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IM SCREAMING

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what we do in the shadows (2019)

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tom wambsgans seeing his wife’s six foot seven silly cousin walk through the door

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loki literally has nothing right now. no home. no timeline. no friends. no sylvie. no mobius. no thor. no frigga. absolutely nothing.

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loki spoilers // . . . just a reminder, loki will probably never trust sylvie ever again

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i’m soaking my pillow with tears right now

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not a soul is doing it like him

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3 years

holy fuck is mobius really going to be in multiverse of madness i’m going to shit a brick

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3 years

#LOKI spoilers // . . . . WHY DID OWEN SAY “WHAT” LIKE THAT I CANT BREATHE

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2 years

new fans will never understand.

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1 year

I TYPED THE NUMBER WEONG ANF JUST SENT THIS TO A RANDOM PERSON

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Good people of Earth, lend us your ears! The Archangel Gabriel has gone missing. You are urged to come forth, call, or text, with any insights on his whereabouts.

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@vampiciide

3 years

can you imagine if taika waititi had directed/written the loki series? WE COULDVE HAD IT ALLLLLL

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@vampiciide

3 years

tom hiddleston has put more into loki laufeyson than some actors put into their whole career. he understands his character inside and out. he should be listened to. his ideas should be considered and used. he knows loki better than anyone. WHY ARENT THEY LISTENING TO HIM?

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@vampiciide

3 years

GUYS!!!! So I put ‘Stede Bonnet’ as my name in Starbucks and the barista yelled ‘SOMEONE WITH TASTE?!?’ And I said ‘YESS! THATS ME!’ And then everyone around me started to sing "The Chain". Omfg im crying 😭😭

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me being incredibly serious when i say he’s one of the most beautiful men in the world

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@vampiciide

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s2 starts with ed & stede in bed. it’s morning, stede wakes up and turns over to spoon him. before going back to sleep, he kisses ed’s cheek. he hears “Cap’n?” and his eyes shoot open. he’s actually spooning/kissing Buttons & they’re still abandoned on the island. he screams.

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2 years

edward teach, kissed on a beach.

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2 years

i really don’t want to hear shit about “wow i’m so lucky i don’t live in america 🤪” this is absolutely devastating & horrific

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1 year

THEY FUCKING DID IT FOR ME

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@vampiciide

2 years

PUT NANDOR IN A CROP TOP COWARDS

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how the characters of what we do in the shadows would respond when you asked them for their pronouns:

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@vampiciide

2 years

he’s genuinely so beautiful i’m eating cardboard

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2 years

misha collins coming out as straight, elon musk buying twitter, and taika waititi talking about his testicles on instagram. what a time to be alive.

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3 years

loki spoilers // . . . WAIT IS IT TRUE THAT WAS LOKIS FIRST ON SCREEN HUG??

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@vampiciide

1 year

be kind to those around you. you never know what they’re going through. they could’ve just watched good omens season 2.

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@vampiciide

3 years

“this film is not yet rated” make it R. let korg say fuck.

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@vampiciide

2 years

the taika waititi pride flag

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2 years

❤️💚💛💙🧡💜

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@vampiciide

2 years

EVERYONE MOVED .

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@vampiciide

1 year

those who waited the full 4 years deserve a veterans discount or some compensation of some sort

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2 years

the #WWDITS canon

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#GOS2Spoilers

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@vampiciide

2 years

never forget

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1 year

show me ur copy of good omens if u have one :3 here’s mine

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@vampiciide

2 years

say what you want about nandor the relentless but if a toddler handed him a fake phone he would answer it bcoz he genuinely thinks it's real

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@vampiciide

1 year

me: let’s finally watch doctor who the silly funny haha alien show!!! every fucking plot of doctor who:

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lacey

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1 year

interview with the vampire orientation with the vampire skill training with the vampire

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@vampiciide

2 years

you know, i wish i could better vocalize to cishets how much our flag means death means to the queer community but they get everything. they always get rep and they don't understand how groundbreaking this show is.

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@vampiciide

2 years

NOBODY MOVE.

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@vampiciide

2 years

what we do in the shadows season 4 ended and the queen said “there’s nothing left to live for”

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@vampiciide

1 year

and if i were to tell u this is one of the most badass characters on television

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@vampiciide

2 years

i know this is meant to be comforting but i’m heartbroken for him. the uncertainty is killing us but imagine how he’s feeling. they’re leaving him out to dry and for what? this show is topping the charts. they shouldn’t even have to think about renewing it; it should be a given.

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2 years

No one’s giving up. 🏴‍☠️ #ourflagmeansdeath

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@vampiciide

4 months

people missing the fact that eric says “he kept saying” IT WAS A REGULAR OCCURRENCE 😭😭😭

$tiles ❤️‍🔥

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4 months

THIS IS SO FUNNY?????

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@vampiciide

2 years

repost from my priv. ofmd fandom, please read.

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@vampiciide

1 year

the fact that there’s legit dialogue in the show that confirms that crowley (& the rest of the entities) are CANONICALLY non-binary and people will STILL call them men because they present as masculine & use he/him is getting insanely tiring.

