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@VladAnastasio

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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
If you don't think the US cut a deal with the taliban and China to mine Afghanistan's $4 trillion in rare earth minerals then you are incapable of playing 10d chess with geopolitical strategy.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 months
@ChrisCuomo the more you say things are fine the more americans detest you.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
2 months
@pearlythingz i feel like enough things come up naturally that one doesn’t need to invent tests.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
5 months
@drvolts keep saying this. the american people couldn’t feel more differently and you’re dismissiveness just ruins your credibility with them.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
5 years
Today I accepted a position as creative director of one of the biggest cannabis companies in the country. Today was a good day.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
@justin_hart @dijcrap Interpret as you will. To me this is the final nail in the coffin for vax. Doesn't prevent transmission or infection. Efficacy wanes quickly. And now no longer stopping hospitalization and death. I'm sorry.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
2 months
@dalaimo13 they were stronger and the world was better. we’re soft.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
5 years
Lol walked right in with no ticket.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
5 years
about to run is rad as fuck
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
@yessmiss @RealCandaceO I want to get a test to help stop spread of covid. Sorry you did a bad thing and even though that's the premise of entire business I'm going to deny this to you thanks have a good day. The hypocrisy and irony is stunning.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
2 months
@WolfmansNephew @notjoobs anyone who judges other people for getting it or not getting it doesn’t get it.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 months
@SenatorBennet tough day for ordinary americans.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
6 years
Since phish is committed to giving us everything we want, how about we start seriously politely requesting a Europe tour.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
@JamesSurowiecki @PunditPandemic @rmbodenheimer These gymnastics you engage look painful.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
@justin_hart @dijcrap not to be pedantic but yesterday here fauci warning about hospitalizations and deaths among vaccinated on the rise. IMO this is him getting ahead of the story next few weeks of the last purported benefit of the vax's (less death snd hospital) collapsing quickly.
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@VladAnastasio
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@VladAnastasio
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2 months
@cenkuygur that’s nice but not it. trump was a better president. that’s it.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 months
@DenverChannel it’s a breach now. was an insurrection. can the post just shut down now and get it over with?
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 months
@HaMeturgeman @ndeanFL @benshapiro he went to liberate canada from a fascist tyrant.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
5 months
@SenatorBennet colorado resident here mike. pls stop. it’s time to focus on america and cease our imperial shenanigans abroad.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
6 years
@yashar @jbolognino Haha didn't she lie us into a war that killed a million Iraqis and set the entire Middle East ablaze but now she's the voice of reason? Lol.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
6 years
@memoryvague @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE Like the grandparents from willy wonkaw
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 months
@katieappleseed7 it’s literally called faith
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
@DoctorHenryCT I'm a leftist and don't support mandates of any kind regarding these vaccines. Happy for others to have the option but that should be it. Anti vaxx shaming and smugness makes you look like an idiot, especially given we know vax's don't stop transmission or infection.
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4 years
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@VladAnastasio
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2 months
@stully_ @notjoobs who’s we? tucker is great. anti war. free speech. anti discrimination. ya know. like a real hippie back when that meant something.
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@VladAnastasio
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1 month
@chrisvanderveen do you think he would have died if he wasn’t on fentanyl and meth?
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
2 years
@animal_lover365 @JesseKellyDC @MarcLobliner Died with covid. Not from. That figure is less than 100k which is sad but also not worth stopping time.
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@VladAnastasio
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
Started seeing a woman casually just before the quarantine hit. She is very nice and I am so grateful. We cook exercise and binge watch together. This is her. I know there are a lot of people doing this alone and I don't think I could handle that to be honest.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
@moschinodorito Minding your own business filming people on the street. Hmm
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
2 years
Anyway had a fun drugs music dancing night last night with Greensky. Good times. Late night ketamine and Japan 2000 phish chill sesh.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
Phish covering Dolly Parton would be good.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 months
@billystringsph1 @GOP hell of a judicial system you got there.
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@VladAnastasio
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4 months
@denverpost what a joke of a headline
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3 months
@denverpost escorted into capital by feds
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3 months
@williamcolgan they are by law called illegal aliens.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
Got my order from Katz's
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
5 years
Earlier tonight my 90 year old grandmother lit a cigarette and passed away peacefully. Doing what she loved. Smoking cigarettes.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 months
@queenie4rmnola ah entitlement. always works out great. good luck with that.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 months
@denverpost when is the next round of layoffs at the post? soon?!
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4 years
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
6 years
@RobbyMook @_waleedshahid @VanJones68 You are not part of "we" brother. You are the enemy. And deep down you know it. You profit from it. Enjoy your luxurious life that you will regret some time soon.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
I remember doing a lot of lsd and listening to a lot of melts in college. That's where the psychotic breaks first started happening. Or in the womb not sure.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
i do drugs, drink, eat like shit, don't take care of myself in any way shape or form. BUT OMG I HOPE I DONT GET COVID AT THIS ROCK CONCERT THAT WOULD BE THE WORST. LOL
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 months
@chrisvanderveen considering the public health expert track record of late maybe they should consider lateral moves into astrology.
