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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

6 years

@CrawfordKacee Have you ever tried just watching animals? They're so much more interesting when they're alive.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

3 years

Fixed it.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

3 years

I’ve been vegan six years today and I’m still alive. I never would have guessed it was possible.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Activism idea: call restaurants and ask to make a reservation for 8-10 people, ask about their nice wines, then ask if they have vegan options and when they say no, say never mind and hang up.

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Molly Elwood

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2 years

Vegan food: When it’s good It’s really, really good And when it’s bad It’s still not a cute dead animal

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

If you're picking up litter & then celebrating by BBQing animals, you're doing #EarthDay wrong

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

8 months

In case you missed it

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

5 years

@JesusChrysler15 Found his sister.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

I’m still pissed at how vegans forced me to go vegan.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

4 years

@PeezyTX @casey_cline Armie Hammer lives in the other side of Wilson’s house and Wilson gave them the same advice.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

4 years

Vegans! Show me the salads you ate today. I’ll go first:

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Ordered a vegan bowl. Almost cried when they handed me this. 😔

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

8 months

Most vegans have seen so much slaughterhouse horror... yet trolls still think that steak gif will put us over the edge

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

There’s no better gift than impregnating a mom, taking away her baby, feeding that baby soy milk, and then showing the baby what we did with her mother’s milk instead.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

I just made my first pizza with @MiyokosCreamery liquid vegan mozzarella (it’s cashews!) and HOLY MOLY. SO GOOD. Try it. Try it. Try it. Try it.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

No one talks about how veganism brings inner peace mixed with thoughts of punching people in the stomach.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

3 years

@arznasun1 @thesarahyork #10 brings a unique twist to things. 🤔

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

We aren’t making this stuff up.

The New York Times

@nytimes

1 year

People who follow a plant-based diet account for 75% fewer greenhouse gas emissions than those who eat more than 3.5 ounces of meat a day, according to new research. A vegan diet also results in significantly less harm to land, water and biodiversity.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

4 months

I fixed it.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

6 years

@theplasticpope_ @CrawfordKacee If you saw someone beating a dog with a stick, would you say the same thing? That it's their right?

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

8 months

For every steak you eat, I’m gonna eat twice as much tofu so your actions won’t make a difference.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

6 years

@theplasticpope_ @CrawfordKacee Have you considered there is no reason to kill animals?

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

3 years

Veganism is financed by Big B12

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

I’m actually dead. It’s my little secret.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

Fancy fancy fancy place: Yes! We always have vegan options! The vegan option:

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

3 years

Tofutti is the best vegan cream cheese and I will die on this hill unless someone has a recommendation I haven’t tried yet

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Some say veganism is elitist, but doesn’t it seem *more* elitist to use the less fortunate as an excuse not to do one’s part?

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

To all my vegan friends barely holding in screams—I see you. ❤️💙💚🖤

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

I’m afraid I’ll never write a more satisfying tweet.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

She has no idea what I do for a living.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

When I went vegan, I stopped fighting with myself and started fighting with everyone else.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

If you think the middle airplane seat is a squeeze, imagine this—but it’s for most of your life.

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@TheSkepticalV

2 years

They are why I’m #vegan .

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Attended a massive vegan potluck and everyone brought different types of grass and twigs. 😋🤤

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

80% of all antibiotics are fed to farm animals.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

I went vegan for the animals—and was thrilled to find out that not only wasn’t I going to die, I was going to thrive and help the planet AND enjoy out-of-this-world deliciousness I’d even never considered. Win-win-win-win.

Why Go Vegan? The Top Reasons Explained

Discover the most compelling advantages that a vegan diet offers in regard to ethics, the environment, and health.

vegan.com

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Can we stop live lobster tanks in our lifetime? Seems doable. @Wegmans come on. This is sick.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Non-vegans will literally tell you how hard it is to be vegan while you eat vegan food in front of them.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

I hate people.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Nothing like striking up a convo with @ExtinctionR folks and finding out they’re not vegan. 🙄

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

Transport for London said no 3 times. Remove a steak knife. Add a disclaimer. Pass it thru the Advertising Standards Authority. Still... no. It might cause distress. There'll be complaints. I sat on that final no for a day. Then I wrote this letter:

Getting the Yes: How I Got The London Underground to Put Up a Dog Meat Ad

When someone suggested I put an Elwood's Organic Dog Meat ad up on the London Underground, I was giddy. Imagine: Londoners on their way home, stuck in the tube with no phone service, scanning the ads...

www.linkedin.com

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

They comment with a steak gif like I didn’t just scroll thru vegan Twitter & see twenty undercover slaughterhouse videos before 9am.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

Vegan food is disgusting. I’ve never seen a vegan meal that looked good. Vegans are just asking for attention. Get some protein or have a cake. No one needs to be vegan. Vegans better not reply to this tweet with photos of vegan food or I will be so mad. I hate em. 😡👀

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

I wanna know how many heart attacks are caused by spite for vegans.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

4 years

@Flaminhaystack We all have to suffer because of the paTREEarchy.

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Molly Elwood

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

6 months

Yes, I agree: It’s so stupid that I have to make up a fake dog meat farm to help people see that killing animals is wrong.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

8 months

How many of you went vegan because of slaughterhouse footage? I am trying to see something.

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8 months

@mollyelwood The slaughterhouse video peddlers literally gave their own community PTSD. They also must think it is effective marketing (it’s not).

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Meat eaters always ask, “Why do vegans want food that looks like meat?” But what I want to know is, why do meat eaters shape their meat into a giant long shit inside a literal poop chute?

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

If you’re punk and not vegan, what are you even rebelling against?

