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Dante

17 days

This Wednesday our partner @ChaseRiceMusic is debuting his brand new album at @thefarmchi for a special listening party. Come meet him and hear the new album. It starts at 8pm but you’ll want to arrive early

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NFL has a serious problem. The product on the field stinks. Over officiated. Too many stars injured. Horrible coaching across the league. This has been one of the most boring Sundays in memory

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18 days

Yah I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that this was a thinly veiled, albeit harmless, shot at Taylor Swift.

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2 years

Send $100B to Ukraine to fight Russia and then give Russia an arms dealer...in exchange for a basketball player. Somebody smarter than me help me understand please?

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@DanteTheDon

7 months

Here’s the video for those not trying to go on TikTok

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@DanteTheDon

7 months

Had this sent to me a hundred times yesterday, held off til more details came out. Now that they have, what should the punishment be for this girl who blatantly lied & sewered a small business in hopes of going viral? wtf is wrong with this world?

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@DanteTheDon

8 months

Only rovell could completely ruin one of the best ads of the Super Bowl less than 48 hours after

Darren Rovell

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8 months

Outfit secured.

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

I did it. Found the worst human. Got this email in our info inbox today. Imagine being this guy? Or the poor girl? Mind blown. 🤯

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Partisan politics continue to destroy this country. Both sides are a fucking disgrace. Just another example in the daily hypocrisy

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@DanteTheDon

1 month

Cannot believe I’m actually proud of Chris Cuomo of all people for saying this out loud. 👏

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Dante

@DanteTheDon

5 years

Hodor djs harder than you’ve ever done anything in your life. Cross fit, triathlon, child birthing. You name it. Two box fans (per rider) thermostat on 58. He’s been on 27 mins and is sweating lile Patrick Ewing in double overtime

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Where is the mask she mandated all the rest of us to wear????????

Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot

@mayorlightfoot

3 years

What a moment. Congrats champs! 🎉 A first but not the last for @chicagosky .

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

this AI produced version of Biggie rapping NY State of Mind may have just changed my mind on entire artificial intelligence argument. MAMA MIA!

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@DanteTheDon

10 years

The United States of America. 2015. http://t.co/1pgNucGYCc

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@DanteTheDon

9 years

Might be the pic of the year

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@DanteTheDon

7 months

So let me get this straight, a husband can’t buy stock in a company his wife’s company is going to acquire, but politicians can buy all the options and calls that they want on publicly traded companies they’re passing legislature directly affecting, & signing gov contracts with?

Stocktwits

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This insider trading story is great 😂 Husband of $BP's merger and acquisition manager pleads guilty after making $1.8 million insider trading by eavesdropping on wife's phone calls

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3 years

😂😂

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

divide, divide, divide, all while distracting us from shit that actually matters. the elite continue to play us like absolute fools. we're all suckers.

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@misstessowen

2 years

Trump supporters and anti-Trump protesters are separated by metal barriers and heckling each other

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

With Chicago now being fully reopen, please keep in mind most places are lucky to be at 50% staff right now. Everybody 100% needs the business and support. But they 1000% don’t need attitude, rudeness or negative Yelp reviews. Ever. But especially now.

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Dante

@DanteTheDon

2 years

Its nuts Chicago does St. Patrick’s day the weekend before the actual day, but they go harder than any other city by miles and miles Yes, Boston and NY included. Coming here for one should be on every American’s bucket list. (And it’s so darn pretty)

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Couldn’t agree more deadspin. Why even waste time with the playoffs? Just put the two teams with best record in it? In fact, why even waste time playing 162? Just give the best team on paper the commissioners trophy and call it a day.

Deadspin

@Deadspin

3 years

We’re not even getting the best teams in this year’s World Series

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

What planet is this????

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3 years

NOT PARODY: CBS segment on #Thanksgiving suggests families have drinks and "hors d'oeuvres in the garage" while everyone takes a Covid rapid test and waits for the results before going inside…

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

On the anniversary of Cody Parkey’s double doink, here is the video of @barstoolcarl & @barstoolWSD watching it live and predicting it.