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@vampiciide

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assad the type to show up at midnight at eric’s trailer with a bottle of wine and a rose between his teeth and claim it’s for method acting apparently

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@vampiciide

2 years

i literally cant stop laughing at this shot when marwa says a feeling came over her

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2 years

how tf r some of u ONLY watching for nandermo when they literally exist

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@vampiciide

2 years

“today’s backdrop” no one’s looking at the damn backdrop

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@vampiciide

2 years

edward teach has arrived at the #MetGala #MetGala2022

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@vampiciide

4 months

never been in a fandom where the rpf is coming from the actors themselves

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@vampiciide

3 years

taika waititi flipping people off: a thread ♡

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@vampiciide

2 years

just a reminder that all vampires in the WWDITS universe have been confirmed as pansexual, which is a separate label from bisexual.

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@vampiciide

3 months

HE WAS MAD AS HELLLLLLLLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@vampiciide

2 years

“wwdits is queerbait” what’s this then

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@vampiciide

2 years

my villain origin story is wwdits never revisiting the fact that nandor thinks of guillermo every time he has sex.

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@vampiciide

3 years

i’ll never be over a song on the loki soundtrack being named “lokius” and then the song that played while loki and sylvie kissed is named “stop”

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@vampiciide

2 years

. @theshadowsfx how many likes to get you to change your profile picture to this?

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@vampiciide

1 year

i wonder if people really understand that they are the same person 😭😭😭😭

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@DiscussingFilm

1 year

New teaser for ‘LOKI’ Season 2.

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@vampiciide

2 years

stede probably thinks that saying “i love you” is going to fix everything but as an avid angst enjoyer, i hope it doesn’t. i hope ed, lying, says he doesn’t love him back. i hope ed, lying, says that he hates stede. i hope ed, lying, says he never liked him in the first place.

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@vampiciide

3 years

sylvie enchanted loki and that’s why tva loki is nothing like any loki we know and i’m sticking to that. it’s also why he “fell in love” with her. and this is why sylvie’s awkward about it bc she knows it’s not real

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@vampiciide

1 year

and if i said i liked season 2 more

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@vampiciide

1 year

pls don’t turn this into smth like kit connor or misha collins. just be respectful of people which means remembering parasocial boundaries & that you’re not entitled to anyone’s personal information or identity

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@vampiciide

2 years

hit us with the piece sign then the finger gun. never stood a chance.

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@vampiciide

2 years

[CAR CRASH]

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Meech

@MediumSizeMeech

1 year

How do you serve cunt in a fatherly way?

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@vampiciide

2 years

do you ever giggle at the fact that guillermo is a gamer? i know for a fact that mf made himself and nandor on sims 4 then downloaded wicked whims

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@vampiciide

3 years

nat: loki looks at sylvie like he looks at their mom also nat: lokius

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2 years

OH MY GOD .

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4 months

how do y’all interpret this look from armand and how long he looks at daniel?

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2 years

r we really surprised that two characters named “the djinn” and “the guide” are non-binary

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@vampiciide

1 year

guys did u know david tennant is too hot to be gay

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@vampiciide

2 years

aw hell no they turned laszlo cravensworth into a pronoun 😭😭😭

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@vampiciide

2 years

you’re laughing? i just found out a story editor for ofmd wrote the nandermo sword fight scene episode and you’re laughing?

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@vampiciide

4 years

cw // mando spoilers #TheMandalorian what din sees what the baby sees

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@vampiciide

2 years

the fact that wwdits is an allegory for being lgbtq…. no wonder i’m so attached

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@vampiciide

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i fucking love when he bounces like a muppet to get louder

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@vampiciide

3 years

wtf is the bisexual flag for ,,,

Screen Rant

@screenrant

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#Loki director, Kate Herron, says they almost revealed Mobius’ past life on the show. "I think there were a few drafts of the script where you did see like a family or you did see a life, but I think we all kind of decided we don't know what it is yet."

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@vampiciide

1 year

idk ask them

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how do you serve cunt in a dead way

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@vampiciide

2 years

feeling very

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@vampiciide

4 months

eric the type to show up at midnight at assad’s trailer with a bottle of wine and a rose between his teeth and claim it’s for method acting apparently

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@vampiciide

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assad the type to show up at midnight at eric’s trailer with a bottle of wine and a rose between his teeth and claim it’s for method acting apparently

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put these three in a room and nandermo will no longer be a “will they won’t they” relationship

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@vampiciide

2 years

asking my mom what she thinks the names of the what we do in the shadows characters are

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@vampiciide

2 years

OFMD S2 CONFIRMATION AND WWDITS S5 CONFIRMATION THEY ASKED ME WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO LOSE I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW

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@vampiciide

2 years

okay

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@vampiciide

2 years

ofmd fans hating on wwdits fans? 😭 this is friendly fire

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@vampiciide

2 years

okay i’m not crazy right? it’s odd that they brought up how sleeping with a van helsing is extremely frowned upon and earns the vampire punishment…. right?

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@vampiciide

3 years

put some respect on taika waititi’s name

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@vampiciide

2 years

they’re dating.

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@vampiciide

2 years

updated version of the What We Do In The Shadows (2019) canon polyamory chart

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@vampiciide

2 years

Good evening. “Dads on Tour by Taika Waititi” was a 4 day social experiment conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

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@vampiciide

1 year

as someone who is studying storytelling, screenwriting, and tv production, just because you disagree with a decision made by the writers does not make it bad writing. 😭

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@vampiciide

2 years

OH SHE

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@vampiciide

2 years

NO ONES DOING IT LIKE HIM

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@vampiciide

1 year

holy shit.

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@vampiciide

2 years

thinking about how adult colin fed off of fights and would instigate one just to feed vs. baby colin leaving the entire house because a fight between people he loves was upsetting him.

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they're dating.