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@austinoutloud

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ageless body. timeless mind.

Richmond, VA
Joined February 2009
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@austinoutloud
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8 months
You walked into a bowling alley and looked that bowling alley bartender in the eye and ordered an Old Fashioned
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Ordered an old fashioned at the bowling alley last night and they looked me in the eye and handed me this
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@austinoutloud
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lol a guy called me a fag and I *retorted* KILL YOURSELF and his girlfriend *replied* DONT SAY THAT
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@austinoutloud
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3 years
Pfizer.... Moderna.... Johnson.... inject me, baby I’m a free..... bitch
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@austinoutloud
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1 year
should we throw a party? should we invite Troye Sivan?
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@austinoutloud
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2 years
@frankenfemme_ damn he kinda cute too tf
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@austinoutloud
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8 months
@zeyzooted it’s like the most braindead response lol you really think it takes a genius to come up w that?
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@austinoutloud
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everybody say thank you
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@talkofthecharts
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Beyoncé’s ‘COWBOY CARTER’ to jump up to #8 (+42) on the Billboard 200, up over 140% in activity this week (via @HITSDD ).
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@austinoutloud
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1 year
@kuni_khalili This happened while smoking outside of the Village lmao
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@austinoutloud
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11 months
If you believed this I have some questions to ask you about your cars extended warranty
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@austinoutloud
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3 months
Is RPDR ruining drag? Or is it… fans of the show that are ruining drag?
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@austinoutloud
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2 months
@rhobklyn You’re very correct but I also don’t want to be full af in my tummy while bottoming even if it’s not going to effect my deeper colon or whatever
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@austinoutloud
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1 year
@MadMadau LMAO exactly
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@austinoutloud
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9 months
this is damagedbttm now… feel old yet?
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“I’m in my sad era.” – Andrew Scott for Variety 🔗:
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@austinoutloud
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@wreckingboiii He should’ve thought about that before he pissed inside of me like PLS be for real
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@austinoutloud
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1 year
He can say f*ggot
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@austinoutloud
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@parasocialyte Do you people ever chill
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@austinoutloud
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@austinoutloud
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11 months
@its_not_l33 And you’re a gullible loser
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@austinoutloud
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3 years
I’m def the most fuckable person at the vaccination station
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@austinoutloud
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8 months
@TitillatingTrav @zeyzooted nobody knows who this is
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@austinoutloud
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1 year
@MaldivesBlues @Fl4nners @mlstrat He’s wanting to make the moment perfect for her. Why are you being weird.
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@austinoutloud
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6 years
is this @HAIMtheband ?
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@austinoutloud
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@austinoutloud
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5 years
This is when I knew
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@austinoutloud
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4 years
@ajplus must not be THAT urgent
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@austinoutloud
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3 years
@ClippedMeSmh BICHON omg
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@austinoutloud
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3 years
literally just some girl
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iHeartRadio
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Finish the sentence: @Camila_Cabello is _____________. 🌟
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@austinoutloud
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5 months
@GlamazonJay @mediamoll Honestly use the google method (just adding reddit after your search term), the Reddit search function is kinda wack unfortunately
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@austinoutloud
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3 years
I’m dyinnngggg this is in the gym trash can
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@austinoutloud
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5 months
@iramadisonthree When someone slanders RENT it’s like… who do you think you are barging in on me and my guitar
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@austinoutloud
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1 year
heyyyy it’s me hahahah
@khloecoulee
Khloe The Idol Couleé
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Ok but what’s his handle? 😏
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@austinoutloud
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2 months
Omg my ex texting me to apologize AGAIN… baby it’s been 12 years hang it up!!! i was 21 you are almost 40 rn!!!
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@austinoutloud
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3 years
This is literally a horror movie
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@austinoutloud
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2 years
It’s the only day you can RT this
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@austinoutloud
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3 years
Doc literally said “look at that deltoid that’s a dream injection right there” 😏😏😏
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@austinoutloud
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3 months
I personally think it’s the fans!!!
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@austinoutloud
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6 years
My dumb ass thought these were meth designed to look like Aztec Calendars found in Orange County
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@austinoutloud
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4 months
Girthmaster this girthmaster that who is the BALLSmaster???? That’s what I need to know
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@austinoutloud
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11 months
@Mans_Man_83 Even weirder to believe it
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@austinoutloud
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1 year
People love to lie about this
@xfaithangelx
✮‎♡✮
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30 minute sex is insane what do u mean u don’t fuck for 2-5 hours
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@austinoutloud
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@HarryPhillips15 The Charli XCX cinematic universe ...
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@austinoutloud
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3 years
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… 10:30 AM is a WILD time to STOP serving breakfast !!!!!
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@austinoutloud
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8 months
@TVandme__ how did you get “being queer is only about sex” from this tweet
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@austinoutloud
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4 years
@megstalter ugh I just love having the window open and hearing/feeling a cool nighttime breeze
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@austinoutloud
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It’s an steam release valve but props for creativity
@joeflateau
Joe Flateau 👨🏻‍💻 🏒🇺🇸
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Can’t describe how dumb I feel not knowing before today that this hole in the crockpot is for a thermometer
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@austinoutloud
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@xa_wien @briarhoes @Tania_and_Bunny yeah but literally no one asks for coffee “on the rocks” in America lmaoo it’s pretty much exclusively for alcohol
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@austinoutloud
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9 months
they don’t make gay guys like this anymore
@leepace
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🤼‍♂️ FOUNDATION Seasons 1 & 2 are now streaming @AppleTV Season 3 incoming … 🪐
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@austinoutloud
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3 years
I’m hot and cute that’s how
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Domooo 🫧🧞💫
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How you smoke weed but can't roll?
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@austinoutloud
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@TomssTomss @jansportnyc @jaidaehall why are people so loudly wrong
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@BlackLanterrn
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is play pool
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@austinoutloud
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3 months
@megmazzle @itsmissblair not quite, heavy whipping cream has more fat than whipping cream. so he knew more than you :/ what now
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@austinoutloud
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3 years
Someone tell gay guys that being a dom is more than just like being a top
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@austinoutloud
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@MflexxxOG the sheer willful ignorance 😭
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@austinoutloud
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3 years
@tonyyoussef9 @JohnPG0617 @KawwwMe @tariqnasheed Anyone with or without mental problems would react negatively to that kind of situation
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@austinoutloud
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@luccasvevo That’s normally how it works on here
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@austinoutloud
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6 months
The past tense of cast is cast everybody. Say it with me. The past tense of cast is CAST. He was cast in the role. The role has already been cast.
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@austinoutloud
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@literate_coyote @LLW902 it’s body shaming period
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@austinoutloud
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4 years
@woongwilleatyou @daixsu Because it’s a fucking 13 year old
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@austinoutloud
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5 years
this is actually about my haircut
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@austinoutloud
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8 years
@FIATUSA how about you give a fucking car to someone who needs it
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@austinoutloud
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CODED?
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@austinoutloud
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7 years
grindr message: "hey, wanna go out for a drink this week?" gays: i cant believe guys on this app, im deleting this shit
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@austinoutloud
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@austinoutloud
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@TitillatingTrav @DUBisDUMB @zeyzooted oh no you want to come ruin my fun imma ruin yours too bicth!
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