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Nazeem Hussain

@nazeem_hussain

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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
11 months
Hey white people: there are golden retrievers in Gaza. Air strikes warm the planet. Bombing gay ppl is homophobic. Gaza is out of gluten free bread.
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
I didn’t care about climate change, until I thought about my daughter, who is a koala, and now I want to reduce carbon emissions.
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
11 months
Melbourne stands with Palestine! 🇵🇸❤️
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Nazeem Hussain
2 years
Spare a bread roll!
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Nazeem Hussain
3 years
My mum’s pumped! She’s been a Dees fan since the 70s and is more excited than the whole family. I did not make her sing or film this 💙❤️ @melbournefc #GrandFinal
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
6 years
I get called a terrorist sympathiser when I don’t condemn terrorism in my tweets immediately after a terrorist attack. Meanwhile - Andrew Bolt and his mates are actively defending a convicted pedo...
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Nazeem Hussain
7 years
We're only allowed to be scared of black or brown gangs. But when white gangs terrorise people of colour, rip off hijabs, beat up taxi drivers, advocate for Hitler posters in schools - they're protected by police at rallies, and we're called snowflakes.
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
3 years
Not again…
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Nazeem Hussain
3 years
Making yourself a victim for being unvaccinated and a reason the virus keeps killing us, is the new making yourself a victim for being called out for your racism. It’s peak Australia.
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
6 years
Any terrorists who may follow me on twitter - I just want to call on you to stop doing terrorist things. Terrorism is wrong, and you should hand yourselves over to police. I hope I’ve done my part @ScottMorrisonMP
@SkyNewsAust
Sky News Australia
6 years
. @ScottMorrisonMP : I’m a member of a religious community and my Pastor knows what’s going on in our community. If there was someone who was teaching things not in accordance with what our faith believed they’d be pointing it out. MORE: #SkyLiveNow
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Nazeem Hussain
8 months
What about the allegations that Israel is plausibly committing genocide? Do you find that deeply concerning enough to pause sending them military supplies?
@SenatorWong
Senator Penny Wong
8 months
Allegations UNRWA staff were involved in the abhorrent October 7 terror attacks are deeply concerning. Australia welcomes UNRWA’s swift response and will engage closely on investigations. We are speaking with partners and will temporarily pause disbursement of recent funding.
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Nazeem Hussain
3 years
Don’t drink and drive, cos you might kill yourself and others. Having said that - make your own personal health choices.
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Nazeem Hussain
6 months
Imagine green lighting a genocide that kills an aid worker, then showing up at their memorial like a heartbroken bestie. Even Michael Corleone had more class.
@SenatorWong
Senator Penny Wong
6 months
This afternoon I joined representatives from Australian NGOs to lay flowers for Zomi Frankcom at the monument to commemorate the sacrifices of Australia’s humanitarian workers. Zomi will not be forgotten.
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
5 months
For those on the fence about supporting Palestine..
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
11 months
. @AlboMP here’s a live tutorial on growing a spine.
@DavidShoebridge
David Shoebridge
11 months
Proud to walk out of the Senate chamber today in solidarity with Palestine. #ceasefirenow @MehreenFaruqi
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Nazeem Hussain
5 years
Shame on our government for locking up two small girls born in Australia, and their parents, in a cage, in the middle of the night and flying them offshore. Too cowardly to commit their crimes against humanity in the daylight. #LetThemStay #HomeToBiloela
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Nazeem Hussain
9 years
Why do white people always play the 'why do you always play the race card' card?
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Nazeem Hussain
3 years
We’re on the @theprojecttv now! (The photo’s captioned if anyone needs help with this optical illusion)
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
11 months
Melbourne stands with Palestine 🇵🇸 #FreePalestine #FreeGaza
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Nazeem Hussain
8 months
Shouldn’t the cops prosecute whoever made the fake audio? s53 of the Summary Offences Act: Any person who falsely and with knowledge of the falsity of the report voluntarily reports or causes to be reported to any police officer or to a protective services officer that 1/2
@antoinette_news
Antoinette Lattouf
8 months
BREAKING: it took 100+ days, but NSW police can now confirm there’s no evidence “gas the Jews” was chanted outside the Opera House. @cameronwilson & I investigated the authenticity of the AJA edited & distributed video Then I was savagely targeted for doing accurate journalism
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Nazeem Hussain
6 years
Seriously, WTF America?? I mean Australia.
