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Tombombadil

@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@HTohtz @courtmaloney Herbert this is Twitter not therapy go away

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@denzelcurry Imagine dragging kids for their lingo and not being able to spell *you’re* correctly

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@vulnicuravirgo Ok but imagine if HER breath stank and you’d have to sit there and smell it lol

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Il primo hashtag trending in Italia oggi è - a distanza di oltre un anno da inizio pandemia - ancora #DittaturaSanitaria Che paese disagiato. Vecchio, analfabeta funzionale, retrogrado e disagiato.

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@justcameron People in the comments are y’all okay? If I’m having a breakdown and a stranger came to me with a half baked feel good quote knowing 0 about my situation, yea, it would be frustrating and uncalled for. Say you’re sorry for whatever it is I’m going through or just be quiet.

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@mulletlanaboi

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@CAdreamboy Tbh it looks like they’d be more focused on themselves performing than their partner enjoying so idk I’d say a 5 out of 10

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@carlomugno @HTohtz @courtmaloney ROFL 🤣 you got me king 👑 🖤

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@Hannahcaf @Liamjsm Lmao people really be out here unable to see some half assed photoshop

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@mulletlanaboi

3 years

@WTFDOlKN0W @LanaDelRey I don’t like to play the grammar nazi card but if you’re dragging the queen then well learn to write *you’re* not that old either

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@IAmThomasKrause @missunitedface Swifties are so self conscious because their fave is a Lana copycat that they feel threatened and must put Lana in the middle of something that’s totally unrelated. You’ll never see a Lana stan do sh*t like this when Lana puts out music because well it’s actual good music.

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@mulletlanaboi

4 months

@agapelena_ aprite le orecchie ok? NON TUTTE LE DISABILITÀ SONO VISIBILI PUNTO. (senza contare che con ogni probabilità questa gente mi insulterebbe - come minimo - se mi vedesse baciare il mio ragazzo quindi no, possono stare in piedi grazie ciao) 🤗

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@iambebet @HaleyMH3 @cresswxrths Well one of the lines from the book goes ‘The yearning for him is like hunger, hollowing me. Somewhere his soul waits, but it is nowhere I can reach. Bury us, and mark our names above. Let us be free. His ashes settle among mine, and I feel nothing.’ - I cried at that

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@plsslana The tits, the c0ck, the way I suck it all comes down to make the sound of my… gawk gawk

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@iIyboy … was wearing a prosthetic p*nis and everyone went crazy

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@mulletlanaboi

3 years

@sclfej Excuse me this?

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@historyinmemes The way the camera was zooming out I was like damn that’s high then it kept zooming out and I was like ok that must be it now but no it kept going 😅😅

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@mulletlanaboi

1 year

@candynecklace63 There’s also another deluxe version only digital with an additional song called “did you know nobody moves anymore when you write urgent with siren emoji”

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@banditlikemee Lana hasn’t sung about cocaine or drugs for years now ugh y’all need to stop this 😫

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@mulletlanaboi

5 years

@elemontgomery @ultrasubversive @LanaDelReyFans @pitchfork It lacked nothing. She was just ahead of her time and Pitchfork - like many others - weren’t ready to let a woman challenge the status quo. Pitchfork will never admit to it.

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@mulletlanaboi

7 months

@WHITEH0TPEPPERS Norman f€cking rockwell mv 🥰

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@JoshDixonTweets Her voice is just so calming and soothing

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@gabbienose @saIvaatore @SelenaXveniceB @lanasmysoulmate imagine your life being THAT boring I- 😅 can’t relate

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@mulletlanaboi

1 year

@skylerflexes @Andrew_TWK1 I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that you put that dildo all the way up to your stomach or that some people believe it’s real 💀

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@mulletlanaboi

7 months

@fukksleip3 This looks fake af

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@mulletlanaboi

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@Salwan_Momika1 you’re so pathetic omg

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@mulletlanaboi

4 months

@bufools ha voluto pagare la cena come esempio di cosa carina 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@OrganaMeliflora @nicolecoyle5 I read it twice to make sure this dumb ass reply made sense. It doesn’t make sense.

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@mulletlanaboi

1 year

@IVSeaVI @SantaPegatina @muscomusic @PicturesFoIder You can definitely spot the people who are unable to live in society in this thread 🤡

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@mulletlanaboi

5 months

@ROBCRAVEE does she ever act real? she’s so performative

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@CinamonSlut Well this was a very aggressive tweet I wasn’t expecting to read

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@Valenti71423830 @siskoolaid @keyon Really? Black communities? I waited tables for 3 years in Angel, Islington which is a very posh, very white neighbourhood in London, and the amount of entitled a$$holes acting up like this were a daily occurrence. Just say you’re a racist and go.

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@mulletlanaboi

10 months

@fagiotinii @noxbrainer That’s because they’re lying for clout? 💀

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@mulletlanaboi

3 years

@lraetalks @Balegde_ LMFAO Lorde paved a way for herself and changed pop music? Girl sit down Lorde wouldn’t even exist without Lana, Lana walked so Lorde and the others could run.

