Leveraging the power of the internet so you don't have to......
Blocked by Darren Grimes because he can't stand a kid from a council estate that can ski...
If any of you are wondering if the collapse of the ยฃ was planned by
#kamakwasi
Kwartang then you haven't been paying attention... A short thread on shorting the ยฃ and acquiring cheap sterling assetts, and its all linked to
#Brexit
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Sounds great doesn't it? Until you realise that the EU banned it in mid 2019 with a final implentation date in 2021, France and Belgium banned it in summer 2019,
@BorisJohnson
kept it running for another 18 months so he could pretend it was a Brexit Benefit.
#BrexitReality
How? How can an app development over 3 months cost ยฃ11.8 MILLION? This is beyond parody now, it was a six week project at most and could have been delivered for less than ยฃ500,000 by a competent development house.
Meet Tom everyone, Tom doesn't know the difference between production cost (farm gate) and shop price. So lets talk about why he remains consistent in being wrong on so many subjects, a thread. /1
Basic maths...
If Economy A falls from 100 to 80, then grows 10% its back to 88
If Economy B falls from 100 to 90 and grows 1% its back to 90.9.
Which economy is doing better? The fastest growing, or the less badly damaged?
So why have Germany and France, with better trading links with EU than UK, grown more slowly? It is illogical to claim if we had same links as them weโd have grown faster. Seriously?
@LanceForman
@Schwarzenegger
@NoraMulready
Lance, I realise you've made an art out of being wrong but you might want to consider that the former governor of California is a republican!
BTW its good to be intolerant of fascists, thats how we defeated your mate Nigels team in 1945!
@DPJHodges
Class has nothing to do with it, doctors, airline pilots, dentists can't either, nor can brain surgeons (although arguably yours could!)
You've selected a few careers you deem as only for the working classes to try and create something which isn't there...
John Redwood blocked me when I asked him why he had shifted all his assetts into $ & โฌ a good few years ago.
As you will recall, Redwood is a full blown pro
#Brexit
ERG headbanger and has been telling people to divest from the UK for years... 2/
So when you look at the budget today & think, how will this grow the economy? well its actually really simple. Wipe 30% of its value, have a firesale & then any rebound growth will always look good!
Trussonomics is basically seeing how high the dead cat can bounce...6/
#budget
@Mike_Fabricant
She was his mistress at the time, and had zero qualifications for a role in FCDO. And even if she was the best qualified on the planet she should have applied independently, and Johnson should have been a million miles from the process. Thats how ethics work Mike...
I am no fan of the Daily or Sunday Heil, but they have been given this story to deflect from the Sue Ellen Braverman security breach story.
The bigger question is, how come all these Tories keep suffering such massive security breaches? A thread 1/
Today is just the next phase of the plan to assett strip the UK and move as much wealth as possible from the ordinary person in the street to a small cabal of far right wingnuts, buckle up kids, seatbelts save lives... 8/
#budget
@Unofficial_SB
@talkRADIO
@Iromg
@InsulateLove
How do you think crops work you special genius?
And different crops grow at different speeds.
This is why the UK is doomed, the piss poor levels of education are frightening...
So in summary, what you've seen today is part of the plan, this is how Trussonomics works, the transfer of wealth from you to them, enjoy, you know what you voted for...
#Brexit
#budget
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They had a test run in 2016 when the
#Brexit
Taliban shorted the ยฃ knowing they had engineered the result of the referendum, what you saw today was just the next step in the firesale of UK PLC 7/
#budget
So how does this work? Well, if you sold your ยฃ and bought $ in 2015 you got $1.68 for every ยฃ you exchanged.
At the current rate today of $1.09 you've now turned every ยฃ1 into ยฃ1.54!
Yup you're quids in...
#Brexit
#budget
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@leviphillip
@harriepw
I asked that question in an interview, the candidate had worked in an asylum removals centre, he described how a woman disembowelled herself in a suicide attempt and he shoved her intestines back in and kept pressure on the wound until help arrived, she lived, he got hired
@lucyallan
Which part are you most proud of?
1. Border Force turning back a 69 year old woman trying to reunite with her daughter in the UK?
2. Kevin Dickhead the immigration minister telling refugees to get a fruit pickers visa?
3. Priti Patel lying about the visa situation?
But wait, there is more, the damage done by
#kamakwasi
means that UK assett values are falling, and we've seen lots of overseas acquisitions of cheap and distressed UK assetts recently.
