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4 months

Hyderabadi hindi gives me an ick. I mean- Stop.

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4 months

Told a guy on bumble that I'm leftist, he replied ohh u write with left hand!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!! 😭😭😭😭

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20 days

Baarish mein baal kharaab hogayae.

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4 months

some guys without beard r so smash but the moment u saw their picture with beard, I mean- It's giving middle age guy who'd probably comment "nice pic dear"

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21 days

Overslept, tired & the urge to kms.

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3 months

Was invited to the prettiest house party 💙

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22 days

Asked a 24 yr old guy "what's the biggest financial struggle he ever faced? " Bro literally replied "i did travel in metro 4 times in entire life" i mean- Okay miss ananya pandey

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14 days

MOOD.

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1 month

All the girls who skinny shame me in school, how's the dieting going on?

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4 months

@leg0flow3rs No. Enough female wage gap statistically so it's on men

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25 days

ex ko text karo? (pls stop me)

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3 months

Date update : HE GOT ME FLOWERS & PASTA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA!!! Dude really broke the stereotype of arsenal fans, hehe <3

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@monsieurkafkae

7 months

Van Gogh died because of poverty, capitalism literally murdered him & now you've to pay Rs 1400 to watch his paintings through a projector in Hyderabad in an empty room, & random rich kids will post aesthetics pics with it!?! (gawd i hate society) @nikhilchinapa

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3 months

Going out with an arsenal fan today, wish me luck hehe

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1 month

Ek mota ladka hota h, uska dost usko bolta h ki "bhai tu instagram p h?" Vo mota ladka bolta h "haan bhai" Toh uska doska bolta h "tujhae instagram nahi insta-kilogram par hona chahiye". (a jaat guy from bumble told me this joke as his opening line)

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23 days

In my padhai likhai era 👍🏻

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1 month

Anyone wanna go shopping with me?

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2 months

Bhagwan mera insta ban hojayae 🤲🏼✨

Wanye kest

@Rishzone

2 months

Social media is root cause of every problem

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26 days

My favorite animal is me telling guys online that I'm 6'2 and making them feel insecure instantly. (i wasn't kidding when i said i bully men)

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24 days

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4 months

Working - studying - Working studying - Working - studying - Working - studying (avg hooman in my 20s)

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14 days

Song suggest kardo?!?

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14 days

Sab kuch kharaab chal raha h...

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2 months

I'm so jealous of this one guy, i don't want him, I WANT TO BE HIM.

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1 month

i flirted because I was bored, Wtf is "Mere gharwalo se mil lo"

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3 months

Me & my Eminem pants >>>

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5 months

@whyisitunreal It's the cutest thing evaaa

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1 month

Smart.

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21 days

Self sabotaging will be the end of me. 😔

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2 months

Went out on 2 dates (1 was shit (the guy was shorter than me & lied about his height literally catfished) , 2nd was good but ghosted (the guy was really sweet but too fboy & rw) -Didn't kiss a single human - Got ghosted by 3 (2 guys, 1 girl) - crushing rn on 34yr old guy

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@lunatic_ladki

2 months

drop your 2023 dating wrap

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4 months

Why Good looking guys have zero rizz!?!?!?!

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5 months

Bohot kharab mood: i planned something & i was literally mentally prepared from past 1 week to today's morning, & this thing fcked up, ab rona aa raha h & i wanna kms.

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22 days

Ek din google maps meri maut ka karan hoga, dude literally i got lost in an abandon road ALONE.

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16 days

Koi house party mein bula lo 😔

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1 month

ME & WHO !?!?!✨

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11 days

Guys with nerd glasses >>>>

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30 days

i can fall in love in 2 minutes like i can literally idolize any guy just in 2 mins, but abhi bohot jayada trauma hogaya h. (oversharing on the internet bhi jyada hogayai h)

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@monsieurkafkae

2 months

literally sobbing after watching the mothers saying "dono mere hi bete h" i mean- Soooo beautiful ❤

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@monsieurkafkae

1 month

Every guy who tells u his height in 'cm' not 'feet' is short af, No guy who is 6 above tells his height in cm, he always go like 6'1 or 6'2, etc. But these 5'10 or below six feet guys always like 178 cm, 179 cm, etc , like feet mein btaaa!! I mean- Stoppppppp!!

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4 months

want a club in Hyderabad to play nurast fateh ali khan all night & we all sit on the club's floor & cry in each other's arm.

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29 days

I hate rain Wtf literally wtf!!!

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20 days

Was happily reading Dostoevsky in my room while being depressed & crying, but now this guys started calling me every night. Fckkkkkk!!!