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@shannonsharpeee “It was in that moment that the man feared for his heart.”

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@artpopfad The way you used cocc alternate 💀 as you should

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@mulletlanaboi

3 years

@dracky2_ You must be one of the Summertime Sadness remix connoisseurs lmao

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@Weege001 @aggie_panda Oh okay so thousands of people experience all sort of different illnesses but you alone have suffered no issues and it’s all a lie. The world doesn’t revolve around your experience alone. 🤡

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@mulletlanaboi

3 years

@mohsin__s1 It won’t look as good when pigeons take massive shits on it every other day and you’ll have to get it cleaned

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@mulletlanaboi

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@itszaeok The first one needs tidying up but it has potential. Once you get it up and running, with some fairy lights and the right furniture it can get warm and cosy. The second one will never not be cold, plain and just generally unwelcoming.

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@mulletlanaboi

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@arttavana Then they tried to save face 10 years later when people started to acknowledge her talent and gave it a 7.8 and didn’t even apologise for the original author’s obvious bias and shortsightedness. Embarrassing.

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@mulletlanaboi

3 years

@mimiszcaution Don’t I love it when people with a Beyoncé pfp get defensive and start dragging other people because they like alt artists? That was actually a pretty good stan list you’re just kinda tasteless 💀

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@mulletlanaboi

1 year

@honeymounz This is the third show and the third time she was late. If there is someone who has taken something away from us it’s Lana. Ngl she needs to get her act together because this looks bad and unprofessional. Glastonbury isn’t some Midwest farm festival bowing to her.

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@velvetropic She did the best thing she could possibly do to silence the haters. Disabling comments. She doesn’t have to prove anything, those of us who love her know where she stands. All the others fake fans *on Monday they destroy me but by Friday I’m revived*

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@inmycarradio @PrietoEuge What are you proud about? It’s not like you painted them.

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@mulletlanaboi

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@HTohtz @courtmaloney 14k lol long live Herbert also wear a mask 💙🙏🏻

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@mulletlanaboi

1 year

@thegoddesskunt @melodramapop However upsetting your behaviour is, I hope one day you will find the confidence you are so desperate for and someone to notice you. No one who feels truly seen and loved by friends and family would do this. You’re unhappy and it shows and I hope this will change soon.

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@KellyKilfeather @PopCrave And does that make her statement any less true? Nobody knows you or your pet, of course it’s not “pet coverage”. However when people who have whole careers on tiktok post something over and over and it becomes viral no matter how biased then yes, it’s coverage.

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@mulletlanaboi

7 months

@oceanblvdvinyl No because I am NOT gonna say what I thought the middle top picture was 😭

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@radioladiorobin @LanaDelRey Ma’am you don’t mess around with this fandom

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@Sikho_Somke So basically you are like any other person?

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@oldmny @taylorswift13 @LanaDelRey Omg she just keeps ripping off Lana ugh

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@loup1w Imagine going to a show with a whole a$$ typewriter lmao - screams pick me

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@mulletlanaboi

4 months

@PoliticalWhisky @evrrmxry cioè mi stai dicendo che il problema è la traduzione? perché secondo te nell’originale c’era scritto shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@ALICECOLOMBO5 @PrimeVideoIT Questa idea di società? Ma quanti anni hai, 600?

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@asmanahst2 @StrangerNews11 Not you saying it’s better to kill off a character just because they’re portrayed as suffering and sad than to have them portraying suffering and sadness. Are you okay friend?

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@trackeleven_ @MartinGarrix Someone is going to get their account reported if this is fake news lemme report real quick just in case I get blocked 💀 don’t play with my feelings

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@mulletlanaboi

9 months

@slow_developer @PicturesFoIder The way people are saying “duh pasta” as if “tycomf” and “to cheer you up my friend” matched 💀

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@mulletlanaboi

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@LanasScientist people get it mixed up because it is mixed up, it started as retro-futuristic and witchy but then it unfortunately shifted into 70ish hippyish (I believe as a consequence of label pushing her to become more mainstream after HM) so yeah, it’s both and it’s kinda messy

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@mulletlanaboi

3 years

@jdauniquexo1 @ManishLife_Ty She was about to drop the n word lol 😂

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@mulletlanaboi

3 months

@xi0nhao “il doppiaggio italiano è oGgEtTiVaMeNtE di altissima qualità” > casualmente sempre dichiarato da chi vede solo film doppiati in italiano 🥺

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@mulletlanaboi

3 years

@wildatchemtrail @LanaDelRey Her new album is not even out yet ! Jesus let this woman breathe

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@mulletlanaboi

1 year

@ajacksgomez sounds like projection also do that to me?

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@mulletlanaboi

7 months

@joshstrap13 Excuse me sir but I wasn’t expecting to be read like that I would like an apology

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@papafriskers @alecsphases @polofromthe305 You must be an all lives matter kind of person - be gone

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@Rafael_lynnn @polofromthe305 The other guy clearly - our boy is a TOP

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@mulletlanaboi

5 months

@ROBCRAVEE she literally posted slides of the Grammys and the last one is her holding a glock I mean 💀

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@asbabii @HTohtz @courtmaloney I might get to know people with similar taste and learn something interesting about music and stuff I care about. It’s no big deal really. 🖤

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@mulletlanaboi

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@LanaismPoland sorry but you were hella wrong. While she was there actually protesting because you know Insta is not real life, y’all were here judging her and demanding her to speak. The sensitive thing as a fan page is to apologise for promoting a judgemental attitude based on no facts.

