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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Dear @nytimes Just saw the ad for Nairobi Bureau Chief and I really think I'm the man for the job. Kind Regards, Nene.

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@munenemwarania

5 years

St Ives Scrub Review #103

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@munenemwarania

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@KareraRehema @nytimes I hope it counts in my application 😂😂

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

1 year

first time my name's on the big screen. nice.

ShyOlympia 🇷🇼🇰🇪

@shyolympia

1 year

I enjoyed watching our film, kama kawa @nyokafimacharia Kazi safi.

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@munenemwarania

5 years

KATAMBEE!! @CapitalFMKenya @Nxville_ke @MissMandii

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@munenemwarania

5 years

@PaulBisceglio

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

11 years

Son Of God the film...the story of christ has never been so powerful and beautiful... #thegospellikeneverbefore

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Ukisimama kununua pizza pale view point Naivasha.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

2 years

@Ngartia Nimeweka simu kwa charger isizime Rihanna akinuvutia 😂😂

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Dad: *sends me video of why having my wallet in my back pocket will hurt my spine*

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

@muthoniDQ

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

3 years

@_MangoPai_ @KENT4890 If this all I ever do, I'm good!! 😂😂

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

This is Chris kaiga's world and we're just living in it.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

Turns out Rhumba ya Juja has always been ya maboy...

Jared 'Yared' Gichohi

@jaredgmaina

4 years

Man on Bike /// 1967* colourised Present day Kalimoni(Juja), Kenya. Photo courtesy @irungu_

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

6 years

I genuinely feel like I'm at my creative peak at this period. Like everything I write I'm really pleased by (which is so rare). So what better time to start on a new TV show that'll me have totally hooked?

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

6 years

When the waitress at Kilimanjaro brings chicken Biryani for 16 and you just wanted a plate.

WAINAINA 🎨

@ed_wainaina

6 years

When they said “I’ll get back to you “ and it’s been 3 years 💀

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

This on the same night as Joan Kubai is just...

M A G U N G A

@theMagunga

4 years

@StateHouseKenya are you watching?

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@munenemwarania

4 years

@SookieMurage Grammarly has the most chest tbh!! Kwanza it corrects Kenyan names like tulizaliwa pamoja!!!

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

@Gachanja_ @nytimes Class of 2012!!

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Self care ndio form!!! 💀💀

RonnyOnkeo

@OnkeoRonny

5 years

Aye @munene_mwarania at what point ndio mtu huskia ‘Shieeeet’? I’m still waiting 👀😂🤷🏾‍♂️

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Oh so we doing this?? Bet.

The LAM Sisterhood

@sisterhood_lam

5 years

Dear @nytimes We made this for you Love, LAM #bureauchiefniwewe

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Modern sapere culture and its reverence/proximity to whiteness always has me confused.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

You can't trust Ngong road Boys with anything...😭

Constant Cap

@ConstantCap

4 years

All this because a Changerian was found in a bar.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Dis da same idea as when our brothers from the mountain claim to have a biological business gene.

#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia

@wmnjoya

5 years

"When basic needs are met, it’s easier to be creative; when you know you have a safety net, you are more willing to take risks. " For the "create your own jobs" bullshitters

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Dad walking out of church with the elders then seeing me who slept the whole service...

E-zrael Ani

@EzraelAni

5 years

🤣 Whose child is this?! 😂 😂

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

.... ni allergy ya vumbi mom! & other stories.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Wanavokali is repping mad on the show!! Looks like they could give SA a run for their money....

Wanavokali

@wanavokali

5 years

🔥🔥🔥

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

8 years

Our panel on cultural diplomacy is representative of a new wave of strong Kenyan female professionals. #CreativeNations #Sweden @Kenya

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

844 dragged some of us down. Great actor and rugby player then C in KCSE and that messed me big time. Education should not be compulsory.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

Mark me absent and give me zero 😭😭😭😭😭

Riki Gathariki

@riki_is_msanii

4 years

Slaps!!!! Especially ukipaka mkate BB na Sukuma ikuwe moto ndio BB imelt!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

9 years

@Sterling_Q can't wait fir the show. #DreamgirlsKE

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Wakadinali/Ndani ya Cockpit II

Essay | Assignment Help™

@freelancers02

5 years

You are to self quarantine for 14 days while only listening to one musician's collection or album. Which East African artiste/album do you choose?

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Like Kenyans are responsible for systemic religion. We keep blaming individuals for systemic issues. Ensuring we can always perform public anger at the state of things but never actually commit to action.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

No 1 reason why this city remains our country's weaklink.

