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Guy making Anne Hathaway name five Arsenal players

@mrtoodamnsoccer

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When a lifelong alcoholic who had 57 properties seized for tax fraud before ending up in a Paraguayan prison gives you financial advice you LISTEN

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An American adult Manchester City fan is the most depraved thing you can be. It would be better to be an animal abuser or Israeli.

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@Korbex @dw_sports The implication is that they aren’t French when they are. That’s why it’s racist you pseudo intellectual loser.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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USMNT guys waited 8 years to watch this team play four games and didn’t enjoy a second of it

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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You’re telling me the guy that looks like this is stupid?

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Being stupid rocks

roger bennett

@rogbennett

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Jason Sudeikis wins Emmy for Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. Hard to exaggerate what Ted Lasso has done for profile of men’s football in the United States. Our women have won World Cup after World Cup but few American men have done more for the game than Jason and his Team 🙌🇺🇸

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@laligafrauds @goncalo_diass17 How’s your investigation into the World Cup being rigged going? Getting any traction or were you kicked out the bus station you were screaming in?

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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What I like about being an RBNY fan is that it rids you of the idea that anything about MLS is an organic experience. Nashville fans can tweet “lol energy drinks” all day but they’re owned by a 5th generation billionaire and Dollar General. They’re not Union Berlin.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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RBNY may never win MLS Cup but I get to go to the games sometimes and talk about them with my friends on here. If you feel that supporting USMNT by watching highlights of all 700 minutes some kid played for ADO Den Haag is more fulfilling than that I don't know what to tell you.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@PhilKitro It helps that Modric and Benzema came with a lifetime warranty

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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RBNY goes to war with everyone and it’s fucking cool

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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If Thomas Partey is in jail I want Chris Wheatley in there with him

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Camera flashes are a great cultural loss

Track & Field Gazette

@TrackGazette

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28 years ago today, Michael Johnson 🇺🇸 ran 19.32 out of lane 3 to break the 200m World Record at the 1996 Atlanta Olympic Games!

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Aaron Long won the Long vs. Brooks argument because Aaron Long is employed. End of debate.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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USA fan identity should lean into the idiot American thing. We should just chant “soccer” for 90 minutes.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@mount_fcz @Arsenal Let's see if Chelsea put your face up on the big screen when you die

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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They didn't get it out of their system on January 6th

Tanner Euston

@EustonTanner

2 years

NYCFC fans in the supporters section throwing beer at fans in the lower bowl #RBNY

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@LFCahmed11 @samiichels The biggest City fans are Liverpool fans. You fell in love with your abuser.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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NYCFC have unveiled their extremely small banner. Here’s why this is bad news for their neighbors across the river—

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Guy making Anne Hathaway name five Arsenal players

@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@mount_fcz @Arsenal You know that her picture is up there because she died, right? That her life touched thousands of people and that her picture is on display in an entirely different country because of what she meant to people. Who are you?

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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90 minutes and a clean sheet for the United States’ best defender, Aaron Long

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Blessed to encounter the RBNY bike

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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If Alexandre Lacazette misses being in the Champions League so much maybe he should have scored more than one goal from open play this season

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Sky Sports posted Lewis Morgan’s goal

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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I have a different kind of mental illness

Tundun

@omotodunnn

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As a man, what’s stopping you from having this body?

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Once again I am asking for any information that could potentially lead to me buying this shirt

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

1 year

I can't believe people worry their son might grow up to be gay when there's the possibility your son could grow up to be like this

sharky

@ohnosharky

1 year

greatest 30 seconds ever 😂😂😂

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Congratulations to New York Red Bulls defender Aaron Long, the best American centerback, on his inclusion in the #USMNT squad today

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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I would give anything to go in with both feet on a Barca player

maybe: xavier (judge x soto enjoyer)

@couldbexav

2 years

hold that, well in @DanEdelman24 !

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Guy making Anne Hathaway name five Arsenal players

@mrtoodamnsoccer

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I have been waiting some time to use the @nerdwich_ meme

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Thiago Andrade's actions do not represent the values of Dude Wipes

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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This club has a very small but extremely committed fanbase that has embraced (ironically, but still) the absurd branding that bleached out an MLS original. The culture those fans created sold me on the team and has kept me around even after the good times on the field ended.

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Guy making Anne Hathaway name five Arsenal players

@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@LFCahmed11 @samiichels You’re desperate for City to win the league

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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John Tolkin is the best kind of guy to have in your team. Everyone wants the Talented Goofball but there's never enough to go around.

