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7 years

Me: I'm going to try social media. Partner: Twitching? Me: Tweeting, yes. #Lawyers #appellatetwitter #FloridaBar #InsuranceLawyer #Miami

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@realpuffpaffer @WFLA @GovRonDeSantis @USouthFlorida Proud of the kid that didn’t take off the mask.

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@samlucasss @yourmomSarita Make sure you let her know who the suspect was employed by...her beloved GOP

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Update: Farm owned by family of Craig Lang, prominent Iowa farmer and GOP official, confirms that it has employed suspect in Mollie Tibbetts' death for the last four years

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This is some real Nazi shit

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@NPR

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A Texas doctor used his GOP connections to get hydroxychloroquine to administer to dozens of elderly patients diagnosed with COVID-19 in what he calls an "observational study." In some cases, he didn't discuss with families before prescribing the drug.

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@abbygov @Migueljotazorro She’s a major corporate executive type. His work wife. These are his work kids, I guess.

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@cmclymer @eorlins @Liz_Cheney @AOC ❤️. Look who else agrees with you and AOC?

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@CriminelleLaw You have got big ovaries. I can’t agree with you more, having been there myself a few times. And yes, you are deserving of better, and you will get better. it wasn’t the money or the job, it’s bc in 36 hours you were able to leave him. You proved his worst fears

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@CriminelleLaw It wasn’t him feeling less as a man, it was him feeling less in control. He never said this to you, bc he was likely initially drawn to you bc of your power. He initially believed he could own and control that power. When he realized you wanted a partner and not a master...

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@CriminelleLaw So you weren’t wrong for leaving. You were brave and will have tears and regrets. But you did the right thing. There are a lot of men who will support their partner—which means leaning on each other when needed, but never giving up that wildness that makes you who you are.

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Me: “I’m suing a coffee maker. “ Partner: “On what grounds?”

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You know when BigLaw releases those 50+yo women lawyers who have been working forever, and maybe a messy divorce or a sick kid makes them slow down? I like to hire those women, give them flex time, and beat Big Law’s ass in Court.

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@Fritschner Green should be sanctioned by the House for her harassment

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@Schneider_CM Omg the whole Interest section this footnote.

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@SnarkedUpLawyer @JoshMBlackman I’m pretty sure this article says “Jewish isn’t really a religion.”

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Remember when they arrested @deray for stepping one foot on the Baton Rouge street?

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@CNNPolitics With a net worth of $50.1 million, Hollingsworth is the 12th wealthiest member of Congress.

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@mentnelson @Drake @univmiami I never got the backstory of how he found Destiny. Does anyone know? I’m so happy for her. What a wonderful thing. (50k is one year at UM, BTW). Just amazing. ❤️

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@DavidAstinWalsh Because their standard of living has never declined. I remember thinking getting paid 100k a year meant you never had to worry about money again. Since the 2000’s, that is the basic cost of City living. Its 12,000/yr just for insurance. $40,000 for rent and utilities. Eat?

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And what else did you expect?

Neal Katyal

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Georgia secretary of state: My family voted for Trump. He threw us under the bus anyway. via @usatoday

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@DGreenbaum @businessinsider @nichcarlson Not all of the things on this list, but most of them, are naked allegations that go beyond a simple statement in order to be clearly put in context. The message you are espousing is that you do not want to accept nuance or opposing facts, which means you shouldn’t be a journalist

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@kid_patty @mentnelson @Drake @univmiami Lesson learned: Every effort is worth it. I wish her the best of everything. What a joyous thing.

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@itsgabrielleu Also ironic since the women testifying in the trial were abused and raped when they were in a room alone with her client. Presumably something the lawyer has done in her representation of him. So I guess she has put herself in “that situation.”

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@bradheath @Justin_Riemer @oneunderscore__ Normally, a party has to share its trial and rebuttal exhibits with the other side in advance. Here, Jones waived that right by defaulting on discovery. Thus, this evidence can be used against him. Nor was it required that it be shared in advance. You don’t get to …

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@LuisfButHornt @Agent_Snark @AlexArrelia I still laugh that I took my then baby to Pride and we ended up on the front page of the @miamiherald lifestyle section posing with a bunch of friends. And yes, we were with the queens and the S&M’s and I’ve always told the kids “it’s a personal sex thing” and they don’t care.

