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Drew Monson

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Drew Monson
2 years
I was just trying to make beats like what the fuck?
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2 years
Photo of Zendaya & Tom seen in Boston earlier today!
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7 years
I WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE AND
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Drew Monson
2 years
If anyone is curious, they came in for about 15 minutes, got a mocha frappe to share and then left. Tom has restless leg syndrome. I didn’t hear much but Zendaya definitely said “Euphoria is crazy” and Tom went "You're telling me" lol
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Drew Monson
7 years
My mom 15 years ago looks exactly like me now??
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Drew Monson
6 years
It hurts my feelings when people ask me “are you okay” Of course I’m okay. I have a big ass
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Drew Monson
5 years
Starting to accept my body. I also accept Visa, MasterCard, and Apple Pay!
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Drew Monson
6 years
Bird: Squawk Me: Exactly and you have every right to say that
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Drew Monson
7 years
"IT" is a pretty mean guy but if you turn him backwards he's just "T.I." and wants you to Live your life
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6 years
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6 years
My gf just said “I stan you” on the phone..idk if I should say it back :(
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Drew Monson
5 years
Sick of the lies
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Drew Monson
6 years
It’s really hard to not get chubby
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Drew Monson
5 years
After I die I want my funeral to be postponed like 3 times so people keep thinking about me
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Drew Monson
7 years
True as hell
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Drew Monson
6 years
The fact that i had a 1/365 chance of having the same birthday as Ariana Grande and i did it is just magical. I was only 0 years and I really did that
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Drew Monson
6 years
I had a slight anxiety attack last night where I was very sure I was gonna die. Turns out, I woke up and i hadn’t died. Let that be a lesson to you... I will never die
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Drew Monson
5 years
Honestly I respect it
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Drew Monson
6 years
Don’t fucking deny it
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Drew Monson
6 years
Much to think about.
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Drew Monson
7 years
My therapist said I should start ending my sentences with my favorite things about myself my ass.
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Drew Monson
6 years
I’m so happy to be making videos again. It really gives some meaning to my life!!!!! Thank you for watching them if you do it really means a lot to me 😊
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Drew Monson
6 years
I’m a baby 👶 I like donuts 🍩 I get angry 😡 I love being a nerd 🤓 I will die one day ☠️ I hope I graduate 🎓
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Drew Monson
7 years
He looks so relaxed. I wish I could be like him. Sorry, feeling emotional tonight.
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Drew Monson
6 years
It feels like just yesterday that Alex was from target
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Drew Monson
6 years
Sometimes I get extremely upset that The Biebs hasn’t released an album in a few years. I kick the wall, I scream at family members, and I cry. But then I remember, Justin is a husband now. He is chilling with his wife and having BBQs. And frankly that’s beautiful
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Drew Monson
7 years
I wish before I entered any social situation a random guy would come in and whisper “Hey, go easy on the kid, will ya?” to each person separately
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Drew Monson
6 years
Impressing women.
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Drew Monson
5 years
I’m so confused
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Drew Monson
6 years
Podcast coming soon...
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6 years
It sucks but sometimes it’s totally okay to feel sad, you just have to try your best to accept that feeling, and if you can, try doing something else while you feel that way So instead of being in bed being sad maybe try taking a walk and being sad. Just kidding No I’m serious
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Drew Monson
6 years
Nothing sadder than your phone alarm going off for a Nap That Never Was
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Drew Monson
7 years
Hey fuck wads, What the dick is up? :D
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Drew Monson
6 years
I am running out of money. I can’t stop putting GoPros on birds. I don’t even try to retrieve the footage. I just want them to be filmmakers.
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In sad news, my grandmother Dorothy is in hospice and not doing well. This pic is from a couple months ago..I’ll miss her so much. If anyone knows her from my videos and wants to tweet me something I could read her, I thought that might be nice. She’s always loved the comments
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Drew Monson
7 years
Person: Are you okay? Me: Yeah not bad! Me inside: I would like a chocolate milkshake please
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6 years
I’m finally happy
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Drew Monson
5 years
I got this shirt on eBay it was 20 dollars and i think it used to belong to a McDonald’s employee I didn’t wash it
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Drew Monson
7 years
If you wake up before 8am you are legally allowed to sing Ariana Grande’s Dangerous Woman as loud as you want to a stranger of your choice
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Drew Monson
5 years
No one: Drew Monson: So I have depression
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Drew Monson
6 years
Yep.
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Drew Monson
6 years
Michael Cera just tell us if you’re okay
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Drew Monson
7 years
Jared Leto spent 7 years living in sewers to help prepare Bill Skarsgård for the role of Pennywise
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Drew Monson
6 years
I’ve been really struggling with anxiety and depression lately but honestly this is what being in your 20s is all about! :D
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Drew Monson
5 years
My body is fucked up and ridiculous. But damn can I shake that thing
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Drew Monson
6 years
I love Dr. Seuss books...Stan I am
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Drew Monson
7 years
Just talked to my dad and he said yes! “Stiches” by Shawn Mendes will be played at my funeral!!! 😃
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Drew Monson
6 years
Just met the Minions at target. Asked for a pic and they were super rude and stuck up. Disappointed and confused
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Drew Monson
6 years
There are a lot of mother fuckers on earth...
