote on @votedotorg , our site was averaging 13,000 users every 30 minutes. 13! Let’s just say her reputation for being a mastermind is very well-earned! #NVRD

Taylor Swift Urges Fans to Register to Vote: ‘I Know How Powerful’ Your Voices Are

Taylor Swift urged fans to register to vote on National Voter Registration Day. See her message.

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Nick Hutchins

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7 years

TMZ is reporting that Kylie Jenner is pregnant and I, for one, can't wait to see lip kit swatches on a newborn's arm

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Nick Hutchins

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2 years

I’ve never seen anyone play “got day drunk but we showered and are off to dinner” as well as Aubrey Plaza it here

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Nick Hutchins

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4 months

Oh… no... Not the NEW YORK TIMES. It’s so over for me.

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Nick Hutchins

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5 years

INCREDIBLE: Taylor Swift just made a sizable donation to @tnequality and wrote a heartfelt note thanking the organization for its work in trying to defeat the anti-LGBTQ "slate of hate" in Tennessee. #tnleg

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

It has come to my attention that people may think this tweet has something to do with something other than pasta. This tweet is literally about being socially isolated and making pasta!!!!

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Nick Hutchins

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1 year

I love saying “ty!” for thank you! It’s so cute! This is how I feel when I type it!

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Nick Hutchins

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6 years

OMG can you imagine something more perfectly American than trying to bomb lava into submission

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Nick Hutchins

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10 months

This is exactly what the parents of every kid at my small southern private school looked like

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10 months

Was a pleasure meeting you, @nicolekidman . I know you can’t tell from the picture, but I’m actually blushing.

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Nick Hutchins

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5 years

A Star is Born fans... I gasped when I walked into my mom’s shower

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

a lot of the replies say “that’s not a koala; that’s a drop bear!” And you know what, Australians, you GOT ME! 💀

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Nick Hutchins

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4 months

It’s starting to feel like Marvel. You can’t jump in if you aren’t deep in the lore. Too much content. And for every person who says this, there are two people dressing up for the midnight premiere who’ll yell at you for thinking, “maybe quality is suffering for quantity.”

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Nick Hutchins

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5 years

Arthur’s been on 22 seasons and not a FLOP among them. Game of Thrones WISHES!

TVLine.com

@TVLine

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#Arthur 's Mr. Ratburn Comes Out as Gay, Gets Married in Season 22 Premiere

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Nick Hutchins

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10 months

The “Lance from the Other Two” energy is off the charts

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Nick Hutchins

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5 years

i'm screaming!! we watched 8 seasons for this to end with a CNN townhall with the lords of Westeros

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Nick Hutchins

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7 months

@BrendanOde The way I thought the red ribbon was referring to world aids day omg

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Nick Hutchins

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7 months

Oh please let the Tina Fey redemption arc be a positive sign for our collective ability to recognize satire again rather than being so deeply literal and context-free in every aspect of popular culture

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Nick Hutchins

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Few things in recent culture have resonated more with me than the unabashed movement to reclaim “America” after decades of “USA” chants and flags held up as a symbol of exclusivity. From Beyoncé to camo to the faces that represent us in the Olympics — it belongs to all of us, too

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VP: We are here because we love our country. We love our country. [Crowd chanting "USA!"]

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Nick Hutchins

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4 months

But dismissing criticism as “hating” allows both fans and artists to stagnate, or worse, not edit themselves. Fans criticize! Ask any fan of a sports team! Thrilled for you if you like it. But stans accepting and defending anything is how we got here.

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Nick Hutchins

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7 years

Strange how losing male presidential candidate Mitt Romney is being immediately discussed as a replacement for Orrin Hatch’s senate seat and isn’t being told to take up knitting!

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Nick Hutchins

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6 years

Fun fact: Katy Tur (who just did that bonkers interview with Sam Numberg) is the daughter of the helicopter pilot and reporter who filmed the OJ chase from the air in LA

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Nick Hutchins

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5 years

when will our long, national nightmare end

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@PageSix

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Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes spend a lot of their time ‘making out’

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Nick Hutchins

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My personal favorite of this genre is an episode of Downton Abbey where Edith learns her baby’s father has been killed by a Hitler-led mob and as she’s crying, Mary enters the room to debut a new haircut

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The Crown is a wild series cause the Prime Minister will walk in and be like "Ma'am, 9/11 just happened" and then it'll cut to a B-plot about Prince Philip personally overseeing a remodel of the bathroom

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

BREAKING: Gov. Northam has signed into law the Virginia Values Act, making VA the FIRST state in the South to have comprehensive non-discrimination protections for LGBTQ people. It's been a long, long road to get here, and today, Virginia has made history!

