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J🍞
3 years
What’s Ralf doing in Jamaica watching cricket?😭
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Windies Cricket
3 years
Special guests at today's match.🙏🏾 Ralf Rangnick, interim Manager of Manchester United and Sir Gordon Greenidge take a 📸. #WIvENG
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2 years
Ole Gunnar Solksjaer was seated in the front row of Harry Maguire’s wedding🥺(bottom left) Manager and captain, turned best pals❤️
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J🍞
3 years
Who remembers when Ramos kneeled in front of Lingard because he turned into prime Ronaldinho🤨
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J🍞
2 years
Ole has a better win percentage in the premier league than Klopp and Tuchel
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2 years
What has been Pogba’s best moment at the club?🤔
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J🍞
2 years
Rashford’s 4 Prem goals since last season vs Sancho’s 3 Prem goals since last season
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J🍞
10 months
McTominay captained a clean sheet at Anfield
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J🍞
3 years
❤️ this tweet if you’re still Ole in
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J🍞
2 years
De Gea, get those bags of yours packed immediately❤️
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J🍞
3 years
❤️ this tweet if you miss Ole
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J🍞
3 years
A quick reminder that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer; Holds the record for the longest run of Unbeaten away games(29) in premier league history. Respect! 🐐
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J🍞
3 years
This guy😭
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J🍞
2 years
They did all that for this😭
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J🍞
3 years
My message to Marcus Rashford MBE.
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J🍞
3 years
I think they deserve an apology.
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J🍞
3 years
I know Ole’s looking down on him like a proud father right now🥺
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J🍞
3 years
He literally cheated on his wife, divorced her, and married a model dkm
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3 years
My unproblematic King, never in the headlines for the wrong reasons. If you still believe in him, you'll be feasting soon
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J🍞
3 years
Wait what’s McTominay doing here😭
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J🍞
3 years
Criticise Bruno all you want, he deserves it. But to say he isn’t good enough, or he’s shit, exposes you as being under the age of 12.
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J🍞
3 years
❤️ this tweet if you miss Ole
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J🍞
2 years
When JWP is standing over a free kick and the camera pans to De Gea
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J🍞
1 year
Funniest picture ever taken😭😭😭 what do they even talk about, how their careers are over💀💀💀 Most washed picture I’ve ever seen bludski😭💀
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J🍞
3 years
We get it, you have big breasts, good for you.
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J🍞
1 year
Pogba 6 passes in 2023😭😭😭
Bruno 6 passes in 45 mins 🤣🤣🤣
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J🍞
3 years
Maguire dropped on Ole’s birthday…I’m speechless.
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J🍞
2 years
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer lost the least amount of games of any European manager between 2018 and 2021🤯 One of the best in the business🔥👏
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J🍞
2 years
De Gea every game:
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J🍞
3 years
- reps a tie
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2 years
Ole’s average league position in his two full seasons with United is higher than Klopp’s average league position
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J🍞
3 years
It’s just not the same.
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J🍞
3 years
Fuck it, I’m Andreas Pereira.
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J🍞
4 years
@BurgerKingUK Ruined the joke ffs
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J🍞
2 years
After 163 games in charge Ole Solskjear: 307 points. Jurgen Klopp: 308 points. Klopp was given time, Ole was given the boot. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, one of the best managers in Europe❤️
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J🍞
9 months
If we never signed Ronaldo, Ole would probably have us either challenging for the title or would have won it by now. Sancho’s United career would have gone very differently as well. Dan James would still be here. How can you not see Ronaldo ruined all of this?
Watch all Man United’s ‘29-games unbeaten’ away run under Ole Solskjaer.
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J🍞
2 years
Siri, define jobless attention seeking child
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J🍞
2 years
This stat is crazy🤯
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J🍞
2 years
❤️ this tweet if you miss Ole
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J🍞
3 years
Just saw this on my mates Instagram…wow
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2 years
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2 years
Maradona; World class player, bad manager Mourinho; Bad player, world class manager Then there’s Ole Gunnar Solskjær ❤️
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J🍞
3 years
Not only was he a manager, he was a mentor. He was a legend and a pal. He was a father to the players. He was a great man. Rest up gaffer❤️💪
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J🍞
2 years
We should all take a moment to thank Ole Gunnar Solskjaer for making Rashford what he is today. People forget he had 2 30+ goal contribution seasons under Ole🥱 What a duo🤯
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J🍞
2 years
Ole made this group of players champions league quality. He made them European finals quality. De Gea tried his best to prevent Ole from succeeding. Where’s all the individual brilliance now, huh? It’s time to admit Ole was tactically superb.
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J🍞
2 years
🚨Ten Hag was rushed to the hospital after a De Gea goal kick struck him on the head in training. [mufcjbread podcast🎖] #mufc
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J🍞
3 years
Ole after one training session🤐
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J🍞
1 year
McTominay has more goals in 2023 than Pogba does since 2020
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2 years
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J🍞
3 years
Scrolling through Martial’s old posts hurt.
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2 years
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J🍞
2 years
Need help securing a win against Brighton? I know just the guy😅
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J🍞
3 years
One year ago today🤯Ole ball in full flow at the theatre of dreams, playing the United way💪miss you gaffer❤️😳
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J🍞
3 years
@MarcusRashford Are you a footballer or an author?