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Drew Monson
6 years
Thought I’d end up with Sean
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Drew Monson
6 years
Holy shit! I just found out my mom is a famous actress! Has anyone heard of “Halsey”?
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Drew Monson
7 years
No one believes in gender equality more than whoever separates the pants at Goodwill.
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Drew Monson
7 years
Shakespeare sucks. never wrote a damn book in his life. Kevin Jonas wrote over 340 songs by age 9
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Drew Monson
6 years
What’s up dumbasses??? I’m kidding, you guys are cute 😀 Just kidding nerds 😂
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Drew Monson
6 years
Me
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6 years
I wonder if the cashiers at my local McDonald’s like me...they seem to smile when i come in. Ah who am i kidding..they’re fake like everyone else in this town.
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Drew Monson
6 years
I’m in a hotel with my mom and she said i was talking in my sleep and saying “I have friends....but I don’t know if they like me” 😃
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Drew Monson
6 years
I don’t look good from the front, back, or either side. But birds eye view? Forget about it.
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7 years
Imagine she's spinning like a basketball :)
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5 years
Happy Easter!
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Drew Monson
6 years
Life is too complicated. I should have just been a local
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7 years
I’m sorry, the old bird can’t come to the perch right now. Why? Because he’s nesting! :)
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Drew Monson
7 years
I act like sponge bob. That’s why I can’t get a job
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6 years
Happy Saturday
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7 years
Is Tarzan real? I've never told anyone this but I think my dad is Tarzan and I am Tarzan Jr. Might delete this soon
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Drew Monson
6 years
Congratulations to my turtle
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Drew Monson
5 years
MESSAGE TO ALL ZODIAC SIGNS: Stay inside today. It is bad news all around.
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Drew Monson
5 years
I can’t believe they made a whole movie about sonic the hedgehog and when people said he was ugly they were like “oh sorry :/ nvm..” Let people be ugly!! Especially animals. I’d watch a movie about an ugly animal. It’s not like scooby doo is super hot
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Drew Monson
6 years
New video!!
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My grandma just yelled at me on the phone because I didn’t see The Shape of Water
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Drew Monson
6 years
Say what you like about Momo, she always texts back
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Drew Monson
5 years
WHY CAN’T PEOPLE JUST LET ME LIVE with them? I can’t pay rent
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Drew Monson
5 years
I love when I have caffeine in the morning of a day I didn’t know was going to be sad yet and then I have Turbo Depression
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Drew Monson
6 years
If you don’t like my tweets, unfollow me! Just kidding, muting will work just fine and it will have no effect on my clout.
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Drew Monson
6 years
when all you got to keep is strong Move along, move along like I know ya do And even when your hope is gone Move along, move along just to make it through
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5 years
I voted for Bernie Sanders to be honest
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6 years
I really snapped when I was born
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6 years
My cat doesn’t even care that I’m chubby. In fact, he loves it!
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Drew Monson
6 years
Ugh my Dad wants to be cool soo bad he literally just went to the DMV and changed his name to Post Malone
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Drew Monson
7 years
So proud of myself. I used to be terrified of bees, but today I picked one up, put it on my face, and let it sting me 4 times!
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Drew Monson
5 years
Yeah smoking is cool..if you think DYING is cool. Oh u do? Well how does HELL sound? Damn it u like that too? Fuck.
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Drew Monson
5 years
No one: Santa:
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7 years
Pennywise impression from IT (2017)
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6 years
Wtf. I’m not getting any money from this
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7 years
Feeling kinda goof tonight might delete later
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6 years
New shirt
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Drew Monson
3 years
Who does this to someone?
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Drew Monson
7 years
Just played a super intimate show at Good Will. Thank you to all the cashiers that came out to aisle 7.
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Drew Monson
6 years
My turtle is the exact opposite of me: small, respectful and loves lettuce. I am large, rude and a total romaine hater
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2 years
Just got diagnosed
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7 years
I get more “Drew are you okay” replies than Retweets
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7 years
Good advice from Mom with a questionable emoji
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6 years
The bus stops here pal
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7 years
For those worried I am tweeting to much, please understand my confidence will crash in under an hour.
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7 years
Did you hear Lele Pons changed her name to LeLeLe Pons
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6 years
“And for a moment there, I swear I was queen.” - The last line of my book
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2 years
I am so sorry
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@mytoecold Hey folks, hate to break it to you, but that is actually me. I was doing work for @Chillhopdotcom and my music label @LoDiscoMusic . Tom and Zendaya were very good company haha
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Drew Monson
7 years
Stopped seeing my therapist because he kept asking me for money at the end. Seemed tacky
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7 years
Harry Styles here. I know, it's odd. Haha. But just wanted to say something I wasn't comfortable tweeting on my main account: I love pot
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