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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

2 years

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

2 years

Maybe those of us that don't have periods should sign up for period tracking apps and just input bad data.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

5 years

"We've got dog park at home"

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@aussiesdointhgs

5 years

When mom drives past the dog park💔

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5 years

Phone Volunteer: So. Who is in charge of the #UglyDogs ? Me: Nobody. PRV: But who is in charge? Me: No one. It is anarchy. It is the collective voice & will of a force of positive vibes and will. It is collective chaos that self organizes. It exists past time itself. PRV: ...

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6 years

#UglyDogs #afterschoolspecial Please, remember to talk to your dogs about the dangers of under aged drinking. No worries everyone, we told Flame no and kept the bottle opener away.

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@mrlent

6 years

This is Sarah. She's ready for all sorts of winter spring adventures.

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@mrlent

3 years

I don't want to alarm anyone There is a supply chain shortage of dog names. Just saw a kennel with a dog named Woodstove. If you're at a point where you're just naming dogs after things in your cabin, reach out for help. My team of people can assist in providing a list.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

6 years

Hey peoples. I petted a dog. Then another dog. Many dogs.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

6 years

Coming from Ireland, corgis are technically eligible to run the Iditarod, being a "northern" breed. Preparing for climate change, mushers are building cabins to keep their low riding high torque team secret, training for years without any snow. #FakeIditarodBanquetStories

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2 years

I'll go out and say it: Anchorage's policy of an 84-hour plow out is a failure of public health policy. There have been some absolute choices being made here.

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@mrlent

5 years

Waffle Iron + Brownie Mix. You can thank me later.

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@mrlent

6 years

So, I picked the metal badge off my wallet the other day, and found a secret message. Hello back to you, mystery wallet professional.

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@mrlent

6 years

#UglyDogs

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@mrlent

3 years

She passed away once she found a comfortable spot in her favorite place to sleep, right next to @Kristieinaction 's side of the bed. There is no way she would have had the strength to continue into the transfusions and biopsy. She got to leave surrounded by us in comfort at home.

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@mrlent

5 years

Me: They got me this cool name badge though.

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@mrlent

6 years

Due to the success of musher grams, 907248MUSH will now be 1900248MUSH. Kids must get parental permission before calling. $2 for the first minute, 5 cents each additional. Proceeds will fund the entire Iditarod. #FakeIditarodBanquetStories

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@mrlent

5 years

Worse then Corona, there's iditarod fever. Symptoms include: - loss of productivity - anxiety - extreme emotional highs and lows - yelling at the live feed and tracker - asking people if they've heard about dog - insomnia Lasts for 7 days and often more.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

6 years

10 Commandments of Arm Chair Mushing 1. Thou shalt not panic if the GPS doesn't move. It is only a dot, and not actually the musher. There are many reasons why that dot might not move, and nothing shalt be assumed until the press release or official word from the musher's mouth.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

2 years

You ain't ready for these beans

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@mrlent

4 years

@AmberSevart Everytime this happens to me I just try to upsell them into a 24/7 service contract at ten times their cost and weirdly it calms most of that down

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@mrlent

6 years

Due to national attention to the Iditarod, Starbucks considers sponsoring every checkpoint to complete it's dark mission to have a shop on every street in America. Ghost town of Iditarod is pleased. #FakeIditarodBanquetStories

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@mrlent

3 years

sled dog christmas romance movie where santa's reindeer are sick & can't work so his son Nick has to go to small town Alaska to come with with an alternative solution and meets up with a stray pup that brings him to an up and coming musher who just escaped her large town law firm

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@mrlent

5 years

I am not allowed to tell small children that if they think their baby teeth falling out is a big deal, that they should wait until their baby eyeballs fall out.

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@mrlent

4 years

So I was at goodwill today and this woman in broken english asked me to reach this blue pillow that was definitely well above her head and I just kind of looked at it and then I got the pillow down because this is the law of the tall. She said gracias, and I said de nada.

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@mrlent

5 years

I've got Restart photos posted now...

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@mrlent

2 years

@chrissyteigen Dave from Accounting

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

6 years

While discouraged, mushers can offer Lyft and Uber services in each village. This really delayed the back of the pack this year. #FakeIditarodBanquetStories

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@mrlent

2 years

@khmattson They are not mutually exclusive

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@mrlent

4 years

I should make a virtual Iditarod race site where just every 14 days a new batch of numbers randomly runs across the trail and you all could watch how number 14 is resting on the trail for no particular reason what so ever for a few more hours than you expected.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

6 years

Apparently you have to get up pretty early to sponsor mile 420 of the #Kobuk440

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

2 years

@DeniseARubin They are not mutually exclusive

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@mrlent

3 years

If I just posted a picture of a puppy with no other context how many people would make assumptions and what would those assumptions be

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@mrlent

2 years

@coldfootfilms Might be 21 spaces, might be 14.

