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The arse formerly known as Mork Jenkinsnot

@mp_mork

2 months

Liz Truss is an absolute inspiration to me. Becoming Prime Minister, despite her complete lack of any understanding of anything at all, gives half wits like me the confidence to persevere.

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Putting the finishing touches to yet another of the 40 new hospitals that we promised you!!! Tories deliver 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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1 year

If any immigrants sneak in via Siddick pond, they're gonna have to get past me before they make a beeline for Workington benefits office. While I'm at it, I am also on the lookout for any roofers who think it's British to wear safety gear.

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25 days

Just been down to place my bet on me losing my seat week after next.

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6 months

Very unfortunate incident in the HoC toilets today - apparently, Lee Anderson was visiting the toilets when some Labour MPs, who were already in there, laughed at him. Lee was so upset by this that he left the toilet immediately. Consequently he shat his pants.

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10 months

Love this pic - Me and Liz Truss - reminds me of that well known pub chain - Slug and lettuce

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7 months

Carol Vorderman has no shame! Having another dig at poor Johnny Mercer, saying that he's broken his promise on no homeless veterans! I have personally been involved in the delivery of a new home for veterans

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5 months

Victoria Atkins - just about to take a piss on the steps of number 10, to commemorate 14 years of Tories pissing on the NHS.

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10 months

I can NOT wait to see Carole Malone and Andrew Pierce as Mouldy and Slurry in their X Files remake. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE (but you won't get it from these two)

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3 months

Great to see my old pal, Lee Anderson, building a vibrant youth movement

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5 months

Letters are going in to the 1922 committee calling for Sunak to resign. I'm not very good at letters, so I sent in a picture of him instead. #ToryChaos

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1 year

I don't know why folk keep banging on about diving to the Titanic - that's NOTHING compared to the depths me and Lee Anderson are prepared to descend to.

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5 months

Great to see they're remaking my favourite 70s cartoon - Wacky Racists. Bastardly being a c*nt to everyone whilst Muttly sniggles along #jimdavidson #leeanderson

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5 months

YES! I'm in the new series of The Wacky Racists!

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6 months

Saw marzipan dildo trending and thought it was something to do with the wonderful bell end headed Isabel Oakshott.

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5 months

Apparently 15% of UK households went hungry last month. On my Tory MP salary I wasn't one of them, so do I give a feck? What do you think?

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1 year

Johnny Mercer is absolutely right - we should not be giving food to hungry people. They'll just eat it, or worse, swap it for drugs.

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8 months

Richard Tice and Isabel Oakshott - my favourite TV couple! The Jack and Vera of fascism, the Scott and Charlene of white supremacy, the Basil and Sybil of xzenophobia

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3 months

HELP! I've been kidnapped by some VERY BAD People - they're threatening to take turns shoving their thumbs up my arse if I don't pay up! Please send £5000 urgently #MarkMenzies

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1 year

Just like Boris, I too keep a diary. And just like Boris, I have nothing to hide! The inquiry can have my diary if they ask.

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1 year

What a leader, what a loss! I'd like to see Sunak fit 3 cricket stumps up his arse!

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1 year

The new swimming pool for Maryport is almost complete! Tories deliver, yet again🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 levelling up🇬🇧🇬🇧💩💩💩

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8 months

Now that I've noticed that Isabel Oakshott's head looks like a dildo, I understand why her natural inclination is to be a bell end

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6 months

As I've said before, National Service did me no harm! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💩

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11 months

Bring Back Boris! The only PM, EVER, who could fit three cricket stumps up their arse! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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7 months

My pet ferret, Ivor, is quite upset - apparently, Carole Malone is going around doing impressions of him.

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6 months

Dear Liz Truss - we were insepersble, you know. Slug and Lettuce, you might say.

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4 months

Great news! I've got my own GB News show! It's called "Jenky talks shite". It comes live from my cludgey each week, where I talk shite with other right wing nutters whilst having a plop. My first guest is Lee Anderson who will be performing his new single, 'Help me Rwanda'

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1 year

Dear GBNews - you know when you sack Dan Wootton for reasons in no way connected to him being an absolute serial abuser and all round bell end? Well, I would like to pitch for his job. I have an idea for a show - "Talking shite with Jenky". I've cut a pilot - what do you think?

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9 months

Lee Anderson is absolutely right about National Service - as I've said before, it was the making of me as a young lad

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9 months

Great news - Starsky & Hutch remake! Episode 1 - the boys investigate why a TV channel for c*nts has axed 2 c*nts for being absolute c*nts. #FoxAndRobinson

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4 months

The crowd were disappointed by the table dancing event, although one pensioner did slip a ten shilling note down Lee Anderson's underpants. #LeeAnderson #tice #reform

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7 months

Been out in Harrington with this horrible little hobbit, Bawbag Biggins, distributing extremely cheap selection boxes to the peasants to make them forget what c*nts we are.