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
5 years
PAUSE RENT. PAUSE MORTGAGES.
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Nazeem Hussain
8 months
I might actually listen to white Aussies telling me to 'go back to where I came from' - if their sunburnt skin wasn't screaming at them to do the same.
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
This ad did not require much acting. I really miss people laughing at me. (My appearance fee was donated to @inTouchVic . Please support their work, especially in such a difficult time for many)
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Nazeem Hussain
6 months
Is this a draft tweet? Unclear whether Zomi died due to an Israeli air strike or by lightning strike. Just to be safe - cut ties with Israel like you did with UNWRA?
@SenatorWong
Senator Penny Wong
6 months
Australia condemns the strike that killed Australian aid worker Lalzawmi ‘Zomi’ Frankcom and her colleagues in Gaza.
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Nazeem Hussain
6 years
I am so proud of my baby sister @azmeenahussain ! 🎉❤️🙌🏾
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Nazeem Hussain
5 years
Horrible what is happening in my parents’ home country of Sri Lanka. I don’t understand why I’m being tweeted at to condemn those attacks, just because I organised a benefit for Christchurch? Clearly I do not support terrorism, no matter the victims, or the perpetrators.
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AJ+
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At least 156 people have been killed and 400 injured in eight explosions across Sri Lanka. The attacks struck churches and hotels. The country’s govt has imposed a temporary social media ban and imposed a curfew.
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
Ummm did we just watch @meynewyatt deliver the best two minutes of Australian TV ever??! #QandA
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
9 years
Aust racism is so futuristic that racists become victims for being called racist & victims become aggressors for calling it out #AdamGoodes
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
2 years
I haven’t paid for meals in months
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
Your grandfather, John Downer was involved in the massacre of Aboriginal people.
@AlexanderDowner
Alexander Downer
4 years
Blackbirding may have been awful by today’s standards but it wasn’t slavery. Slavery abolished in the British Empire in 1833. Blackbirding began in 1863.
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Nazeem Hussain
6 years
🚨 OMGOMG! My Netflix special is streaming WORLDWIDE!! I hope you like it!! Search for my name or ‘Comedians Of The World’! 🚨 @NetflixIsAJoke
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
7 months
Sam Kerr never misses
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Nazeem Hussain
1 year
Will ‘Yes’ voters remain silent as our government green-lights the genocide of Indigenous Palestinians in Gaza?
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Nazeem Hussain
8 years
Congrats Sister Pauline. May Allah continue to bless you, and fulfill your aims. See you at mosque for Eid prayers!
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Nazeem Hussain
6 months
Cute card. Can’t make out the handwriting. Assume it says ‘I’m part of the reason you’re dead’?
@SenatorWong
Senator Penny Wong
6 months
This afternoon I joined representatives from Australian NGOs to lay flowers for Zomi Frankcom at the monument to commemorate the sacrifices of Australia’s humanitarian workers. Zomi will not be forgotten.
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Nazeem Hussain
8 years
A car bomb exploded outside a Muslim school in Perth where hundreds were praying. Barely makes any news.
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Nazeem Hussain
8 years
I'm literally lining up to get the hell out of the US. Seriously white people... why do you always break everything?
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Nazeem Hussain
10 years
Well, we are kinda the same person... http://t.co/FC3d0NQiFO
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Nazeem Hussain
9 years
Chris Brown has been refused a visa to Australia. Violence against women - Australia says not unless you're a guard at a detention centre.
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Nazeem Hussain
6 years
Fan mail.
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
Is this why hairdressers get to open before everyone else @DanielAndrewsMP ?
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
10 years
Tonight on The Project... http://t.co/jzhjjgKgmN
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
Black Lives Matter in Australia. No more Black deaths in police custody. ⁦ @amymcquire
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Nazeem Hussain
3 years
Good to see @channel9 targeting white communities. Hopefully the message can penetrate Anglo ethnic enclaves
@Channel9
Channel9
3 years
This is our shot. #GetVaccinated
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
For someone so anti-immigration, Pauline Hanson speaks English like she’s in week two of ESL
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Nazeem Hussain
8 years
Hi @PaulineHansonOz , don't forget to vote for me tonight. The more you vote, the longer I'm out of Australia. #CelebNazeem #ImACelebrityAU
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Nazeem Hussain
10 months
Remember when it took 1 day for former Prime Minister @TurnbullMalcolm & @JoshFrydenberg to demand we send money to fix Notre Dame? It took 20,000 killed Palestinians for Australia to ask for a ceasefire amid a genocide. In Australia: white buildings matter more than brown lives.