Kellie

@RookieKE

5 years

Nairobi Kenyans really believe that the rest of the country Kenyans are stupid

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Meeeen. It is a miracle black boys can be happy at all. A hug to every black man out there we have to create a future that's a little easier to live/breathe in.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

@afro_nala @nytimes 😂😂😂. Now that you mentioned it...

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

Barcelona wametandikwa _______

kamzy

@Kamzy___

4 years

“Ka fucking” as used in a sentence “hiyo class ilikuwa long ka fucking”

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

2 years

@jafcv2 This!! plus everyone keeps insisting the secret to Mikel's miracle at the N5 is just time. like if you give any manager 3 years you get a title fighting team. They think we're lucky to be here. They'll soon learn tho.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

6 years

@theMagunga The confidence to work past crippling self doubt and produce art that changes the world; also a MacBook.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

2 years

Mtu aambie fame wa ASAP niko redi kupiga jara.

Wanja

@eyepencils

2 years

Petition to have Munene as the Face of Fenty @munenemwarania @fentykenya

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Save. The. Date.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

6 years

Racism. The logic is racism.

HotepSun

@HotepSun

6 years

Why is a Kenyan in America called an immigrant but an American in Kenya an expat? What's the logic here?

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

2 years

😭😭😭😭🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Kenya Film Commission

@kenyafilmcomm

2 years

See the full list here 👇

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

My show will be picked up by @MaishaMagicEast

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@JoyKwendo

5 years

Speak into existence what you desire this week . ✨

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

6 years

This is my energy rn

Mūrūthi

@Ngartia

6 years

You don’t have to fill the silence with words.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

6 years

Me: high as hell, well into the second hour of explaining to my mom why Bob Marley was killed by the Cia. Also Me:

captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪

@luhyaheat

6 years

Eii It's hard😭 I regret all the things I've said Hii Barcelona watatuua

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Tuforgive oh great mhenga. Walah bin Walah. Swahili Sensei. Great sage of language to disease comparisons. Spare us from your wrath Lugha Lord.

stevanović

@supportsteven

5 years

Kenyan Swahili is literally a cancer

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

I think this is the same way Ngugi thinks of his legacy but I'm sorry to that man. 👀👀

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

My fore father's were killed by the British Armed Forces for existing. Me thinks they'd have preferred a milk shake.

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

5 years

This elderly gentleman served in the British armed forces for 22 years. Today he was manning a Brexit Party polling station when he was attacked & had milkshake thrown all over him. All because he wants the result of a democratic referendum to be honoured. Disgusting.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Me and Gor Mahia combined have won 20 KPL titles but I like to stay humble 💀💀

BBC Radio 5 Live

@bbc5live

5 years

Andy Murray will partner Serena Williams in the mixed doubles at #Wimbledon 🎾 Their combined titles: Australian 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 French 🏆🏆🏆 Wimbledon 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 US 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Olympics 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 👏👏👏 #5livebreakfast | #bbctennis

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Went to school with this brother. Mans had really just had it, that's it. That's the tweet.

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

5 years

25-year-old Brian Kibet, an engineering student at JKUAT, jumped over State House gate a day after posting threats on Facebook. Police shot him on the shoulder to incapacitate him after he defied an order to surrender. He was armed with a knife...

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Someone notify the traditional European leaders that we expect tax from next week.

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@MarigaThoithi

5 years

The discovery of River Gulu in London by Sir Milton is one of the greatest discoveries of modern expeditions. The Imperial Kenyan NW Europe company will take over from here and save the natives from their primitivity starting with taking their land to help them manage it better

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Munene the owner of taking no shit and life changing sex.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

2 years

@ibnalyyaman Saw some writing on yt folk response to climate change and how they are finding out that a valid survival response for people in hotter climates is to simply do less shit. So the very idea of 'laziness' is acc based on willful racist ignorance!!

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

3 years

@doug_yegon @CalebManywele

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

6 years

"Unapata mtoi wako anazaliwa na dreadi"

captain CHARISMA 🇰🇪

@luhyaheat

6 years

Oyaaah! So a lot of people have constantly said men don't like discussing man issues or like we don't have a platform that does that for men so we decided to give it a shot!! First episode drops tomorrow! Follow @mancaveke !! This will be bomb af!

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉!! It's officially stan szn!!!

SAUTI SOL

@sautisol

4 years

It's here! #MidnightTrain OUT NOW!

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

Retweeting for those seated at the back.

NJRGE

@_Ukwazi

4 years

All I'm saying is, I know a couple fellows myself included that could shift and set standards in the film scene here at home in 3 years with same resources as than what the foreign saviors have done in 10 years and make 2wice as happy artists.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

1 year

@spectrumphysic seems then mikel has really lucked out managing to go 36 epl games before becoming a 'tactics board' coach. let's hope he can do 38 next season.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

2 years

@ustadh_ @ChantsFc @GafferN5 the ashburton energy all the way in Mombasa Kenya!!

