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@mrlizardkingz

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@mrlizardkingz
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@NoContextBrits The fast and the furious isn’t as good as it used to be.
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@sportbible We just forget 2010 even happened? Fake news!!
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@clipsthatgohard I’ll just leave this here… Man had to tread water and listen as the noise of the boat disappeared and he was left alone with a simple lonely realisation that it was all over…
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@itvfootball @Lionesses @ManUtd The legendary moment that led to England losing 1-0 instead of 2-0.
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@BladeoftheS You know Clubcard’s are free right? Pick one up…
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@HeatherTDay The real question is…what is your Man planning to do going forward with no ladder? I assume he has a second ladder or is in the market for a new one? He isn’t planning to live ladder free surely…Surely??
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@pattonoswalt Today is the day we found the one person who doesn’t know who Stephen King is.
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@G0AwayHeat The Bossman was a corrections officer…just saying
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@9Azizd @GrantWahl Can you stop excusing human rights violations, hateful and homophobic stances as β€œtheir culture” and especially stop saying it needs to be respected ? Inhumane behaviour can never be excused, doesn’t matter if it’s ingrained in their culture or not…
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@WholesomeMeme Tell me your Child’s name?? Hard drive check needed!
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@miller_element If the best sex you’ve ever had is bent over a cistern in a nightclub toilet then maybe your fiancΓ© isn’t for you.
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@d7_52b @nocontextfooty Became? Always was
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@stillgray These streamers always go to the standard response of stop! Please stop, calm down! … yet they never do that when asked the same thing by the people they are terrorising
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@NUCLRGOLF When the balls came out you just knew he was getting ready…
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@footballontnt Wrong…..
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@FBAwayDays I don’t want to start rumours but I think he’s had a drink or two….
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@OliviaBuzaglo It’s not funny at all. It is embarrassing. Having someone like this at an awards ceremony as prestigious as this shows what is wrong with β€œentertainment” now. Imagine having to sit next to that circus for hours?!
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@IrkthePurists I really want to know more about the supervisor and the ironing board! I need closure here…
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@nocontextfooty Pick up the runners I said! Man thinks he’s ETH
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@NoContextBrits Who needs extra monster munch for play time????
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@HalToHell Why are they all wearing oven mitts?
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@EAFIFADirect Delete your friends list to play a gameπŸ˜‚ What a company man!!!!! Jeez
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@ReileysIdentity @Vet0917 @crazyclipsonly Man wanted them to throw a bottle of water and a sandwich into a dark ocean so he could chill and have a small picnic while he waited it out.
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@dannywallace You’re trying to spout a narrative that isn’t there. Seemed a pretty standard Royal message.
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@TeamRMFC Expect what? He seems to be stopping the Madrid players getting too close to the fans and the situation escalating even more.
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@ItsJohnRain The Big Breakfast, TFI Friday and Don’t forget your toothbrush. You are wrong here, it was a brilliant time to be alive!
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@RealEmirHan The sexual tension in this interview has never been matched
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@KieranMcGuire If they’re paying less in labour costs, where is the reduction in cost of food passed to the customer?? Not seeing it…
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@aa9skillz Possession exchange between this moment and the goal. So this moment doesn’t figure in the goal check.
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@KerryFail Man said Reaper cushions
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@sportbible He isn’t even Wales’ greatest ever player
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@Alexfaz99 You should see the price in Tes and Co if you haven’t a Clubcard
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@FrankKhalidUK KDB every time
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@Behind_Pics Serious mask foreshadowing right there…
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@ATRightMovies It’s the ONLY answer…
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@kevhLFC @BladeoftheS πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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@liamgallagher I would have thought it was obvious to everyone watching you knew the kid. People get butt hurt far too easy these days!
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@trollz456 @footballontnt I am looking…not a year until 9.30pm tonight…technically
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@HLTCO Thierry like! Thierry must have!!
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@JeremyClarkson @Timmahh82 Pigs? Season 3 spoiler?? πŸ€”πŸ€”
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@TheBoysTV @DiscussingFilm β€˜No means no, this isn’t the Neverland ranch’ πŸ˜‚
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@notgwendalupe You missed - whenever Kirsten Stewart is directed to look β€˜Sad or pained’
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@ceidwadol @Wrexham_AFC It’s 2023 and you’re still blowing on about vaccines! Get over it, you’ve now wasted 3 years and counting of your life crying about something that really doesn’t matter….
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@footballontnt My 10 year old made something very similar last week with some scissors, glue and Match magazine…
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@adzmk2 Even Micah knew this went too far…
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@LiverpoolPhotox Would love to see the guy wear this to Anfield next season. He’d get sat down very quick.
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@SkyCricket I mean he ain’t wrong…
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@miller_element When the E’s kick in…
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@blackmirror Are we excited….. it has been a long wait!
