Michael @mzhao8 Twitter profile

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Michael

@mzhao8

2 months

All the asian dudes at my gym checking their phones and looking concerned

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Michael

@mzhao8

1 year

This is a great example of marketing for a consumer payments product that uses crypto rails. The technology should work in the background and be invisible

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@getcode

1 year

Code is the simplest way to send money to anyone, anywhere. Hand it to someone like cash, or send it through any messenger. Go to to get the new payments app everyone's talking about.

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 months

hyperliquid is one of the few projects i've been bullish on this cycle due to its sustained organic usage + unique value proposition in the midst of piles of vaporware however i'm finding the coordinated shills of it on the TL concerning - what's going on?

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Michael

@mzhao8

3 years

@twobitidiot

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

What the hell http://t.co/hNux7qRebA

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

Every Christmas, Michael Buble awakes from a deep slumber, cracks his neck, and takes over North America for 2-3 weeks

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 years

Running cron jobs using replit's always on feature to check our 3am water usage across our entire real estate portfolio... gonna find leaks/get them fixed faster now 🤯

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 years

Programmed an ecommerce website with multiple vendors using python x django - hosted directly on replit which is crazy

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

The year is 3000, the Jonas Brothers make their way into a restroom and what they see blows their mind

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Michael

@mzhao8

1 year

@thiccythot_

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

A horrific creature born of irresponsible science http://t.co/vqpesPOpUw

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

http://t.co/qSXwWohEiR

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

"😍😍😍😍" -people on instagram

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

"I'm from Indiana," has been a conversation killer for me in the past weeks

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Michael

@mzhao8

8 years

You die when you turn 20

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Michael

@mzhao8

2 years

@patio11 Not a service, rather a smart contract. Front end has been shut down, but can still can be used (at the risk of breaking the law as a us citizen)

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@bantg

2 years

Only 10.5% of funds pooled in Tornado Cash came from hacks — Chainalysis

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 years

@patrick_oshag

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

Life as a second semester senior. http://t.co/KVgAldgXIh

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

"AP Spanish 5" http://t.co/9YSfr8Ys0B

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Michael

@mzhao8

5 months

Climbing the wall of worry: - ETH has been a hated asset for the past year, hasn't enjoyed idiosyncratic tailwinds that BTC and SOL had - Fading every ETH/BTC bounce has been conditioned into every market participant - ETH 19b4 discussion then approval caught everyone sidelined

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Michael

@mzhao8

6 months

Everyone should read the @RAILGUN_Project docs - very cool how it works under the hood Also privacy needs to come back into the conversation - it’s half the reason crypto is here to begin with.

vitalik.eth

@VitalikButerin

6 months

Privacy is normal. Railgun uses the privacy pools protocol ( ) which makes it much harder for bad actors to join the pool without compromising users' privacy.

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

Honestly I've never experienced something as satisfying or meaningless as a game of cornhole

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Michael

@mzhao8

1 year

2/ In 2022 Ben Hunt ( @EpsilonTheory ) wrote a piece called 'Hollow Men, Hollow Markets, Hollow World,' and tries to capture this sense of emptiness/the reasons why we found ourselves here to begin with.

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

"Dude wikipedia is actually a reliable source" -teens

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

It's a sad day when you finally realize you've been using your Ti-nspire more than your phone

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

*leans in* Me: Do you guys have a secret menu ;) ? Nurse: for the last time sir, this is a hospital

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Michael

@mzhao8

3 years

Quick thread on Osmosis (1/n)

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Michael

@mzhao8

11 years

"Stalker" is a harsh word. I prefer "valentine"

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

Now watch me whip http://t.co/AjoC7xJXFI

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

If Sunday was a human, it'd probably sigh all the time.

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

My study break has lasted approximately 72 hours

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 years

Finally getting some recognition

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 years

Me constantly

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Michael

@mzhao8

1 year

One of the most fried/based youtube tutorials I've seen; dude completely Ignores the fact that there's a yfinance api and makes a while True loop that continuously scrapes the yahoo finance webpage to get the real time price

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

Stealth baptisms at pool parties

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Michael

@mzhao8

11 years

@Katelyn_Daviii that's not because of the snow though...

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

If senior year could be described in one jpeg, http://t.co/47rqsyp8OH

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Michael

@mzhao8

2 years

@0xHamz @BillAckman :(

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Michael

@mzhao8

6 months

Was curious about why the RBN AEVO gap existed despite 1:1 conversion in 18 days. Pretty large gap - RBN trading at 1.08 and AEVO at 1.52. Seems too obvious that one would short AEVO long RBN in order to close the gap Dug in a bit more and seems like most are spooked by the

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Michael

@mzhao8

6 years

My real name? Slippy

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

World's palest corn award goes to Chipotle

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 months

This is my quant

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

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Michael

@mzhao8

8 years

Computer, show me the worst news headline ever created

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

"Chouette Chouette Chouette Choue-" -chs french students

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Michael

@mzhao8

2 years

I am convinced @balajis is a time traveler this is him on voice vs exit, when participants are faced with declining quality of goods/services

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

I'm making so many new friends with my transition glasses

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 months

Best sentiment data/qualitative research tool in crypto

Yu Hu 🌊

@Punk9277

4 months

Today marks an important milestone in Kaito’s history. As unsexy as it may sound (especially in our industry), we’ve transitioned from a startup having to rely on venture capital funding to one that can stand on its own feet - yes, we've achieved profitability! On this special

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Michael

@mzhao8

3 months

what crypto is this

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Michael

@mzhao8

3 years

@nicdors @Cephii1 Just read this - apparently chai is going to pure fiat payments system?

