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@andytomlee

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@andytomlee
Andy Lee
1 year
Well, well, well 🧐 “It’s within the rules of the game and that’s how it is!” - Bairstow 2014 #Bairstow #Ashes23 Thanks for the heads up @YallopDiana 👏
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Andy Lee
4 years
Stay at home everyone... mainly because Pell is back out. #Pell
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Andy Lee
4 years
After 68 mins, 52 attempts and 12 lost tennis balls, I finally got it 🎾 🏅 Thanks for your patience: @rebeccalharding 🎥 Inspired by: @beetlecampbell
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Andy Lee
2 years
I’m lying in bed having just heard the news that a legend and friend has passed. He opened so many doors for me to the sport I loved and we shared a lot of yarns playing another sport we both loved. Forever grateful! You’ll be missed 💔 #RIPWarney
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Andy Lee
5 years
Small request: can we not retweet racist’s bigoted tweets even if we are doing it to shout them down. I don’t follow these idiots and would never have noticed them in the first place nor want to hear from them in any context.
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Andy Lee
6 years
Well, Bec and I got a surprise when we went to see the @colbertlateshow tonight. Didn’t expect the guest to be @RealHughJackman nor to get a hug from him.
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Andy Lee
5 years
When @stevesmith49 is on 99 and everyone just plays it cool 😎 #TheAshes
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Andy Lee
3 years
I pulled off a surprise today!! Bec still sporadically breaking into tears of joy. Her dad tells me it’ll last about 72 hours.
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Andy Lee
6 years
When finding your girlfriend locked in the bathroom for 7.5 hrs reminds you that you were meant to fix the bathroom door months ago 😬
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Andy Lee
4 years
So if I hold my funeral in a large hair salon, I think I’m allowed more than ten people there if we can wrap it up in under 30 mins. #COVID19Aus #ScoMo
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Andy Lee
9 months
A World Cup Victory!!! 🏏 Here’s to all of those that stayed up to watch ever game. Raise your cups of tea! The lack of sleep was worth it. You’re the true heroes. This guy also deserves some credit (pic 2). Congrats @patcummins30 and to the @cricketaustralia team 🇦🇺👏
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Andy Lee
4 years
I know a lot of Victorians don’t like the rules of this game, but it looks like we are winning it. I’m proud of that. Go Vics! #COVID19Victoria
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Andy Lee
5 years
Huge love to those affected by bushfires and great gratitude and admiration for those fighting the fires. I’d love to shake your hands, but if you didn’t want me to I wouldn’t force it on you. #AustraliaBushfires
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Andy Lee
4 months
People keep saying we rushed into this but we don’t care what people say 💍
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Andy Lee
4 years
We Will Remember Them There was a call for all brass players to sound The Last Post at 6am this morning. Bec and I are so grateful to all service men and women, past and present. #StandAtDawn #AnzacDay
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Andy Lee
4 years
I’m just super surprised Trump has had close contact with Melania!
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Andy Lee
7 years
An impactful day in US and Australian entertainment. Some people have labelled this ‘Women vs Men’. It must be ‘Everyone vs Abusive Men’. @Oprah summed this up so eloquently. Well done to those on #abc730 I’m in your corner.
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Andy Lee
1 year
Remembered as a massive legend 😎
@TheBarmyArmy
England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺
1 year
Lively morning for stump mic…
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Andy Lee
4 years
@CMMortlock Nope, not a single person I know in Melbourne has said this.
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Andy Lee
4 years
Does Sam Newman want to play golf or not? I can’t quite tell. He needs to be clearer.
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Andy Lee
3 years
Did anyone just feel an earthquake in Melbourne? The most liveable city is really shitting on its legacy the last few days!