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@sweeet_tii @Thickkyoncee @justcameron whatever the intentions, someone who is struggling with anxiety, mental health etc. can’t see that silver lining and it looks like you’re being pushed into feeling better which can cause more frustration. Good intentions don’t automatically translate to good actions.

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@LDRCRAVE I thought this was a d*ck lmao

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@LDRCRAVE Now THIS is what I want to see - Lana and St Vincent

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@mulletlanaboi

7 months

@Rencartx @IlNazionale Prendiamo tua mamma e tuo papà. Un bimbo fa mille domande, cosa gli vai a spiegare che tuo padre doveva sb0rrarsi in mano e farla ingoiare a tua madre così non dovevamo leggere queste tr0iate? No di certo. E infatti purtroppo ha svuotato e ora dobbiamo soffrire la tua ignoranza😔

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@mulletlanaboi

5 years

@LanaDelReyFans Why is this giving me Arctic Monkeys’ AM vibes? She’s been working with The Last Shadow Puppets imagine White Hot Forever sounding something like Lana meets AM? 😱

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@mulletlanaboi

3 years

@spaceymasey_ Yay toxicity at its finest

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@kaunaoaboy78 @ToxxicZombie Do you really think this is somehow attractive? It looks like Dawn of Chromatica’s album cover.🤢

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@mulletlanaboi

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@honeymounz While I agree that it doesn’t sound like “why am I staying” , it literally does make sense. Her man is violent and she even says she was such a fool for believing he would change his way hence “why is she staying?” It’s really that simple. 💀

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@KULONSITO @LanaDelRey Not even the Santa Ana winds moved me.

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@mulletlanaboi

3 years

@jesusisforfree LFL says hi

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@billboard @ladygaga @selenagomez Once again Lana Del Rey paving the way for all these celebs and not getting the credit she deserves

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@mulletlanaboi

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@legendaunbukha1 @ErikSolheim Lmao yea I’m sure that’s how it went down some god sat down with a bunch of fish one day and said ok class today we’re learning how to draw a circle in the sand so y’all can get some pussy

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@orhandelrey We all know the only album here that changed the music industry is Born To Die. Melanie and Halsey wouldn’t even exist without it and they’re derivative and Olivia is angsty pop which has been done over and over again with different faces throughout the years.

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@mulletlanaboi

5 years

@nfrdeluxe @DelReyLatest Because god acts in ways that we don’t understand.

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@mulletlanaboi

4 months

@irae_ne immagina essere così fuori dalla realtà da fare questo tipo di pensiero e scriverlo pure

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@mulletlanaboi

10 months

@_gmnr_ @austinoutloud I swear straggots is the best word that was ever created

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@migsb_Onlyfans it’s giving “closeted bottom trying to give off top energy and failing” type of aggression

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@mulletlanaboi

3 months

@oceanblvdvinyl that’s a wild guess from just a picture and a quote

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@loup1w We dreamed for a while. She just posted a whole a$$ country performance.

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@mulletlanaboi

4 months

@sxcchar1n_e @ROBCRAVEE girl I don’t know how to tell you 💀

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@sweezy____ and then Eminem hit back with an unreleased track called The Warning and Mariah was real quiet after that.

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@thedaviddoes ... but baby I just need one good one to stay

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@starz_ari_tea @LDRCRAVE It’s a boob you bigot

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@darregan @barebackcontess Somebody got stood up uh

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@mulletlanaboi

3 years

@irissvibes I have never for the life of me understood how people on average salaries throw wedding feasts worth thousands like where does that money come from? Have they been saving since they were 10? Are they maxing out their parents credit cards? I need answers.

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@mulletlanaboi

3 months

@aj_mc__ @melofknblonde let me fix this for you

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@mulletlanaboi

2 years

@likeatsdaydream @Lilrellu @LanaismPoland Do y’all swifties get a kick out of getting dragged?

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@mulletlanaboi

9 months

@LDRCRAVE I stan her but idk if knowing the bible verse for verse is a flex 😅

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@LanaDReyOnline I need a Cigarettes After Sex collab like now

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@mulletlanaboi

4 years

@tmntraphael11 @sarahschauer Imagine I assumed you had a nose job done and then went on to write an unsolicited tweet to you: "I don't mean any offense but is this a medical thing? In my mind it's to get a smaller nose? In that case... maybe try accepting you for who you are????? That's what you did.

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@mulletlanaboi

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@BoccardoReal @and_c1 @colecisti dEtErMiNaTe pReTeSe - le pretese : qualsiasi cosa che non sia strettamente legata a nutrirsi, spostarsi e lavorare. vi hanno letteralmente inculcato la mentalità dello schiavo e dite pure che va bene 🤡

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2010 2020

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