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I never want to hear anyone criticizing Nancy Pelosi’s ability as Speaker ever again. You may disagree with her politics or positions. But her ABILITY AS SPEAKER is unmatched.

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@_Norah__D_ He’s wearing pearls and has a duck and mom has zero chill, and I’ve watched this like , 10 times

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@ericgeller Infrastructure week again? So soon?

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@CriminelleLaw He then said the one thing he knew would set you off. He knew this was YOUR fear. This is my comparison (not literal, don’t offend) Ever see people who try to domesticate sentient animals like apes, dolphins, tigers, etc.? You can’t master these animals, only partner

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@MattDevittWINK @thoen88 @winknews The real monsters are those zero lot lines, 5000 sq ft houses, made out of pressed sideboard.

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@bradheath @Justin_Riemer @oneunderscore__ You don’t get to use the Rules to your advantage once you have refused to comply with them.

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Unsaid: Karma is a woman because Hobby Lobby, whose owners’ religious beliefs control their employees ovulation cycles, got scammed for millions of $$ LololoROFL Exclusive: 'Dead Sea Scrolls' at the Museum of the Bible are all forgeries

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@TheRickWilson @thedailybeast

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@BrandiLynn4Ever @BriannaWu There were nerds in premier engineering colleges all over America where they have already played this 20 times, at every speed. They are either impressed or laughing.

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That’s Grrrreeeeat!

The Tennessee Holler

@TheTNHoller

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BREAKING: The months-long Kellogg's strike is over. Working people fought together and won… NO permanent two-tier wage system, a significant increase in pensions, cost of living raises, and more... ✊ #UnionStrong

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@haaohaoo @nowthisnews Every day. 100 times a day. Wtf

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@JoshMBlackman “Jewish isn’t really a religion” is so far from the truth that you cannot comprehend that thinking deeply about resulting actions IS A RELIGIOUS ACT.

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Next time, know the DEMS aren’t joking when we say the GOP is ok with killing grandma. With DeSantis calling the shots, Florida will never get a true picture of coronavirus’ damage | Opinion

With DeSantis calling the shots, Florida will never get a true picture of coronavirus’ damage |...

Two months into the pandemic, the state of Florida last week finally agreed to release a list of fatalities attributed to the coronavirus pandemic.

www.miamiherald.com

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@stevanzetti @dellcam For “reporting”? Wait? I thought this was the Free Twitter state?

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@BrittanyVenti If a man spent a year’s salary on ultimately worthless jewelry (depreciates at 80%) I’d never marry him. He’s an idiot with money

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@The_Law_Boy @Squanch_Me Insured packages

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@heyyguido I usually give them the rest of the bowl since they are usually last. Otherwise I will eat it

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@slpng_giants @blakehounshell The dog got taken too

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Dogs are considered property

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@reesetheone1 @ElieNYC Charlie has spoken!

Charlie Crist

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I'm with @POTUS on this and Florida needs a leader who is too. As governor, I will expunge the records of those serving time for marijuana charges and legalize recreational use in the Sunshine State.

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@RespectableLaw @Bob4Florida @kenklippenstein Well, this gif is the perfect reply to that garbage spewing out from Bob’s mouth. Bob, delete your tweets and really sit down to come to terms with yourself, and consider what the rest of us adults think about you talking about a Black woman this way. Hint: Its 100% wrong.

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@havjoul @Amy_Siskind @PressSec That’s because she was violating the Hatch Act and she is being investigated

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@maggietroescher @notcapnamerica Listen, one white woman to another, don’t ever MLK to a Black person. Denying racism is part of the problem, and trying to say “not all white women” is not an appropriate thing to say when talking about racism.

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@AngryBlackLady I truly admire this woman’s dedication to getting the fuck off this planet .

