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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

10 months

please know that I recognize that my handle is very girl boss 2016 feminist but I'm too deep in it now to change it.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 months

I didn't actually *ask* for an AI assistant on every app and website

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

the feeling of forwarding an email you have been accused of not sending is probably the same as winning a duel

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

10 months

At my sister's house for thanksgiving, learning a lot about organization

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

"why are you crying?" because bears sit and look at good views

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

I went to law school.

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4 years

you ever meet a man and it’s so obvious that no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

the gift that keeps giving

clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

If *I* had the 12 foot skeleton I would simply decorate him for Christmas

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 months

sorry I can't hang out - I have to keep refreshing twitter so I don't miss any good jokes

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

10 months

I live alone and I gave my best friends keys to my house and the other day I came home and one of them was eating wendy's and watching apple tv because she saw a bug at her house and this roommate type sisterhood is all I've ever wanted

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

10 months

it's coup for my family

@GhostEsq

10 months

okay ladies now let's get in formation

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

I'll be damned

clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

If *I* had the 12 foot skeleton I would simply decorate him for Christmas

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@nastywomanatlaw

10 months

commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

2 years

I guess we'll never know

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@nastywomanatlaw

8 months

my boyfriend just called to tell me he's eating an orange he found in a parking lot and I'm now realizing we're going to have to have a discussion about "found ground food".

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@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

the government has forgiven 610 billion dollars in PPP loans to businesses but won't forgive any student debt. That's capitalism baby!

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

1 year

I cannot stop laughing at this

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@nastywomanatlaw

2 years

reminder: one dose of plan b is not effective if you weigh over 170 pounds.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

10 months

She also made table settings for her cats - a hostess queen

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

1 year

I passed the bar

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@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

Cats be like "I know a spot" and take you to their food bowl they can see the bottom of

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

5 days

being a lawyer is great when you're a nosy little bitch

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

7 months

Airlines need to add a "Boeing Plane" option that's cheaper - I'm willing to risk it to get out of here under budget.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

9 months

My paralegal gave me this candle and I'm going to make a horrible mistake I just know it

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

8 months

my paralegal ending an email to OC after they claimed we never sent a demand that we did, in fact send: "Please let me know what else you think we did not do."

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

1 year

I found the sacred texts.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

It went from Biden can't tie his shoe to Biden is an election rigging mastermind reallll fast

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@nastywomanatlaw

1 year

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

How it feels to live in South Carolina

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

1 year

property law asks the question, what if someone got 8 mortgages, paid none of them, and also sold the mortgaged property 3 separate times just for fun

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

Being an adult: everything is expensive and early in the morning

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

10 months

they can also let themselves in whenever and while I am not a big fan of random visits - with them I never, ever mind.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

in law school on my criminal law exam, the professor started the hypo saying the victim was killed by a gun and then in the middle I guess he forgot and switched to talking about a knife, so I wrote my answer about how how the evidence was inconsistent and I did not get an A

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

earth

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@kristoferthomas

3 years

can a depressed bisexual woman please tell me which planet is making me sad

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@nastywomanatlaw

5 months

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

10 months

they also know my hermit ass is a homebody and they love me anyway and come visit when I'm not up to leaving the house.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

we were like *this* close to precedented times

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

6 years

Being an adult is celebrating tragically small accomplishments. Like eating all of something you cooked that week before it goes bad or getting a discount on your cable bill.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

Rich people aren't philanthropists, they are avoiding paying taxes 💖

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

9 months

when my paralegal is having a *day* she sends me a voice memo of her cracking a Diet Coke

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

I'm happy that this thanksgiving my siblings are not performing minor surgery on me on the kitchen table.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 months

fortunately, some of us are annoying 24/7

mindy🌷

@mindyisser

4 months

every lawyer i know is going to be soooooo fucking annoying for the next 24 hours

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

not to shill brands but old navy just changed the game. they are now offering ALL women's clothes in sizes 0-30 at the same price. they also brought in women of all sizes to adjust each piece so it would not only fit but function for ALL body types. this is a very good start.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

i saw a tiktok that said men interrupt people to assert dominance, women interrupt people because they're excited or interested in the topic

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

1 year

i'm against violence but whoever decided that the mortgagor is the person who takes the mortgage out and the mortgagee is the bank that gave it needs to be taken out back.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

If *I* had the 12 foot skeleton I would simply decorate him for Christmas

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

6 months

I know that personal injury law has broken my brain because the first thing I thought when I saw the bridge was "I wonder what the policy limits are for the cargo ship".

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 months

my paralegal gave me this

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

i never want to be the person who says don't go to law school but it's important to know that law school will not solve your problems, and sometimes it *creates* problems.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

1 year

Apparently the Brits are making fun of us for calling sitting cross legged "criss cross applesauce". Can't wait until they find out what we used to call it.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

Alright. Wash your fucking hands and stay home.

