Aaron Chen @aaronch3n Twitter profile

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4 years

u come to me on the day of my daughters zoom meeting

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They don’t need to call it tasty cheese I already know that

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thank you :)

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The real 5g conspiracy is that we’ve been paying for mobile data but only used wifi for 6 months 😳

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Being able to speak Chinese should be called ni hao know how

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. @nswpolice if this get 1K retweets i will commit a crime. ;)

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Do u think Macklemore and Ryan Lewis are quarantining together or seperate

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Just had a son!! His name W D 40

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coronavirus has made us go from saying "ok boomer" to "are you ok boomer?"

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I’m like Lana del Rey got that some of the time sadness 😔

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Me on jobkeeper to my friend on jobseeker: don’t worry about bringing anything to dinner

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Havin a real Melbourne experience and trying out lord of the fries. Laughing at the play on words with lord of the rings haha

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second wave in melbourne? hard to find a single wave at all haha nah you're alright

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when you go to the psychologist, they should ask you on the form whether or not you are pagliacci the clown so as to save time during the session and not tell you to go see pagliacci the clown.

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If u say thank you to the bus driver, you should give a card to the train driver. It’s a much more complex machine.

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4 years

had the thought that if i put dave hughes stand up to a courtney barnett instrumental it'd still sound like a courtney barnett song

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me in 2008: u wont believe me but i reckon in 10 years time usain bolt will live in gosford

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10 years ago I would not have believed my eyes if ten million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep. But now in 2020 I seen some crazier shit.

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4 years

Chatting to fans

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5 years

I’ve deduced, from studying Australian themed menu items at fast food restaurants, that the Australian flavour is an egg.

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You can only call it Bega cheese if it comes from Bega region of Australia

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6 years

I walk into the office, roomful of my colleagues, they’re talking about the weather, I’m wearing my flashy new hat: ‘I know that the weathers gone through a cool change. But do u maybe know someone, a person that’s had a cool change.’ They don’t hear me. They never listen to me.

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If coronavirus started in Australia it’d be tooheys flueys

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4 years

nice family, job

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You can only add 2 things to this plate of simple rice -Name them

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What we truly need is satireboy. An egg might take down one nazi but a pun can change the world.

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I’m not ok with the kid in Australia egging a politician. It was not ok when someone did it to Jeremy Corbyn last week, and I don’t think it’s ok to do it to Fraser Anning. It makes him a victim, and emboldens his supporters. Take him down with wit, rules and due process.

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White guy SHOCKS locals with Perfect Mandarin

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melbourne's great if you love to wear a puffer jacket in both june and december

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2 years

My new special out on YouTube it’s called if weren’t filmed nobody would believe. Glad it was filmed because it is crazy!!!

Aaron Chen - If Weren't Filmed, Nobody Would Believe (Full Special)

Welcome to my first youtube special!!! XxLucky were filmed. Follow Aaron:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chennylifestyle/

www.youtube.com

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Australia has produced more globally famous paedophiles than globally famous comedians

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Elon Musk don’t wanna buy Twitter anymore but what if they put electric battery inside it? Follow me for more jokes

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On twitter I’m arguing with ceos and rich right wing journalists. In real life I’m dining with those same people top floor Bellagio, 9 course with wine pairings. Then I go back to my 7 figure buzzfeed job and write an article about how yass incredibles 2 is. That’s the world now.

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Gretel Killeen?

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Kim Jong Un one of the only leaders in the world to refuse 5g, dead... interesting...

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comedian destroys heckler

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Whoever finds the vaccine they can have a double pass to my next melbourne comedy festival show!!!!(Wednesday night only)

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Girls news and boys news ☺️ @abcnews

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if u r in a hostel dont even bother asking what other peoples favourite movie is, it's into the wild

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I had never been to a restaurant before getting the dine n discover vouchers. It was great.

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But Doctor, I am the Asian beauty!

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10 patrons allowed in the pub, massive line forming outside, u still find me sitting there nursing one lemon lime bitters, trying to finish anna karenina

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Worst day of my life was when my dad put my PS4 in a hydraulic press for his Instagram page.

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u r allowed to have a boyfriend from wagga wagga. i see u, i hear u.

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If a player dies on the pitch the child they walk out the tunnel with replaces them during play. Yes, the children are understudies

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Sorry I make groundbreaking art

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Most things are thicker than water

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4 years

finally

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Would u rather be funny on twitter or be able to recognise and deal with the emotions you have?

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great.. they gave all my exes netflix shows

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if biden becomes president, he can't be funny the same way trump is funny.. he has to find his own voice

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Me, taking over triple j hack: do people get uber eats to Parliament House, and if yes do they have to go through security? ScoMo: I thought we were talking about economics. Me: I don’t know any questions about that.

