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@Schl0tterbeck
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4 months
The power Borussia Dortmund has, I literally need this video injected into my veins there is no other way
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3 months
PETITION TO NEVER EVER HAVE A WORLD CUP AT A PLACE LIKE QATAR EVER AGAIN
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@KobyTheKreator Scrolling down the comments I already know it will be entertaining
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17 days
@computer_gay MID HOLE NAHH ID DELETE MYSELF RIGHT AWAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@SkinwithLolami Tht video is also so weird??
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@Schl0tterbeck
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29 days
@mewcharm “Do you admit to being a misandrist” he said while being a whole ass misogynist
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@Schl0tterbeck
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26 days
@WhereAeliaBled But men will tell you that we are crazy for choosing the best 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
Hello again, Germans ✋🏼 See the rain? This wouldn’t happen in Qatar, we only kill our people 😌
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محمد الكعبي
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Hello again, Germans ✋🏼 Serbia wants to leave Euro 2024
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@leiamons Joey when he sees the animal experts come at him again
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@Schl0tterbeck
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29 days
@blluelight He’s so real for this LMFAOOO
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
Schlotti is so real for this 😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
Someone is very angry about this tweet
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
PETITION TO NEVER EVER HAVE A WORLD CUP AT A PLACE LIKE QATAR EVER AGAIN
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19 days
@ymmayer „Look at my daughter she’s the Olympian second“
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@fcbarcelona_ara BARCA I WASNT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME BIG W
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@Schl0tterbeck
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20 days
@dajjrambo She is all of us
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
It hurts because he 100% already knew it was over
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@sahararelic Yall complain about anythinnggggg 😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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20 days
@ThePopFlop LMFAO why does he think we were listening because of him? 😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@jaubreyYT The meat riding is getting out of hand oh my fucking god-
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@Schl0tterbeck
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21 days
@thewaywardnina Men publicly admitting they are the reason for women’s unhappiness is crazy 😭😭😭
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11 days
@nayruforest I bought Putin from Amazon thank you
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@BellinghamJude PR machine goes BRRRRR
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@bewaresanti That’s when you’re born with a tattoo on your face
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@Schl0tterbeck
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22 days
@theobromic_ The fuck you want me to do? Stand on that seat?
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
Last thing you see before shits about to go down
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@sk1tguru Men stop downplaying everything women do challenge: failed
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@LyricVault She saw that flag and her smile faded
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@sighyam Welcome back princess diana
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1 month
@eusine_f This is the worst thing I have ever seen I will never be able to live normal life again
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@Schl0tterbeck
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10 days
@aallleeexxxxxx1 Like?? Do you even know how stressed that fucking fish is???
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2 months
@albondrs Get that beg I guess damn
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@Schl0tterbeck
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14 days
@grouchycomrade Literally never heard of any drama in the club just girls complementing each other 😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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12 days
@moong3nder What do you mean laying naked on my bestie is gay???
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@uglydiscord Me when a person face reveals
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1 month
@WayneGb88 What does the 88 in your name stand for?? WHAT DOES THE 88 IN YOUR NAME STAND FOR????
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@Schl0tterbeck
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4 months
Jadon sancho I always knew you are a real one
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@womenpostingws Again: put 10kg on men’s chest for a week and they’d be crying to take it off.
