I’m lying in bed having just heard the news that a legend and friend has passed. He opened so many doors for me to the sport I loved and we shared a lot of yarns playing another sport we both loved.
Forever grateful! You’ll be missed 💔
#RIPWarney
Small request: can we not retweet racist’s bigoted tweets even if we are doing it to shout them down.
I don’t follow these idiots and would never have noticed them in the first place nor want to hear from them in any context.
Well, Bec and I got a surprise when we went to see the
@colbertlateshow
tonight. Didn’t expect the guest to be
@RealHughJackman
nor to get a hug from him.
So if I hold my funeral in a large hair salon, I think I’m allowed more than ten people there if we can wrap it up in under 30 mins.
#COVID19Aus
#ScoMo
A World Cup Victory!!! 🏏
Here’s to all of those that stayed up to watch ever game. Raise your cups of tea! The lack of sleep was worth it. You’re the true heroes.
This guy also deserves some credit (pic 2).
Congrats
@patcummins30
and to the
@cricketaustralia
team 🇦🇺👏
Huge love to those affected by bushfires and great gratitude and admiration for those fighting the fires. I’d love to shake your hands, but if you didn’t want me to I wouldn’t force it on you.
#AustraliaBushfires
We Will Remember Them
There was a call for all brass players to sound The Last Post at 6am this morning. Bec and I are so grateful to all service men and women, past and present.
#StandAtDawn
#AnzacDay
An impactful day in US and Australian entertainment.
Some people have labelled this ‘Women vs Men’.
It must be ‘Everyone vs Abusive Men’.
@Oprah
summed this up so eloquently.
Well done to those on
#abc730
I’m in your corner.
Here's hoping that at 10am I only have to be embarrassed about our politicians and not about my entire country.
Go Australia 🇦🇺 ❤️ 💍!
#marriageequaility
Is it possible that Sydney 2000 was Cathy Freeman's second biggest triumph behind the '96 Stawell Gift when she started 54m behind the field and got elbowed in the final straight? If you haven't seen this, you need to.
~on
@theprojecttv
last night~
Waleed: Does the Liberal Party have an Islamophobia problem?
The PM: No, cause I went on a hike with a Muslim five years ago.
Waleed: 🤔
On holiday and tactically ensured Bec has a hangover today so she doesn’t want to do anything right when the 2nd Test starts.
It’s the off field preparation that provides success on the field.
Go 🇦🇺!
#Ashes2019
Melbourne, I love you!
I’ve been away cause of work but heading back Friday regardless of lockdowns being lifted or not. You are the best place, with the best people and we’ll rise.
Thinking of you all 🏙 ❤️
Just visited my parent’s house and didn’t take my shoes off when I entered the house... I’ve never felt so alive!
I’m thinking of putting a dish in the dish washer without rinsing it to keep the adrenaline high going.
I still don’t think people realise how loud a bluetooth telephone call in your car is heard outside your vehicle.
Or maybe it’s only the lady across the road from me having an affair that doesn’t realise.
Two single beds pushed together pretending to be a King is the equivalent of two kids on each other’s shoulders with a long coat pretending to be an adult.
Hotels, we know what you’re up.
I was super surprised that Novak stopped by to play Guess Whom for 2022 before leaving the country. It was unbelievable… almost like it didn’t happen.
#AusOpen
Until this year, I was the Chief Hydration Officer (water boy) for the
@StarsBBL
for 7 years and played a song for them before each game. It seems they’ve made the final without me... so I wrote another ditty.
#BBL08
~ just now ~
Girlfriend: Can you turn the music down, I can’t concentrate with Nickleback blaring!?
Me: It’s Foo Fighters.
GF: They sound the same.
Me: ....
I don’t think we can be together anymore.
The first day I met Jaz. Neither of us knew then that we’d go on to share so many laughs, beers and birdies (mostly from Jaz) over the next 9 years.
Love you and your family bud x
#RIPJarrodLyle
I was never allowed to be Dean Jones in the backyard cause my older brother would always dibs him! And Cam then smacked me round like Deano did to so many bowlers. Loved watching Deano. You changed the game!
#RIPDeano
Trump is attempting to kick the stumps over, grab the bat and ball and going inside. A move my brother was a pro at when he was about to lose. If the president needs some advice, I'll forward his number.
#USElections
We’ll eventually change the date so we can all celebrate this great nation together, but seeing my mate
@danchristian54
, an amazing indigenous athlete hit the winning runs on the current day we have was epic. Proud of ya mate! Love Australia 🇦🇺
Now we are going to be called cheats for the next decade which is much worse than being called losers.
We’ll probably be called both.
I guess i’ll get more sleep now.
#SAvsAUS
Vic Lockdown Day 1: Fridge Clean
#OffFridgeFoodOlympics
Sriracha took gold with an expiry of AUG 2017 🇹🇭
Mirin Seasoning silver SEP 2017 🇯🇵
Mustard bronze with NOV 2017 🇺🇸
Who can beat it? Use the hashtag!
Went into Messina to get a kilo of ice cream after the
@CarltonFC
loss and right behind me at the counter is Tom Mitchell from
@HawthornFC
.
I get it, he’s everywhere.
I dropped my ice cream but he crumbed it and run off with it.
In Michigan, Trump was up by 220,000 a couple of hours ago. He's now up by 20,000. This is like watching the Carlton Football Club squander a lead!
#USElection
Driving with Bec and needed to open my bottle of water. I ask Bec whether she could take the cap off. She leans over and removes my hat.
Glad to see we are in the same page after 7 years ❤️ 🧢
Hey
@JohnMayer
, tonight my girlfriend
@rebeccalharding
is at your gig with a legitimate chance of leaving me for you. I respect that. This is her if you see her in the crowd (I’ve picked her best photo).