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@mrlent

1 year

Rumors of my death are half accurate

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@mrlent

3 years

It's 2021. Why don't we have Tupperware like containers that are immune to tomato sauce? I mean, we made a vaccine in a year. I feel like we're capable.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

3 years

He may be retired, but he still remembers a good chunk of what he's supposed to do in public

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@mrlent

5 years

Do you think dogs get songs stuck in their heads?

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@mrlent

5 years

We're almost all the same height

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

3 years

If someone at work says no to the question "do you want to see pictures of my dog(s)", you need to report that to HR because they're creating a hostile work environment.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

6 years

8 (continued) Posting your guesses, no matter how educated, only feeds everyone else's concerns and worries needlessly. 9. Thou shalt support your musher and the race. 10. Thou shalt enjoy the race. Keep Calm and Mush On, ya'll.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

4 years

Thank you for calling Anchorage Iditarod HQ. Yes, this is Daniel speaking. What are the dogs doing? The absolute best they can.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

4 years

No. Dog sled racing is not Alaskan NASCAR. For starters, there are left AND right turns.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

4 years

Hey Anchorage Restaurants... Remember as you create your outdoor seating areas: Wheelchairs and other mobility equipment still exist in a pandemic.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

5 years

@ReaganTMan People who literally got shot are the ones who were attacked. You said words in a public forum. They are saying words back. Fun Fact: They can be both against the shooter and your unpopular opinion at the same time. They don't have to express it at the same time.

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@mrlent

4 years

@LGlaucomflecken you brought him back into this world so I think legally you could just take him out if I'm to believe the legal advice of my mother when I was a child

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

6 years

#UglyDogs #Kobuk440 I'll have you all know that you have to give up something for Lent at Mile 111. The best mile of the Kobuk.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

3 years

this is what I'm imagining most of my twitter is like at the moment

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

1 year

Hate to say this but a lot of people in this hospital need a calendar and a map or something. They keep asking me what day it is and where we're at. Y'all know I'm sick right?

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@mrlent

4 years

If you're a store suddenly respecting the Americans with disabilities act to avoid confrontation about masks... I'm going to expect much much more with your parking lots, ramps, door ways, pool lifts, and elevators. Cool?

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@mrlent

4 years

Mac, the old senior puppy who can't hear as much supposedly... Can hear ham. Ham is typically not a noisy meat. That's it. That's the tweet.

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@mrlent

5 years

@coldfootfilms Togo was Pro-Vaccination. And before people start screaming and shouting about it being antitoxin and not a vaccination - It was discovered in 1907 that giving Diphtheria Toxin and Antitoxin in monitored measured dosages would basically work as a vaccine. Years before the run.

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@mrlent

5 years

Can I speak with the manager of this weekend because I didn't get the full value out of my weekend order and would like a new weekend

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

2 years

The snow plow map is now the hunger games map of Anchorage. What is your district known for?

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@mrlent

5 years

Bend the knee

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@mrlent

5 years

Iditarod fun fact: The Iditarod is perfect for introverts who hang with the dog at parties and feel the need to answer the call of the wild for about a week plus some days straight and might want to lose twenty pounds. Ask your doctor and therapist if Iditarod might work for you

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

3 years

We can mush if we want to We can leave your friends behind 'Cause your friends don't mush And if they don't mush Well, they're no friends of mine

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

2 years

EACH MUSHER MUST MAKE A 24-HOUR STOP DURING THE RACE. THIS STOP MAY BE TAKEN AT THE MUSHERS OPTION AT A TIME MOST BENEFICIAL TO THE DOGS. EACH MUSHER MUST MAKE AN EIGHT-HOUR STOP ON THE YUKON RIVER. EACH MUSHER MUST MAKE AN EIGHT-HOUR STOP AT WHITE MOUNTAIN.

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@mrlent

5 years

Any one else load up the belt at checkout in the order they want everything bagged in? Just me? Cool.

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@mrlent

6 years

@molly_knight @QuinceMountain I didn't ask him to give up anything

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@mrlent

6 years

Dogs Will Lie to Get What They Want, Study Says Hrrmm @sasshole

Dogs Will Lie to Get What They Want, Study Says

Yes, even your dog is lying to you now.

www.vice.com

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@mrlent

3 years

It's my very professional armchair musher opinion that... They're all good dogs.

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@mrlent

2 years

Some days, a photo just hits different years after you took it.

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@mrlent

6 years

#UglyDogs Future Iditarod Gear requirements to address the possible issue of zombies. There's a risk of global warming releasing a previously frozen virus of bacteria from the previously frozen tundra and glaciers. Zombie killing stick provided by @cooperhill

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@mrlent

5 years

For funsies: Find that math teacher that told you that you wouldn't be able to carry around a calculator with you all the time, and show them your cell phone and yell out "IN YOUR FACE."