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Andy Lee
7 years
Here's hoping that at 10am I only have to be embarrassed about our politicians and not about my entire country. Go Australia 🇦🇺 ❤️ 💍! #marriageequaility
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Andy Lee
1 year
When you say “Stuff the cricket darling, let’s go to dinner. I’m happy not to watch!” Knowing full well that rain has delayed play. 😎
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Andy Lee
3 years
Andy: “Bec, we can get a dog but it is not allowed on the couch.” Bec: “Of course!” 6 mins after the dog arrives 🐶
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@andytomlee
Andy Lee
4 years
This is my best thing to watch today 😳👌🏼
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Adam Zwar
4 years
Is it possible that Sydney 2000 was Cathy Freeman's second biggest triumph behind the '96 Stawell Gift when she started 54m behind the field and got elbowed in the final straight? If you haven't seen this, you need to.
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Andy Lee
4 years
I didn't realise Caronavirus made you shit that much! #toiletpapergate
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Andy Lee
3 years
Don’t tell me we are going to need the construction industry.
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Andy Lee
5 years
Hilarious how Issy Falou told Atheists they were destined for hell. I’m not sure if that threat is going to register.
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Andy Lee
1 year
@piersmorgan I don’t think you have the ability to feel embarrassment given the history of things you’ve said.
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Andy Lee
3 years
The fact that the last red location pin isn’t at a KFC or kebab shop is baffling 😮
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Andy Lee
1 year
This photo just went up in value! 1-0 🇦🇺🏏 #Ashes23
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Andy Lee
5 years
I really don’t think we should carry on about it. It seemed regulation to me.
@telegraph_sport
Telegraph Sport
5 years
CLASSIC CATCH! Aussie comedian @Andy_Lee reeled in this stunning grab in the New Zealand Black Clash T20 charity match 😱😱😱
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Andy Lee
6 years
My girlfriend just squeezed the toothpaste in the middle of the tube rather than at the end and now she is single.
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Andy Lee
2 years
My one fan boy pic of the night. What a legend!!
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Andy Lee
4 years
I've been watching this for 14 hours and have no idea who will win. This is like Test cricket. #USElection
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Andy Lee
5 years
~on @theprojecttv last night~ Waleed: Does the Liberal Party have an Islamophobia problem? The PM: No, cause I went on a hike with a Muslim five years ago. Waleed: 🤔
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Andy Lee
1 year
Call him back. He had a brain fade… he didn’t mean it! This is unfair! #Bairstow #Ashes23
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Andy Lee
5 years
My sister caught the moment @CarltonFC kicked 100 points for the first time in 3 years combined with a win!!! An Easter miracle! #AFLDogsBlues #boundbyblue
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Andy Lee
4 years
My brother asked Mum a simple question that could have resulted in a one word answer... glad it didn’t 😂😂😂
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Andy Lee
5 years
On holiday and tactically ensured Bec has a hangover today so she doesn’t want to do anything right when the 2nd Test starts. It’s the off field preparation that provides success on the field. Go 🇦🇺! #Ashes2019
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Andy Lee
4 years
Zero Melbourne! ZERO!!! #melbournelockdown2020
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Andy Lee
4 years
Of all the shows, you’d have thought The Masked Singer was the least chance of getting shut down due to COVID 😷
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Andy Lee
5 years
Or they can’t be fucked. I’m not going to my Auntie’s 60th for environment reasons btw
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Andy Lee
3 years
Melbourne, I love you! I’ve been away cause of work but heading back Friday regardless of lockdowns being lifted or not. You are the best place, with the best people and we’ll rise. Thinking of you all 🏙 ❤️
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Andy Lee
6 years
Brain surgeons are under a lot of pressure but I just had to light a fire while my girlfriend’s dad watched. That’s pressure.
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Andy Lee
4 years
👍
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@Chris_Grosse
𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚
4 years
Post a pic of you next to someone who is slightly more famous than you.
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Andy Lee
3 years
Yep, we were all watching you Peter Bol and we are super proud 🥲 #Tokyo2020
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Andy Lee
3 years
I’ve arrived home and the dog is wearing a cardigan that is probably more expensive than any item of clothing I own!
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Andy Lee
6 years
Just visited my parent’s house and didn’t take my shoes off when I entered the house... I’ve never felt so alive! I’m thinking of putting a dish in the dish washer without rinsing it to keep the adrenaline high going.