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6 months

What a great effort! Well done, Paul. The sign looks very well made - I'm guessing maybe the dog did it? Well, give him a pat from me!

Reform UK - Sunderland

@ReformUKSun

6 months

Today we kickstarted Cllr Donaghy’s campaign for North East Mayor, in his hometown of Washington! Thank you for everyone who spoke to us, lots of pledges to vote for us! 👏👏 #VoteReform #ReformUK

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10 months

Doesn't Queen Camilla look gorgeous in Paris, today? She reminds me a lot of my pet ferret (Ivor Knackeroff ) - he looks great in a hat too

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3 months

Julia Hartley-Brewer says the reason she didn't retract her statement on the Australia attacks sooner was because she had her head stuck up her arse. Poor Julia - it quite ruined her hair as well.

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@mp_mork

8 months

Laurence Fox is a lying bastard! I had that Batman role in the bag, 'til some woke little shithouse told the studio that I was a member of the Hitler Youth.

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10 months

Dedicated follower of fascism #MakeSongsTory

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8 months

Felt very nostalgic today - picked something out of my teeth and it turned out it was one of Boris' arse hairs - oh how I miss kissing that ring!

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1 year

Look at this big sack of rubbish!

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1 year

I will miss Nadine Dorries enormously. She was such a lovely colleague - never said no to anyone. If she doesn't deserve to be a Baroness, I really don't know who does.

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6 months

Hey Paul - nothing says "common sense" more than shorts and flip flops in January. Love the lets make Britain great sign, on a wonky signpost, next to an empty caravan lot - so classy.

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7 months

UNBELIEVABLE! Some scumbag has been caught on CCTV nicking baubles off Rishi's tree!

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6 months

@NoContextBrits @stuzi_pants Slug and lettuce

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6 months

On Friday I visited Cockermouth School to talk to Year 11 students about my upcoming Workington Skills Fair. I hope they are inspired by me - a thick, useless, talentless twat - yet i found my ideal job!

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5 months

Hannah Barbera continue with their classic cartoon remakes - this time it The Hair Bear C*nts #LeeAnderson

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23 days

Wouldn't Johnny Mercer make a marvelous James Bond? And he has his own Miss MangeyFanny all ready to support him,?

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1 year

This is DEFINITELY one for the diary! What a treat this will be! I haven't seen so many turds gathered in one place since United Utilities dumped all that sewage in Lake Windermere

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1 year

Three cheers for Lee Anderson and the New Cuntservatives! No one else had the guts to say what Lee says - Foreign care workers, coming over here to clean up pish and vomit, to care for dementia sufferers, to work all hours for feck all! IT HAS TO STOP! Care workers can FECK OFF!

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5 months

The vibrancy of Reform UK's youth conference was only slightly marred when one young fellow in the third row inadvertently shat himself.

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6 months

Update on this earlier post: Lee Anderson now says he regrets having shat himself, and if he's offered the chance, he would definitely like to unshat himself and get back to clean, shit free trousers.

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@mp_mork

6 months

Very unfortunate incident in the HoC toilets today - apparently, Lee Anderson was visiting the toilets when some Labour MPs, who were already in there, laughed at him. Lee was so upset by this that he left the toilet immediately. Consequently he shat his pants.

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17 days

Great to see that Nigel Farage has designed a logo just for him, made up of his initials

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7 months

What's going on? Is everyone getting a hobbit now?

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4 months

On Sunday I'm organising an Easter egg hunt for some undeserving urchins, so I can pretend to give a shit about them. I've hidden two eggs already - can you spot them?

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6 months

Dear Rishi - now that Lee Anderson has resigned, can I be deputy chairman, please? I have ALL the right credentials.

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1 year

It is absolutely appalling that dark forces have blocked Nadine's peerage just because she is as thick as pig shit. I mean, by the same token, where does that leave someone like me?

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4 months

You'll have heard about the lunatic fringe? Well this is it. #MelaniePhillips

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5 months

Great turnout for the launch of reform UK's youth section. Although poor Ben Habib seems to have been punched in the knackers by Anne Widecombe - such fun 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💩

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3 months

Andrew Pierce and Methadone Mick - never seen in the same room!

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1 year

Giving blood today - nurse says I have a rare type - Retard Negative

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3 months

Been out knocking on some doors today

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7 months

Been reading 'A Christmas Carol' - Starts off really good - lots of inspirational greed and nastiness. The end is rubbish, though - the hero has a mental breakdown and succumbs to wokery!

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7 months

What a fine looking fellow Joseph is! So much do that I've invited him to join my 'young slugs' club.

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Fantastic meeting at CCHQ this morning

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3 months

@LizKershawDJ @GBNEWS Awww Liz - that's the very time I've set aside for shoving barbed wire up my arse!

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7 months

A fantastic time at the Allerdale Disability Association lunch today. Luckily my paper hat, atop my hideous visage, distracted everyone from asking me why we have scrapped the Minister for disabled and waged a war on disabled benefits for 23 years - my hypocrisy knows no bounds!