@TurnbullMalcolm
Malcolm Turnbull
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PM @ScottMorrisonMP & Oppn Leader @billshortenmp should today agree to establish an Australian fund to support the restoration of Notre Dame so that Australians can show their solidarity once again with the people of France.
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Nazeem Hussain
6 years
Can white people just relax? Stick to online trolling. Now you gotta get your car fixed and we gotta repaint and re-hinge a gate.
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Nazeem Hussain
6 years
Fraser Anning is not a lone wolf
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Nazeem Hussain
3 years
You know what “segregates us from each other”? Dying from covid.
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Nazeem Hussain
5 years
He copped a lot of flack, but I’m glad Scott Morrison took that holiday. You can tell it re-energised him by the way he immediately got straight back to the task of doing sweet FA.
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
My mum is worried about me having a tiger in my house... (1/2)
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Nazeem Hussain
9 years
Flinders St in Melbourne is beautiful right now. 5000 ppl against the closure of Aboriginal communities. Get there! http://t.co/sDvc90hwdd
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Nazeem Hussain
5 years
Egg boy needs to come out of retirement
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Nazeem Hussain
3 years
Australia: where we’ll summon the federal court on a weekend if you’ve come to play 🎾. But if you’ve run to us for refuge as a child, fleeing for your life from terrorists our soldiers were sent to kill… we’ll lock you up & feed you rotten prison food for 9 yrs. And counting.
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Nazeem Hussain
9 years
Just got a call from a Ch 7 reporter asking if I knew the #ParramattaShooting gunman, "off the record", because allegedly we're both Muslim.
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Nazeem Hussain
8 years
You know who else patrols the way women dress? ISIS and the Taliban.
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Nazeem Hussain
6 years
Christchurch Vs Paris. According to a heap of newspapers, readers are more capable of sympathising with a white blonde kid who became a terrorist - than a front page asking readers to sympathise with Muslim victims.
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Nazeem Hussain
5 years
BREAKING NEWS: Couple in their 30s move out of grandmother’s house and get off the dole.
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
5 years
Harry and Meghan will no longer use their HRH titles and will not receive public funds for royal duties, palace says
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Nazeem Hussain
2 years
@Briggs @Adelaide_FC Paid racism leave
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Nazeem Hussain
6 years
“Sometimes when a boat arrives, it actually doesn’t”
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@nazeem_hussain
Nazeem Hussain
6 years
Yay! All done. That was actually REALLY fun! (after the nerves!!) Thank you for all the kind words of support - I hope I made y’all proud! And thank you to my amazing crew who make it ALL possible - love you loads. Now: SLEEP. 🙌🏾🎉😴
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
Alan Jones brought Aussies together. (To fight on a beach)
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Nazeem Hussain
5 years
I jumped into the Yarra River as a kebab holding toilet paper for Moomba’s Birman Rally raising $ for @RCHMelbourne ! I’m drenched in Yarra grossness & I’ve never felt more Melbournian! Blessed to have @Ladyjmo , my sisters and 6yo niece by my side on International Women’s Day! 🌯
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Nazeem Hussain
9 years
About to go through airport security
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Nazeem Hussain
9 years
Immigration are checking for visas in Melb city this weekend. When I get randomly selected, I'm giving them this: http://t.co/zuBWJDDnAP
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Nazeem Hussain
7 years
Yes but as a Muslim, aren't you also a citizen of Muslim?
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To put everyone at ease. I was born in Iran (born an Iranian citizen). I have met my constitutional requirements regarding section 44. (1/3)
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Nazeem Hussain
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White people never loot. History proves that when they’re interested in acquiring foreign countries - they collectively write angry letters to the editor, and obey the laws of the land.
