@StevenCheah
9AM: Massive bowl/joint/blunt
*break out bloody Marys*
Noon: Switch to beer and get bets in
3PM: a few vodka Red Bulls
5PM: Cook a steak and some potatoes
Repeat steps as needed
@courtneyknill
@JFGariepy
The most sought after genetic feature is to be a 6’4” athletic freak who multi-billionaires will pay to play a game.
She’s winning on that front.
Ole dude above is just racist.
@DanglmBatman
@JesseKellyDC
I choked on a piece of stale bread from a biscuit at the Popeyes in Sarasota in March 2020. My life flashed before my eyes. So don’t minimize other people’s trauma.
@JimHansonDC
From the people who brought you “no one cares about the elitist awards shows” comes…
“Humanity is doomed because of what people wear to elitist awards shows”
@pitkin_ryan
Oh Buddy. Idk if your stupid “newspaper” makes money, but you just made it my personal mission to wake up on Monday and destroy whatever little piece of it actually exists
@bigbadsmartman
@3freel
@stoolpresidente
Alright. Let’s play the game.
I make $115 per hour.
I can easily afford - and will happily pay - the equivalent of 5 min of work for 6+ hours of content that I enjoy.
Sorry that you can’t afford it.
@made_to_parlay
@Angry_Polak
All the investigations have done is make people more skeptical? Sounds like the investigations are doing exactly what investigations are supposed to do - raise questions.