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Dr. Mortis J. Dorvis, PhD

@mortisjdorvis

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also known as monty. professor of RPF at twitter university and one of the last classically trained tumblrinas. fundraisers linked below 🇵🇸

he 🏳️‍⚧️ 20yrs
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@mortisjdorvis
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the greeks had socrates . yall have dr mortis j dorvis
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@zoeemustdie "it's just satire guys!" well...
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@carouselshotgun Idk why this is the hill they're choosing to die on 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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just facetimed glenn howerton i feel so crazy. thank you noelle bren and syd for this momentttttt
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@hyperprisms i think Max just knowingly set it up for failure by cutting the budget & forcing the weird asfk release schedule
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tell me why i opened grindr at the vampire lestat show and saw that armand de nolastname was within 200 feet of me 💀💀
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pathetic man kisser 🦇 wwdits spoilers
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tweet like you’re in the iwtv universe
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He looks transgender as fuck here
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petekey spotted. They hit the fucking PENTAGON
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Nothing will ever be as funny as the original idc
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julloween 🎃🍬 (justine)
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oomfs it’s almost the one year anniversary of this photo
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@carouselshotgun people call a lot of things that arent proship, proship... saw someone call hannigram proship... like yea its toxic but it's not proship
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you cant even run around poland as a gnome anymore. because of gnoke
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entire poland: those guys are harassing minimum wage employees at one of the absolute worst places you can work at in entire warsaw and making their job even worse than it already is while not even being funny, just straight up fucking annoying rest of the world: haha funny
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to address all the recent RPF discourse
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MIKEY WAY JUST LIKED AND RESPONDED TO MY COMMENT IF HE PLAYS BASS FOR COBRA STARSHIP I TAKE FULL CREDIT FOR IT
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@mortisjdorvis
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Next we dethrone anything harry potter related cuz yall need to GROW THE FUCK UP
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rose 📘💙
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for the first time in like three years there isn’t a single dsmp ship on this list. can we start popping bottles
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@FilthyValeska its literally this
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Btw proshippers and MAPs are using the 🫧 and 🎱 emojis to identify themselves! Stay safe yall! ❤️
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i cant believe she said this
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@flowermast Maybe he'd be normal if he sucked the blood from someome who was on lamictal
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@hyperprisms anne rice said her top choice for marius would be matt macfadyen who played tom wambsgans so 💀💀💀💀💀
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at what point in the span of 6 days between identifying as straight and identifying as bi did you purchase a bisexual flag and pin it to your ceiling
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@V4MPIREVEN0M They're unionizing
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Can we bring back kinsex
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@clancy2k Tyler Everything else is wrong
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@heyshadybaby96
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this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,
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I can't believe this has to be said time and time again. He is a known groomer creep but ppl still think you can "separate art from the artist." GIRL THE P3DO CONTENT IS IN THE MUSIC!
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i accidentally retweeted tyler joseph pregnancy on rpf of the day and then realized what fucking account i was on dear god
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Yall have no sympathy for minimum wage workers I see i see
@dxckiii
ducki 🏳️‍⚧️
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1k likes and i’ll knock it over
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notice how his face card never declines! #MARKHOFFMAN
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Dude
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Cmon miss lgbtq ally 👏🏳️‍🌈‼️
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fire whoever did that wig omfg 😭😭😭😭
📸| HQ photos of @ChappellRoan serving native New Yorker at The Gov Ball!
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Heres loustat demolition lovers by mcr if anyone cares...
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gomens
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i was gonna say "wtf do you mean you have a mikey way profile pic you should know" and then i clicked on the profile and realized they were probably hardly conscious when phan was at its peak in 2013-2016 😭😭😭
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@araneoIogy theyre so mad but their fave literally wrote this like at least be self aware
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remember when he reenacted that time he hit his ex girlfriend with a car?
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@mortisjdorvis
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The most annoying gay person you know is losing their shit right now
@DiscussingFilm
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‘OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH’ has been cancelled by Max after 2 seasons.
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Kids these days don't know shit about pen pineapple apple pen
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@fujofaulkner it does but arent most gomens fans 30 year old fujoshis i swear 60% of the fans are
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Girl i'll show you a visual of hole
@tswifterastour
The Eras Tour
