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known to rage quit twitter. football neutral

Joined April 2021
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Li5'4ndro Martinez is an unbelievable slander name
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Pep found out about his Jamaican heritage
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Kalvin Phillips is absent from today's #ManCity signing unveiling due to illness.
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Lukaku when he comes on and gets into a tussle with Van Dijk:
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Has Saka ever had a 90mins like Foden just had? Like I mean 90mins. Not a goal. Not a good 10mins or a half. A proper 90mins of football to that level? I dont think so
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Klopp before this season used to play 3 DMs in midfield and a 10 at striker
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Darwin is 1 goal behind Gabriel Jesus this season...
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@AJ151O Liverpool fan analysing VVDs facial expressions and deciding he was 'unphased' and had it 'under control'
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One crumb of CFA talent and their all timers start getting touched 🤣
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Players who have had 28+ G/A seasons for Chelsea in the Premier League. Cole Palmer Eden Hazard Frank Lampard Didier Drogba Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
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@lfcwxbb Good wholesome replies just laughing at a joke We aint got that no more
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Im just saying, Chelsea won the CL then started last season with 25 points out of 30 (!!!)...and STILL didnt havr the arrogance and smugness arsenal fans do
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This is like when Haaland comes deep and gets involved. Inspirational stuff
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@TheChelseaTalk He was the original CB playing fullback
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That Dias foul on Lukaku to prevent the counter was my favourite moment. Proper proper defender
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Its 32. We're not counting goals in a 42 game season
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The most goals scored in a Premier League season is 34. Erling Haaland is already at 11 😳
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Alisson played a long ball and commentator called it 'Ederson style' PL icon
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Saliba > Konate for me. Has to be said Im sorry
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Proper intl. trophies won whilst playing more than 25mins of the final Messi: 1 Ronaldo: 0 #GOAT
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@LyesBouzidi10 Hes a 90s/00s striker. Back in the day when the job was to gove the ball to thr forward and he'll do the rest. Guy gets the ball and thinks "me, run, shoot, score"
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20 bookmarks ffs. When Pep benches him v Sheffield
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Liverpool fans would call him a legend for this btw. Standards a bit higher here tho
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𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐍. @GabrielJesus9 .
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@Bd_irB_ll Rodri Gundo Bernardo midfield la HOWLER we are in for a treat
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Hope Bukayos making notes of this Mendes performance so far. Thats what we're after tomorrow chap
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@Ifcj__ He'll keep the gimmick going until his next purple patch
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Salah won POTY over him for scoring a bunch of pointless goals. KdB bossed every big 6 game and won his team the league by december
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eŵân #Rodri4BallonDor
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De Bruyne 17/18 it’s not close man
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Already limping
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HAALAND
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@SeanDOlfc @Fergie 7 in a row for citypool wow
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Treble winners getting called fake
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the fakest of watches
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@LyesBouzidi10 Ivan Toney only a goal behind and Mitrovic only 2 behind. Its raining goals so far this season
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@SeanDOlfc 4 PL titles despite having the lesser players
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Think footballs becoming of those rare sports now where theres a consensus GOAT. Very few if any have it.
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Ángel Di María expresses what it meant to secure the Copa América 2024 for Messi ♥️ 🗣️ "Today, we finally managed to win for him and bring him joy." 😄🇦🇷
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@flameosumeet I really dont understand how thats allowed. I.imagine other teams contemplating it assume its illegal
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@Sxne19iv2 Rice alone cost more than their whole squad
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Stones building another career ffs. First Otamendi, then Dias...and now Maguire. KSI of football
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Maguire hive we really did it dawg. It took some time but our work is done.
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Blatant lie as Sane dribbled past him at Anfield when he gave away a last min penalty
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ON THIS DAY: In 2019, Virgil van Dijk completed an entire Premier League and Champions League campaign without being dribbled past by an opponent. ◎ 50 games ◎ 73% duels won ◎ 25 clean sheets ◎ 6 goals ◉ 0x dribbled past And he got a trophy to show for it. 🏆
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😂😂 What makes it funny is that its the fanbase that, for over 20 years, has genuinely beleived there is an agenda AGAINST them.
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BREAKING: Gabriel Martinelli's opening goal for Arsenal against Liverpool was allowed to stand because of a VAR loophole
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Cringe. Just because one came out on top doesnt mean the other wasnt in contention. 2 of our wins came with them being a point behind. People try too hard to devalue that Liverpool side
@TheCityRamble
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🗣️ “The Pep vs Klopp era didn’t exist” 🤬 @abooker17 shares his thoughts on the Man City vs Liverpool era. 🤔 Do you agree?
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@incelReplies Not incel
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@SeanDOlfc Tuchels got chelsea higher in the table rn than pool and got sacked. Standards different i suppose
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@TheChelseaTalk Doing it at Chelsea though la. Different environment. Stade de Etihad is different levels 🤭
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We're the gen z club lmao. The fortnite, tik tok, nintendo switch generation love us
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Very interesting if I say so myself
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@tonykitchenz Neymar obvs
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@Bd_irB_ll Nahh Akes aura got him just admit it
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@afcjxmes Next PL game yh. We got 2 games until then
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@MessiMX30iiii I actually confused as to what his reasoning was for this
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@gaz183728 Because it worked. He lost the players to do it, got players whos strengths were different and so played differently. Great coaches adapt
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@Sxne19iv2 Davies uno. Get me a ticket to fantasy Island too
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@Evertxn Probably because top clubs actually wanna hire him
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Dkm you think they changed the badge so they wouldn't have to use green ink anymore?
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Liverpool are Footballing Royalty. Our full crest/badge reflects that. I can't help thinking the change is some kind of cost cutting measure to save on printing costs on various merchandise or some such bullshit.
