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Nathan Blood
9 months
Just got back from Tesco. The way some people treat shop workers winds me up. Worked in retail for 6 years and I do not miss it one bit. It’s not a 19 year old uni students fault that you’ve decided to leave your shopping until 2 days before Christmas you entitled bellends
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9 months
There was a woman moaning at some young Tesco worker that there’s no selection boxes. “HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE ANY IN STOCK!?” They’ve only been on sale since September you berk 🙄
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9 months
@panteli_ Better than paying for a blue tick tbf
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7 years
The year 2018. The year where this is deemed to be a fucking foul #swfc #twitterblades
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10 months
@FBAwayDays Started working at 9, United mad by 11, left school at 16, 18 pulling pints in the castle, but then I stopped pulling pints and started pushing myself, sure, I was raised in Carlisle, but I was made to lie on the floor by a bouncer in Blackpool.
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Nathan Blood
4 years
Did Boris really turn to Chris Whitty and ask a question like he was part of the media speaking to the PM? He doesn’t even know what the #socialbubble entails. He asked “So can partners stay over”. Whitty responds to THE PRIME MINISTER to reiterate that it is family members only
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Nathan Blood
9 months
@Fuzzy_man74 Exactly. There’s an unwritten rule in retail that if a customer is rude to you, you do as little as you can for them 😀
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2 years
Wednesday fans wanting Dean Smith as manager after he’s just been sacked for losing half of his games in charge at Norwich, whilst we currently sit 2 points off automatic promotion with the most points obtained in all 4 divisions in 2022 is the most Wednesday thing ever. #swfc
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Nathan Blood
5 years
Manager left us 3 weeks before the season starts, Chris Hughton says he doesn't want to come, one of our star players is banned for the first 6 games and our owner is currently in full Wednesday clobber on holiday in fucking Disneyland. Sheffiled Wednesday Football Club. #swfc
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Nathan Blood
9 months
@Jimaldinho1867 😂 People are horrible. I worked at Waitrose for 5 years and one year I ruined someone’s Christmas for not having any cheese Doritos in on Christmas Eve at around 3pm 🤷🏻‍♂️
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4 years
@JBH_swfc @htafc Came in when they’d won 1 out of 8. Bottom of the league. They’re now safe. Ridiculous decision 😂
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Nathan Blood
5 years
My team for the final test match: Leach Leach Leach Leach (c) Stokes Leach Leach (Wk) Leach Leach Leach Leach #ashes #ENGAUS
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Nathan Blood
5 years
If we got promoted, could you imagine Forestieri, Tom Lees, Reach etc in a bar singing about Sheffield United? No, me neither. Rent free 🤯😂😂😂 #swfc #sufc
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7 years
In addition to my tweet last week, the year 2018 and this is classed as a foul. Announce football being a non contact sport @FA #swfc
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2 years
“We have been made aware of the incident yesterday when a goal was ruled out after the linesman saw the replay on the big screen. As a result of this, Sheffield Wednesday will be deducted 15 points. We would also like to apologise to Plymouth for their loss. We tried.” #swfc
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Nathan Blood
3 years
Harlee Dean would clear it. #swfc
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3 years
What would happen if an asteroid hit Earth today?