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Guy making Anne Hathaway name five Arsenal players

@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Two RBNY shirts at the Rage show so far

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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If you come out and say the Open Cup is your most realistic path into CCL and then the manager does this, then he has to go.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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🎵 Jersey Boys, on a bender, David Villa is a sex offender 🎵

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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American soccer has so many people who got involved six months ago and, by miraculous coincidence, know exactly how to fix everything

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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If I were Christian Pulisic I would be really annoyed that the narrative around my career, a wrongfully imprisoned world beater, kept me from being known as a genuinely excellent complimentary piece

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@leaaves He’s liking some tweets about flat earth and trans people that anyone who sat through 10 minutes of media training wouldn’t touch

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@AFCLorenzoo @ltarsenal Haaland is also outperforming his xG and probably will for the next 12 years. No problem.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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When the USMNT vs. RBNY discourse is really popping off

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@TimbersFC Hey why did you call the police on the person with the “You Knew” two stick?

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Guy making Anne Hathaway name five Arsenal players

@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@CorrectionNYC Is it tough because of all the people you have to kill in the jails or because it’s so much work trying to cover up those deaths? A little bit of both probably.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@mike13159 @29Coast You absolutely remember and you know what happened

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@LoRd_HIGHbury @TikiTakaConnor Find me a better player than Elneny who is happy to start five games a season

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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World’s dumbest fanbase

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@on_sum_new_ish @BernieSanders Bernie Sanders, famous fan of American billionaires

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@GrahamSig Mormon posthumous baptism has come for the world of comics

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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YES

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@EinSchwarzwelt @MetroFanTV USMNT will never win a World Cup and your entire life will be for nothing

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@FootballCliches He discovered Konstantinos Mavropanos please show him appropriate respect

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Guy who just learned Antonio Conte's name a week ago has questions about whether or not Conte teams can defend

Dave Portnoy

@stoolpresidente

2 years

Spurs need to practice defense or something.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@arseblog “Zou right foot!” “Oh, Zou.”

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Landon Donovan saying "I know what happened but I can't tell you and it's horrible" about Weston McKennie's suspension is extremely irresponsible

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Guy making Anne Hathaway name five Arsenal players

@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Talking about him like he’s Paul Walker

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Guy making Anne Hathaway name five Arsenal players

@mrtoodamnsoccer

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#RBNY

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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I'll say again, semi ironic support of Red Bull GmbH and its subsidiaries is the healthiest MLS fan culture

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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I am hear reports that Alexi Lalas has died

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Folarin Balogun has a massive decision to make. He can choose England and gamble on being the successor to Harry Kane in a few years or he can choose the United States and have a guy who only watched college football until 2019 try to poison his food for the rest of his career.

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Guy making Anne Hathaway name five Arsenal players

@mrtoodamnsoccer

2 years

My favorite thing about arguing about USMNT is that I do not care. I defend Aaron Long because he’s one of ours and he’s a good guy. Will he lift USMNT to a higher level? Will he make us a true competitor in Qatar? Not my problem.

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Guy making Anne Hathaway name five Arsenal players

@mrtoodamnsoccer

4 months

The closest I get to the “Why are you as a man” type posting is this sort of thing. Messi and Ronaldo worship is so deeply perverse. If I were this kid I’d leave with a different family.

Taylor Twellman

@TaylorTwellman

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🐐🐐🐐 #Messi 𓃵 in 🇨🇦

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Guy making Anne Hathaway name five Arsenal players

@mrtoodamnsoccer

2 years

Not a single MLS player in the team! Do you see, GREGGG?

Nathan Tucker

@SportWatcherPRO

2 years

On this day 72 years ago: USA 1-0 England

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Atlanta posted a video of Andrew Gutman 8 hours ago. It has 12 comments, 6 of which are porn bots, and the replies from real people are all negative. Just come back to Harrison, man.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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I just cannot imagine what is going on behind the scenes that betraying those people made sense. What’s left if they go?

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@pcrritesgood @DahliaZahava @mariskreizman The Republicans entire thing is opposing abortion. Why would getting mad at them for being exactly who they say they are make a difference?