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I’m a socialist who loves McDonald’s. I don’t know what I like more, the hammer and the sickle or hamburger with dill pickle?!! 😳

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King Ghislaine and the Lhislaine Whislaine

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Comedians Cops 🤝 Don’t like when people post videos on social media of them working

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There should be a compulsory subject at Sydney uni that teaches everyone there that they are a piece of shit. Too much unwarranted self confidence in that institution

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My pee is so clear now. I drink nothing but clear ice water and pee nothing but clear warm water. I’m like a kettle on a smaller scale

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5 years

everyone on twitter is at the same time an anxious wreck who can’t function on a daily level and can predict the course of global politics

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Me: I live in Sydney Uk person: I’m from w5e77n12s43

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6 years

I just bought the book 1001 movies to watch before you die and I only got 2002 hours to live. Yikes this is gonna be tight

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can u get cancelled for messaging every woman on your contact list and asking them if they can fill in for your mixed futsal team?

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Yeah I'm all good @williamerimya

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Before filters, I’d look at a photo of myself and say “woe is me.” Nowadays I put on a filter and I say “woah, is me?”

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Gave my son all my account logins for my early 2000s web based video games. Something something neopetism

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Ok i feel like I watched a different special to everyone else?

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australian tv who rejected us before the virus now come crawling back to the humble comedian, realising that the suits they employed to make videos don't know basic joke structure

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5 years

I wonder if during a game football players see the ads on the sidelines and think about buying the product

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Hanging with friends or as I call it Group Chat: Live

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I can’t imagine a British person talking about anime

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covid really made daniel andrews have a glow up

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Ok freaking out. The AFP are trying to delete my Comedy Up Late set from the ABC. 😥

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. @henrystone88 and I got to make an infomercial for @adultswim it was very crazy time of our lives

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Me when my wife gets jobkeeper

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The problem with naming your kid X Æ A-12 is, what if you lose the piece of paper you wrote that on.

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Sports journalism is my home

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I love buying white goods for ladies. Yes I get DeLonghis for de shorties

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Keep Sydney open! Just kidding

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I heard Sanders did quite well in Kentucky. He plans to open a lot more restaurants around the world

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if i was on masterchef, i'd be chilling in my tent (like in the movie troy) and everyone is like where's aaron. 5 minutes left on the clock, i appear and put a steak on the pan, 2.5 mins each side. the judges say 'we're looking for more than just a steak'. i knew it wouldn't work

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Many laugh at Australia and say that it is not a football nation, they say it only plays rugby or afl. But it is the other nations that often touch the ball with their hands in matches against Australia. Please think about this and donate to my patreon

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three years ago, a week after this happened I was in Lakemba during Ramadan. I was going into an apartment on Haldon Street and a few guys recognised me and said “you eating a camel burger cos you’re a camel?” It didn’t make sense but they put it on Snapchat anyway. Eid Mubarak.

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Three year ago this happened

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this is banksy

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Article I wrote for the failing Guardian

Aaron Chen: the 10 funniest things I have ever seen (on the internet)

We ask Australian comedians for a list of things that make them laugh online. This one is a little ... different

amp.theguardian.com

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watched the japanese coverage of #JAPSEN

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Awesome only 7 cases in nsw, time to get complacent

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Apparently US teens are 4 times more likely to listen to pop music than learn a language. I say less dua lipa and more duolingo!

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Guy who gets anxiety from caffeine: don’t talk to me after I’ve had my coffee!

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More like coffee-19 that’s how many I been having a day 🤤🤤😵☕️

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This is my King Lear

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Recurring nightmare of getting king hit at that vegan video game pub in Brisbane

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My lawyer firmly telling me to stop saying my funny catchphrase “guilty as charged” even tho it’s killing in the courtroom

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My best note

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how about instead of Chaos Overreacting Violence Idiotic behaviour Dangerous words we have Compassion Openness Very sharing Intelligence Dream-like behaviour

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JobTrainer. Exciting, sounds like ScoMo releasing a sneaker

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Instead of calling it “home and away”, they coulda saved time and just called it “everywhere”

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Australian radio is coward put me on smooth fm

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When I see an all star comedy line up I think this is a who’s who of ha has

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heyyy aha sorry about the texts last night, i think there's been a cyberattack?? 😳😅 u been good tho?

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Recurring dream where I’m performing in a Stadium, every audience member is a reviewer and every review is the same: perfect.

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This year could be the year where I jump and touch something (like a sign). I’ve seen guys do it so I know that it is possible

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i don't need a mask as my nose and throat are extremely swollen and full of mucus. no germs will get through there trust me.

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