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Michelle Barrett

@muchtoocommon

2 years

Motus in fine velocior.

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Michelle Barrett

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1 year

@historyinmemes And later reincarnated:

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@Ian_Gay_briel Why not just order half a bagel instead of wasting half of a whole one?

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@tritlo @powerbottomdad1 By boat?

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@AgentofK @DavidWolfe They're making rubber bands. It's not chicken.

How Rubber Bands Are Made

The process of making rubber bands starts with kneading rubber to soften it into dough. This dough is rolled into wide, thin pieces for it to eventually be c...

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@wyattsheepie I don't want to hear another word about "socialization" and my homeschooled children. Their childhoods are completely intact.

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@growing_daniel You would think she was talking about AIDS.

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5 months

@comfysarah Humidity and wind.

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6 months

@EndWokeness Nobody in that photo was traumatized.

Sailor, nurse from iconic VJ Day photo reunited

Trip down Memory Lane comes 67 years after classic image snapped at Times Square celebration of Japan's World War II surrender

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7 months

@sarahdistortion @harryhew You ran into him once. He found you the other times.

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2 years

@JoyAnnReid This may come as a shock to you, but black homeowners in Florida have guns too.

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@HannahPosted Personally, the part that really stuck out for me was buying the house next door and letting the occupants live there for free in exchange for child care.

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3 years

@PublixHelps @DWF57 Good. Now unmask your workers. Anybody who wants to wear a mask can wear one, but stop forcing your employees to cover their faces.

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My no-demo kitchen renovation is finally done and I couldn't be happier with what a couple gallons of paint, new hardware, and some beadboard has done.

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8 months

@PluralRadio @wanyeburkett "England went on to win the game..."

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@Slatzism Last words: "My name is Aaron Bushnell" SHE GOES BY LILLY

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3 years

@CWNewser For posterity.

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1 year

@VICE I see why you're bankrupt.

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1 year

@Slatzism There was a time when schoolchildren practiced handwriting by copying maxims, such as "beggars can't be choosers." We should get back to that.

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@Gravantus Better a twist that can be predicted than one that comes completely out of nowhere. There was a movie a few years ago with Helen mirren where the twist ending was just tacked on at the end. Really nothing in the movie before that had anything to do with it. It was jarring, to say

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@kendrictonn My parents had a print of this when I was little and I always thought it seemed like a still from a horror movie, like she'd just started upright after hearing someone scream. I don't think AI will convey that level of subtlety.

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1 year

@matthew46956757 @OliLondonTV Just like the biological males competing against women, you lack periods.

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8 months

@AmericanAir @nolanisk Shouldn't y'all already have this information?

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@tritlo @powerbottomdad1 Man, Europeans take their transit routes really seriously.

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@AgentofK @DavidWolfe Exactly.

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2 years

@benpdeeter Good. This nonsense stops now.

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8 months

@Aristos_Revenge Likelihood that the store manager disabled the water line to prevent people from filling free water cups with soda >50%.

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6 months

@fuckingnerd I saw a documentary about this practice.

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5 months

@Rob_ThaBuilder "Went back to work so that I can focus on my transition" really means she's getting herself ready financially for the upcoming divorce.

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1 year

@JamesBradleyCA @PeteButtigieg It absolutely does not give religious freedom; it only guarantees that the government will respect that which is innate and undeniable. Anything we say the government gives can be taken away.

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@Empty_America RETVRN

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@therecount Let's not forget.

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@Matt_Diersen @HannahPosted They probably had to sign an NDA with their lease.

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3 months

@politicalmath I don't trust the data because the government changes definitions and calculation methods constantly. They can make the numbers do whatever they want them to.

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1 year

@ReviewsPossum The opening scene of The Lion King hits differently when you realize the prey animals are all bowing down to their prime predator.

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@skolvikings @NoContextHumans

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@Cernovich It's all over once they get the hands right.

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2 years

@DeAngelisCorey @AJCGetSchooled Of all the tone-deaf, self-righteous dribble I've seen, this has to be one of the worst.

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1 year

@Oilfield_Rando Reminds me of the map that kept Corrine Brown in office for so long.

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2 years

"A religion that believes drag shows are good for children but church services are bad for them will not share institutions with Christians; it will expel them or it will be expelled... There is no third option."

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New piece out today on @theblaze :

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@MaHaMaHaMaHa00 @Ian_Gay_briel From the part that doesn't waste food. C'mon. You can order muffin tops from bakeries. I'm sure there are shops that would let you order the top or bottom half of a bagel. Better than eviscerating one and tossing the innards.

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@biffdiggerence @HannahPosted A 4 year old, 2 year old, and 16 month old are not writing contracts.

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@monsterhunter45 @RocketPulpHack Oh, there are. They're just all on the list of what she doesn't want.

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2 years

@BeschlossDC

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7 months

I'm turning on exactly one notification on X and it's for new posts from @SenatorLankford , just so I can reply every time with these images.

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1 year

@spherection

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@HenpeckedHal

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@bigmoodenergy Sending earnest money to an established escrow agent for our house purchase required a lot of verification and it wasn't even that much.

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1 year

@openplains12 @Indian_Bronson Probably because everyone's been hit with a stick at some point in their lives. It's a known pain.

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4 months

@kendrictonn Gone, but not forgotten.

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3 years

That's a big F-you to every kid trapped in a failing school.

Secondary Principals

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Thank you to @GovWhitmer for standing up for #miched and vetoing the #vouchers bills (SB 687-88 and HB 5404-5) passed recently by #mileg .

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@SAXONFLOOD Another version had Greek referees advertised.

