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@nasboat

2 months

one of the upsides of being a generation without money is just not giving a shit about the stock market

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@unusual_whales

2 months

Call your mother... and father... and lover. Hurry.

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7 years

this website is free as hell

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we used to be a country

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7 months

In 1979, Casio made a pocket calculator that doubled as a cigarette lighter, also known as the ‘calculighter’. [📷: Joe Haupt]

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1 year

check out this lamp i got

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1 year

god DAMN

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2 months

“let me just call my broker real quick” lmao yeah okay

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What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world

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2 years

Joyce Carol Oates is one of the only people I know to have at least three legendarily awful tweets and numerous king shit owns. she’s a true poster.

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@nasboat

1 year

thinking about this clickbait again

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2 months

this is breaking contain and we’re hitting the part where I get a bunch of “well, ACTUALLY” replies and people calling me an asshole. soon there will be someone speaking like Sephiroth in my mentions.

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2 months

personally I think Montel should not have deleted the post about catturd killing his dog by drunk driving over it

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5 months

Arn Anderson was 38 years old at the time of this promo.

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8 years

this is the best

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8 years

I'm as anti-Trump as they come and I voted HRC but good god it's so tone deaf to keep pushing this kinda shit. @sallykohn

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@nasboat

1 month

one of my favorite husband gimmicks is walking up to my wife like I want to show her something funny or cool on my phone and then it’s just this picture of Chelsea Handler in a bathtub with a Henry Kissinger book covering her crotch. never gets old.

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6 months

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

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6 months

In theatres July 2024 #deadpoolandwolverine

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1 year

thinking about one of my favorite videos

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8 years

HRC is not a good candidate and needs to go away and everyone needs to look forward for new solutions. She ain't it. @sallykohn

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@nasboat

1 year

Pee Wee Herman opening the 1991 VMAs with this after laying low for two months following his arrest was an iconic television moment I will never forget

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@nasboat

7 months

I beg to differ

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7 months

vine is not funny when u rewatch it i’m so sorry

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2 years

I am speechless after watching this

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@catatonicyouths

2 years

imagine all the people

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2 years

my favorite Tom Sizemore performance was in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia when he asks Dennis and Charlie to split him open like a coconut

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1 year

this is going well already huh

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what’s the most iconic interaction on this app?

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2 months

nobody with a brain is actually confused you fucking hick

Pat McAfee

@PatMcAfeeShow

2 months

We're all very confused by what's going on in Women's Boxing.. We hope that the people who are much smarter than us can figure this out #PMSLive

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I just wanted to make a funny and bitter observation, I don’t care about the specifics, I don’t care about taking it seriously, or that my 401K lost value or whatever, this is not a subject I care to discuss deeply or at all. jesus christ lol

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9 years

let’s all tweet this nice sign

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8 years

@Corinne0721 while I would gladly take her over Trump, they ran a terrible and quite frankly lazy campaign thinking they had it in the bag

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1 year

BUDWEISER FROG #1 : budd BUDWEISER FROG #2 : dwy BUDWEISER FROG #3 : er

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10 months

GOD DAMNIT DUTCH WHAT OTHER ERRANDS DO YOU HAVE US RUNNIN FOR THE D.A.

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2 years

one of my favorite Richard Belzer memories is his final joke at the Roast of Chevy Chase

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6 days

when asked about his role in the welfare scandal, Favre was visibly shaken

A.J. Perez

@byajperez

6 days

BREAKING: Brett Favre says he was recently diagnosed with Parkinson's disease during a Congressional hearing on wasteful welfare spending on Tuesday. Favre was linked to $8M in misspent welfare funds. My @FOS story.

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3 months

I received a very important baseball card in the mail today.

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1 year

wait for it

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Alden González

@Alden_Gonzalez

6 months

Shohei Ohtani will not be taking questions from the media, I’m told. Instead, he will read a statement at 2:45 pm PT.

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8 years

please for the love of god let this Clinton shit go, she is just as culpable here for running a horrible campaign @sallykohn

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@nasboat

2 years

the three HOF-level awful tweets are of course: her keyboard, her foot, and the Halloween decorations one. don’t ask me to find them. if you know, you know.

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@nasboat

1 year

the replies to that Charlie Sheen tweet are filled with the most pathetic losers on this website, it is amazing.

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1 year

shooting fish in a barrel here if you're looking for a blue check block party

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7 years

life comes at you fast, paste face

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@catturd2

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Polling USA

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2 months

Hillary Clinton Favorable Polling: Unfavorable: 60% Favorable: 25% Net: -35% AtlasIntel / July 25, 2024 / n=1980

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8 years

i took a screenshot before i get blocked, just to have it all cleanly in one spot.

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@NateSilver538 @VorosM

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5 months

I’ve seen this tweet like 15 different times and only now noticed it’s Drew Carey and not some random weirdo lol

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8 years

lmfao

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11 months

fuck you and fuck the New Yorker. disgrace to journalism.

