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8 months

Day drinking is optimal. Youre drunk with enough time to get a solid 10 hours and wake up early next day

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@nearcausality

8 months

My barber was arguing with his girl while giving me a shape up, scariest hour ever

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8 months

How do you deal with positively skewed dependent variables when building linear regressions?

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@nearcausality

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Lmfao thought this was the fan bus, my mind is permanently fried

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She makes me feel like Im hella old now

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She blocked me on socials and iMessage so I messaged her on LinkedIn 😤

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@nearcausality

8 months

If you ever want to manipulate me to do something, tell me not to do it

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@nearcausality

7 months

I got mine, god bless. The biggest life hack is to find a genuine, loving, and preferably hot woman.

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i pray all my homies find a sloan.

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@nearcausality

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@rvc330 Read financial statements for you? Yeah good q

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@JamiePastore9 @quantian1 Doing this in 24 hours is a lay up tbh. In one sitting would’ve been an interesting bet

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@nearcausality

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Time to do some grocery shopping (picking up pods and zyns at smoke shop)

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@nearcausality

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Rain hitting your AC is sleepy time cheat code

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@nearcausality

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You can smell everyone’s reheating thanksgiving food in the building hallways 😂

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@nearcausality

8 months

Leg day after running, something’s going to break for sure

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@nearcausality

7 months

Never let them know your next move

Science girl

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The unpredictable moves of the Boulenger's Garter Snake serve as a defensive tactic. Watch this 📹delport botma

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@nearcausality

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PyMC for the win. Handles those relevant outliers well

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@nearcausality

8 months

How do you deal with positively skewed dependent variables when building linear regressions?

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@nearcausality

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What a legend

HZN RAP

@hznrap__

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The voice behind Rick Ross “Maybach music group” Tag

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@nearcausality

7 months

My big homie @Gingfacekillah dropping gems once again, tap in

Finding Inefficiencies in Sports and Stocks with Andrew Mack

Listen to this episode from The Unabated Podcast on Spotify. Thomas Viola and Captain Jack sit down with Andrew Mack, author of Statistical Sports Models in Excel, for a discussion on stock trading,...

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@nearcausality

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@macrocephalopod @choffstein @QEternity @therobotjames Happy bday ceph!

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@nearcausality

8 months

College was great cause you had like 20 different places to study. Send suggestions for study spots in nyc

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@nearcausality

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alright this is the last dfs contest I enter without a model. Time to finish the damn thing

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@nearcausality

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Dominicans are the worst every year at thanksgiving, waiting for everyone to get here to eat then boom, it’s 9pm still waiting

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@nearcausality

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I’m starving man

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@YourAverageKel

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Imagine Dominican thanksgiving starting at 2-3pm like most normal people?

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@nearcausality

8 months

Think this is what I was looking for

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@nearcausality

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How do you deal with positively skewed dependent variables when building linear regressions?

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@nearcausality

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slight improvement using pm.SkewNormal

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8 months

PyMC for the win. Handles those relevant outliers well

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@TimTheMM @therobotjames Woooohoooo feliz cumpleaños compadre robot

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@nearcausality

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She so bad for me I’m sinning

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@nearcausality

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@thosegrose Grippy Morse code

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@nearcausality

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@Nazi4lifee @TwonXBT correct, skill issue (maybe nicotine gives you headaches?)

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@nearcausality

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Jfc

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@nearcausality

8 months

I would’ve been grinning all day like a lunatic

𝖗𝖆𝖞 ✩̊˚࿐

@sidequestpapi

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we just started texting ? 😭

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@nearcausality

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I’ve finally realized I literally cannot be productive at home. How to fix

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@nearcausality

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@PeachyonPoaster By sounding exactly like a weirdo, no need to muddle a love that is pure and powerful, let them feel it as it is

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@nearcausality

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@Gingfacekillah You need to start invoicing me for these life coaching tweets

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@choffstein @QEternity @therobotjames Yes it is, also happy bday Corey!

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@Nazi4lifee @TwonXBT addy xr, sugar free redbull, and zyn got me feeling godly

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@nearcausality

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Real twizzy shit

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My mom’s gm hit different

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@nearcausality

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@godcomplex96 Lmfao. If one can hear the sex, it’s an invitation to join in my culture

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@nearcausality

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Mom found one of my old Batman toys 😭

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@nearcausality

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Just spent an hour trying to make protein packed uncrustables and it was without a doubt a failure

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Gf overthinking what to get my mom dukes for Christmas… brah stop cutting onions fr

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@nearcausality

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Sleep? No thanks, none for me.

