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UncleHeavyD

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gambling,drinking,cigars and dogs

Joined May 2012
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3 months
The crowd is really building waiting for @kaitlinefree to make her Preakness pick
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6 months
@ThatEricAlper WKRP Thanksgiving turkeys can’t fly
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8 months
@fopminui @MikeTopp @fasc1nate Even he is complaining about the prices
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8 months
@il0venostalgia Buy apple stock
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22 days
Saratoga insider thread. This is for sharps and wise guys. Post the good stuff
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1 month
@BarstoolBigCat @TaylorLewan77 When a guy is banging you. You spin off of him
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6 months
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3 months
Had the 6 at Pimlico Did I see 10-1 at the gate and 9/2 at the wire? I feel violated 😳
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1 month
@charlieb______ Nobody covers this story better than Charles.
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6 months
@TVG More of this. Expand the sport
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7 years
@greggutfeld Stop the hammering !
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5 months
@RaymondPettibon @MikeTopp @yablowza Ironically I learned all my oral sex techniques from Jon Voight and his partner Jane Fonda. I can’t thank him enough for teaching me his big finish. The knuckle swish
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8 months
@ThatEricAlper I haven’t listened to 1 of those songs
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3 months
Anyone have any information on My Racehorse?
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3 months
Everyone waiting on @kaitlinefree to release her Preakness selection
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7 months
@NadaAJones OMG she told me to send nudes. Im so embarrassed
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25 days
Ok going to be that guy. How long before we go from euphoric pictures of the bridge to Saratoga and people complaining how bad the track is ?
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7 months
@barshoelife Shoe is out there hustling for that $25 referral bonus
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10 months
@crackcobain__ @HoodComedyEnt I need to learn to rap
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9 months
@SickosCommittee The MAC never gave you this type of midweek entertainment
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3 months
Here he is
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Let's Go Racing Parx
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Uncle Heavy comes out of his Parx Racing stall to greet media ahead of his Gr 1 Preakness race this Saturday at Pimlico with top jockey Irad Ortiz, Jr. riding @iradortiz @PimlicoRC @PA_PHBA
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3 months
If anyone wants to do something besides betting horses. I’m thinking of starting a book club. Let me know your interest
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@charlieb______ It’s really hard to believe this is a real story
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8 months
@Super70sSports That rubber band always broke usually giving you a nice sting on you ear
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10 months
@sackid13 @NFLComedySkits @jasrifootball Him and Hines Ward loved to block
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1 year
@_B___S Just going to watch this all day
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3 months
He didn’t want any of my smoke
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UNCLE HEAVY has arrived at @PimlicoRC for the @PreaknessStakes 🏇🍀💪🏼 @letsgoracingpa @PA_PHBA
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6 months
@notthefakeSVP Him and Len Bias are up there talking hoops. RIP
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13 days
Haskell update. Not a big early crowd. Beer 7
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18 days
Horrible take down at Saratoga
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1 month
ABC New York News just reported Belmont getting synthetic with the hope of getting a Breeders Cup in the future
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1 year
@HorseRace2Day @trevormmccarthy His biggest win was giving @barshoelife the middle finger
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3 months
@DanRegan_Comedy Keep a pen and paper near by. If you want to keep up on all the characters
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5 months
@ThatEricAlper Being There
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1 month
@RaymondPettibon Happy Anniversary to my favorite grappler
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Eric Alper 🎧
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On this day in 1990, Sonic Youth released Goo, one of alternative rock's most essential albums, featuring Kool Thing", a collaborative effort with Public Enemy's Chuck D, and is considered one of alternative rock's most essential albums.
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8 months
@ThatEricAlper Rod Stewart and a pint of seamen
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1 month
Ok had a young horse racing newbie today wanted to bet. He was betting Monmouth and Belmont. He hit a few races and got back crap. It was a Sunday fields should be good but no. He then said screw this let’s bet sports
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10 months
@Super70sSports Sabotage. That’s all I have to say
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6 months
@RaymondPettibon I will gladly be your deep throat. But I want to stay in the shadows. I don’t want to be at my local gin mill and have to look over my shoulder
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7 months
@MichelleDBeadle The pop tart bowl is on
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14 days
Saratoga Insiders Just a note will be attending the Haskell tomorrow no SI thread. Will take action on beers o/u 28
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13 days
Haskell update race 8 Literally 33% is kids under 21 Strong smell of reefer in the air Beer 12
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9 months
@NadaAJones Yeah I’m good no need to see it
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10 months
@timecaptales @fasc1nate How did those guys survive?