This means that the ยฃ1 they turned into ยฃ1.54 can now buy even more. 4/
#budget
We've got 2 more years of this, the Tory junta will cling on to 2024, troughing as they go, knowing they will lose, even to someone as wooden and terminally useless as Starmer. But by then it will be too late, the
#Brexit
Taliban of the ERG will have got what they want 9/
But wait, there is even more, if those same people sitting on those massively grown ยฃ's wait a few months the recessionnary damage will create a fire sale of UK PLC, everything must go, and it will... 5/
#budget
@lucyallan
'Letting Police fight crime' - you mean like the covid laws you voted through Lucy?
You passed those laws Lucy, you can't complain when Spaffer gets caught with his pants down breaking those laws.
Unless you believe being a Tory puts you above the law of this land?
@DavidGHFrost
@Tobias_Ellwood
Your
#Brexit
as you've delivered it is an unmitigated disaster. Had you done this in the private sector you'd have watched as your desk was swept into a bin liner and you were marched out of the building.
You failed, you need to wind your neck in and let the adults fix your mess
Well this has got a bit of traction, and as I don't have a soundcloud (be grateful, i'm tone deaf!) go make a donation to the
@RNLI
because they do excellent work saving lives. I do have a Paypal though, unlike
@toadmeister
...
@_HenryBolton
@SadiqKhan
He was there yesterday and met King Charles, along with the new home secretary...
2 minutes on google Henry, that's all it takes...
Anyone who is surprised by this hasn't been following what's happening in UK trade since we left the single market and customs union with the ERG headbangers hard
#Brexit
and the appallingly bad TCA delivered by
@DavidGHFrost
a thread 1/
NEW: Understand that all sailing staff at P&O Ferries have been made redundant with immediate effect.
The company will use an agency to keep their ferries running and current staff will be able to apply to the agency for work.
@lucyallan
Aren't you the MP who added a death threat to a reasonable email from a constituent and then had to do a massive reverse ferret when it was exposed that you had doctored the email?
@MichelleDewbs
Did you finish school?
Vaccines aren't a batfink shield of steel against infection, they prepare the immune system for when you get infected so that you can fight off the infection. And in most cases you have little or no symtoms as a result of that vaccination...
Has anybody else noticed that
#foodshortages
only seem to exist where loony
#FBPE
Remainers shop? Every single food shop I've been in for weeks has no shortages. It's uncanny... ๐คทโโ๏ธ
@DavidGHFrost
Maaate...
Barnier still wakes up every morning wondering if you were working for him!
Your TCA is one of the worst negotiating failures in history, as evidenced by the collapse in our goods exports, costs and delays at the border for imports, and our stagnant economy!
All those far right crayon munchers running off to Parler because 'mah freeze peach' cleary didn't bother to read the small print. How unusual, said nobody, ever.....
#Twexit
@NadineDorries
@DailyMailUK
Hi Nadine, if you'd like to speak to some people in the tech industry who can explain this to you in simple terms please just ask.
Currently you're a national embarrassment with your hot takes on how tech works...
So when
@tomhfh
is shilling for those Tufton Street think tanks on behalf of US farmers and to the detriment of UK farmers you have to ask why he is so anti animal welfare, anti British and unpatriotic?
Even cheap has a price, just ask Tom...... 10/
@Miss_Snuffy
From the appalling dinner money arrears letter, to the fake Churchill quote, to your Ike Turner the wife beater picture to your badly constructed letter full of errors, its never your fault is it?
A true leader takes responsibility, you shirk it, every time.
Utterly shameful
@lucyallan
@JustinWelby
The treatment of refugees is not a 'political stance' its a moral one.
And you'd hope that those conservatives who attend church might have actually read the bible and its teachings...
@pritipatel
Your 'plan' is to imprison people over paperwork, and you aren't providing any safe routes, which is why you didn't want a processing office in Calais because you know that solves the people smuggling issue without your hateful rhetoric and grandstanding...
@Dominic2306
This assumed that Freedom of Movement was low skilled immigration, it wasn't, as we are seeing played out so well in our collapsing supply chains.
You might think butchering a pig is 'low skilled' until you try it!
You're plan always was unicorn guano!
@andreajenkyns
@SuellaBraverman
So they are 'illegal immigrants' for some twitter clout, and 'channel migrants' in the letter.