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@nearcausality

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@Nazi4lifee @TwonXBT There was chemist who tested zyn, it’s just artificial flavor and nicotine

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@nearcausality

8 months

Creating a syllabus and schedule for the stuff I want to learn. I will either forget (joever) or become wicked smart (so barack)

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@nearcausality

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Put cookies away in a baggy for later

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@nearcausality

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@TwonXBT @Nazi4lifee waddafack

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@nearcausality

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Four chocolate chip cookies from yesterdays dinner and coffee for breffis today

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@nearcausality

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@neurosymbolizm I’m not raising no exotic fishes, just a couple amigos that are super chill

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@nearcausality

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Words a man says when he in fact will not do what he needs to do to get back on track

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Lucas Giolito Knows What He Needs To Do To Get Back on Track

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@nearcausality

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@TopKaiki A 9 is 9. 9> 6. My quant confirmed this analysis

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@nearcausality

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This is culture right here

Mannie Fresh - Real Big (Official Music Video)

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@nearcausality

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> brain feels off > getting less work done > just bleh > gets back on meds > wow so barack

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@MacroTactical Im a mud baby bro 🤣

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@therobotjames Offense of certain teams exploded on that day

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@nearcausality

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Drake is a fan of action Bronson, he just like me

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@nearcausality

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My enemies are finished.

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@nearcausality

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Need more kapital garments and margielas

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@Gingfacekillah Tried both transforms but when turned back into original, the fitted values do not reflect the right tail outcomes well

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@nearcausality

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@godcomplex96 @BarryFried1 Bro plzzz

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@nearcausality

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Coconut mojitos are a slapper

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Lmfao trash organization

New York Yankees

@Yankees

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Statement from the New York Yankees:

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@nearcausality

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Stay up binge watching two seasons of a show… find out it got canceled… pain

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@nearcausality

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@AbnormallyDist Would attend the abnormally dist summer camp

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@nearcausality

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@TwonXBT @Nazi4lifee bro is a pilot? Based

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@nearcausality

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lmfao I'm a neurodivergent product of the hood

MeekMill

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We ain’t never use that word in the trenches what’s that?

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@nearcausality

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@tolstoybb Hangovers were the least of our ancestors concerns

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@nearcausality

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@hotgirlcapital Might as well chew dentyne ice gum

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@thechek182 “No justice in nfl showdown” - @d0wnsideofme

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@Gingfacekillah @capjack2000 @SinclairEuan @darjohn25 @therobotjames @KrisAbdelmessih

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@nearcausality

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Like clockwork lmfao respect to the man for being bold

*Walter Bloomberg

@DeItaone

7 months

*BIDEN SAYS APPROVING $4.8B IN STUDENT DEBT CANCELLATION *BIDEN: TEACHERS, PUBLIC SERVICE WORKERS TO GET DEBT RELIEF

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@nearcausality

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@jushendo @therobotjames you gotta stop doing this on the bus mate

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@nearcausality

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@CliveBixby41 @Gingfacekillah

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@nearcausality

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NEW PATEK ON MY WRIST

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@EntropyChase Box cox worked but not the way I thought it would, thanks for your help though 💪🏼

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@nearcausality

8 months

Lofi beats for coding sessions? no thanks, I listen to this

you're high on mushrooms in the viking age, the gods are everywhere...

[ spotify playlist ]https://spoti.fi/3s1Szw9[ please, support me on patreon ]https://www.patreon.com/nobodyplaylists[ discord server ]https://discord.gg/abTc...

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@nearcausality

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Woke up with the will to live and chase my dreams just overflowing

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Having fun is cool but I want to win more than I want to have fun

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@nearcausality

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@Bonecondor Hell yeah @JamiePastore9 is a stud

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@nearcausality

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@PeachyonPoaster If they are truly a friend, I don’t think they’ll find it weird in an off putting way

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@nearcausality

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Lmfao I did this in high school at my retail job. I came in for a midday shift and they told me I had to close, lied and said I start a new job next week and can’t put in the two weeks ✌🏼