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@NewYorkRedBulls The Red Bull

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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A new kit launch means it is time to once again break down why MLS believes that you are dirt for only spending $90 on a novelty shirt

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Talked about Gr*gggg in therapy today. My therapist said every single one of her clients has brought him up. She only treats men with zero sense of self worth.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Christian Pulisic has been released from his Chelsea contract and is joining Azov Battalion

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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I’m a big fan of Jesse Marsch obviously but he’s a Princeton educated PMC guy and it’s extremely funny that dorks like this are rallying around him as if he were some cancelled comedian

Drew (Toxic I Guess)

@drewkerr17

2 years

@LUFC what’s your return policy on jerseys? Since you hate America I’d like to return a few.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Cristiano Ronaldo is, at worst, the second best attacking player to ever live and an incredible symbol of success and power. He is also deeply weird and maybe the least relatable man on the planet. His fans perverted obsession with him is incomprehensible to me.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

2 years

I have never seen a referee wave off a linesman’s offside

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Yeah we all hate Geoff Cameron but statistically gun owners are far more likely to die from guns so just give it time

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Sounders just became champions of the continent and Fox is showing tweets from Russell Wilson. Small time loser mentality. Your audience doesn't need to be sold on the sport, they're watching the CONCACAF Champions League.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

1 year

Congratulations to the new host of Match of the Day, Alexi Lalas

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

2 years

Making a version of that player roles chart The Athletic put out but using terms like "Rascal" and "Goblin"

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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No one is putting more in and getting less back from their hair than Lautaro Martinez

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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We give the Brits a lot of shit on here but they're right that Americans can't banter. You say "warra MLS Cup for the dead bull" at me I'm trying to log into your mom's 23 and Me. I'm tweeting you links to the cancers you're genetically predisposed to.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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MLS owns. Military Appreciation Night, a 14 year old boy, Lionel Messi when he feels like it. Best league in the world.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

3 years

Telling a psychotic fanbase to use their imagination. Thanks, man.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

2 years

This requires a self awareness we don’t have. Everything AO does is extremely stupid but none of it is funny. It’s just deeply embarrassing.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@AdamCrafton_ Been in New York for 11 years. I'm on my way back to the laundromat right now to take my clothes out of the washer and put them into the dryer. I would rather be sent to prison.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Embarrassing, entitled, whining fans forcing the league’s hand. MLS loves to market all the flares and perception of danger but a kid gets hit with a ball and they get all “Why I never!” Ridiculous decision.

Dru Yearwood

@DruYearwood

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I fully accept the suspension from MLS and I can ensure it won’t happen again. I want to sincerely apologize again. Please know that I will continue to work hard to be ready to give my all for this football club when I am again able to contribute on the field. Dru

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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The cry of the joyless loser

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@ml27___

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how on earth do people watch leagues outside the premier league bruv. The moment I put on the serie A broadcast my eyes water.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Borderline indecipherable conversation between two people that God has forgotten

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Hey @LVMPD here’s your smoking gun on the Ronaldo rape case

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Matt Turner

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@tapiwa_chiriga @JacobsBen @FabrizioRomano Yeah if he hits the ground running Enzo might get Chelsea all the way up to 9th

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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100% of this idiot’s Premier League opinions come from six year old r/soccer comments

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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I want to see this on the Turnpike when fans are marching to Metlife in 2026

lara

@Schl0tterbeck

3 months

PETITION TO NEVER EVER HAVE A WORLD CUP AT A PLACE LIKE QATAR EVER AGAIN

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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John Brooks is such a good defender that he's the third google result when you google "John Brooks" behind a New York state senator and a furniture showroom

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

1 year

Has Alexi Lalas come out in support of Vanzeir yet?

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

3 months

Do you know how dumb and annoying you have to be in order for Colin Cowherd to be right about you?

Colin Cowherd

@colincowherd

3 months

Young USMNT fans are so predictable it hurts. Team lost a ‘friendly’ in preparation for Copa. The stampede to fire Gregg Berhalter is underway. Every Liam, Holden, Fallon and Beckett are demanding they burn the house down. #DeepBreaths

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

2 years

Were MLS to ever become a “top” league it would come at the expense of continental Europe. You can already see those leagues being hollowed out by Premier League money, but the PL only has 20 teams. If MLS can ever pay PL wages those B+ players will have a decision to make.

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@theweirdartdude He’ll be able to buy Barcelona in six months when your creditors start calling

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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@aalperenbagci @premierleague Are you quoting Mesut Ozil or are you quoting someone saying this about Mesut Ozil?

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@mrtoodamnsoccer

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Extremely successful people love lying about this shit. Sydney Sweeney was talking about how some casting director said she was too ugly to be in movies a while back.

Goater’s Motors

@goatersmotors

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“They told me I’d never amount to anything” chat from 6’2, naturally supremely gifted footballer, who made his first team football debut at 16, moved to Dortmund at 17 and Real fucking Madrid at 19. No they didn’t mate, give it a rest.

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