Of course had you written illegal in the letter you would have been correctedby the house, but in public you can display your hate and racism for likes...
You're a disgrace...
@afneil
If they aren't receiving means tested benefits they can afford it...
Oh, and they just need to cut back on the avocado on toast and cancel netflix and not waste ยฃ5 on an artisan fairtrade latte, same advice they give the younger generation...
@FunSoph
@thequentinletts
He was just towing a massive ego in a racing snow plough with his poles in the air like a TV ariel, classic British punter skiing!
And if you're a PO Ferries worker and voted Tory and/or Brexit, you know what you voted for...
Jacob Rees-Mogg told you we could have Indian levels of safety and worker regulation, and that's what you've got.
Minford told you it would kill exports...
#BrexitDisaster
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@andrew_lilico
We all remember the German government stopping grants for home insulation in the UK, closing our gas storage leaving us with 3 days reserves, doing dodgy deals with China to get a reactor funded etc. etc. ad infinitum...
No wait, policies of your Tory masters, man up and own it!
@theousherwood
I don't recall the Road Haulage Industry taking us out of the Single Market and stripping 65 Million British people of rights and opportunities and making then 2nd class citizens in Europe to appease a few racist pensioners, do you?
@Mike_Fabricant
What about Lord Bethel's lost whatsapp messages over PPE procurement? Or Johnsons lost whatsapp messages? Or Patels lost whatsapp and SMS messages?
Seeing a pattern yet Michael?
@ramonagusta
@UKLabour
Excellent, then when the Tory voters see the state of our education system they will start fighting to make it better for poor little Tarquin and Citronella...
Its a win whatever happens, more tax collected, and better schools all round...
And like all good threads this one goes upto 11, with thoughts and prayers for the teams at GCHQ who work so hard to prevent this stuff, and get stiffed by corrupt, inept, and stupid politicians... 11/
#SpinalTap
@BrexitAlliance
No, your
#Brexit
created this issue, you wanted to have less rights than any other EEA national, and thats what you've got.
Just wait until the fingerprint/facial recognition stuff comes in later this year, its what you voted for, you won, you need to get over it...
Ministers refuse to use GSI issued phones, and instead insist on using personal phones, which also support personal email, whatsapp and other off core network comms tools, you might ask why, and the answer in one word is corruption... 3/
@TiceRichard
I don't think you understand what you are retweeting Richard, currently US pharma giants object to the NHS ability to drive down prices as a large volume purchaser. Those right wing think tanks you shill for can't wait to get insulin at 10 times current prices into the UK
So what do we learn from this, apart from the fact
@tomhfh
knows nothing about trade or farming?
Well, we learn we can keep higher food standards in the UK and have cheaper food than imports from the US which are more expensive. But we also get a bonus, less people will die! 8/
@INEOSGrenadier
@DogPaxman
And its in the single market and customs union making frictionless trade in supply chain logistics, rules of origin and access to trade deals around the world really easy.
@EssexPR
Yup, drove across France yesterday on excellent quality autoroutes in high temperatures, didn't hit a pot hole until I got off the Ferry in Kent!
Not just different tarmac, but a different approach to road building and maintenance, they just do it better in the EU...
Meet Rupert everyone, here he is celebrating how sovereign nations within the EU have control of borders..... This is the same Rupert who said the UK couldn't control its borders in the EU.
Rupert is a weapons grade halfwit, don't be like Rupert
Slovenia has now closed its border with Italy.
The EU's love of open borders is being severely tested.
It has always made sense for a country to have control over its own borders.
Citizens wanting control back from the EU is becoming more popular.
@Edwina_Currie
@tomhfh
This is very true Tom, just become an MP, buy a second home on the taxpayer, flip it, sell it, take the profit, then you can afford a banging country estate...
Thats how it works isn't it Edwina?
@KemiBadenoch
Our goods exports volumes to the world are now below 2008 financial crash levels, our balance of payments is a bin fire, & thats all thanks to your
#brexitshambles
Cutting 100 trade barriers when you've added thousands is meaningless...
And we have no influence to shape trade!
@RNLI
@britainisshit
More than happy to donate today and also to share my reasons why. As someone who open water swims and body boards I am grateful for the work you do.
@_HenryBolton
No Henry, thats current day prices, same thing that made a ยฃ100K 3 bed house in 1990 worth ยฃ500K today, its called inflation.