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Figured everybody could use a positive social media story for once. So here is one that really touched me today. Earlier this week I found out my little brother that I mentor through @BBBSA walked onto his school football team. 1/5

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

First trip to Wrigley tonight. If you have ANY interest in being a positive influence, role model, or mentor to a kid in need, please reach out to @BBBSChi . Or contact me directly and I will personally walk you through the entire process. @BBBSA

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@DanteTheDon

5 months

Never forget

Barstool Chicago

@barstoolchicago

3 years

WE GOT JUSTIN FIELDS @RedLineRadio

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

so the guy who attacked me got arrested again this past week (the 26th time now I believe) and is already back out on the streets. trying to wrap my brain around how that's even possible

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@DanteTheDon

4 years

Everybody let Chris know we’ve got his back and are so proud of him! Ironman kicks off in few hours @ChrisNikic @IRONMANtri @barstoolsports @barstoolchicago

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Bonkers

Barstool Backstage

@StoolBackstage

3 years

Squid Games drop by @Zedd at EDC

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Two days later and I'm still in disbelief that the @barstoolsports holiday party had an open bar with tippity top shelf clase azul, 1942, and johnnie blue. The same company that used to pack 4 of us into a la quinta inn room. What a long way it's come.

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

So many awesome people have reached out every day asking how I’m doing so I wanted to update everyone. I have a few titanium plates and screws in my jaw, a mouth full of stitches, and some blood still in my eye, but the staples are out of my head, and I feel and look so much

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

FUCK RUSSIAN VODKA. Drink @TitosVodka

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Round of applause for @KimFoxx . It takes a lot of work to be this bad at your job and have this much blood on your hands

CWBChicago

@CWBChicago

3 years

The 54th person accused of shooting, killing, or trying to kill someone in Chicago while on felony bond this year is Armonii Russell, who allegedly opened fire on a trucker on the Dan Ryan.

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

What a wild week. Last Saturday morning I woke up in the emergency room in good old Providence, R.I., with no idea how I got there. Every mother’s dream for their son. I was covered in blood and could only see out of one eye. The last thing I remembered, from the night

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

A+

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

That is the epitome of Hollywood. Guy gets butt hurt about a joke, hits a guy, gives a speech about being bullied and then says he wants to be a vessel of love

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@DanteTheDon

17 days

this was all weekend long in chicago. major highways, the entire downtown, shut down Friday, Saturday, and even last night. why is this still going on on Monday??? businesses and people who live down here are over it on day 4. also - what is the point of celebrating the

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Well tonight... The Mayor's strategy to keep car caravans from stopping downtown traffic appears to be failing.

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

TERM LIMITS YESTERDAY

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@DanteTheDon

4 years

Sister Jean has a message for her friend/fan @stoolpresidente ahead of Loyola’s 2020-21 campaign @barstoolchicago @RamblersMBB #goramblers

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Friday confession - in 8th grade I overheard my teacher (who was awful) give her phone number to another teacher. I'd never memorized anything harder in my life. Got back to my desk and wrote it down then proceeded to prank call her relentlessly. I was a terrible kid

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@DanteTheDon

7 months

Had this sent to me a hundred times yesterday, held off til more details came out. Now that they have, what should the punishment be for this girl who blatantly lied & sewered a small business in hopes of going viral? wtf is wrong with this world?

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Dante

@DanteTheDon

6 months

What are we doing here guys?? What exactly is the plan?

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6 months

Baltazar Perez-Estrada (33) entered the US illegally 2 weeks ago. DHS let him in. He was just arrested in Chicago for kiIIing/beheading his wife in front of his kids.

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

Cancel @RealSkipBayless for any of a hundred reasons. Please. But don’t cancel him because you don’t know how to read.

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Dante

@DanteTheDon

7 months

I’m hearing Fields to Atlanta is official. First round pick swap. Bears move from 9 to 8 and get the #43 pick from ATL. - source my guy

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

Makes too much sense

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

Can’t believe sweet prince @BarstoolMintzy got axed for something so ridiculous, yet @stoolpresidente can go to Italy for a week and set the entire culture back centuries and nothing happens. #notmybarstool

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@DanteTheDon

5 years

As requested by the @PardonMyTake boys this morning. Here’s my 50 top rappers list. Donnnnnnnnnn’t carrrrre if you agree or not. Highschool, college, and Dj career me have played obscene amounts of these artists stuff. @hen_ease @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter ( #51 - @SammyAdams )

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Known Dave since 2003. He’s the same guy he is now that he was then. A lot richer and better looking now yah, but still the most blatantly honest guy I know. An asshole sometimes? Yes. A liar or scumbag? Nope.