UT Austin

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. @NASA astronaut Stephanie Wilson graduated from UT with a master's in in aerospace engineering — and she might be the first woman to go to the moon: 🚀🌑🤘 @CockrellSchool @UTAerospace

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REALITY WINNER. Should be trending. If there was ever a time the Democrats should use a story to explain how justice works, it’s the REALITY WINNER story. @lawindsor

All In with Chris Hayes

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“That is a stark contrast to what Reality Winner faced. It’s a stark contrast to what any of my clients have seen in the Department of Justice and in the justice system,” says Winner’s attorney @alisongrinter , on the treatment of Donald Trump.

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Rapist and slaver Juan Ponce de Leon gets appropriate treatment from local descendants of the people he raped and enslaved.

Bianca Graulau

@bgraulau

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The statue of Spanish colonizer Juan Ponce de León in San Juan is destroyed on the same day the King of Spain is scheduled to visit Puerto Rico. Picture by Telemundo.

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@laurgayle @becomingjenn @hmnunn I had a D&C abortion after finding out organs were growing outside the body of the fetus. The fetus would have miscarried, but then I risked bleeding out, sepsis, and a healthy uterine lining. After the D&C I got preg easily and had a healthy baby. Never once did I hesitate

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@JenRourke29 Insist charges be filed.

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I hope Grant kicks ass.

Grant Stern 

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My lawsuit to force the City of @MiamiPD to give me a copy of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' enemies list just got scheduled for hearing next Monday morning at 11am by the 11th Circuit Court.

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@PHL77 @ClcpierceCarol @Slate This is a scoop

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Just in: That Minneapolis cop illegally voted in Florida elections in 2016 and 2018, a third degree felony. He has more charges coming to him.

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@wnoakes @DrDooleyMD @Ash_Kalra I live in a town adjacent to a rich enclave. On my way home from work, every day, I would take a picture of the people the cops would pull over. Amazingly, every day, in the middle of horrid Miami traffic, the cops only pulled over Black people. It makes me so angry.

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@daviddoel Trump called Warren “Pocahontas”

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I love the when the Church of Satan does stuff like this. And yes, theirs is a real and lovely religion.

The Hill

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"Hail Satan" opening prayer at Alaska government meeting prompts walkouts, protest

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Fave new meme

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@fullerjoh @DGreenbaum @businessinsider @nichcarlson But she didn’t “write about them” in these “statements”. Just putting these things on paper, in this manner, means she wants to be a pundit, not a journalist. Maybe it’s time she admitted that to herself. Journalists have no need to make naked declarations.

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@reeseer1 @tdhurst @PostRoz @mffisher They were written. Nobody listened.

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@capetownbrown @AngelaNissel You didn’t let them in, right?

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@megynkelly Solidad didn’t criticize the meteorologist for comments about New York. Solidad crizicitzed her for blaming Fauci. You still don’t get facts right. All that Fox Mews Training.

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@chrisgeidner This is the whole thing:

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@LeagueTruth @bjoewolf Because Ron Desantis told them it works after being paid $1m by the drug maker.

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*giving legal advice on a subject I’m absolute sure I know what will happen next* my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it me: “It depends.”

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More people have come to see John Lewis lying in State in the middle of a pandemic than came to Trumps inauguration.

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@SonyaShaykhoun @ASFleischman You will never find yourself having to peddle food on the street to feed and house yourself. And that is the difference.

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@oneunderscore__ @maxasteele

Philissa Cramer

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In 2017, the Proud Boys' founder published a video he titled "10 Things I Hate About Jews." In it, he said Jews have a "whiny paranoid fear of Nazis.” A few months later, Proud Boys marched in Charlottesville. Your primer, from @BenjaminSales

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@alittleleader This could translate to real estate too. All 5+ yr renters are now squatters with ownership rights because property law is too old!

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Dear @LadyLawyerDiary Today, at the Courthouse, I got into the elevator with 10 random women. When the door closed I say “Ladies! We need to take over everything!” A lot of nodding and agreement. That’s it. That’s the whole story.

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@BrianKuebler_ @WMAR2News She seems like a beautiful person with a lovely loving family. Tragic.

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@RNicholasBurns @neeratanden You mean applause from WOMEN. Practically all the standing and loud voices are the WOMEN. We are MAD

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@bottomshelfbks @TheObamanista This is great. My neighbors and I all talked about this earlier in the week, and we have some great Asian grocers. Made sure to buy canned goods, soups, and the like.