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@PodcastPharaohs OFAH at 7? Tell us you don’t know UK comedy without saying you don’t know UK comedy…
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@ChucksSneed99 @pattonoswalt Mid and overrated! Oh my, today is not your day
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@consequence Radiohead
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@ryangardiner92 @footballacca And Haaland is next this Saturday 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@ea_Pirlo @GNev2 Man broke out his ladder and flash light to go searching the attic for his subbuteo from the 90’s to make a point in 2023. πŸ‘πŸ‘ The dedication is real!
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@WestwoodLee Rory still in your head rent free I see… I love to see it.
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@inncogneto @crazyclipsonly Wow! Keep it light Incognito
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@AJ3 Going to be massive Quarter Final draws though….
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@aar0n_nt Does Harry pipe? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@SkySportsNews I’m so shocked I had to turn down the volume on my feed of the Argentine third tier match Laferrere V Liniers just to listen to this….
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@TheBigBengal @TheMonologist You’ve missed the point. Of course they can afford to make the New Gun because they know they can’t go wrong, nostalgia for that movie made them 50 million alone before it even dropped, Tom Cruise’s name made about 30 million and the trailers made 30 million (roughly) so before
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@OvOBrezzzy My wife and I still quote Friends almost daily. Different levels this show
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@EuropeanCricket Ball came at her like a rocket!
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@sagastaki @HeatherTDay I aspire to be a two ladder family. I have one ladder and a small set of steps at the minute.
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@JeremyClarkson Watched it all already. Genuinely one of the best series I’ve ever watched. Everyone should have this in their life. Thought provoking and funny in equal measure. #KalebCooper as great as always too. Series 3 can’t come soon enough. @PrimeVideo
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@HLTCO Match is free to watch across the UK, but actually let’s just watch this guy watch the match! What a sad little world we live in
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@Martialprop21 @Football__Tweet Your contraction game is next level. Full respect πŸ‘
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@DirtyFootbaIIer Best part of the video is the Ref sees the ball hit the lad, goes for a Red…no hes had that, Second Red…no, not a thing…oh shit I can’t do anything here…
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@billyum14 Best April fools one I’ve seen so far…April fools right?…right??????
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@Football__Tweet What is that list?? Wilshere, Richards and Jones in the same company as Ronaldo???
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@itsme_urstruly @NoCapFights The blonde went from throwing hands to crying like a baby real fast…
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@ESPNFC Possession change between this and the goal, so VAR didn’t have to check this far back. Simple
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@CyclingInASkirt I’m always surprised when I see cyclists because I think get a car, nice heated seats, bluetooth your tunes on, cup of travel tea. Why are you sitting on a hard little seat dressed like the green cross code Man in the pissing rain???
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@ATRightMovies Get Casino on that graphic please! The disrespect
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@sportbible City V Leeds at the end of last season broke it and no one speaks…don’t come at me with it was a rearranged game and the TV deals were already in place excuse….3pm is 3pm. Surely?
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@cocosarel You’ve had a shocker here. VillaπŸ˜‚ You’d love to delete and start again but the engagement numbers are too high and that’s what matter eh?
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@FBAwayDays It was the β€˜Where’d you get your jeans from?’ That really hurt the guy I’m sure…
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@NoContextBrits Not exactly a Passport photo is it?
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@DirtyFootbaIIer This Man has attended his de-escalation training and knew exactly what was needed…
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@mrlizardkingz
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@GolfCentralDoc Team America should send him home now. PGA Tour - ban him for life! Never want to see his face again, the disrespect to Team Europe, to the spirit of Golf and to Rory is unacceptable.
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@mrlizardkingz
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@trollz456 @footballontnt Because it’s fun
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@mrlizardkingz
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1 year
@SkySportsPL We’re going to need Roy Keane’s thoughts on the City and United boys relaxing together
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@mrlizardkingz
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10 months
@JasonManford @PalaceAndOpera Audience responsibility. It’s just common courtesy. I always take my rubbish to the bin, I even pick up as much popcorn from the floor as possible if I drop any, I can’t get every little bit, but it’s just polite … surely?
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@mrlizardkingz
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@historyinmemes Now we know Kevin McCallister’s father was a doctor and that’s how he managed to pay for that big house and a family holiday to Paris.
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@mrlizardkingz
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@notgayneverwas You mean the tree at the bottom of my street isn’t my dogs?? I’m not breaking that to him…
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@mrlizardkingz
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@flushingitgolf This is not Golf! Embarrassing roadshow
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@mrlizardkingz
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10 months
@any_spare Stone Island gear + First beer =
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@mrlizardkingz
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@DiogoMendess7 Meanwhile we’re all packing 81’s and struggling to make 15k to break even on the draft!
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@mrlizardkingz
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@ianyoungkop I have to ask…Who was the commentator?
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@mrlizardkingz
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4 months
@CJsimonson She is correct.. No one wants 3 hours of her. Robert Smith forever a legend
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@mrlizardkingz
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2 months
@GuyCharnock Not only the golf course, but everywhere.
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