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3 years

My Response To The Business Insider Hit Piece That Has Been 8 Months In The Making (Part 1/2)

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

@barstoolsports Scumbag. Dunno how anybody can stand this guy

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

A couple of friends on task forces in chicago told me the city now has them going restaurant to restaurant trying to seat themselves without being asked for vax cards so they can report the restaurants. LIKE WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH SHIT TO WORRY ABOUT AS A CITY AND AS BUSINESSES🤯🤯

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@DanteTheDon

9 months

I think I just had the best wings I��ve ever tried in Buffalo at Wingnutz. @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter and @hen_ease were right

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

I told him because there are really good people out there in the world. And his job was to pay her back by doing good for somebody else somewhere down the road. Thank you so much Jenn 🙏🏽❤️

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

Heck of a run Lori. Wish I could say you’d be missed. Deuces ✌️

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Im pretty sure Antonio Brown said Antonio Brown isn’t a Buc.

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HC Bruce Arians said Antonio Brown is no longer a Buc.

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@DanteTheDon

5 years

Yo @BarstoolBigCat come get your boy @GuyFieri

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

The current champion, and still leader for gift of the year thus far…

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

Thanks for everybody’s concern that’s reached out. Tonight a car was stolen, driven recklessly down a major street, Wells, and crashed into our restaurant @UproarChi . Please pray for the 6 people taken to the hospital, 2 of our dedicated staff.

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

Only needed 1 case of bud light this week across the board at all of our bars. Distributors have said it’s like this across the board right now. 🤯🤯🤯 Imagine if we Americans voted with our wallets this way on stuff that actually matters?

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@DanteTheDon

3 months

No offense to my friends who went there, but Eastern Illinois is like a bar with a juco attached.

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

You gotta respect the city of Chicago’s dedication to fleecing its residents. Issuing parking tickets in a blizzard is what separates us from the pack. @overheardinchi_ @barstoolchicago

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Of course twitter suspended this account last night.

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

@barstoolsports I fucking love this guy

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

Been to a thousand concerts. Never in my life seen somebody ask somebody smoking weed for a hit, and be told no. I saw it tonight and it was @barstoolWSD of course

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@DanteTheDon

9 months

Just called my lead bar back to tell him to get more mops and buckets ready tonight

Mintzy

@StoolMintzy

9 months

Headed to @johnboychi to hit the dance floor….

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Blown away by the generosity, & kindness of Stoolies. Together we raised $390,000 for the Chicago Police Memorial Foundation, in honor of Officer Ella French. Great job everybody 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @barstoolchicago @BarstoolBigCat @EddieBarstool @BarstoolChief @barstoolWSD @barstoolcarl

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@DanteTheDon

4 years

Just so we’re clear, it’s cool for you to write and post takedowns like this on a whim because you control the blog now? But writers like @LargeBarstool , me, and 10 other people not in your circle gotta run our stuff through you and hope you deem it good enough?

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4 years

FULLY FIRED UP BLOG FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND ALL OF HUMANITY: World Renowned Scumbag Who Built His Life On Lying, Cheating, And Stealing From The Common Man Has Deleted His Twitter. Hopefully Jail Is Next. Fuck Steve Cohen.

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

RANT: Sitting at airport bar at Logan waiting for next flight, terminal b, PACKED. A guy who was my best friends brother in law’s best friend (used to buy us booze in high school) is here and waved me down. I leave my seat to go say hi. Haven’t seen in forever. Come back to my

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Chicago’s Ten Year Challenge

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

I think Aaron Rodgers is my new fav qb??? 🤯🤯🤯

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@MySportsUpdate

3 years

Aaron Rodgers: "The right is gonna champion me and the left is gonna cancel me. I don't give a sh*t about either of them. Politics is a total sham. I'm not going on Fox News just like I'm not going to go on CNN."