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Michael

@mzhao8

11 years

carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natem - seize the ass

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 years

Almost to 13

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

Listening to migos while studying for finals has got to be one of the worst fucking decisions of 2014

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Michael

@mzhao8

11 years

LMAO zedong, Mao's funnier, lesser known cousin.

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Michael

@mzhao8

3 years

Implemented a sample contract that takes the in the ETH/USD price from the Chainlink docs. priceFeed is an AggregatorV3Interface instance that points to confused how latestRoundData in the contract above returns the price?

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Michael

@mzhao8

3 months

sentiment: low expectations: low supply dynamics: good key sellers: restaked participants: offsides downside: limited

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

Fall break felt like jumping into a bubbling vat of pumpkin spice ayahuasca

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

http://t.co/y2ZFFfnNob

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Michael

@mzhao8

3 months

Awaiting @thiccyth0t ‘s return

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Michael

@mzhao8

5 years

@sandykory Read on cb insights that avg. sq foot per member is 50sf, but avg annual rev per member is >$6000. Insane

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Michael

@mzhao8

3 years

@PinkPoloShorts we did 2 jv's with them - they are work horses

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

Girl in my psych class has been humming smashmouth for 8 weeks straight

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Michael

@mzhao8

8 years

Worst thing about life is how placebos lose their effect after someone tells you that theyre placebos

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

http://t.co/qjuxdhb0nn

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

How many children does Zuckerberg plan on having?

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

I remember very vividly the day Ian Finley prevented me from putting Satan jokes in our English presentation

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

I just had a nightmare swim season started tomorrow... son of a bitch! It is tomorrow!

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

@_krishnapathak SAYS THE SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENT WHO HAS YET TO PARTICIPATE IN A SINGLE SPIRIT DAY

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Michael

@mzhao8

2 years

updated model for ETH's annual issuance post-merge. assumptions for demand/tips based from

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Michael

@mzhao8

11 years

Bi-Curious George

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Michael

@mzhao8

2 years

High level thoughts on the binance acq of ftx - apparently the liquidity hole that needs to be filled >$1bn?

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Michael

@mzhao8

3 months

Others/BTC back to June 2023 levels

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Michael

@mzhao8

11 years

why didnt Kanye name his daughter Kanye

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Michael

@mzhao8

6 months

Real easy way to get exposure to DePIN is get two pairs of STEPN shoes and start walking on all fours for 8 hours a day

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Michael

@mzhao8

11 years

"I got 95 problems and the church is all of them"-Martin Luther

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

What I saw in the 9th circle of Hell http://t.co/3TyEyUtmnm

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

@marycaltrider *slips 10 foutzbucks into your hands*

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Michael

@mzhao8

11 years

making up hella low grades with hella high calories

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

Model UN was exhilarating. Reading 20 pages about government bureaucracy isn't. #babycomeback #vumun #withdrawal #grunge #glenbrooksouth

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

My favorite anime is Cory in the House

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Michael

@mzhao8

5 months

Bull markets climb a wall of worry; bear markets slide down a river of hope

Michael

@mzhao8

5 months

Climbing the wall of worry

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

Wisdom teeth removal is probably the closest thing I'll get to real life time travel

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 years

@PythiaR Kafka on the shore- Murakami Stress test - geithner The Singapore story - Lee Kuan Yew Automating the boring stuff with Python - sweigart Stories of your life and others - Chiang

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Michael

@mzhao8

11 years

Trig Substitutions and Integrals were spawned in the deepest, darkest levels of Hell.

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 years

@EstateRanger Such a large part of the basis in class B/C MF is the CapEx - it’s a moat to have someone on your team get accurate numbers

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Michael

@mzhao8

5 months

dispersion

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Michael

@mzhao8

9 years

*mouth slowly filling with a pool of my own blood* DENTIST: Don't forget to floss!

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Michael

@mzhao8

11 years

white guys with dreadlocks are the real enemy

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

Memes ruined my life

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Michael

@mzhao8

4 years

Starting to run more and it sucks, but it's sucking less

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Michael

@mzhao8

3 months

@nope_its_lily This is the type of stuff that loses him the election. Digging themselves into a deeper hole

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

@BobbyG_13 wowzers! a cleverly composed tweet that humorously victimizes yourself by acknowledging Shawn Oakman's large/threatening frame!

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Michael

@mzhao8

3 months

Kinda want to fade this move but might be midcurving - typically things in tradfi take days to unwind. Need to take a look at usdjpy + historical unwind moves

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Michael

@mzhao8

10 years

Exactly 7:50 tomorrow: http://t.co/N2cPBXRCd9