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@VladAnastasio
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3 years
@ameliaboone It won't do a thing how do people not get this yet?
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
6 years
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
My ex girlfriend who cheated on me and broke my heart a million times over, and who I have finally accepted as a virulent narcissist; finally after 9 months and a fucking global pandemic, gave me my dog back.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
@CRTejada Vax death. Your husband mocked the vax hesitant. Sorry for your loss despite this fact. Get what you pay for.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
Last December, I put my first cannabis product on the shelf in California. Last night, we sold out of our first run of inventory.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 months
looking for a saturday or sunday sphere ticket. in the retarded gay seats.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
@morganfmckay @GovKathyHochul Love when a new governor shows weakness. Her term is over. Most New Yorkers have had enough.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
5 years
I will buy a face value ticket for someone else to go to phish over the New Years run. Pls RT.
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@VladAnastasio
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2 months
@RobDon81 @SeanLyng she sounds awful
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
11 days
@JLasagna43 can’t stand the pressure of a contract year. it’s simple.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 months
@jonfavs the american people see right through it. and you.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
Playing Music is good
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
Just played three hours of frisbee it was glorious.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
@we_are_toast @jonfavs @TheRickWilson Maybe because the polling says the exact opposite of what you are claiming. #berniebeatstrump
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
That was one of my favorite phish shows ever.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
5 years
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
New whip
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
@karpmj in those instances, they just say they don't believe polls and rely on their "feelings" and "instincts."
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
5 years
@rmjw50 @SBANYPD I agree the cops should be in jail. All of them.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 months
@AFelixMedia i love when leftists purge themselves
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
Haha I won a million dollars $1,112,443 to be exact on wheel of fortune at the cosmo.
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juan soto cohen
3 months
@GovofCO 4 in crime. focus on that.
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juan soto cohen
3 years
@stone_ian @L_Campbell72 @phish You can eat cheesesteaks for breakfast?
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@VladAnastasio
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3 years
I absolutely hate Republicans. But the arrogance of democrats is catching up to them. They have completely over reached on covid and the chicken is coming home to roost. Fuck them. Fuck the republicans. Fuck everyone. Fuck everything. The human race is donezo. Probably 4 the best
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
Once again I am asking you to consider the fact that only (certain and a very very small minority) of phish fans want their band to cancel an upcoming show over a cold. These people are completely insane. Guess the proof of vax MSG ain't enough. Maybe we lockdown again?
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
I did 350 pushups yesterday and walked and jogged over 6 miles then cleaned my room again-it wasn't dirty, and never is--then braised chicken with prunes potatoes and carrots with pomegranate molasses fresh grated ginger soy sauce and oregano. Pls kill me. I've pooped twice today
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
@Chrisck5 @phishnet thanks so you should probably quit smoking though, there's a pandemic on bro
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
Thinking about spending part of the year in New Orleans from here on out. Life's too short. It's the city of my rebirth after all.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 months
@jonfavs first coup ever without any weapons. uh huh.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
One of my best friends and his girlfriend just drove straight from nyc to boulder. They are staying a month. Maybe longer. Couldn't be more excited.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
James brown on his worst night
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juan soto cohen
3 years
@JamesSurowiecki Maybe stop talking about mandates and they might for one?
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 months
@chrisvanderveen correct. just a fact. nothing to be done. i’d say we arm more responsible people. make it more likely that bad actors will be stopped. sounds fun!
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@VladAnastasio
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6 years
This was the best fall tour. @ me. Don't @ me. Doesn't matter. You do you. I'll do me. One big spirit family.
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@VladAnastasio
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2 months
@radiator9987 second album was called 14:59 as in their 15 minutes was almost up. respect.
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@9NEWS lol expropriated. it’s called conquered.
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1 month
@denverpost oh look another dooms day climate projection that won’t come true just like every single other doomsday client prediction.
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3 months
@brianschatz is biden an arbiter of blackness?
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5 years
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2 years
@JamesSurowiecki @soxallday15 Don't need proof of a flu shot to have dinner james.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
5 months
@denverpost propaganda.
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
My new home
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
3 years
Hello
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
4 years
bike ride > Treme > hike with therapist (yes we do that here) > bike ride, gonna listen to some 89 Phish.
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@VladAnastasio
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4 months
@HaMeturgeman @benshapiro so are our troops and dollars
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@VladAnastasio
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@McGrupp_ yes. it’s all waste. federal government needs to be paired down by half. then again. by half. we’re in severe debt. more money is just throwing good money after bad. look into homeschooling for yours. cheaper. easier. far superior. should be school choice in ur neck of
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@VladAnastasio
juan soto cohen
5 years
who is coming to dicks? fun bday in boulder vibes happening...you're invited.
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