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3 years

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@DanteTheDon

2 months

Very confused. Giant walls erected blocking people from entering the DNC all around the perimeter block away from United Center, AND nobody permitted to enter without showing an ID? Isn’t that racist/fascist though? 🤔

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@DanteTheDon

10 months

My friends small business was vandalized last night. A stolen car was used to ram through the front entrance and clean out his store. This happens every other day now around here. This city is down so bad…. I’m so sorry Oogie. The morons running this place won’t realize

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

if you're into this shit you're the biggest loser in the world

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2 years

Round 2 Green Line Stop Morgan

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@DanteTheDon

6 months

Finally going to see Dune 2 tonight. ALONE. SOLO. As in seriously solo. Whole theatre as of now to myself. You may call this psychotic behavior. I call this my happy place

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@DanteTheDon

2 months

@BarstoolBigCat This just gave me a heart attack until I read your other tweets about a video game. Freaked me out man 😂😂

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@DanteTheDon

6 months

After finally seeing @Billyhottakes handle the sabotage on @FoxNews with ease, my gut is telling me to move to New York and volunteer as his chief of staff til the election. I legit think he can win this with a little bit of polish

Billy 🏈

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If you want to help out with the campaign please email us at. Going to be getting more signatures tomorrow and need all the help we can get. team @billcotterforcongress .com

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

I know it’s got a Harry Potter feel but how come we never see new buildings/construction that looks beautiful, and like art, like this, anymore?

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

iPhone needs a feature that lets you search within text messages for words or phrases so you can go back and find conversations without having to scroll endlessly

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

A President who lacks the discipline and intelligence to stay off twitter, or one who’s a puppet incapable of working it altogether? Our Government is a clown show 🤡🤡🤡

Watcher.Guru

@WatcherGuru

1 year

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 White House Press Secretary accidentally tweets and deletes a post meant for President Biden's account.

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

This is a nightmare

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

Im awake and docs said everything went great. Thanks SOOOOO much for everybody’s outpouring of support and kind words. It means so much. ❤️❤️❤️

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@DanteTheDon

10 months

People keep forgetting that Chicago is a hot bed of right wing extremists and republican stronghold. Jussie Smollett tried to warn us and we laughed at him.

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@CollinRugg

10 months

JUST IN: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson lashes out and blames "right wing extremists" for Chicago's problems and says Republicans are mad that black people are free. The left always blames others for the problems they create. Instead of taking responsibility for the failed

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Never in a million years would I have believed nobody would have spoiled @TheDozenTrivia . I think everybody deserves a big round of applause 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 especially @BarstoolBigCat

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

Thanks to @BarstoolBigCat for putting together one of the crazier mornings I’ve had in a while @BadgerFootball

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Buddy from Boston just asked me what would happen if a Cubs White Sox World Series happened this year and I legitimately think the city would melt down and fall into Lake Michigan. No way we could handle it. Would be 2 weeks of absolute pandemonium. Let’s talk this into existence

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@DanteTheDon

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this has been such a lonnnnnnnnnnng time coming. no clue how such a good dude like Holmes works with this guy. absolute worst. #karma

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@stoolpresidente

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Look at these fucking guys!! This was after the interview with @dan_bernstein Stoolies have never had a more important war than to ruin this guys life (professionally speaking of course). Every army we got has to zone in on Bernstein. What an asshole.

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2 years

@CBSNews We got FLEECED

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@DanteTheDon

7 months

This entire place looks like bingo night at the nursing home. We are such a joke. Need to clean house in this circus top to bottom 🤡🤡🤡 #StateOfTheUnion

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Dare greatly

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

Ok this made me laugh @stoolpresidente

Chris Christie’s Micro Penis

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

I present to you the best hot dogs in any stadium in any sport in the country

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@DanteTheDon

2 years

JP Morgan and Its Close Ties To Jeffrey Epstein #Epstein #EpsteinBlackBook

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@DanteTheDon

7 months

If I found an employee of mine sleeping while on the clock getting paid, on a trip our company paid forno less, WHILE LIVE ON A STREAM NO LESS, they’re donezo. Sayonara. Not my barstool apparently tho. Sad @stoolpresidente

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@DanteTheDon

8 months

Josh Allen blew off NFL Honors to answer the @BarstoolBigCat bat signal and come play trivia tonight in Vegas @TheDozenTrivia

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

Are we purposely trying to drive this place into the ground? Honest question. Has to be the case at this point right?

CWBChicago

@CWBChicago

1 year

Breaking: The Illinois Supreme Court has ordered the elimination of cash bail to proceed, effective September 18.

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@DanteTheDon

1 year

Love @stoolpresidente reminding folks about his American idol predictor days. Dave brags about a lot, but he’s justified in this. I’ve never seen anything like it to this day. He had a streak of like 1st 5 season nailing the winner during auditions. #roughnrowdy

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@DanteTheDon

3 years

Didn’t Nancy Pelosi just buy 1.5 million in call options on this??? How is that allowed?