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Republicans do not care that you might die. They will not spend money to prepare for these events. That’s why the Texas power grid is never getting fixed, and why Miami will be underwater in 25 years. Vote Democrat. The ass you save may be your own.

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@BillanLee @jfrketich @fallonhewitt_ @TheSpec How is that “taking all precautions”?

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Since Gene Wilder is trending, I'll mention that we watched Blazing Saddles again this weekend. It is, frame by frame, actor by actor, scene by scene, the greatest movie ever made. "They lose me after the bunker scene."

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@KThomasDC @fineout Should have seen that coming.

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@todgoldberg Janie’s dad

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Unpopular opinion: judges who give deference to the Defense in a Criminal trial are good judges, even if we don’t like the Defendant.

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@AywaRhiannon @Ring_Sheryl I was just thinking about that one case where I thought my client might perjure himself on the stand, and what I did to protect myself from it. It was one of the lowest moments of my career. (We settled so I didn’t have to do anything)

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@grantstern Throw in a big f-u to Desantis from me. Thanks. Make it happen.

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The CDC rejected the initial virus test, in order for USA to have its own test. The USA test failed, putting us weeks behind. Now they are just paying for China to send its test. Question: What american company got the money and contract w/CDC for the USA (failed) test?

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@capeannsky @DavidAstinWalsh I’m talking about myself. I’m the older person who used to think 100k was the be-all-end-all of salaries. I’m saying I was wrong. I just spent a ton helping my mother with cancer, so yeah, that didn’t even factor in to any plan either.

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@notcapnamerica @KamalaHarris I want a “Which he?” Pin now

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@capetownbrown @AngelaNissel Good for mom.

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@Lesdoggg is fantastic.

The Parker

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Fort Lauderdale! Hilarious three-time Emmy Award nominee, comedian, and actress Leslie Jones ( @Lesdoggg ) takes our stage THIS Saturday night. Great seats are still available. Get 🎟 now at . This performance is part of the Truist Comedy Series.

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Nobody but racists think like this Are you saying parents are perfectly ok with the local white “youth pastor” fucking their little boys? Because that is what you just said.

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No parent should have to fear that an illegal immigrant will harm their child.

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@nypost @SandySkipper1 “A Woman Defended Herself Against a Karen”

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@Fly_Sistah @maggieNYT @WajahatAli The lawyer committed an overt act of espionage and Trump will absolutely throw the person under the whole bus. But negligent espionage is still a crime. So, this is for realz, TFG could be looking at real criminal charges.

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@azbrodsky When I was just told about his passing my very first thought was “I bet a lot of people are not going to miss him.”

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@RayyvanaTTV @kisbell Parkland killer had swastikas on his AR15 and killed Jewish kids. Not a peep either.

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@sarahkendzior @AshaRangappa_ The same reason why Comey did what he did without consideration. It’s not that unusual for top law enforcement to be misogynists.

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Basically, people spent an extra $7 this month for gas for a 3yo $55,000 vehicle that they still pay $760 a month to own, plus insurance, but gas prices are the problem?

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How can anyone be “overeducated?”

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This is an amazing video, and I’m amazed by the clarity of thought.

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40 of 90 officers are on suspension.

Fifty Shades of Whey

@davenewworld_2

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Multiple police officers in California were arrested during a raid by the FBI after an investigation into them that lasted 18 months. When the feds seized their phones, they found the n-word and terms describing Black suspects as "gorillas" and "monkeys."

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@rebmasel We have one of those. I always like to remind the Court he was fired from the ASA office for punching another prosecutor.

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State Attorney talking to my son’s class and my son asks “why don’t public defenders get paid more money?” And I’m ☠️

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@lynnv378 @HoarseWisperer I’m respectfully disagreeing. The House is in Order. Nancy is going to take the weekend and make sure she has the votes. (It’s also big holiday and she’s w/family). Liz is the Senate. Its totally different. She did a great thing IMHO because now Nancy can get more votes.

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@grantstern @ali A second story

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