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9 months
@Majortarantino That’s amazing 😂
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2 years
@ModernMorrissey @Pygottj @LeeShawcross70 I love how that’s your main issue with the tweet 😂
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Nathan Blood
2 years
How can other teams in the league compete with the money that Wednesday are splashing around 😡🤬 #swfc #LeagueOne
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2 years
✍️ David Stockdale ✍️ Ben Heneghan ✍️ Will Vaulks ✍️ Michael Smith ✍️ Michael Ihiekwe 💰 Total cost = £0 Big moves early in the window by Sheffield Wednesday. #SWFC | #WAWAW
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9 months
@TweetRy4n Yep, I put an announcement out over the tannoy 🙋🏻‍♂️
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7 years
I DON’T WANT TO OVERREACT BUT BANNAN IS BACK, HUTCH IS BACK, FORESTIERI IS BACK IN FULL TRAINING, WE’VE JUST WON AN AWAY GAME, NUHIU SCORED A FUCKING BRACE AND WE’RE GONNA MAKE THE PLAY OFFS #SWFC
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9 months
Remember, EFL refs get 85% of decisions right. This one obviously falling into the other 15% of shite ones #swfc
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Nathan Blood
5 years
"Don't want McEachran" "Don't want Cattermole" "Don't like the leaked green kit even though it might be a fake" "Why isn't the home kit out?" "Why hasn't Hector signed yet?" "Why haven't we announced the signings officially!?" The constant moaning of Wednesday fans 🙄😂 #swfc
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Nathan Blood
3 years
Gentle reminder that Barry Bannan is the best player in League One, would get into most Championship teams and was described by Pep Guardiola as an ‘incredible player’. So 1 penalty miss (only his 3rd in his entire career) doesn’t make him a bad player you mongs #swfc
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Nathan Blood
1 year
Handball by Oxford = drop ball to Oxford. Top league one officiating. What a fucking shambles #swfc
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Nathan Blood
7 years
Wonder what @carloscarvalha2 makes of pre-season so far 😂 @swfc #swfc
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Nathan Blood
9 months
I love how this has turned in to a safe space for retail workers to come together and share stories of horrible customers 😂 Vent away guys! You’re all doing a great job 🙌🏼
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Nathan Blood
5 years
Hey @WatfordFC fans, remember that 'magician' we signed off you back in 2016 that you were all gutted about losing, this is him now. 16 appearances in 3 years and more fags smoked than goals scored. I give you, Almen Abdi. #watfordfc #swfc
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2 years
Daily reminder that Barry Bannan is the best player at the club, and one of, if not, THE best player in the league. 1 off game doesn’t make you a shit footballer and we’re very lucky to have him 🤷🏻‍♂️ #swfc
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6 years
Disgraceful from Forestieri to celebrate an equalising goal in the 100th minute of the game after being kicked all over the pitch, in a local derby. Fully deserves a red card there. Players should just return to their half with calm faces in these situations. #swfc #pathetic
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9 months
@AlexMiller91 Stub your toe whilst writing this, mate? 😂
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Nathan Blood
3 years
“Moore out”? 😂 Yep cause the 5 different managers we had last season really made a difference. You really think we should let a manager sign 14 new players, bring in his own staff to then sack him after 10 games cause we’re not 10 points clear and playing like prime Barca? #swfc
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Nathan Blood
9 months
@BigBadP Fresh and fruit and veg have to be bought close to Christmas - I get that, that’s why I went this morning. But people go and do their full Christmas shop, like cranberry sauce which has a 2 year sell by date and will play hell if they’ve sold out 😂
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9 months
@bluesman74 I always joked with my wife that we could write a book about working in retail!
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Nathan Blood
8 months
🚨 Don’t shoot the messenger but I’m only saying what I’ve heard. Apparently McGuire was all set to sign for Blackburn but watched our game last night on iFollow, took one look at Djeidi Gassama and thought he was an absolute baller and wanted to play alongside him 🤷🏻‍♂️ #swfc
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Fabrizio Romano
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🔵 Sheffield Wednesday are now back in talks to sign Duncan McGuire after Blackburn deal collapsed. Discussions will follow with Orlando City in the next hours.
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8 months
Courtesy of the sky cameras. That is brilliant. Well done everyone #swfc
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3 years
Barry Bannan appreciation tweet. Best player we’ve had this century by a mile. We should count ourselves lucky that he wants to captain the club in League One. Far too good for that division. “Bannan is an incredible player with a lot of quality” - Pep Guardiola #swfc
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Nathan Blood
5 years
Martin Keown spending the entirety of the second half questioning why 12th place in the Championship Sheffield Wednesday who have conceded 11 goals in their last 4 home games, aren't pushing 11 men up the pitch against one of the best teams in the world. Absolutely clueless #swfc
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Nathan Blood
9 months
@Gintit2k21 Just because you’re in a uniform, customers think they can treat you however they want and you’re unable to react/argue. I worked in retail and but my tongue for years. Wish I was in there today telling them what I really think of them 😂
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4 years
Rivalries aside, credit where credit’s due. Brewster is a brilliant signing for Sheffield United. He’ll smash up the Championship next season 👊🏼 #swfc
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4 years
Sheffield United have agreed a £23.5m deal to sign Liverpool's England Under-21 forward Rhian Brewster. More:
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4 years
Luongo is a much better player than Hutchinson. Tell me I’m wrong 🤷🏻‍♂️ #swfc
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Nathan Blood
9 months
@MattBarson2 Supermarkets don’t want to be sitting on loads of selection boxes 2 days before Christmas, because I can guarantee you 95% of them will end up being reduced on Boxing Day! The ideal situation is to be sold out of seasonal stock on the 23rd and 24th of December
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Nathan Blood
3 years
Tin hat on..This is what I’d go for at the weekend. 2 up front at home, wingers who will run at defenders and the correct footed full backs. Create chances early on, not in the 85th minute #swfc
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Nathan Blood
7 years
I don't want to overreact after that result but Barry Bannan, is in fact, better than Zidane. #swfc
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Nathan Blood
9 months
@johnada75157425 Terrible isn’t it. My wife works in retail too. She’s just set off and I told her to stand her ground and not put up with any shit. It’s like she’s going to be war 😂
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7 months
@cricketontnt One day, Indians will be found guilty of manipulating DRS for big calls in their favour. It will be a huge scandal that will rock test cricket. I’m absolutely convinced.