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
Protesting against racism is an essential service
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Nazeem Hussain
8 years
. @PaulineHansonOz - sorry to hear about Rod Culleton being bankrupt & ineligible to continue as a senator. Can I fill in? I def hate Muslims
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Nazeem Hussain
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About to do a radio interview in Malaysia. I AM SO SCARED!!! http://t.co/88Cw7xg3Cr
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Nazeem Hussain
5 years
Vigil for Sri Lanka at Federation Square in Melbourne now. ❤️
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Nazeem Hussain
9 years
Malcolm Turnbull: a friendlier face for the same cruel, inhumane policies. #libspill
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Nazeem Hussain
9 years
"Only the public have the right to hire and fire" - Joe Hockey demonstrating he doesn't understand the Westminster System of govt. #libspill
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Nazeem Hussain
3 years
Pumped for this lockdown
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Nazeem Hussain
7 years
BRING THEM HERE. LET THEM STAY! In Melbourne now. #Manus
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Nazeem Hussain
2 years
Please meet my white twin: Chris Lilley Hussain. Tonight on @theweeklytv with @charliepick ! 8.30pm on @ABCTV (The segment is actually about politics) (Also, does anyone have any make up remover? I’m stuck as a white guy, and the sunburn is killing me)
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Nazeem Hussain
6 years
The new season of the #BachelorAu has been announced...!
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Nazeem Hussain
6 years
The incredibly talented @MelRitchieArt painted me for the #Archibald Prize!! I am super honoured to have been her subject - her work is peerless, and she really ought to win! 🎉
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Nazeem Hussain
2 years
Ppl in Australia got more upset about an arts festival boycott than about the murder of children.
@Lowkey0nline
Lowkey
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10 year-old Haneen Abu Qaida has become the sixteenth child to be killed across Israel's 72 hour killing spree in Gaza.
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Nazeem Hussain
5 years
I’m pretty sure Jesus would want you to do something, @ScottMorrisonMP .
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Nazeem Hussain
5 years
I’ve been home all day. Maybe Kamahl?
@mattokine
Matt Okine
5 years
Lol this bro needs to stop...
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Nazeem Hussain
9 years
How to survive a police encounter. RIP Walter Scott http://t.co/arJLhC1SgB
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Nazeem Hussain
1 year
@tbassin Turning off electricity and water for an entire civilian population of over 2 million people isn’t targeting Hamas. Bombing civilians as they flee, on the route prescribed by IDF, is not targeting Hamas.
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Nazeem Hussain
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I took a photo as @samishah yesterday. The guy saw me ordering ice cream and said “I knew it was you Sami, because you have an unmistakable voice”. Clearly Sami’s voice is very mistakable. And his face.
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Nazeem Hussain
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Thank you for all of your love and support while Naz was in the #ImACelebrityAU jungle. We know he can't wait to read all of your messages❤️
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Nazeem Hussain
8 years
I'M OUT!! THANK YOU EVERYONE for alllll your love and votes! Naz xx
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
Can’t remember attending a single Aus V Sri Lanka/India/Pakistan/Bangladesh cricket match where the chant ‘SHOW US YOUR VISA 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽’ has not been chanted. No exaggeration. Uncles respond by waving credit cards 💳 #strayanvalues
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Nazeem Hussain
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I’m SO excited to let y’all know about my new show ‘Orange Is The New Brown’ on @Channel7 ! It was a dream to work w the funniest ppl in Australia incl: @UrzilaCarlson @mattokine @Becky_Lucas89 @timminchin Kat Stewart, Claudia Karvan, Garry Sweet, Sigrid Thornton @aaronch3n + MORE
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Channel 7
6 years
Orange Is The New Brown is coming soon to Seven. The hilarious new sketch comedy series from @nazeem_hussain will star the hottest names in comedy plus some big name appearances.
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
I LOVE EVERYONE IN VICTORIA TODAY EVEN THE 5G TOWERS AND PETE EVANS COOK BOOKS
@VicGovDH
Victorian Department of Health
4 years
Yesterday there were no new cases and no lost lives reported. Cases with unknown source are down, as is the 14 day rolling average in Melb, this remains stable in regional Vic. There is more info here: #COVIDVicData
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Nazeem Hussain
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“Get over it! It happened in the past! STFU and enjoy this day celebrating an event in the past” #InvasionDay
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Nazeem Hussain
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Why do they call them ‘human shields’ if they just blow them up anyway? They’re not doing much shielding.
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Nazeem Hussain
7 years
How to play the race card...
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Nazeem Hussain
7 years
I took myself out last night. #RogerWaters
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Nazeem Hussain
4 years
From the family that genocided around the world..
@byEmilyAndrews
Emily Andrews
4 years
Breaking: Buckingham Palace launches a bullying investigation into claims that the Duchess of Sussex bullied staff.
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Nazeem Hussain
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. @corybernardi Could you please reply to my email? Thanks.
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