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Andy Lee
4 years
I still don’t think people realise how loud a bluetooth telephone call in your car is heard outside your vehicle. Or maybe it’s only the lady across the road from me having an affair that doesn’t realise.
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Andy Lee
3 years
Two single beds pushed together pretending to be a King is the equivalent of two kids on each other’s shoulders with a long coat pretending to be an adult. Hotels, we know what you’re up.
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Andy Lee
7 years
100 runs 261 deliveries 418 minutes 13,600,798 fidgets Well done @stevesmith49 !! #Ashes2017 #AUSvENG
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Andy Lee
3 years
I was super surprised that Novak stopped by to play Guess Whom for 2022 before leaving the country. It was unbelievable… almost like it didn’t happen. #AusOpen
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Andy Lee
5 years
Thoughts with Danny Frawley’s family tonight. I loved watching him, l loved listening to him and feel lucky to have met him. #RIPSpud
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Andy Lee
4 years
How it started... how it’s going.
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Andy Lee
4 years
It seems like we are bloody doing it Australia 🇦🇺 Gee, I bloody love us!
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Andy Lee
1 year
The Bison is Back!!!!! #Ashes2023 Legendary Mitch Marsh 🏏
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Andy Lee
6 years
Until this year, I was the Chief Hydration Officer (water boy) for the @StarsBBL for 7 years and played a song for them before each game. It seems they’ve made the final without me... so I wrote another ditty. #BBL08
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Andy Lee
6 years
I guess we were all looking for Wally for something more serious than we ever realised.
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Andy Lee
4 years
~ just now ~ Girlfriend: Can you turn the music down, I can’t concentrate with Nickleback blaring!? Me: It’s Foo Fighters. GF: They sound the same. Me: .... I don’t think we can be together anymore.
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Andy Lee
8 years
Jesus pulled off some miracles but I went to a Buck's Party from 10am til 4am & managed to come home with my sunglasses. Hard to top that.
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Andy Lee
6 years
Just had a work Kris Kringle where there was a $100 limit. I got given a $50 voucher 🤔
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Andy Lee
8 years
My nephew George just realised his mate Leo had started on his summer body 6 weeks earlier than him 😳. We've all been there.
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Andy Lee
6 years
The sad irony is Cam Bancroft’s testicles started to reverse swing late in the day. #SAvsAUS
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Andy Lee
27 days
I think that is me 🤔
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Bec Shaw
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Jack Schlossberg is practicing his Australian accent and will soon become indistinguishable from Andy Lee
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Andy Lee
5 years
I really thought the much anticipated return of our Lord Saviour was going to be more spectacular.
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Andy Lee
6 years
I know I’m a few days late but it’s worth it! #firstheadshots
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Andy Lee
4 years
My American mate just sent me this... they are coming around 🏏
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Andy Lee
5 years
Credit where credit is due... congrats to England on tying the World Cup. #ENGvsNZ #CWC19Final
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Andy Lee
8 years
Just remember @hamishblake that I remained friends with you through this questionable hair time. #TrueFriendship
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Andy Lee
6 years
Amazingly well spoken by Cam Bancroft. Best way to start the road to redemption.
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Andy Lee
6 years
The first day I met Jaz. Neither of us knew then that we’d go on to share so many laughs, beers and birdies (mostly from Jaz) over the next 9 years. Love you and your family bud x #RIPJarrodLyle
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Andy Lee
6 years
Like me at a university presentation, he’s decided to go quantity over quality. I respect that. #Reverend #RoyalWedding
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Andy Lee
1 year
Have the cameraman this Test gone with bring your kid to work day?
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Andy Lee
7 years
Understandable that we're late to film releases & have super shit internet but there's no reason for being so delayed on marriage equality.
@GermanyDiplo
GermanForeignOffice
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The German Parliament approved same-sex marriage. Congratulations to all gay couples who have been waiting to get married! #Lovewins 🏳️‍🌈👬👫👭
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Andy Lee
6 years
And @stevesmith49 was just as impressive as Cam. Steady first steps on the journey to forgiveness.