Lawsuit involving Ku Klux Klan ticket dismissed

State appeals court rules in favor of Jackson National Life which fired white employee

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@upstatefederlst

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@Crimethought2 @WallStreetSilv It's consultants all the way down.

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@FamedCelebrity They neglected to flip a switch prior to launch.

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@Austen @NaithanJones Head of Solutions

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@beeftime99 Me still idly reading DoorDash discourse while prepping dinner for 15 people for less than $50.

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1 year

@MattWalshBlog The nonhuman entities:

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3 years

@davidtheirl84 @MaryLouSingle18 "Out of an abundance of caution"

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1 year

@mrsmeganeverly During the level 2 ultrasound for my first baby to determine the extent of his abnormalities, the nurse cheerfully proclaimed, "You wouldn't be in this situation if you just swallowed." Guess she assumed I was used to such vulgarity since my husband was also Navy. I wasn't.

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@FreedomUnicorn1 @GPrime85 True. Also Picasso:

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@adamkotsko Please, go on. This is simply fascinating.

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@caitiedelaney My mother would make up descriptive names for things, i.e. 'channel changer' for remote control or 'dirty clothes box' for the laundry basket. Also, it was the refridge, never the fridge or refrigerator.

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@BrianDPeek @Timcast They know that most of them do.

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@johndefeo

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2 years

@NeoPagliacci Not fooling anybody. My five year-old is sitting next to me and just asked, "Why are there two pictures of that guy?"

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1 year

@sweatystartup But, but... They have The Sign.

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@59SouthLee @historyinmemes Cyclopia is a real genetic disorder.

Cyclopia syndrome

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2 years

@ActualCorn @tedcruz If you watch their YouTube channel (Yoel and Marie), you'd know how grateful he is to have left Cuba.

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@goodblackdude

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@comfysarah @c8424069b644419 Yes, I remember the 90s floral, empire-waist dresses that were made of some type of acrylic. Indestructible. Air dried in 15 minutes, unwrinkled. Never faded. If I had only known what was to come, I would have stocked up back then.

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@Trash4Fun @AuronMacintyre They're highly susceptible.

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5 months

@SWENGDAD I would have a hard time holding in my laughter if my kid did this.

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@Einherjar1312 @clapifyoulikeme Add in an atheist who is always desperately trying to think of a scientific reason for the happenings.

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@RyanGirdusky @IsabelleAliciaa Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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1 year

@RyanWBeam @GraduatedBen The people who drove around the barricades didn't seem to get electrocuted.

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5 months

@buzzfeedjenny They constantly post that they can't even get along with their own families. I don't believe they'd be fine with others.

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@Slatzism We replaced our fireplace insert and gave the old one to our neighbors. The delivery guys used a hydraulic hand truck to move the old unit out and were struggling. Our neighbor and his kid lifted and put it in their truck bed by hand. Farm strength is real.

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3 years

@LeonydusJohnson How does a muppet "fight racism" without introducing racism into an imaginary neighborhood in the first place? Who is going to take on the Racist role on Sesame Street to give this muppet someone to fight against?

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2 years

@KevinlyFather @trinasip @ABC No, this is not how it's been every single election. Some of us have voted more than once or twice in our lives.

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6 months

@JoshWalkos I don't have a running inner monologue, but that doesn't mean I'm not thinking. It's just not organized into a voice.

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2 years

@bellyweenus @MaxJHuber @cindycrum That lumber is waterlogged, cracked, and warped beyond measure. You can't build something structurally sound from it.

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11 months

@MarmotRespecter America: If you can't handle me at my sewer floods, you don't deserve me at my free food, medical care, and housing.

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1 year

@MikeJViggiano @IlhanMN @dru_silla3000 When an elected official demands she delete her tweet, you're damned right it has something to do with religious freedom.

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@PaintressApril @MattWalshBlog "We adopted him to someone else after that." Hope they're still alive.

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@mynamebedan And so happy.

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@extradeadjcb And I'm inordinately sad when I actually get a good product from Computer Generated Name Company and then, when I go to buy more, they've disappeared into the ether.

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@JesseKellyDC Still in jail.

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@tiffany_caban The obvious solution is to arrest the perpetrators, sentence them to prison, place them on chain gangs for hire, and use their earnings to pay restitution to their victims. Or did you mean something else?

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@hradzka

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@VitruvianKulak Check out Florida Bullfrog on YouTube. He's running a breeding program for Florida Cracker game chickens. They're survival birds.

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@toomanyspectra - they're loud! they're vulgar! they frequently have bathhouse diseases! it's ok to not want to be around that! -

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@InfinityBall @DeltaBadhand @partlycloudypat @Lumi_nation @BubblesNBuns @sdwolfpup 1941 - LA to Boston: About $4500 in current dollars.

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1 year

@tatieleilha @ShitpostsHOF She did, but her mother died trying to rescue her.

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2 years

@haas_drew @Patriota_81 Except they don't. They all look the same, but they don't look perfect.

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3 months

@thechosenberg And look how nice his suits were at both weights. @dieworkwear

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7 months

And @SenatorLankford , just because @LeaderMcConnell says this bill is dead doesn't mean I'm turning off notifications. No, I'm going to be doing this for the next three years so that when the Oklahoma primary begins, I'll make sure to remember to vote for your opponent.

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@MattZeitlin Did 1200 miles both ways so my daughter could go to her best friend's birthday. Left on Thursday and got back on Monday. It sucked, but it was worth it for her. That's like London to Rome.

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@JackPosobiec @AdamKinzinger Bagging on Adam Kinzinger for his height instead of all the things you could truly critique him for is lame.

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