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29 days

Gurl picked me up in a thar, getting gurgaon vibess

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4 months

chronically online rehna ek din meri maut ka karan banega.

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4 months

It's weekend bitchessssssss!!!!!!!!

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17 days

Alexa play daddy issues by The neighbourhood

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4 months

guys this middle age uncle has joined the meeting (some client) i think he doesn't know that his mic is unmute & he's on call with someone else & he's saying all stuff Laud, like wtf is happening im this meeting!?!????

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1 month

haryana guys & their obsession with their caste.

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11 days

Koi bas noor noor gaana gaadae mein melt hojaongi ❤💞🎀💟💌💗💕

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4 months

My ex brought back the mean girl in me which i cremated in college 💅, like I'm 10x meaner to guys now, she's here bully straight men

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12 days

ek vedang raina toh mein bhi deserve karti hoon 🤲🏼

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20 days

Ek spain ki backpacking trip toh mein bhi deserve karti hoon.

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29 days

Mera pasandida mard kaha h!?!?!

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12 days

bullying him is my love language <3

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3 months

Omg female friendships, I'm literally crying 🎀

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17 days

Solo breakfast date! Totally worth it! (no cis men brainrotting me, just my filter coffee and dosa and pure bliss)

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4 months

Seenzoned 2 guys on purpose, Yayyy badla time!!!

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20 days

Me & him.

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16 days

koi toh garba night mein invite karlo 😔 Ek bhi invite nahi aaya iss saal.

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@monsieurkafkae

3 months

gurl bring out the teenage mean girl in you while interacting with men, literally gurl these rats deserve that, you r a princess ✨ & your lip gloss is expensive & better looking than his whole personality & face. Mwah 💅🎀

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20 days

My brother got a new guitar (which obio I'm gonna steal) , time to rizz up these indie music obsessed chics!! (ab roz insta live pe guitar show)

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3 months

My internet bestie's mom made panipuri & lemon tart for house party, life is worth living again!! 🎀

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4 months

@toshii_i09 Gurl same, dysfunctional family 🤲🏼

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1 month

Actually I've zero interest in guys of my country & same citizenship.

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24 days

Done.

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16 days

Ivan aims higher...

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4 months

guys are so fckn disrespectful everytime i tell that I'm bi, NO I'M NOT LOOKING FOR THREESOME, I'M NOT AN OBJECT, i love monogamy!!!

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3 months

bro how does my parents never fails to loose the title of being the worst parents everrrr.

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2 months

Was the date fun or am i the fun person in the whole world ki koi bhi saath ho I'd have fun no matter what!?!?

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2 months

Why tf i am so fckn emotional !?!?!!

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28 days

It's always these civil walae ladkae!?!?

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4 months

If he loves you he will get you a manicure and nail appointment gift card 🎀✨💅

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1 month

Came to see doctor, dressed like 12 year old boy. Drip.

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28 days

Ashiq ❤

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5 months

i get sad about my ex but then i remember I'm bi, i can get all cute girlies

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@monsieurkafkae

4 months

If any Pakistani guy who extremely good looking, funny & aesthetic af, speaks urdu & leftist, read philosophy, knows jaun elia & camus both, 6 above & studies in LUMS wants to date me!?! I'm really down for it !!!!!!!!!!!

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3 months

wearing open hair with turtle neck top? Girlies help, am i going to look dumb?

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@monsieurkafkae

2 months

Mard jaat dost banane layak hi nahi h if you don't give them the fwb pass or the non platonic hope pass, these losers never be your friends. I CAN'T!!! This is the 7th guy friend i lost because i told him I'll never fck him.

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4 months

Nashae literally

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4 months

Male validation**

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@boynotsogenius

4 months

need for female validation has took me to places i wouldnt go with a gun

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1 month

@_Nehahaha__ Cudieeee ✨🎀

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17 days

Most magnificent man I've ever seen, i can write a book on him, i can write poems on the way he talk , his dimples, his hair, his "I'm an arrogant pilot" phase, his Jaipur....

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26 days

if the movie isn't about human suffering & black and white & made before 1960, I ain't interested.

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1 month

My friend said she wants to date a delhi guy just for drama & toxicity. I mean- We need help FS.

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3 months

I never laughed on punching down jokes, these jokes have always disgusted, keep these back bencher 7th standard humour to back bench only, why tf it's getting a stage on national platforms!?!?!?!?!

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5 months

Bought pants from H&M, the tag on it says "made in Bangladesh" Guilt se marne ka mun kar raha h!! Never purchasing anything from H&M ever again.

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