@synthdaddie
I dated a guy once that went down on me and I stopped him after like 30 seconds cause i was like βwhat are you doing? A dog licking up water?β & then said βmy ex came everytime doing it like thisβ and I said. Boy. She lied to you. Ainβt NOTHIN happening lmfao.
me when I read on my kindle: I'm such a kindle girlie
me when I read a paperback: god I love paperbacks sm. so easy, so floppy
me when I read a hardcover: so rich, so sleek, so sophisticated
@assassinsclb
@synthdaddie
I did tell him and he said that was gross and I responded with well licking me like that makes me feel like youβre a dog licking up water. Sorry I didnβt decide to add an extra paragraph explaining the exact play by play. My b...... π
I posted that picture on a makeup group and they put me on crappy contour on Reddit. Now Iβm in bed crying, feeling hella insecure. Fuck people like this.
Listening to these women in the salon talk about how Indian food is gross?? The smells?? That theyβre gross and itβs just spicy???
These types of white women are the worst
HAVE U NO RESPECT FOR FLAVOR
I Indian food for the smell and the spice ππ€
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I havenβt weighed myself in two weeks but I just did and Iβm officially out of the 170s!!!
Iβm so excited. Dear 168 ily and Iβm so happy to be down 25.4 pounds.
The doctors office said when I began the journey in December I was 198, but my homescale said -
My dad finished the Mistborn series by Brandon Sanderson. HE LOVED IT!!!
He asked me for some more suggestions.
Heβs read throne of glass and six of crows.
More on the fantasy end, less on the romance (pls I donβt wanna suggest my dad smut lmfao)
GIMMIE THE RECS PLS
You see everything that I am.
And you donβt run away from it. π€β¨π
Hunt Athalar and Bryce Quinlan from the Crescent City series. Art by
@oli_diart
commissioned by @/ neur0toxin
Today is Mr kiwi and mines 2nd anniversary of being married! ππ fate brought us together when I was 17, and then again 10 years later. For that I am forever grateful. The last 6.5 years have been incredible π€π€
Do you look your age?
Post a pic.
32. Idk π€·πΌββοΈ I think I look maybe 27. But some people I went to HS with look like theyβre in their 40s so idk if Iβm just delulu or what
I hate when you post a book youβre currently reading and someone comments βI hated that bookβ
Itβs very unnecessary and honestly frustrating bc Iβm trying to form my own opinion yet youβve tainted my mind with your unsolicited opinion
I cannot wait to see the James charles scandal unfold on the Shane Dawson and Jeffree docuseries. Everytime Jeffree and Shane were complimenting him in this last episode I was like OOO. OOOO. OOOOOOO!!! π
@foIklorep
@giulianarob
Sex isnβt shameful and itβs fan art. Sex should be celebrated not hidden. Plus: Itβs really not that deep why the fuck do you care so much? These arenβt your shelves? Keep repeating yourself to brick walls because this βargumentβ is tiring and void
Ew I hate this attitude.
Sheβs basically like βstop having a personality and fun and looking cute bc youβre not 18β
So fucking weird dude. But sheβs probably a hater bc she could never pull it off
Imma keep doing me π π»
Kisses to people who respect boundaries, be blocked and stay blocked, that donβt harass others, to those who can take a joke, to those that show compassion, and are just generally good people. Oh and my dude and cats xoxo gossip girl
So youβre telling meβ¦ you hated the book so much and canβt believe you wasted your precious time to read such a terrible book then to follow up with a 7 paragraph essays with breakdowns, gifs among other things in your Goodreads review?
β¦..Makes sense
I love reading dark romance with religious themes and how they touch on how corrupt it is because of how much religious trauma I have growing up. I know it sounds silly but it rly is so healing
So the emoji π« that yall have been sending/using on mine and others tweetsβ¦.I literallyβ¦just right nowβ¦ saw that it is in fact not an old school movie tape recorder emoji like I thought but two people hugging. This whole time I thoughtβ¦ π makes so much sense now