Clare Malone

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11 months

Here’s our official statement. I stand by the story and encourage people to read it in full.

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18 days

obviously the video is whatever, a fucking dipshit who you’d never listen to in real life but like, when you read the replies to these kind of tweets, do you get the feeling there’s hardly an actual person (and not someone working at a posting farm overseas) to be found?

Greg Price

@greg_price11

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This is an absolutely insane video. A Springfield, Ohio homeless advocate tells the city council that landlords are kicking people out of their homes and replacing them with Haitians and that the Biden-Harris government is paying them to do it. He says he personally knows

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@nasboat

1 year

@Chinchillazllla @GarbageGangHQ the specific school info with principal name, e-mail and phone number is out there now, so I imagine they'll be hearing about it

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2 years

beautiful

philip lewis

@Phil_Lewis_

2 years

Richard Belzer “had lots of health issues, and his last words were, ‘Fuck you, motherfucker,'” a longtime friend told The Hollywood Reporter

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6 months

bring back music videos with dudes riding in giant grocery carts

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1 year

that Sean McElwee piece is great and also highlights a fundamental truth: all politicians and people in their orbit should be looked at only with disdain and contempt at all times

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7 months

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Gavin Thomas

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Apparently, if you can see a panda, you're left-brained, and if you can see two turtles swimming, you're right-brained. What do you see?

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8 years

yes everyone’s stopping by the “AIDS Needles” store and carrying around HIV all day just for y’all @3lectric5heep

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@HelloCullen the guy has great comedic timing. hard for any writer to top the hilarity of “is Butterbean okay?”

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2 years

what the fuck, roku

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I’ve found it, the absolute worst pumpkin spice product on the planet — “Dumpkin Spice” Dude Wipes.

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8 years

you literally rooted for Trump and wrote about it @AmandaMarcotte

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7 years

this is not a photoshop and I can't get over it

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8 years

can't wait for the people who fight the minimum wage increase because 'it'll cause price hikes for consumers' to take zero issue with this

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7 years

lol fuck everyone who said we should be respectful because Ailes has family

Gabriel Sherman

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7 years

Scary: During eulogy, Ailes's teenage son threatened Fox women who alleged harassment. "I’m coming after them...and hell is coming with me.”

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. @mileysbae

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1 year

never forget

Jake Sherman

@JakeSherman

1 year

THE WHITE HOUSE has announced that @neeratanden will be domestic policy adviser

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7 years

the thirst will never cease to amaze me

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Jason Kelce’s Wife Says out some of the conservation NFL Star and Daughter Wyatt Walking in Sync with Ice Cream on Beach Vacation

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9 years

i got kicked out of the theater when i went to see Birdman because every time I saw Keaton I loudly yelled BRRRRRR WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BOY

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7 months

doing the 80085 trick and burning my face off

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7 years

local FB update

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10 years

….. http://t.co/xgGo3QFB9W

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Pittsburgh Pirates

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Pirates Chairman Bob Nutting on Andrew McCutchen:

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1 year

WE DO NOT NEED A COVER OF “THE NATIONAL ANTHEM” BY RADIOHEAD. GOD DAMNIT.

Napoleon

@NapoleonMovie

1 year

He came from nothing. He conquered everything. From acclaimed director Ridley Scott, #Napoleon is exclusively in movie theaters this Thanksgiving. Watch the official trailer now.

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2 years

“probably her big and precious HEART just plain gave out” lmao

Will Sommer

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2 years

Diamond of pro-Trump duo Diamond and Silk has died, according to Trump. A few weeks ago, their account said that she had been sick.

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lol

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oh what do you know, the cop who got “dragged” by Scottie Scheffler’s car actually ran up to it on his own and tried to smash in the goddamn window and then after this he had to go to the hospital? lmao

GOLF.com

@GOLF_com

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NEW @LMPD video of Scottie Scheffler’s arrest

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2 years

Aaron Rodgers to the Jets is hilarious because I never want to see him win a goddamn thing ever again and that’s the perfect place to ensure he doesn’t lol

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@VanHicklestein

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ALL RESEARCH ON SUCCESSFUL DRUG POLICY SHOWS THAT TREATMENT SHOULD BE INCREASED AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DECREASED WHILE ABOLISHING MANDATORY MINIMUM SENTENCES

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TMZ is on top of the most important story of the year

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8 years

look up your most respected artist on Spotify, find their most played song, and see if it has less plays than Two Princes by Spin Doctors

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loctastic

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a weird al cover of “fast car” —- but it’s “cash bar” and it’s just slamming the cheapskates that are getting married

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the characters on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia are caricatures of some of the worst people on the planet and even they understood that owning Nazi memorabilia is beyond the pale lol