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

Mutahi Kagwe aamue mbaya mbaya press conference next-

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

1 year

@LehmannsTerms_ Talk now my brooo!!! There's a reson he's the gaffer and we're on twitter. Where did he copy the goal from???

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

5 years

Drop a rare picture of you at work

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

@rasmengesha23 We were already dealing with enough in 2020 without this 😭😭😭

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

6 years

#NewProfilePic

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

@Misskihoro

Olivia Ambani - Better Than Just Fine (Official Video) #emPawa100...

Watch the official video from Olivia Ambani #emPawa100 entry, Better Than Just Fine. Download & Stream Here: https://empawaafrica.lnk.to/OliviaAmbaniBetterTh...

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

@__sammich__ I think we refrain from speaking ill of the dead not because we fear death/dead but because of empathy to the mourning. And I understand the need to extend this empathy to survivors too. What do you think would be a geniune way to show this duality?

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Baboon zinapanga squad fiti zinaingia court game ianze alafu wazito wanaleta mbaya mbaya.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

I swear the colonialists are always on some fuckery...

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

If only my old man knew this stuff he forced us to do all through the 2000s would make him a cultural icon in the 2020s.

K24 TV

@K24Tv

5 years

Worship re-engineered: Families worship at home #Punchline

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Ati 200 votes?? Hawa hawajui we have Tharaka Nithi? It's coming hooome!!!

Wanavokali

@wanavokali

5 years

What are incredible journey #amazingvoicesafrica has been. We made it to the finals!! Now you can vote: Go to , register and cast 200 votes (with your phone and laptop) Thanks for your continued love. Mwah! 😚❤

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Me: Mom, teacher alisema tununue drawing book. Mom: Comes home with an A2 book. Me: Teacher alisema A4. Mom:

Dr. Njoki Ngumi

@njokingumi

5 years

My bank account to me:

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

This is the content I'm here for...

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

6 years

Bro: Zako zimeripoti? Me: Niko poa. Bro: Me:

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

@CallMeMufasa @arnow_arts Coast captain

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Why is this tweet stepping on my throat??

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

Hi, I'm unfinished.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

1 year

@rafsenal phase 3 bro. being on par with their bst at phase 3 isn't half bad. we have 2 more levels to hit.

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@munenemwarania

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

6 years

@gufydox Oxnard- A. Paak Roots x Wings - IMI High as Hope - Florence and the Machine East Atlanta Love Letter - 6LACK

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

I want me one of these someday.

Shadow and Act

@shadowandact

5 years

. @DanaiGurira signs major deal to create, write, produce and develop projects at ABC Studios:

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

@Kigo_Njagi and his physical performance would be miles better than spade. it would reduce that realiance on the monologues give them a new life even. 🎯

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

@kaelinellis @scar_mkadinali hii inangoja ukuje umalize kazi!!!

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

2 years

@CurranBoP we are about to start banter with madristas....we are well and truly back.

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

If the yts were so interested in their languages being spoken correctly maybe they should have brought them without the guns.

captain hook 🪝

@owenkk7

5 years

I'm not opening my mouth to pronounce carrefour as "kafoo" I'll "karrifour" you niggas to death, carre gani?

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

Man's was tough as nails from abroad all our childhood. Small small kick now he's been attacked.

TMZ

@TMZ

5 years

Arnold Schwarzenegger Attacked in Africa, Drop-Kicked From Behind

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

3 years

@paushinski 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾. Ningekuwa na products ningeweka more reviews! 😂

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

@popo_njoroge_ Ummm no we ain't!! And we are loving it!!!

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

Scamming as reparations. I stan. 😂

Anarchy, MSc

@_LeonieMills

4 years

I was watching a documentary about online scammers and they interviewed people in Ghana and asked them why they do it. 😭😭😭

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

4 years

Gufy's best piece yet!!! 😂😂😂

STAKABADDIE

@gufydox

5 years

Day 6 of working from home. I decided to ape all Kenyan Spoken Word artistes 😂😂😂. Tag them!

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

5 years

💀💀 The patriarchy is moving mad in these streets!!

James Raballah Jakendu Bay

@Rabs1989

5 years

Our grandmothers were taking approximately 6 hours when cooking foods such as fish, meat and many others , the women of today (Whatsapp generated women) takes maximum of 30 minutes to cook the same foods plus ugali. Cancer will still be part of us

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elewa swali

@munenemwarania

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black folk constantly relegated to being shegged then dignified. My head is hot man.