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Nick Hutchins

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4 months

But if you made those albums, wouldn’t you hold a bottle, chasing that lightning forever? So, the product is this new album. It feels sonically stuck, like she hasn’t left the studio long enough to find a new direction, all while re-recording the past. Take a beat. Move forward!

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

Every one of us knows an addict, and most are familiar with how addiction can send emotional shockwaves through a family or a community. When Biden said “I’m proud of my son” for overcoming his addiction, I could almost feel parents across the country whispering, “That’s right.”

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Raising Hunter Biden’s addiction as an issue on the debate stage was a colossal miscalculation on Trump’s part. Making it an official part of the campaign messaging, which Don Jr.‘s words confirm it to be, has to be (besides being evil) the dumbest strategy I have ever heard of.

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Nick Hutchins

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Day 2: “the donut machine is down”

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McDonald’s will sell Krispy Kreme donuts at all of its US locations by the end of 2026

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

so we’re all drinking like, a lot, right?

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Nick Hutchins

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DC: we’re opening up restaurants’ patio seating :) DC: it will now thunderstorm for 10 straight days

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

climbed a mountain, turned around

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Nick Hutchins

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1 year

I hope Kim Cattrall’s single scene on And Just Like That is a frame for frame remake of this

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Nick Hutchins

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5 months

Tax season once you stop getting a refund every year

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Nick Hutchins

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Rachel Maddow and Kristen Welker are so effective at moderating, I want them to come to gay brunch to take the bill from the server and figure out how much everyone has to Venmo. #DemDebate

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Nick Hutchins

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Last thought: it feels like she’s (understandably) chasing the highs of 1989 and folklore — when she first worked with Jack and Aaron, respectively. I’ve seen “TTPD part 1 is midnights. part 2 is evermore,” and there’s a clean line from 1989 - Midnights / from folklore - evermore

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Nick Hutchins

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6 months

The Scandoval NYT Mag piece is a lot of things, including a cautionary tale for young PR people. You should never find yourself, at 23, sitting with a publicly hated man who’s talking to a magazine reporter. And you certainly should never ask more questions during the interview!

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Nick Hutchins

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2 years

I said, “of course.” We’re engaged!

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

send that video of the man bleeding in Buffalo to your white relatives who need someone to look like them in order for them to care.

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Nick Hutchins

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6 years

she goes to another school

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Cory Booker confirms he has a girlfriend

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Nick Hutchins

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I know more gay men named Matt than there are votes that separate Biden and Trump in Georgia

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Nick Hutchins

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6 years

The White House spends its time claiming that immigrants are coming to kill you, while LGBTQ people and people of color -- even successful, wealthy ones -- are being attacked and harassed in the street. There's a clear threat, and it's in the Oval Office, not at the border.

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‘Empire’ Actor Jussie Smollett Hospitalized in Chicago After Violent Racial Homophobic Attack by Men Reportledly Yelling ‘This is MAGA Country’

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Nick Hutchins

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@svershbow It’s gotta be because these are all posturing people who claim they want adventure but really just want to say they’re in Italy rather than BE in Italy

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

yes! There are NO rules except for one must know how to cook and the other must be really good at lingering in the kitchen while holding a cocktail

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4 years

Can we just destroy the idea that in gay couples, one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine just to imitate heterosexuality????

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Nick Hutchins

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1 year

RuPaul voice: today’s sceptre and crown are provided courtesy of Fierce Drag Jewels

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Nick Hutchins

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6 years

extremely me if I saw Kamala and Joe Biden on my train

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Nick Hutchins

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9 years

@PageSix and then you swiftly realize you're still the only gold goddess there

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

we should have Twitter movie night where we all watch the same movie together and live tweet it as a group

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Nick Hutchins

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5 years

I'm exhausted on behalf of Kirsten Gillibrand.

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Nick Hutchins

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Just locked eyes with a gay in the airport as he left Chick-Fil-A holding a bag. He literally froze!

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Nick Hutchins

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Nine years ago, Jim and I got in a car after SCOTUS affirmed marriage equality nationwide, fighting for recognition of his marriage to his late husband. The moment I’ll cherish forever: he took a breath, put his phone down, looked out the window and whispered, “we did it, John.”

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Finally after a long day of interviews, Jim Obergefell gets to talk to his family and friends. WE WON!! #SCOTUS http://t.co/h6DqDoIkzb

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Nick Hutchins

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5 years

everyone working at the caucuses has big “former camp counselor” energy

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Nick Hutchins

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Pete Buttigieg's campaign gives me hope not because I want to run for president, but because I want to be the snarky, beloved social media-obsessed husband of someone who does!