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3 years
Kick off has been delayed by 15 minutes because Moore is having second thoughts on his lineup after Kevin, 54, can’t understand why Gregory has been dropped #swfc
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8 months
Another Sheffield double 🥃🥃 The city deserves so much better than these 2 monstrosities #swfc #twitterblades
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Nathan Blood
4 years
If EFL are looking for a lawyer for the case, there seems to be loads of Leeds, Sheff U, Barnsley and Rotherham fans with a deep understanding of all legal matters concerning the sale of Hillsborough, published accounts and loopholes in Profit and Sustainability laws 👍🏼 #swfc
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Nathan Blood
5 years
@BBCMOTD @BBCSport Disagree. It's photos like these
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1 year
Reece James on a permanent is an absolute must. Should be the first bit of business we do #swfc
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Nathan Blood
1 year
🔵 Sheffield Wednesday signed Barry Bannan on a free transfer in 2015. 🔵 Since then, he’s played nearly 350 times and directly contributed to 88 goals. 🔵 He currently captains the team top of the league, which is 2 places above the team that Leif Davis plays for. #swfc
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🔵 Ipswich Town bought Leif Davis for less than a million pounds from Leeds United. 🔵 Since then, he's kept 17 clean sheets in 37 League One games. 🔵 Contributing two goals and 11 assists from left-back; more assists than POTS nominee Barry Bannan. #ITFC
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4 years
@amyhart1707 300+ Freelancers without work / 28,000 people dead
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4 years
Meet Lucy, the newest member of the Wednesday family ❤️🦉🔵⚪️ #swfc @swfc
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Nathan Blood
8 years
FEAR NOT PEOPLE, there's still some Ed Sheeran tickets for sale... This should be illegal. #EdSheeranTour #edsheeran
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Nathan Blood
2 years
@englandcricket One of the best test matches I’ve ever seen. One of the best captains performances I’ve ever seen from Stokes. Unbelievable.
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2 years
@sportbible Hennessy coming out like
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2 years
Never seen such a whinging, negative, overreactive set of fans in my life. We’ve been absolutely shithoused today from a physical, long ball, dirty team. We’ll beat Fleetwood and make the play offs. Then it’s a lottery. Moore in, Moore out, Moore shake it all a fucking bout #swfc
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Nathan Blood
2 years
Sam Hutchinson summed up in one picture. Gave his blood, sweat and tears for the club. Racked up 193 appearances in the blue and white - not bad for a player who retired from football at 21. #swfc
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@Baileycadz @swfc I’ve lost count of how many times we’ve won a throw in or a corner just from you running half the length of the pitch to close someone down and force a mistake. It’s not just about scoring goals 👏🏼
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Nathan Blood
2 years
@millar_robbie @mhardysport What’s hard about walking into a stadium and going to your allocated seat? Do you need a steward to read the seat numbers out for you?
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3 years
@itvfootball @barneyswfc @England Sooo many salty Scots in the replies 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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2 years
@swfc Congratulations to Peter Wright who I found out today won a competition to be referee for a day in a professional football match
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2 years
Bannan, the best player in the league took a 50% pay decrease to stay at Wednesday, turned down offers to play in the Prem, wants to end his career with us, and his 3 year old daughter comes down for breakfast and asks Alexa to play Hi Ho Silver Lining. The guy is a Legend. #swfc
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Barry Bannan part 1: * The real truth about his #SWFC wages * Snubbing chances to join higher clubs - one Premier League! * It’s a “personal vendetta” to right the “hurt” of relegation * Wanting to end his career at Owls - in PL! * And…”it’s a boy!” 🍾
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2 years
@AlexMiller91 1. Its 2. Too 3. Early 4. To 5. Try 6. And 7. Predict 8. The 9. Opening 10. Lineup 11. Sow
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3 years
@SmartWheelie @JohnLewisRetail Or the people complaining are absolutely ridiculous 😂
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1 year
@dollarbill256 @BBCSport What the hell has that got to do with Mason Greenwood’s case?