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1 month
@Super70sSports Throw in the balsa wood airplane
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9 months
@ThatEricAlper Those punch cards are the future for computers
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10 months
@Diamirax @crackcobain__ @HoodComedyEnt Things to do today 1. Sell trash weed 2. Sell crack 3. Get me some white hoes
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8 months
@Super70sSports This was the happy years until Mike Leach locked his kid in a shed
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9 days
Saratoga Insiders We are on the turf until we will be off the turf
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1 year
@barshoelife Remember a few weeks ago everyone was taking pictures of the bridge heading towards Saratoga all happy. Now we are here
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16 days
@SwiftHitter Talk about killing the game. It was so exciting waiting to find out what your trifecta was going to pay. Now you wait to see how bad you’re going to get screwed.
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UncleHeavyD
3 months
Woke up to my recycling can blown over. I had to pick up beer cans all over the street and the yards of my neighbors. I invented the new walk of shame
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7 months
@KellisRobinett It’s brown sugar cinnamon frosted
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1 month
@StalkThePace My dad was a handicapper. We just told people at school he was a plumber. It was just easier
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5 months
@Super70sSports At least you died thin
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16 days
Saratoga Insider This train carries whores and gamblers A little Springsteen for Haskell week
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2 months
Hey I’m at Aqueduct. Where is everyone?
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1 month
@BackAftaThis Is he wearing pants
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2 months
@charlieb______ @SwiftHitter You get it all on this app
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1 month
@Jackpotkimm I bought a dozen donuts I only got 6 but it’s still 6 donuts and they are delicious
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8 months
@Jackpotkimm Over the weekend I ran into one of the biggest bettors I now. He has cut his betting down to casual player. The reason CAWs
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2 months
@SwiftHitter Wow this is a bad look
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10 months
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1 year
@BloodHorse @BobEhalt He should also be banned for that hair style
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3 months
@EJXD2 NYRA is sponsoring the Haskell but NJ people can’t use NYRA. This is typical horse racing
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4 months
@ThatEricAlper A friend of mine had a local body shop in the 70’s Bruce didn’t have the money to pay the bill. Clarence stepped in and said we are taking that car we got a gig
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10 months
@SwiftHitter Ness looks like that shady contractor that comes to your house with a low bid
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9 months
@SwiftHitter The Rolling Stones said goodbye faster
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3 months
I will be releasing my Black Eyed Susan play later today to a less then enthusiastic crowd
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11 months
@Super70sSports Only the strongest survived
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4 months
@Raylemoine69 Does Hallmark make a card for this? Not sure what to send you
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5 months
@WatcherGuru I just spent $25 on a pizza but the government says inflation isn’t high
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11 months
@nic00____ She hands out apples for Halloween
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10 months
@racetrackandy She must have some very incriminating video on someone
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1 year
@ThatEricAlper Hotel California
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3 months
@ChefGruel He should be thrown in jail for mixing soda with that Don Julio alone
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@ThatEricAlper Columbia House we all are still on the lam
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9 months
@RealTimeWWII Michael Douglas going to play him in the movie
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1 year
@USASteeplechase I do enjoy watching the owners walking in the dirt and the occasional slip and fall.
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4 months
@failedtomenace Can i overcome the post position?
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9 months
@MikeTopp @RaymondPettibon You want to question kayfabe Talk to John Stossel and see how that worked out for him Dr D David Schultz gave him a backhand that sent him into another zip code
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3 months
It’s my 12th year anniversary on X. I would like to thank all my loyal followers. I love all 463 of you bastards 🥲
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6 months
@MikeTopp @RaymondPettibon @Gothwhiteinc @yablowza @DannnyHell @apls452 @mindtheimage @MStarkow That’s why I was a Zamfir guy You never had that problem with the pan flute
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11 months
@SwiftHitter 2 points to make 1. It’s out of his hands and we do not have a release date 2. The NJ school system has failed many people on this site
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1 year
@Super70sSports A huge rack for back in the day
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2 months
@ChristinaFDTV @burkedecor Hey @burkedecor I just bought a 10k square foot house. I was going to buy a lot of furniture. Please respond to what is going on. My husband @SwiftHitter has a huge social media following. We want some answers
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9 months
@ThatEricAlper Loved him in A Star is Born.
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3 months
When I’m watching races at Pimlico halfway through the race I always wanted a camera angle of the jockeys ass. You bastards delivered
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3 months
@DukeOf_Mischief @trainerup1 I would put this on a continuous loop on a monitor in my front yard
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@Super70sSports My family didn’t have that type of bread. Played with the rich kid on the block
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