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1 month
@RealYouTubeKids Like, If you aren’t an athlete on Olympia level just say that…? LMFAO
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@BenjiKrol No brother we wanted you to take it down
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@Schl0tterbeck
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@BIGPIKLIZ Men are so shameless
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1 month
@ShaykhSulaiman What a queen she is I hope she gets the gold medal
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@IlVlE Especially since Camila came out saying it was normal water and the rose was ordered on Ali express 😭😭😭
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2 months
@mazzypopstar Why am I vibing -
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2 months
@womenpostingws Pretty sure they are just rage baiting and we unfortunately can’t do anything against that as long as Elon musk owns Twitter
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@DrDisrespect @WashYourCrack HE THOUGHT HE DID SOMETHING BY SAYING HER PRONOUNS
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@BEYSNORWOOD Imagine being so addicted that you start smoking a birthday cake
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@DreamLeaf5 This man had every right to complain
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2 months
@Omolotsss Give them flowers for not harassing young women 😍😍😍
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2 months
@CoutureIsBeyond Why is she barefoot ew
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@vmpirevnom If you prefer your partner dying instead of the newborn I don’t want anything to do with you because-
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@snarkilytm I really don’t like her and I shit in my diaper The fact this could be an actual ice spice lyrics makes this even funnier
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@Schl0tterbeck
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@helloiampoppy "Not all men“ but somehow always men
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@JoyMoone Men are so unmajestic they get accused of estrogen doping
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@helllojojo Like he is so insecure he attacked her whole family 😭😭😭
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@pachtaogaybro WE WILL BE FREE
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@Schl0tterbeck
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@ronnasmartin If I see that thing at night standing in my garden I will hng myself in front of it to forever change the trajectory of its life
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@sansepiphany Acting like they knew 1 year ago 😭😭😭
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@sagethetaurus__ I want what they have because-
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@littlesammyxoxo They hate happy women
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@fangfilet AYO WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
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@Schl0tterbeck
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27 days
@jackjack_o Many people use knitting to distract themselves from being nervous- I don’t think it was for attention
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@Schl0tterbeck
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4 months
History repeats itself 2021 2024
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@selmacashmoney GIRL WHAT WERE YOU THINKING 😭😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
Jude actively disrespecting bvb and Marco Reus on purpose is actually crazy, like what a weird and strange behaviour
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inventing a time machine so that i can stop the scout on his way to birmingham
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@Schl0tterbeck
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@bIoodfangs „I understand him“ Grown ass man thinking beauty justifies cheating
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@Maxthecat5905 These men don’t love women, they just want a second mommy who takes care of them I said what I said
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@blondeadle This was straight up filmed 3 years ago 😭😭😭
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@marcsnetiker … that’s so-
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@Schl0tterbeck
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4 months
Yeah mats is leaving us I’m fucking heart broken I will never recover, may seriously is the worst fucking month there is
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@dogmatic_shorty Maybe this is the way stupid homophobes will understand that it’s not a choice
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@SomaKazima “I DIDNT DO NOTHING”
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“Marco Reus is the goat, the legend, he is HIM… love you Marco” -Jadon sancho
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@selmacashmoney Why everyone hating on her she ATE
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2 months
@trvisXX Inspo for what? Rape?
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@AnyFoot_ I said places like Qatar 😀 read the room
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@405sbs Those are the same people crying about Kylie Jenner getting filler in her face
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@songmingis WHAT made you feel like we needed to know that
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@WhereAeliaBled Men deserve NOTHING
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@womenpostingws This boy omfg get off the stage and let her have her moment
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@everywonblink Oh she didn’t learn anything at all -
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@fraudhaired Bro said „aw shit you’re right“ 😭😭
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4 months
20 minutes after the game was over Marco still stood there celebrating with the yellow wall What it means
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@Ethereal_ilo No because literally what made them post this? It’s so unfunny and unnecessary???
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@ethelcaintayo She thought she ate but there’s still food on tha plate
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@julesandthevibe Sometimes gay men feel very entitled to speak on women like they one of us and that’s-
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@jatella OH THATS -
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@MediumSizeMeech WHY IS HE EXACTLY LIKE THIS KWKDJDKE
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@TrentFCB_ I’m only listening to him from now on I don’t know that other guy
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@luvch0erry ISJDNDIEJD THE CLIP IN THE FACE I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
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@sixinchbeys The way we all know who you’re talking about 😭😭😭😭
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@Rosemarygirly Men themselves say that they think with their genitals and you’re saying WOMEN are boring?? 😭😭 honey look at your gender LMFAO
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@keyon The way you just know this a 10 year old 😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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8 months
Crazy how almost every Bundesliga player does well in the premier league but for some reason never at man united. Almost like united is the problem, no?
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If this guy somehow becomes world class again then there’s no coming back for the Bundesliga. A certified farmers league 💀
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@WritingTheWrong I already chose the ring
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@nicolerafiee This man is pushing 40 this is so embarrassing
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@xalimarealest Yes, because there were actual fans
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@s0ftic3cr34m And they sent it to Buffy so they did it to Buffy’s pfp
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
Bro said yellow wall is yellow wall
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@JongBVB
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Borussia Dortmund INTERNATIONAL
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