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@Sxne19iv2 Rashfords their hueng min son fr
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Yep. Basically a lesser version of kdb silva fernandinho
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It is genuinely perfection in terms of balance.
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@lfcbas lfcbastard
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@umirf1 Im convinced Haaland was made in a lab by a Messi fan to prove a point to Ronaldo fans
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@grizeldawhat Thats actually cold af
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Naaah watched 888sport vid and that guy rory flemings said Spurs are bigger than City omds. His logic was they won the double in 1951 😭
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@316simsim Still 6 games to go tbf
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@Sxne19iv2 Also confidence. Nunes sort of guy that would apologise if someone bumped into him....Bellingham does the bumping then makes the other guy apologise
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@SeanDOlfc Ill raise you: ederson rested
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Guy pretended he had sources in Manchester
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Manchester United star Mason Greenwood 'is arrested for breaching bail conditions imposed on him after his arrest for rape, assault and making threats to kill'
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Thomas Frank took 6 off Pep last season
@Rory_Talks_Ball
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Final thing I’ll say on this… Neither Klopp nor Guardiola has EVER taken all 6 points off the other manager Klopp has never even taken 4 off Guardiola in a season Arteta has the number of 2 of the best to ever do it in this league
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@ShaunlfcT Agreed. Shame Konates done neither
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Dfkm first thing i thought of was vincent kompany
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Nahh Teta gotta play Jesus against Bozø/Gimp tomorrow for a stat pad sesh
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Think Liverpool fans overstate how 'bad' Adrian is. Hes not that bad. Theyre just used to the best keeprr itw getting them results they dont deserve. Anyone else in net makes them think some bs is going on
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Hahaha this is an all time luck season for Liverpool. Even utd would win the quadruple with this luck
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Gerard Moreno limps off Villarreal's game against Getafe tonight after a super performance...11 days before their Champions League semi final with Liverpool. Looked like a muscle problem, worrying...
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@Evertxn Arsenal have benefitted from a kind schedule with huge breaks tbh
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@leedsinfideI When he gets into a tussle with Brendan Rodgers in his first game:
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@isoquince Rory Jennings played you like a banjo
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@nuejabes You did it on the sly whilst Klopo laid down his soul for them trophies 😭
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Theyve gone from copying Pep 17-19 to Pep 22-23
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@TMftbl Jeezy peeps man
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Response to this is shocking Liverpool fans would always curse their midfields lack of creativitg and excuse Firminos numbers as he dropped into midfield 1 season and it didnt happen? Come on lads dont deny your history, be proud #YNWA #6times
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@SeanDOlfc They call him the butcher because he makes sure everybody eats
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@abzMCFC___ If this were city is be nervous and/or frustated. Neutral games though yh its fun
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We "broke the game financially" and yet you STILL spend more This copium is insane
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Honestly City's treble doesn't even bother me that much. They broke the game financially. They injected fake amounts of money into the game and used it super well. There will be anomalies here and there but teams have to get super rich and efficient to beat them long term
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Stones would jog back to positon and Laporte would fall down claiming foul himself
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Im convinced non-PL clubs have a pact between each other to sell their players for far less in an effort to maintain sttrength outside England Any English club approaches him and a 0 gets added onto the end of that figure
@polballus
Pol Ballús
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Barcelona agree €3m deal to sell Memphis Depay to Atletico Madrid ⁦ @TheAthleticFC
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@avisualgame Positioning and physicality. He can react quicker, push defenders off and has 4ft long legs to reach anything
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Its amazing how these people genuinely think theyre in the right
@AmjadAlnour
أمجد النور | Amjad Alnour
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احترم القوانين أو غادر #كأس_العالم_قطر2022 #WorldcupQatar2022 🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇶🇦
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@premierleague @ManUtd Refs make sure of that
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Jokes aside how can you be on a pro-footballer salary and still feel the need to bet?? Greed is a crazy thing
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CentreGoals.
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🚨🚨 | Ivan Toney bet on his own team, Newcastle, to lose 13 times out of his 29 bets between August 2017 - March 2018. [ @SkyNews ]
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Theyre spending 85m on a defender instead of a striker?
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@BreakingBadIrny You missed one. Season5episode 5 37.08 also
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@raphinha_fan Wasnt a goal mate. Rules are rules
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Haalands scored 51 this season yet...honestly...hes not a 'great' finisher
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We cannot lose on Saturday man. In fact Id take humilaiting Ls v PSG and Liverpool for a W v Chelsea
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Poor performance in the CL vs No performance in the CL 🤔
Another one who everyone swears is better than Martinelli whilst watching a grand total of 0 games
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He cost 67m the same way Haaland cost 50m
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@SeanDOlfc Pellegrini shouldve knocked out Klopps dortmund with his malaga side but a valid goal was disallowed. Go rewatch the tapes. Pellegrini had Klopps number
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@Sxne19iv2 Cristiano just isnt that guy tbh. Bernardo isnt gonna worship an inferior player
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@419simsim Haaland debates? Bro we're about to run back foden debates
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@Sxne19iv2 Looool hes talented but shit like that shows he'll never be elite
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@NA1907_ Hes got.personality. that goes a long way
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@Sxne19iv2 Ronaldos team won a treble without him
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@Ron7ii @Sxne19iv2 No idea what that is
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@LyesBouzidi10 I liked it bro. Whats not to like?
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@SeanDOlfc You ruined more lives with $trias than Dahmer did with his escapades lowkey
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Theres ribbons on two sides aint there? 🧐
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City & pool fans know only one of them can win the title init
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Rodri UNBEATEN IN 61 !!!!
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