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1 year

not twitter forcing booktwt to actually read

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1 year

me? obsessed?? with this clock??? absolutely

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5 months

I can’t stop staring at my shelves

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1 year

I still think about this scene from Rogue One

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3 months

I BOUGHT MY FIRST HOUSE TODAY?!

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1 year

I rearranged my bookshelves today

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1 year

QRT your bookshelf ⚡️

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1 year

Shut the fuck up- Jensen Ackles SINGS?!

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2 years

I don’t understand why everyone wants to evade jury duty. You’re telling me I get to skip work and the government will give me $20 to sit and silently judge people?

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9 months

had to get the UK hardcovers because they’re just too damn cute

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11 months

Why are there so few fantasy standalones? It seems like every book is part of a series now, and I. Need. A break.

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1 year

I love smutty books and I love books with no spice at all. I love my friends that read spicy books, and I love my friends that don’t read any smutty books. But do you know who I do hate? Ignorant people that judge others for what they’re reading. Keep your nose in your own books.

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2 years

@uhhmmily @BerrymoreBlue Getting female hysteria as a diagnosis<<< Getting treatment for female hysteria>>>

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2 years

@prettyboynavi The other day my man said “hey cutiepie” when he walked into the living room. I said “hey baby” and he looked over at me real confused before I realized that he had said “hey cutiepie” to his friend that was over playing games, and not to me… his wife 🤦‍♀️😂

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10 months

Did I preorder this book because of how freaking pretty it is? Absolutely I did.

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1 year

No one tells you that the most difficult part of being an adult is just deciding what the fuck you want to eat three times a day, every day, forever

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2 years

The elf ears stay on during sex

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1 year

Booktwt drama has me feeling like I’m in high school all over again. Where are my fellow outcasts at? Let’s go hide in the library

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2 years

How the fuck am I supposed to read and write and cook and sleep and work and clean my house and spend quality time with my loved ones and practice selfcare and exercise and run errands and take care of my pets and plan for the future and do laundry and fix my car and do taxes and

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2 months

the only thing more disappointing than a bad book with a good cover is a good book with a bad cover

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1 year

What’s another word for tired? But not the sleepy kind of tired. I mean the “I just want to give up” kind of tired.

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2 years

@prettyboynavi Man we ain’t even got an edit button yet, and it’s been 16 years

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5 months

For every book I finish, five more get added to my TBR

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2 years

Are you normal or do you also obsess over songs, listening to them over and over again until you can feel every lyric, beat, and melody deep within your soul?

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4 months

please appreciate the overpriced candle I impulse bought today

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8 months

my last big book haul for a while

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1 year

I’m gobsmacked that people are upset about Chris Evans marrying a 26 yr old. Have you fucking SEEN Chris Evans? I’m 26. Let me assure you: if the stars aligned and I were given the chance, I would finish that 42 yr old slice of pure sex like a piece of cheesecake. Good for her.

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7 months

I QUIT MY JOB TODAY, MY NEW JOB STARTS NEXT WEEK, AND NOW I AM EATING CELEBRATORY ICE CREAM IN MY UNDERWEAR AT 4PM ON A WEDNESDAY LIFE IS GOOD

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2 years

A man who kidnapped a woman he met on Bumble… raped and beat her for FIVE DAYS in his apartment… with no food or water… before she was finally able to escape to a neighbor… WAS LET GO ON BAIL. And people wonder why women are still scared.

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2 years

Normalize supporting your friend’s talents: their crafts, their art and designs, their music, their books and poetry, their services. We are all in the business of helping each other grow.

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8 months

I GOT THE JOBBBBBBB!

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2 years

about that book buying ban I’m on? I was jk

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2 years

Probably will regret posting these once the margaritas wear off but I feel pretty rn and I need to document it

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11 months

It’s time. I need another bookshelf.

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6 months

cr: A Fate Inked in Blood

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1 year

I want to be a pirate fairy vampire mermaid wizard princess assassin.

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1 year

Women don’t want flowers. They want daggers.

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1 year

I will no longer engage in online drama. I’ve decided to embrace the old ways. If you want to pick a fight, then cometh joust me, thee bitch

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5 months

hi yes I would like to unsubscribe from the toxic judgmental immature virtue-signaling half of the book community please and thank you

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1 year

cr: House of Earth and Blood/ CC1

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1 year

“what are you reading?” porn. please go away.

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1 year

fuck your zodiac, tell me your Taco Bell order

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1 year

It’s called “selfcare”

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11 months

watching an adaptation of a book without having read the book feels like committing crime

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1 year

Feeling confident today.

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1 year

I’ve seen many awful posts about the Egypt shark attack victim and the 18 year old that jumped off his cruise ship. Now it’s the titanic submersible. Dark humor is one thing, but making fun of people dying in sad ways is frankly fucking DISGUSTING behavior. Check yourselves.

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1 year

if a man says he doesn’t like big areolas, then he doesn’t deserve the splendor of big beautiful boobs in his face anyway

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2 years

*slaps belly* this bad boy can fit so much pasta

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2 years

Some of you come from loving, two parent households, and it shows.