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🚨| Visual of hole for “1989 (Taylor’s Version)”!
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Only in Ohio 💀💀💀💀
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@natnlive
danielle ⊬ dni.
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and meanwhile
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@HeartBathtub @chlocialism exactly! especially since the show's main focus is on a girl who has literally been taken advantage of by nearly every man in her life 😭😭😭😭 ppl agreeing in the replies is fucking WILD
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#THEVAMPIRELESTAT : i don't know what the hell you want from me!
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@Revcide @waaaberi @NewAfrikanMind do u want a gold medal or a round of applause
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@musicstruggles1 shes a millennial using buzzwords ignore her
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This is what happens when you point out that pete from fob likes em young on twitter
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my girlfriend is so hot she just did the whole guns for hands rap in the car
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#JASONSCHWARTZMAN : ookaayyy laterzzzz (¯▿¯)
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I LOVE RPF
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$tiles ❤️‍🔥
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i do not like rpf at all there i said it
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Again
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@lestat_thinker
wolfkiller lelio 🌙
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LMAOOOO
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Seeing someone hating on chappell roan and ofc it's a 20+ he/him named BUG
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2 years ago Today i met my lovely girlfriend :3 and now weve been dating for almost 3 months #yaaay
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@bethanyshondark
Bethany S. Mandel
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I watched my mom die. I took her off of life support before we knew if she would survive because I had the choice to do it then.
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@gagasyuyi peter murphy (frontman of Bauhaus) was arrested in 2013 for driving under the influence and a hit & run
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soon.
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me on instagram at 15: if you double nagito komaeda you should kℹ️ll urself me at on instagram at 20: do you guys wanna see how good i cleaned the sink at work
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I know all about this actually
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some of you wouldn't get it
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lescels are trying to cancel tayprincess more like it
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My mom just asked if Joshler was my "new trans name"
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My relationship is on some shit the average queer could never understand like yes we are straight but also we are in a lesbian relationship. also we are gay men .
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She's always saying something
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Worst song of all time about to drop 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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this is so funny to me
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Yeah
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What the hell
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and which one had a large cultural impact? not the Owl House that's for sure...
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Mermann (festive edition)
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Owl house is better than gravity falls
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oh she would definitely not like you 😂
@brickredroorn
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nah bruh i'm sorry hayley but i'm not buying that😭
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i cant believe he said this
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when she blocks gender affirming care for a trans woman inmate and sends her to a mens prison but her body is TEA and fell from a COCONUT TREE ❤️☺️
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And the bitch too bad in question is likw 17
@fuckingmanwh0re
ANTH0NY 🫧
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pete you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you
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"MSI antis" oh so people who don't fw pedo*philes you mean?
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Wife beater william
@GeesVeggieBurgr
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those who dont know this man: what do you think his name is?
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The world isn't ready for this one
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He looks like if you tried to draw Dexter Morgan from memory or maybe if Dexter died and was brought back to life but he came back fucked up and wrong
@cIexqs
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@korysverse trying to argue against klaus’ face is one of the most insane things ive seen on this app 😭 like i get having favs but I would be embarrassed to lie to blatantly lmao
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Torchbearer is the one who gripped Clancy tight and raised him from perdition
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Klance is canon king
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you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me .
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he was doing that shit for attention. i bet he took some crazy selfies for his grindr profile after this.
@honeygoore
honey 🇵🇸
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was this entirely necessary!!?????
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@araneoIogy Im tired of being forced to see that tweaker omfg they need to stop talking about malicious matty
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this man has nothing on me i literally have a personality disorder
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what do you think is harder than this?
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Destiel is older than at least 25% of the people voting on this poll mind you
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Another transmasc tyler pic bruh
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tom cruise's lestat is not the enemy... brad pitt's louis on the other hand,
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@Kottsocks I was lying for attention lowkey
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