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Ryan Gardiner

@ryangardiner92

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Ryan Gardiner
1 year
@footballacca Rodri also started crying when Spain couldn't lay a glove on Scotland
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Ryan Gardiner
7 months
Tannadice looking like a bowling green 200 yards up the road 😂
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Paul Vinova
7 months
Dens has a new duvet, or is it an umbrella!? 🤔 #Dundee #Scotland #DFC #DundeeFC
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1 year
@leahsmithh7 Away and take a flying focus to yersel
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@viewofficial @OsloHackney Proper Brennan and Dale feel about this, they definitely call each other Dragon and Nighthawk
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1 year
"The moment they tell me that I can't get on the pitch it's fine, you know why? Cause I'll still get fucking paid mate, 1500 dollars a day, ma man"
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Ryan Gardiner
5 years
Dundee Football Club's biggest achievements... United losing a Scottish cup final to St Johnstone. Winning a derby that led to United's relegation. Shankland pulling out of a Scotland squad due to injury.
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Ryan Gardiner
2 years
Led us to a Scottish Cup, turned Garry Kenneth into Paolo Maldini for a season. What a fucking player
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talkSPORT
2 years
What is the best loan signing ever? 🤔
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@ryangardiner92
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2 years
Watching back the highlights it's funny seeing Blair Spittal gesturing to United fans and calling them fucking cunts when he scored, hope he enjoyed the last 20 minutes 😂
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Dee till eh deh is worse than united in pursuit even after us pursuing the other 11 teams for 38 weeks unsuccessfully
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‘Dee till eh deh’: Dundee fans react as ‘beautiful’ new away kit nods to Dens Park ditty
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Ryan Gardiner
2 years
No believing thon McGrath news until @ScottBurns75 retweets it👀
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2 years
@AgentScotland Just a little bit, not even mentioned on sportscene. Meltdown at the correct offside decision last week though
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2 years
Craig Gordon going in to a challenge
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@dundeeunitedfc Well done, after that January transfer window we've just sealed our relegation on the first of February.
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2 years
Birighitti's second game and we've already scored from him looking to release the ball quickly and start an attack, get it up yi ben siegrist
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Ryan Gardiner
2 years
Watching back the highlights it's funny seeing Blair Spittal gesturing to United fans and calling them fucking cunts when he scored, hope he enjoyed the last 20 minutes 😂
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2 years
@OfficialPDC Does Fallon get a bye into the next round for winning the woman's matchplay?👀
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2 years
@32watto This is sure to delight the Motherwell fans 😂
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Ryan Gardiner
4 months
St Mirren with a tangerine and black training kit in honour of their best player signing for @dundeeunitedfc
@Irish_Buds
Irish Buddies
4 months
Got sent this earlier on WhatsApp New training range available in-store 👊
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Ryan Gardiner
2 years
Fletcher near decapitated ref changes his mind about the penalty Shankland trips over a blade of grass penalty Nae wonder people canna be arsed with Scottish football 😂😂
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Ryan Gardiner
1 year
Imagine trying to get away for a few days and still being hit with these mutant zombie bastards
@bluesbrothers86
Rangers FC & Linfield FC
1 year
Benidorm, 12th July 2023! 🟠🇬🇧🪈🥁
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@Wayne501Mardle @OfficialPDC I liked the bit where Sherlock tried to eat the flip flop
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@littlepaul1885 @footballacca It was an open top yacht sailing in Rodri's tears
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5 months
Birighitti's out of contract today, just incase anyone forgot
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5 years
@dundeeunitedfc See you at St Mirren in 4 year
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7 months
@dundeeunitedfc Should've posted this yesterday about 4pm
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Ryan Gardiner
2 years
In the grand scheme of things, 1-0 to Livi, 3-0 to St Mirren and 2-1 to St Johnstone are all just as bad as the 9-0 IMO
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2 years
Aberdeen next week @dundeeunitedfc
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@craigcairns001 That's not homophonic but it is funny get a grip man 😂
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Ryan Gardiner
7 months
Take a drink Joyce
@joycemcm
joycemcmillan
7 months
Has the @ScotRail alcohol ban expired or something? This is the third Glasgow-Edinburgh train I’ve been on in the last 24 hours that’s been awash either with drunk people swigging from cans and bottles - definitely alcohol - or the resulting piles of empties. What’s going on?
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Ryan Gardiner
2 years
That's an absolutely raking pass from Harkes by the way
@JackSoutar04
Jack Soutar
2 years
Birighitti ➡️ Harkes ➡️ Middleton ➡️ Goal
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Ryan Gardiner
5 years
Scotland player Ian Black when he was a 4th division player, playing for a club that was only months old 🤔
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@dundeeunitedfc So rock me mama like a wagon wheel Rock me mama any way you feel Heyyyyyyyy Trapanovski
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Ryan Gardiner
3 years
@pieandbov The year is 2030, Dundee United fans have been shouting 'fucking shoot' for 9 years now.
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Ryan Gardiner
2 years
@pieandbov Gonna be something like this
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2 years
@HibernianFC Has the expert isolated the EQ and centralised the bandwidth?