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10 months

I'm loving the way Lee Anderson has carefully positioned the mic to send a message to his core support

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21 days

Nigel Farage whipped the audience into a Frenzy at Maidstone today - one young chap just couldn't contain his excitement and had to take himself on hand.

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9 months

Are you an old person, living in Penrith & Solway constituency? Then I would be very grateful if you could arrange to die before the next election. I don't want you around to remember how I blindly supported Johnson, who was happy to throw you under a bus. Thanks in advance

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10 months

Lot of people saying #LordSugar is a bit of a c*nt because he won't pay taxes - just remember that he wasn't always rich - he started out just helping in the garden at Crossroads motel.

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@mp_mork

2 months

Oh no! Was it something I said?

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3 months

Well, that's my weekend sorted - see you all on Monday

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5 months

@DeardenDebi @LeeAndersonMP_ Why? Do you have a speech impediment?

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2 months

Great! Lee Anderson stars in remake of 'Speed' - he's trapped on a campaign bus that's wired to explode if Reform UK drop below Count Binface in the polls - Lee has to talk shite until Tice can defuse the bomb!

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6 months

Well, it's a new year - and like many I made a resolution to lose some weight in 2024. Then I passed a pie shop and I thought - feck this!

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22 days

@catseyesjohnson @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk Well done, Rita! The British political system relies on people like you, who have no capacity for critical thought and even less understanding of what is happening around you.

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3 months

@LizKershawDJ @GBNEWS I would love to tune in, but unfortunately tonight is the night I have my weekly knacker wash. So, in a way I'll still be watching a load of bollocks

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1 year

For all those piling in on poor Ben Mallet, and saying he doesn't deserve his honour - I say this: Ben is absolutely deserving of the honour, and he is NOT a spotty faced, talentless, entitled little twat, in any way, shape or form!

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@mp_mork

1 year

Some have pointed out that I bear a striking resemblance to a certain handsome movie character. I have to say though - he lacked ambition. He only wanted to destroy HALF the universe. No half measures for us Tories! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💩

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2 months

@LeeAndersonMP_ I do want my country back, Lee - so I've drawn a picture of you instead than signing - I hope you like it.

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Congratulations Nigel on the birth of your first grandchild

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10 months

#MakeSongsTory Nellie the Effluent

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1 year

@JohnnyMercerUK @bbcquestiontime Johnny, you were simply marvelous! As a person who struggles to understand most issues myself, it was inspiring to see a fellow ignoramus not letting his limitations stop him from talking authoritatively on subjects he has no understanding of

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10 months

Gillian Keegan is right! We don't get any f*cking thanks for all the bastard hard f*cking work we do! I work so f*cking hard for the betting lobby, all the thanks I get is £000s worth of hospitality. More need to get off their fat arses - I managed to prize one cheek off the sofa

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2 months

@MannieMighty1 The proper pronunciation is " Kunt"

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4 months

Great news! Frank Hester joins the cast of the remake of Wacky Racists!

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1 year

@darrengrimes_ If only we could think of an energy source that is always on tap - something that is constantly in motion, constantly generating energy vigorously. Something like your wrist, Darren - how about hooking it up to the grid?

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1 year

I have agreed to release all of my WhatsApp messages to the inquiry - I have nothing to hide

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3 months

Great news! Rachel Riley to star in remake of The Shining. It will give her a chance to channel the horror that sits at the core of her being

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11 months

#LochNessMonster There's been reports of a big, fat, horrible green swamp creature in a bog near Workington - I was down there myself today - didn't see a thing

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@trussliz @SWNCA How wonderful, Liz - it reminds me of that scene from one flew over the cuckoo's nest, where jack Nicholson takes the inmates for a nice day out.

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7 months

Who the feck is Andrew Doyle?

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8 months

Oh no! Andrew Pierce under investigation? I hope they don't cancel my favourite show!

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1 year

I am loving the X Files remake - Slurry and Mouldy are great. The truth is out there, but you won't hear it from these two.

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3 months

@miffythegamer What do you expect from someone who styles herself on a bell end?

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18 days

People of Penrith and Solway - vote for me or the puppy gets it! Think I won't do it?

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4 months

So Queen Camilla is taking a break from public duties. My ferret, Ivor, is very relieved. He's so fed up of her impersonating him at every opportunity

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10 months

All those taking the piss out of Liz Truss today - she may have had a slight faux Pas with the economy, but she was bloody good at running the cabin - like to see you do that!

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3 months

Despite this sign, I've just been run over by a cow driving a tractor. "You've ruined British farming, you Brexit c*nt!" It mooed, as it sped off. I think remoaner cows hate Britain! Send them back to cow land! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💩

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2 years

I've just shoved this electric charger up my arse, and I've got to say - I'm buzzing!

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