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Nick Hutchins

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There are Appalachian stories worth telling. Hillbilly Elegy isn’t one. Give movie deals to actual Appalachians, or at least to someone who doesn’t use my people as an allegory, so he can throw his hands up and say systemic poverty is based in personal laziness. Bless his heart.

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Nick Hutchins

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The State of the Union is airing at the same time as the Traitors finale…

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Nick Hutchins

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5 years

do y’all also have specific clothing items you lost YEARS ago but still think about?

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Can’t stop imagining Joe Biden having a pensive moment, looking out the window of his house in Rehoboth, only to see 50 DC gays on the beach wearing ratty wigs and blasting Chappell Roan

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Nick Hutchins

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Maya Rudolph wearily answers a text from Lorne Michaels

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Nick Hutchins

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I miss the moment on a plane where I would lock eyes with the gay flight attendant and we both had to decide whether we’d be best pals or sworn enemies for the next 1 hour and 58 minutes

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@xvnightshade That’s the plan! I’m glad you like it!

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In my mind, this actor is playing the same character across both shows and his relationship from Girls is what led him to the path he’s on in the Bear

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Nick Hutchins

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4 years

a few weeks ago I dropped a full iced coffee on the floor at Starbucks and asked "it is better if I try and help or if I... just leave" and the barista looked me dead in the eyes and said "go." still thinking about her

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Nick Hutchins

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.⁦ @HRC ⁩ has a full-page ad in USA Today featuring a sign businesses can cut out and display in their window to tell customers they’re #OpenToAll .

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Nick Hutchins

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Sad person at the dog park today: “come over here, uh... *whispers* Khaleesi...” a passerby drops their iced coffee in shock

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2 years

I like when DC types screenshot something about themselves in politico playbook because, like, you emailed that to them yourself lol

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1 year

“And coming up next, Ariana Grande is dating SpongeBob!”

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Nick Hutchins

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Legions of straight men have quote tweeted the original tweet with “I feel attacked.” The fact that all the reactions to this are carbon copies of each other is just... *chefs kiss*

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A short-list of tweet-jokes I'd like to make about this: Should've Said No (to discrimination) Forever & All Gays Blank Check (to the Tennessee Equality Project) New Year's Gay I Did Something Good Bi Blood End Gayme We Are Never Ever Discriminating Against Trans People

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Nick Hutchins

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Real conversation i just had at NYC Pride: Him: you’d be so cute if you didn’t have that glitter on Me: aww you’d be so cute without that internalized homophobia

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we'll always have TSA Pre-Check ❤️

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6 years

If a southerner starts a sentence with “I love her to death,” they certainly do not love her to death.

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6 years

Can't believe iced coffee season is almost over. I guess it's time for *flips calendar page* iced coffee season #2

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@sc0rpioriah The toughest pill for me is not only is it the same as those songs, but there are copy and pasted production elements from lorde’s melodrama, an album that came out SEVEN years ago.

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omg this woman on my plane just yelled to the flight attendant, “are we on time? People are waiting for me...” oh they are?? Why didn’t you say so! We will take to the sky immediately!

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@breimels i-

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it's great that Chick-Fil-A will not give to anti-LGBTQ groups anymore. It really is! It's also true that the company doesn't have non-discrimination policies that include LGBTQ people. The company should also fix that!

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Nick Hutchins

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@dbert91 It clearly didn’t! I obviously spent a lot of time thinking about it. I get it because I’ve heard (and liked) the three albums before this one. This is how fanboys defend Rick & Morty lol you can understand something and think it’s not great

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straight men are feeling VERY attacked about owning the same shirt and me pointing it out! It's not like I said "Saturday ISN'T for the boys"

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Portia a better, dumber person than me because once ole boy fell asleep I’d be on the Uber sailboat right outta there. #WhiteLotus

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An incredible sight as the camera shows the diverse group of Democratic women wearing white, a group so large that they have to pan over their section with a wide lens. #SOTU

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Nick Hutchins

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I have a Zoom meeting every hour, on the hour, from 9 until 6. Is anyone else’s calendar... somehow worse during this?

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Variety

@Variety

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Tina Fey Announces Movie Adaptation of Broadway’s ‘Mean Girls’ Musical

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DC isn’t on here because they couldn’t fit in the real price, which is “being asked for professional favors for years, regardless of if it worked out beyond one date”

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this dog is officially the most important thing in the world to me

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SURE WOULD BE COOL IF THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA HAD A VOTING SENATOR RIGHT ABOUT NOW

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