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2 years
@fingaldinz Man off my dreams
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7 years
Story of the game so far... #swfc
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4 years
@domhowson 23rd letter of the alphabet is W. W for Wednesday. He’s coming home lads
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2 years
@itvfootball @SkyBetLeagueOne @EFL Vaulks for me. I think he strikes the ball better than Bird does because he plays for Wednesday and I’m a Wednesday fan
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7 months
@aceeeiou @joh_masse To be fair the moon’s a bit further away than Rhianna on stage was
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Nathan Blood
4 years
@WindassJnr Josh, do us a favour, Rhodes hasn’t got social media but show him these comments after tonight. Fans believe he’ll always come good. Fans are absolutely buzzing for him 🙌🏼
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6 years
Liverpool fans be like... ‘‘OMG WHAT A SAVE BY ALISSON. WORLD CLASS’’ #lfc #TOTLIV
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9 months
@scotslassie99 Well done Susan’s son! 🙌🏼
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5 years
I don't want to overreact because it's only a friendly, but we're gonna piss the league, Rhodes is gonna score 20+ goals and we'll do it in last years kits and without a manager #swfc
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Rhodes, when he's got a chance to score but you hear the commentator say he "couldn't quite get there" #swfc
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7 years
It's killing me how much everyone is drooling over Fulham. They won't reach the final. Reading are the team to beat. #swfc #readingfc
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9 months
@TheSaint0608 Maybe she thought you meant Easter eggs 😂
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9 months
@RealClarky1 Parsnips wouldn’t last if I bought them in august mate 😂
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Nathan Blood
1 year
Will Vaulks is such a credit to our club #swfc
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Nathan Blood
4 years
What a result that is. Biggest result of our season. Jordan Rhodes superb since he came on. What a ball from Harris too. Gets stick for his final ball, but that was an absolute peach #swfc
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6 years
Newest member of the #swfc family. My beautiful daughter, Poppy Emma Blood ❤️
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Nathan Blood
2 years
Where have I seen that Kieran Lee drop of the shoulder before?? 🤔 #swfc #bristolcity
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Sky Sports
2 years
Could an upset be on the cards? 😳 Bolton 1 Aston Villa 0 🤯
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@Daniely79 @BritishBakeOff He’s making a joke about an incompetent bellend who has somehow waddled into the position of Prime Minister, he’s not making a joke about ‘something that kills people’. Actually Boris’ actions have led to more deaths so maybe he is..
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Nathan Blood
2 years
@SkyBetLeagueOne @WhoScored Fair play to Kieran Mckenna and his team for beating 19th placed Burton at home who have lost 16 times this season. What a result 🔥🔥🔥
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2 years
@BBCMOTD People are saying he should’ve done better because he made an error for a different team in a champions league final years ago. It was deflected over the top of him. If Pope was in goal and United scored, no one would say anything.
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Nathan Blood
5 years
@FulhamFC @Cunners_ Imagine having the fire power that you have with your front 3, but just letting Ream and Mawson pass it between themselves for 75 minutes and Cairney roll around on the floor like a fanny at 1-0 #swfc
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Nathan Blood
10 months
@swfc I don’t want to overreact but I think we’ll get autos
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Nathan Blood
7 years
It’s ok @carloscarvalha2 , I sometimes mistake us with Manchester United too 😉 #swfc #mufc
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Nathan Blood
4 years
@JasonManford Deciding what to have for tea every day of my life. It was better when I was told what we were having by my parents. Now I have to come up with different nutritional meals all the time 😩
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7 months
Jesus Christ almighty. Foul and yellow card for…this… Good old EFL officiating - horrendous! #lcfc #lufc #efl
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Nathan Blood
4 years
Not a bad performance on the pitch today in a Wednesday shirt. Special mention to Fox, who, despite contract issues and the fact he might never play for us again after today, he put in a very professional, solid performance. Looked so calm on the ball. Fair play to him #swfc
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Nathan Blood
2 years
@BBCSport @ianherbs @CraigHope_DM @mhardysport Come on lads, you’re journalists. Get your articles written so the readers of The Mail and The Times know the truth about the safety of Hillsborough. Embarrassing journalism from you lot - hope your enjoyed your clicks 😘
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7 months
@swfc Had a closer look at the offside goal and can see why it was given now. If you look closely as the ball was kicked, you can clearly see that Famewo is wearing a blue and white shirt with an owl badge on it 👍🏼
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