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@mrlent

4 years

#uglydogs #TheRedLantern The game starts off with one of the hardest tasks you could possibly do, which is adopting sled dogs without knowing what other sled dogs are available. So obviously... I adopted the first four dogs I met.

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@mrlent

6 years

@QuinceMountain @BlairBraverman @SomerMcNally We had a conference. There were TED talks. I made a really cool slogan for a shirt that I'm still laughing to myself about. "Are you me?"

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@mrlent

6 years

#mushertwitter #uglydogs I'm in the phone room again tonight. Call and say hi after 6pm AST. If you're wanting to do foreign language mushergrams, have a disability, etc that prevents you from calling. DM me. I'll see what I can do. Let's not go insane. I'm just one person.

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@mrlent

4 years

If a snow skirt is in plaid and my size, I can just wear it and call it a snow kilt right

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@mrlent

6 years

2. Thou shalt not panic if the dot doesn't follow the path. You are not the musher, and probably not aware of any trail changes. If the dot moves in a direction that doesn't please you, there is nothing you can do about it from your armchair. They probably aren't lost.

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@mrlent

4 years

Let me sing you the song of my people! *dead silence * My people are very introverted. They have no song. Go away.

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@mrlent

4 years

"Why do you prefer dogs over people, Daniel?" *Gestures wildly* "This. All of this."

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3 years

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@mrlent

5 years

I got a book for Christmas.

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@mrlent

3 years

Dog sled racing is not Alaskan NASCAR. For starters, there are left AND right turns.

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@mrlent

3 years

Sometimes I get texts

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@mrlent

6 years

I'm laughing to myself.

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@mrlent

5 years

Am I too late for Ugly appreciation hour?

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@mrlent

2 years

I'm not a snow plow expert but I'd assume just letting it snow for like 3 days straight without plowing isn't that great of an idea

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@mrlent

6 years

4. Thou shalt give the musher a benefit of a doubt. They are grown adults with a GPS tracker with a magic button that calls for help. There are plenty of support personal on the trail that will check up on them, and the other mushers will surely pass them shortly.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

6 years

Well, #Uglydogs . My shift is about over and so I guess it's time you meet my puppers. Meet Macintosh. We call him Mac for short. (semi)retired service dog.

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@mrlent

3 years

Well I didn't have "have emotions while waking by the dog food isle at grocery store" on my bingo card today but here we are

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@mrlent

2 years

Dog photos dog photos dog photos

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@mrlent

6 years

@BlairBraverman @QuinceMountain @SomerMcNally Business casual latex

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@mrlent

6 years

3. Thou shalt remember that GPS is a recent technology. The batteries, antennas, and the space maths that make it works sometimes create errors.

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@mrlent

4 years

Doctor just came out, everything so far has gone excellent. Surgery is finished, minimal bleeding. Probably an hour or so in recovery. High five everybody.

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Heading to the hospital for surgery. Please keep me in your prayers as I am extremely anxious. Dan isn't allowed to be w/ me during pre-op bc of Covid. Just another reminder to wear your masks! It makes a difference in more ways than 1. Please send Dan pics to keep him occupied

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@mrlent

6 years

6. Thou should pay for the GPS tracking and extra coverage before thou complains about the coverage. Thou need not beg and annoy people for screenshots unless they are ok with it.

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@mrlent

3 years

Mushergrams are a go. I repeat, they are a go. Mush, mush, mush. #uglydogs

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@mrlent

1 year

Sounds like Monday is going to be the important surgery day. Plastic surgeons going to be looking at my chest and maybe even stitching the whole thing up

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@mrlent

4 years

There is a dog sleeping on my foot so I'm here for a while

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@mrlent

4 years

If you don't cut the brownie, it is one brownie.

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@mrlent

5 years

@BlairBraverman Let's all ask a more important question as to why dogs aren't getting a proper trial with a jury of their peers

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@mrlent

5 years

Waiting for the press release but here's this

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

2 years

And just like that I've started my first zoo

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@mrlent

3 years

6am and already done with people today.

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Daniel Lent

@mrlent

6 years

@KatDevlon @AK_Chick @ctyankeesfan @Kristieinaction @QuinceMountain @justadrith @B_Carp01 @LevityNever @missmarjiec @Flamengo_en @MoonMeanderated @Midnight_Sun_ak Oh, hey, let's just force ourselves into a conversation where a bunch of people did some good in the world and worked with a responsible kennel that takes really good care of their dogs, because someone somewhere did something.

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@mrlent

5 years

Dear Beggin Strips, I actually believe that dogs do know its not bacon. You obviously have not spent a lot of time with a dog. If you did, you'd know they get excited about eating all sorts of horrible tasting things including their own poop.

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@mrlent

4 years

Iditarod Fun Fact: Mushers enjoy the crunch and taste of Musher Chow brand nutritional nuggets for humans. It comes in 7 fun exciting colors that some even say have different flavors. Pick up a box for yourself today!

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@mrlent

4 years

I have a musher joke but gee you might not haw

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