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2 years
@dundeeunitedfc No doubt we'll play Immi out of position and he'll be in the club shop instead
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1 year
@dundeeunitedfc @DundeeUnitedFCW Taking the piss here lads
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7 months
I know this was a shocker but I forgot just how bad it was😂😂😂😂
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Livie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@dundeeunitedfc Morton players and fans raging after getting beat at their own game fucking beautiful
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Ryan Gardiner
4 years
@Luke74304721 @RaithRovers @dundeeunitedfc @CoveRangersFC The reconstruction plan was dug shite and will always be dug shite until sky let go of the sfas balls in demanding 4 celtic v zombies games, until reconstruction can create a proper 18 team league there's no point
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@dundeeunitedfc Announce @DylanLevitt as player/head coach
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@SkyNews How can you invent singing
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2 years
@Boydie1991 @pieandbov Siegrist would still be holding on to that ball now
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3 years
@NicolaSturgeon #BoostedByTheBells so I can enjoy the week of football I have lined up that you ruined, cheers
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5 years
@beINSPORTS_EN Surely not just me that can see the defenders head and shoulder is ahead of his knee anyway 🤔
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2 years
The story of Jim Goodwin's first game
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7 years
@GaryAnderson180 395 and a lighter it's a calibre, refillable
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1 year
@itvfootball Why is aluko there after the abuse she was giving paddy kenny?
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@east_facts
Facts East Africa
1 year
IMAGE: A Kenyan protester kicking back a teargas canister at security officers quelling protests in Kenya over hike in taxes and high cost of living.
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@ThomasMcGhee6 @robert_grieve They've lost 10 in a row to Micky Mellon's tangerine army
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2 years
Being 100 yards closer to Newcastle was what swung it for Mrs Ross
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Ryan Gardiner
2 years
Meanwhile everyone at @dundeeunitedfc refuses to believe relegation is even a possibility
@ScottBurns75
Scott Burns
2 years
Motherwell board meeting today. Massive call to be made. Club's Premiership status pretty much riding on it.
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2 years
Same again tonight please @dundeeunitedfc
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Ryan Gardiner
3 years
@32watto @liamm_kelly Carljohan Eriksson is your goalie @dundeeunitedfc
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1 year
Kris Boyd-esque from John souttar there
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5 years
Braeview brae
@MerielMyers
Meriel
5 years
I could do this but I just don’t have the right shoes
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2 years
4 home embarrassments in a row and they've been given Monday aff 🙈
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2 years
@dundeeunitedfc Announce @AzizBehich work permit
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2 years
Absolute shame if that's Gordon's career ended, but when you're jumping in like that you only have yourself to blame. The referee has only reversed that decision because of the injury
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3 years
@dundeeunitedfc That fact we are looking for a Head Coach instead of a Manager gives me the fear
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3 years
16 points lost from winning positions since 20th Feb #tamball
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Ryan Gardiner
7 months
Middleton not interested in his man then asking what happened 😂😂😂
@ICTFC
Inverness Caledonian Thistle FC
7 months
⚽ Wallace Duffy's goal against Dundee United this afternoon!
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Ryan Gardiner
2 years
If only there was a month in the season where we could bring people in to cover for these situations
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Evening Telegraph Sport
2 years
Ian Harkes injury blow for Dundee United as midfielder faces weeks on the sidelines
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2 years
Not sure how we'll manage it without Nicky Clark but 3 points tonight please
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2 years
@32watto Canna believe we're away to do a Leicester @32watto
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2 years
Looking forward to the first sub being Djoum for Sibbald on 70 minutes whether we're 1-0 up or 4-0 down
@dundeeunitedfc
Dundee United FC
2 years
📋 Our 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐗𝐈 to face @CelticFC on 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐓𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲-𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 of the #cinchPremiership at Tannadice 4️⃣ Four changes from last week ⚡️ Harkes & Middleton return to XI 🔙 Edwards and McMann back in defence 🗞 | #UTDCEL | #DUFC
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@The_Tman10 Barry ferguson never passed the ball forward in his career 😂
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@dundeeunitedfc @FCNordsjaelland Give them birrighitti as part of the deal
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@32watto His 3 goals that season have been fucking massive
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2 years
Jeeeeesus 😳
@JackSoutar04
Jack Soutar
2 years
Dylan Levitt inches away from scoring one of the best goals this season
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Both of these teams have that awarded against the other 10 teams in the league, nae doubt about it
@Zeshankenzo
Lint
5 months
Let’s get this out the way - this is a penalty.
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Ryan Gardiner
2 years
So our only chances of staying up are Fox turning into Pep overnight and Newman being a hidden gem Sound
@CuparArabs
Cupar Arabs
2 years
Today's AGM: - No plans to change the manager or sporting director - Ogrens will not be putting any more funds in - “Tony’s my man”
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1 year
@dundeeunitedfc Is the season over?
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How long would Lewis Neilson have sat waiting for his debut under RN? 🤔
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Delighted for the boy and his son travelling all that way again 😂😂😂
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@dundeeunitedfc If the next post isn't a manager, a signing or a new kit we riot
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@dundeeunitedfc Sign some players to take on the trip
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@dundeeunitedfc Kevin no goals Holt get him dropped for Tuesday
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Woke up hanging oot my arse and still raging at Liam Fox
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@dundeeunitedfc @Quinn_Bet People moaning for the sake of moaning, nae problem when we're promoting alcohol on the front back last year, or promoting big bad lorries that harm the environment 🧐😂 also, announce harkes and levitt
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@ChrisDevine22 @dundeeunitedfc A freak own goal and a goal the keeper is arguing never crossed the line calm doon😂
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@dundeeunitedfc Can bang about only conceding so many goals all you want but that's nearly 2 months since we've scored the first goal 👀
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Spurs players on full pay while non playing staff take a 20% cut fucking disgusting stuff that
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@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
4 months
EXCLUSIVE! Dundee United pushing for Jack Walton comeback following top flight return from the Championship | @ScottBurns75 #DUFC ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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