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1 year

SJM DID *NOT* JUST LEAD ME ON FOR NOT ONE BUT *TWO* BOOKS ONLY TO CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR ON LORCAN AND ELIDE??? NO BONUS CHAPTERS??? SHE JUST STRAIGHT UP EDGED ME??? FOR TWO WHOLE BOOKS??? WTF DID LORCAN DO??? I NEED FUCKING *DETAILS*.

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10 months

cr: What the River Knows by Isabel Ibañez

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1 year

If you put a socially frowned-upon amount of cream cheese on ur bagels, we should be friends

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2 years

Sorry I’m late, I was trying to find one specific black shirt in a sea of black shirts

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1 year

Seems like everyone my age is either in bed by 9 or getting fucked up all the time. But I want goofy game nights. Movie marathons. Themed dinners. Museum days. Silly gift exchanges. Road trips. To go antique hunting or sip and chill in coffee shops or watch sunrises on the beach.

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1 year

*sees one cute fan art* *buys whole book series*

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2 years

I’m not asking for much, I just want to live in a Victorian mansion and then haunt it after I die

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5 months

New shelves! First step of my office reset

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2 years

I thought marriage would be like having a fun sleepover with my bestest friend every single night… and I was 100% correct, this shit is awesome

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2 years

@ThatEricAlper Nevermind- Nirvana

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2 years

meet my handsome new brother in law

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2 years

@ThatEricAlper I know there’s “better” shows, but offhand, the Stress Relief episodes from The Office (US) make me giddy.

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2 years

It’s a beautiful day to fake your own death and start again somewhere new!☀️🌈😋

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1 year

My husband just grabbed my hips, caged me in against my bookshelf, kissed me, called me cute, and then walked away. I think I’m pregnant.

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2 years

In case no one in your life has told you lately: you matter.

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2 years

@chelsiewrath My must watch list: • American Psycho: funny thriller • The Birds: a pioneer of horror • The Descent: friggin’ scary • Silence of the Lambs: slow-burn psych • The Wicker Man 1973: folk/cult, Midsommar-y • Se7en: neo-noir, crime drama • Beetlejuice: family friendly, funny

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2 years

Hairy men are hot. Beards. Mustaches. Chest hair. Arms and legs. Treasure trails. HOT.

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2 years

does getting new appliances excite you, or are you young?

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1 year

I DID IT.

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1 year

saved my Duolingo streak with one minute to spare

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2 years

I will never judge ur mountain of Parmesan cheese

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2 years

Hypothetically, if I started an 18+ booktwt community for readers that want to join a no drama, read any genre you want, any author you want, as slow or as fast as you want, safe and supportive space with no assholes allowed, and you could invite your friends… who is in? 🫣🧐

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2 years

if you don’t appreciate her in granny panties, you don’t deserve her in lingerie

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2 years

Will you guys still think I’m cool if I admit to liking musicals? Like, hypothetically

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2 years

WTF did I do to deserve having “All Star” by Smash Mouth stuck in my head?

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2 years

Follow me for more healthy recipes

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2 years

please stop bugging people about when they’re going to have children/ joking about pregnancy. not everyone wants kids. not everyone is able to have kids. some people have had miscarriages. some people have buried their children. some people have been waiting years. please stop.

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11 months

booksbooksbooksbooksbooksbooksbooks

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1 year

I still love our engagement pics 🥹

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1 year

qrt with your favorite engagement/wedding photos

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2 years

thiccc book haul

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5 months

What did your wedding bouquet look like?

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5 months

What did your wedding bouquet look like? Honestly the wind was a paid actor this day cause some of the shots are just 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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2 years

✨”If it doesn’t bring you orgasms, inspiration, or income, then it doesn’t belong in your life”✨

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2 years

🧵: The Cruel Prince/ The Folk of the Air

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2 years

New Year, same pile of books I ignore as I click “add to cart”

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9 months

cr: The Bridge Kingdom by Danielle Jensen

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10 months

The perfect evening to start Divine Rivals.

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7 months

buckle up bitches, I am embarking on a blue alien dick book adventure

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2 years

look what arrived 😬

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2 years

I’m not kink shaming you, I’m just kink disappointed in you

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2 years

it sucks feeling lonely when you’re not alone

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10 months

Oh nooo my finger slipped and pressed “add to cart” and then “proceed to checkout” and also “confirm purchase” darnit, not again!

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2 years

@cariadsel Hopper/ Joyce Mulder/ Scully Fred/ Daphne Booth/ Bones Tony/ Ziva Jughead/ Betty Shawn/ Juliet Tom/ Liz Rigsby/ Van Pelt Michael/ Fiona Stabler/ Benson

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1 year

Rearranged my shelves a bit!

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2 years

might fuck around and get my first tattoo today

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2 years

booktwt posting their January reading wrap ups already, meanwhile I’m over here like I STILL HAVE 30 MORE HOURS

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2 years

“you look tired” thanks, I am

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2 years

Can we address how disappointing it sometimes is being the person that does everything for everyone (hosting, cooking, making plans, sending cards and gifts, texting, calling, remembering holidays, birthdays, and anniversaries, etc.) and never getting that kind of care in return?

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2 years

sometimes in life you just gotta fuck up a big bowl of velveeta mac n cheese

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