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Can we make a thread of the worst logos of happy animals going to slaughter? I’ll go first.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

The two moods of veganism.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Vegan: Look at this cute pig! Meat troll: Look at this bacon! Haha! Vegan: Look at how this cute pig became bacon Meat troll: Oh HELL no

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

Made a bowl of vegan grass clippings and it was very good.

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@mollyelwood

1 year

Please reply with pics of actually gorgeous & delicious vegan meals. I want to see something.

Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

Fancy fancy fancy place: Yes! We always have vegan options! The vegan option:

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

It’s almost as if we have the knowledge to bake without animal products and we’re just not applying it. 🤔

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

6 years

@apokerplayer @witchpuppy I think she is classier than that. It's probably called Poo.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

AAAHAHAHA I GOT MY MENU SIGN and it is MASSIVE 😂

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

@Writing_Abigail Ha ha 20,000 dead bees. So funny. Like when people order baby chicks and ducklings in the mail and they also get lost. So glad we live in a world that ships living beings via USPS. 🤦‍♀️

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Attention: we have an update on the definition of veganism. I’m sorry to say, many of us have been demoted to vegetarian. 🤷‍♀️

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Brothels always sounded like a place that made a lot of soup

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

7 years ago, I saw @MercyForAnimals video of someone sorting male chicks into a garbage can. I stayed up until 4am, googling if it was true (it was) why vegans don’t drink milk (cows have to be pregnant to make milk 🤦‍♀️ and male calves are slaughtered at birth or become veal).

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

Me: The bean burger says vegetarian. Can it be made vegan? Deli worker: Yes, it’s vegan. No soy. Me: um

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

5 years

Saw a woman wearing a #CanadaGoose jacket on my plane yesterday. Slipped her this note in the jet bridge, smiling, saying, "Oops! You dropped this." Then I sped away, hoping she wasn't on my connecting flight. ...how far into weirdness have I drifted? (And do I care...?)

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Molly Elwood

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1 year

“This is not the way to get people to talk about veganism."

Dog meat advert on tube leaves customers flummoxed

Many commuters said they didn't realise until reading it again and again that it wasn't an advert for dog food but something else.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Fuck vegans. They’re good in bed.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

5 months

“The vegans want us to eat insects!” 1. No, we don’t 2. You basically are Happy Easter.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

6 months

It's a journey.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

Vegans have two moods.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Overheard someone arbitrarily add octopus to their taco like the octopus doesn’t possesses a greater brain for its body size than all other creatures and can perform high-order cognitive actions like tool usage and problem-solving.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Many folks aren’t vegan because they haven’t really listened yet.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

At a vegan coffee shop, overhearing moms swap stories about their kids' milk & egg allergies (which is why they're here). "Hope he doesn't end up liking oat milk but what can I do?" I'm so happy nature is finding ways to make humans compassionate, even against their will.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

3 years

Would you eat 5 vegan donuts for 5 billion dollars?

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

If you’re mad about a tower of pigs, wait til you hear about towers of pigs spread across one-story sheds.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

Sorry, central NY. My vegan pizza is better than all y’all’s.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

7 years

@ddale8 @franklinleonard Can you name an edible object? Can you point to the color green? What happens to an object when it goes around the corner?

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Bakery: We do have vegan cookies--they're also gluten-free Me: I'm vegan, not desperate.... I'll have one, tho, just in case it's ok. (it was not ok)

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

@weirdlilguys Hey but maybe talk about the density of ducklings in this horrific factory farm? 🤔

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

If you’re throwing your dog a birthday party and still eating animals—what are you even doing?

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Vegan cheating on a diet: Eats 3 slices of vegan pizza Plant-based cheating on a diet: Eats 3 dog legs

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

This vegan slice from #screamerspizza is borderline pornographic

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

NowThis covered Elwood Dog Meat. ❤️🥹🐶🥩

NowThis Impact

@nowthisimpact

2 years

From ‘pug bacon’ to ‘Pomeranian eggs,’ this fake dog meat farm is exposing the reality of humane meat marketing

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Molly Elwood

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5 months

Yeah why give up animal-based foods? It’s going to be FINE.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Eating animals means paying for farm animals to travel in open livestock trucks in sub-freezing temperatures for up to 28 hours. We’ve passed so many on this road. 😔

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Molly Elwood

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2 months

Something they don’t tell you about going vegan is that one day, you’re going to eat your last meal using a plate, and you’ll just go forward using bowls from then on. You won’t even notice when it happens.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

7 months

"We love our farm animals like family!" starter pack

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Oh hey—a mama saying, “that’s my baby.” It’s almost like they understand motherhood. So weird. 🤷‍♀️

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Why you never trust a cow after calving 🙈🙈🙈🙈I’m glad I can tweet that .😂😂😂

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Molly Elwood

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3 years

It seems silly to hurt animals if you don’t have to.

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Molly Elwood

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8 months

I realized that when I order an oat milk latte, the barista might think I'm just some trend-follower who thinks oat milk is cool but has no real thoughts, so I always add, "BECAUSE I AM VEGAN." You know, so they know.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

"I would do anything for the planet except change."

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

1 year

Just a reminder that veggie dogs are practically indistinguishable from the ones made from the roughly chopped anuses of sweet individual animals who lived in fear & died in agony—& just as satisfying —so get there already, people

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

6 years

@theplasticpope_ @CrawfordKacee Why don't you beat dogs?

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

If you think a birdless holiday table is rough, imagine spending your entire short life in a crowded pen & then being suffocated to death with foam.

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Molly Elwood

@mollyelwood

2 years

Please see her. Please spend 2 min & 20 secs of your life with her. Just sit in this moment and allow yourself to feel. —— repost—— This Sow was trembling with fear. Broke my heart. Rot in hell #meatindustry Via #SuffolkAnimalSave @animalsavemvmt @AnimalSaveUK