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J🍞
3 years
Imagine if we get Rodgers and Leicester get Ten Haag
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J🍞
2 years
But I’m told it was all “vibes”
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J🍞
3 years
De Gea getting praised for saving shots at goal is like a postman getting praised for delivering mail.
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J🍞
3 years
Happy New Year, gaffer❤️you’re in a better place now🙏
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3 years
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J🍞
4 years
If clowns were to start their own sports podcast it would be made up of Martial FC
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J🍞
2 years
Throwback to when Ole Gunnar Solskjaer climbed THAT mountain Vibes were unmatched🥺👏
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J🍞
3 years
Often forgotten, but here’s another trophy De Gea cost us😅
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J🍞
2 years
Ole really made Pep his bitch
@xGPhilosophy
The xG Philosophy
5 years
⭐️ Man Utd (1.43) 2-0 (0.75) Man City
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J🍞
5 months
In the last six seasons(including this one), Rashford has 146 goal contributions in all comps. Thats an average of 24.3 g/a per season. Thats despite having 2 “bad” seasons among them. This is a generational talent, one of the best in the world. Fuck this fanbase.
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2 years
Sancho 7 g/a vs Rashford 8 g/a
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“I’m 100% sure that we would have [finished in the top 4 in the Premier League] if I’d stayed that season, absolutely sure, because what happened after I left didn’t really improve things.” -Ole Gunnar Solskjaer TALK YOUR SHIT MY KING
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J🍞
3 years
POV: England won the Euros and United won the Europa League🥺
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J🍞
3 years
Ole got second with this AND got to a European final…
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J🍞
2 years
Rashford has more goal contributions than Sancho in his “worst” season
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J🍞
2 years
I know Ole is looking down and smiling at this Rashford rejuvenation
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J🍞
2 years
Richard Arnold: “The thing with De Gea, is he has a medical disorder. If he leaves his goal line, he will explode. It’s more like charity if we give him a new contract. We feel bad.” [via the MufcJbread podcast #mufc ]
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J🍞
3 years
Pogba has 1 league goal in the last 3 years
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J🍞
3 years
Not a day goes by where I don’t miss you. Your smile, your tactics, your press conferences. You were the Sir Alex regen, and we lost you. Words can’t express how much I need you right now😖
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3 years
Tears Tuchel won the champions league and has the same level of pull as Arteta and them man. We’re clear at the top.
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utdreport
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Raphaël Varane wants to join #mufc because of Solskjær, the Premier League and playing at a top European club #mulive [ @FabrizioRomano ]
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De Gea when he costs us top 4 and the Europa league next season but is still named player of the year
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J🍞
3 years
@CrypticNoHoes You’re trying to get us to say something weird about his butt. Well, yes it’s thick and yes he has no business having an ass that phat and yes I would eat it ASAP. But I’m not going to give you the satisfaction.
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J🍞
2 years
Antony’s touch here was genuinely the worst thing I’ve ever seen…
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2 years
Ronaldo coming back to make everything about him and ruin our other forwards seasons
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J🍞
3 years
Misunderstood genius.
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J🍞
3 years
History was repeating itself, and we ruined it.
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J🍞
3 years
Fred
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J🍞
2 years
Bro is tier 1000😭💀
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J🍞
10 months
Ole had: - talent ID - a clear vision - a personality - a normal sized ego - legend status at the club - hair Ten Hag has NONE of those things.
@pubitysport
Pubity Sport
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What’s the difference between Ten Hag and Ole Gunnar Solskjær ? 🤔
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J🍞
3 years
Wife is crying. Kids are crying. I’m crying. We all had our Dean Henderson goalkeeper kits ready for today. We’re distraught. I won’t be watching the game, I’ll be down at the pub downing a Stella with the lads. Peace.
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3 years
We can’t forgive him. Yes he had talent, but what he did to that poor girl was despicable. Should never kick a ball again. Despise him.
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2 years
De Gea and Henderson stans still beefing in 2022
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J🍞
3 years
@brfootball What a guy
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J🍞
2 years
We’re signing a CB that’s shorter than Messi
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J🍞
3 years
@utdreport PR spin or not idc, what a parting gift from Ed❤️
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J🍞
3 years
Matchday #10 without Ole. Still isn’t getting any easier. Everyday I wake up in cold sweats, shouting “AND SOLSKJAER’S WON IT!”. I just want Ole back, is that too much to ask for? Miss you boss❤️
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J🍞
2 years
Ronaldo wanting to leave United for CL football despite being the reason we’re in the Europa league
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J🍞
3 years
Tears look at the difference between Jose Sa and De Gea💀what do our fans see in this Spanish fraud😭
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2 years
Dear @ManUtd If Dean Henderson goes to Nottingham Forest, so will I. This would be the last straw and would seal my decision to leave this club. Choose your next steps very carefully. mufcjbread
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J🍞
2 years
@centredevils We’re holding 6 again and this is gonna be hilarious
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J🍞
3 years
OMG OMG OMG MY IDOL AND CELEBRITY CRUSH THFCHOLLY LIKED MY TWEET WTFFFFF
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J🍞
2 years
❤️ this tweet if you support and love United captain, Harold Jacob Maguire
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2 years
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J🍞
3 years
Who in invited my man blud😭
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J🍞
3 years
❤️ this tweet if you’re Nuno in
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J🍞
2 years
United entered negotiations with Barca for De Jong and are leaving with Depay
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