If you look at our actual goods export volumes, the actual number of boxes shifted, its back at 2008 financial crash levels, thanks to your
#Brexit
@mariacaulfield
@JakeBerry
But are you happy for taxpayers to bail them out again like in 2008 when they took huge risks to get massive bonuses?
If they want uncapped bonuses the bankers should hold unlimited liability, not the tax payer...
@toryboypierce
You'll be able to point to the law which forced the removal of the crown symbol from pint glasses...
No, thought not, but who cares about the truth when you're writing for the Daily Heil...
@iainmartin1
I wouldn't have seen that without you posting it Iain, its excellent, a great monologue on the state of the nation that you've helped inflict on the rest of us.
Did it touch a nerve?
@Conservatives
@OliverDowden
His statement was correct, perhaps if you put more effort into adhering to your own sanctions against Russia, stopping taking money from Russians and dealing with all the non dom tax avoidance in your party you might be taken more seriously!
@tomhfh
None, because the current non-doms have been playing the system for years and removing it as a status will significantly increase tax revenues overall.
Sunaks wife paying the ยฃ12,000,000 covers 400 non-doms at ยฃ30,000, not all 400 will leave.
Welcome to maths Tom....
@lisaocarroll
@NickFerrariLBC
How do get to be the CEO of an international firm yet have no clue about how international trade works? Norman was appointed in September 2017 and this is the result, about time the shareholders got rid of him!
@Dominic2306
You could just put a processing centre in France under the Le Touquet agreement, as we did for Ukrainians, and then you don't have to strip rights from 70 million British people...
But as we know, thats your end goal, its got nothing to do with a few asylum seekers...
@afneil
Nope, Nissan investment is 40% the UK taxpayer is picking up more than half as a bung, at a cost of ยฃ80,645.00 per job created from the ยฃ500 MILLION from the taxpayer.
Great move by Anglo French Nissan to mug off the UK like that!
The only reason to use personal phones is to avoid scrutiny, whether its under Freedom of Information act requests or covering up blatant illegality, you don't want your dirty laundry in the hands of the auditors so move it all off the core network! 5/
@GoodwinMJ
Little
#Brexit
red line for you Matt for when the UK left the transition period and ended all participation in the EU acquis...
Of course the increases are due to Diesel, Global Trends and Eddies in the Space Time Continuum...
@LBC
@IainDale
It is her fault, its what she voted for...
She needs to grow a pair and own what she voted for, I am sick of these people whinging that 'its not the Brexit I voted for', YES IT IS, grow up and take responsibility for your actions.
And yes we will blame you for it!
@benhabib6
Hi Ben, you're using current day prices which means all you are doing is cheering on high inflation.
Actual volume of trade, the boxes shifted, is way down, here is what you've done to UK fishing industry exports, to the world!...
back to 2003 levels...
@lucyallan
As we mark the 2nd anniversary its worth remembering that pre
#Brexit
we didn't have 39 hour queues to clear customs between the UK and France...
@andrew_lilico
170,000 dead - Boris did that
Biggest GDP fall in the world - Boris did that
Highest inflation rate in Europe - Boris did that
Collapse in UK exports - Boris did that
1.8 million children in poverty - Boris did that
Supporting Boris despite all of that - Andrew did that...
@LBC
@RachelSJohnson
@BenKentish
You weren't allowed to go to Chequers! Thats the problem!
But well done for admitting that you broke the law to go but did some social distancing and hand washing when you got there...
@_HenryBolton
The same pot that gave billions to Tory mates for unusable PPE. If we got refunds on all that from them we could afford those pay rises, and have money left over...
@jessphillips
@JohnnyMercerUK
Well, we could setup a processing centre in France, under the Le Touquet agreement, as we did for Ukrainians, and then the boats would stop.
But then the Tory machine has no red meat for its angry racists to chew on...
You can go to the CDC website and read about US food poisoning cases, in a typical year its 10 times higher than we see across Europe, why? Well, when you raise your chickens in poor conditions and infuse them with dangerous bacteria you increase the risk of food poisoning. 9/
Want to get a mate a PPE contract, do it off network, then when the scrutiny starts you can lose the phone and backups, you can't do that with a government issued phone...
Want to share confidential docs with an ERG headbanger with no security clearance, easy on personal kit! 4/