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Andy Lee
4 years
I was never allowed to be Dean Jones in the backyard cause my older brother would always dibs him! And Cam then smacked me round like Deano did to so many bowlers. Loved watching Deano. You changed the game! #RIPDeano
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Andy Lee
5 years
~Taking care of nephews~ 1) Dinner photo I sent Mum & Dad 2) Real dinner photo 😂
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Andy Lee
6 years
This one got me today...
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Andy Lee
6 years
Suck it Dutton! #auspol
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Andy Lee
4 years
Trump is attempting to kick the stumps over, grab the bat and ball and going inside. A move my brother was a pro at when he was about to lose. If the president needs some advice, I'll forward his number. #USElections
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Andy Lee
2 years
You bloody ripper! I’ve woken the dog 🐶 Worth it!
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Andy Lee
3 years
How it started… how it’s going! Merry Xmas all from us Lees 🎅🏽🌲x
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Andy Lee
7 years
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again... don’t wear a red polo top to Bunnings!
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Andy Lee
3 years
With regards to the @CarltonFC coaching job. I’m happy to do it. I just need Tuesdays off to record the podcast 👍
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Andy Lee
4 years
VIC Chief Medical Office: “It’s nice to have COVID cases below the ambient temperature in Melb.” Melbourne Weather: “Hold my beer 🍺 “
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Andy Lee
3 years
@SharnelleVella Smashed into my mate’s house. Waiting for a formal apology.
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Andy Lee
8 years
Dear Census, can someone in the government office put me down for 'at the pub drinking a beer'? Thanks #census2016
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Andy Lee
4 years
We’ll eventually change the date so we can all celebrate this great nation together, but seeing my mate @danchristian54 , an amazing indigenous athlete hit the winning runs on the current day we have was epic. Proud of ya mate! Love Australia 🇦🇺
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Andy Lee
6 years
Now we are going to be called cheats for the next decade which is much worse than being called losers. We’ll probably be called both. I guess i’ll get more sleep now. #SAvsAUS
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Andy Lee
4 years
Vic Lockdown Day 1: Fridge Clean #OffFridgeFoodOlympics Sriracha took gold with an expiry of AUG 2017 🇹🇭 Mirin Seasoning silver SEP 2017 🇯🇵 Mustard bronze with NOV 2017 🇺🇸 Who can beat it? Use the hashtag!
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Andy Lee
6 years
Went into Messina to get a kilo of ice cream after the @CarltonFC loss and right behind me at the counter is Tom Mitchell from @HawthornFC . I get it, he’s everywhere. I dropped my ice cream but he crumbed it and run off with it.
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Andy Lee
5 years
Nephew: I spy with my little eye something beginning with ‘G’ ~3 hours of me guessing~ Me: I give up Nephew: it was ‘eyes’ He’s a good player
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Andy Lee
6 years
The most alarming thing just happened to me... I had a phone call with my parents that was short, to the point and then they wrapped it up 😳
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Andy Lee
4 years
In Michigan, Trump was up by 220,000 a couple of hours ago. He's now up by 20,000. This is like watching the Carlton Football Club squander a lead! #USElection
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Andy Lee
3 years
Driving with Bec and needed to open my bottle of water. I ask Bec whether she could take the cap off. She leans over and removes my hat. Glad to see we are in the same page after 7 years ❤️ 🧢
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Andy Lee
9 years
I've seen some creative graffiti on our billboards but this one is my favourite by far. http://t.co/2e0HygMAsJ
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Andy Lee
3 years
What does the Fox say? G-G-G-G-Gold Gold Gold!! Brilliant from @jessfoxcanoe !!!🇦🇺🥇 You’re a super star ⭐️ #Tokyo2020
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Andy Lee
5 years
Hey @JohnMayer , tonight my girlfriend @rebeccalharding is at your gig with a legitimate chance of leaving me for you. I respect that. This is her if you see her in the crowd (I’ve picked her best photo).
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Andy Lee
4 years
Just went to the toilet without my phone and had never realised how quick taking a poo actually is.
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