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@nastywomanatlaw

6 years

People who believe Planned Parenthood only provides abortions have been privileged enough to never have to look for affordable medical care.

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@nastywomanatlaw

6 years

raise your hand if you identify with brenda

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@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

Calories don't count until Nevada does.

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@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

If your church isn't following CDC guidelines then you don't love your neighbors.

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@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

Academic transcripts should be free because you already paid to ATTEND the classes

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@nastywomanatlaw

1 year

the perfect nail polish for the bar exam doesn't exi...

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@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

the cdc recommends that taylor swift release speak now this weekend

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

7 years

I am one Buzzfeed quiz away from knowing who I truly am.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

2 months

did not anticipate being emotional that it's been one year since I took the bar exam for the fourth time and passed for the first time.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

Alright, to anyone following me about to take the bar exam: I failed and my life did not end. I have a job making what many of my colleagues who passed also make. I have so many projects and ideas that give me joy. Your life will not end if you fail the bar exam.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

@hopedemer that feeling is bottled lightning

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@nastywomanatlaw

2 years

Joe Biden's law degree cost $10,800 ($3,600 annually)

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

5 months

when OC's OOO is too good

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@nastywomanatlaw

6 months

drafting discovery is great when you're a nosy bitch

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@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

it should be illegal to feel guilty for using your PTO

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@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

I will never love a man more than @tacobell . What has a man ever done for me?

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

I'll never emotionally recover from a meeting with a client today who brought her nephew who happened to be a very bad tinder date from 2016. I am now titled to financial compensation, I believe.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

adulthood is just melted iced coffee and not understanding how insurance works

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

5 years

Boomers LOVE talking about how much money “millennials” waste on coffee. I’m sorry that we spend $4 on finding the will to make it through the day in this nightmare of a society that your generation created, Karen.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

6 years

If you can’t handle me at my “per my last email” you don’t deserve me at my “warmest regards”

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@nastywomanatlaw

5 years

Just shouted “I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL NOT MATH SCHOOL!” Everything is fine.

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@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

One time I had a boyfriend who loved bread and I picked him up from the airport with a bouquet of different baguettes with a big bow.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

My favorite thing about student loans is how often the people who have them joke about getting hit by a car on a crosswalk

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

wow have u guys ever tried dating someone that likes u? it's wild

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

the millennial urge to say "that's a nice box/jar" and keep it instead of throwing it out

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@nastywomanatlaw

4 months

it depends

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@MattBellassai

4 months

someone on legal twitter please explain… is 34 guilty convictions bad????

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@nastywomanatlaw

8 months

when my ex moved out he left a ton of stuff and told me to trash it or donate it. he left this coat and I needed one recently so I started wearing it but I wanted to make it mine so I started a little project today

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

Wait is Pence even allowed to debate a woman? Does he need to ask his wife for permission?

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@nastywomanatlaw

8 months

Grateful for each of my pocket friends - we did it

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@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

My favorite thing about not being barred is when people ask me for free legal advice and I am legally obligated to say: no❤️

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

i passed my first professional accreditation exam since failing the bar (failed both thrice) and while it is not the bar it is a huge win. i'm not broken 🥲

clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

i rlly need something specific to happen today so if u could just whisper a nice thing into the air that would help

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@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

my mom is a public school teacher and asked what's up with guys and the short shorts. i said well you know it's on trend. and she said that now they're dress coding boys for wearing shorts that are too short.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

7 years

"Don't tweet anything you don't want read aloud in your deposition " Well, ok but my deposition is about to be hilarious.

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@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

my greatest dream right now is to get absolutely tanked at a chili's with my boyfriend

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@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

covid is actually worse than a group project because i can't just do it all myself and put everyone else's name on it.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

Remember when we had to collect "box tops for education"? Yeah defund the police and make them cut up their cereal boxes.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

1 year

It's nastywomanatlaw ESQUIRE to you

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@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

remember at the beginning of the pandemic we were like wow this sucks, this is crazy, when is it going to end? and now we're like wow this sucks, this is crazy, and it's never going to end because my cousin read on facebook that the vaccine makes you gay.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

lol I'm quitting my job in an hour

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@nastywomanatlaw

3 years

ending every email with "Thanks!" is a trauma response

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@nastywomanatlaw

6 years

I need this sign for my bedroom door

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

5 years

My coworker just told me my dress was too short and I said “I’m sorry did you actually need me for something or did you just need to be rude?”

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

Hi hello, I'm a JD and I work in a JD preferred job and I'm trying to track down some other folks who do the same to gather resources for 2020 grads. If this applies to you jump in this thread or DM.

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clair with the "esq"

@nastywomanatlaw

4 years

Self care is over. We're cyber bullying our senators now.

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@nastywomanatlaw