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@mnicpxedreamboy

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manic // pixie // dream // (he/him)

Joined June 2020
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4 divas were raptured here I fear
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Is this anything
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2 months
You wanna guess the color of my no show socks
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2 months
Button down, vest, chinos, backpack, brat. Bad day to be a 20 mg adderall
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Two girlies at the coffee shop near my apartment can’t remember “who played Hannah in Girls”. Bushwick has fallen
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4 months
And she still ate blondie up so what now
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fat Lena in the background is sending me
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Fall in love again and again Fall in love again and again Fall in love again and again Fall in love again and again Fall in love again and again Fall in love again and again Fall in love again and again
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3 months
The margins of that one crazy chicas notebook in middle school
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Chinese oculist posters, circa 1930
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5 months
If you were walking down the street and saw your three closest friends dining on a beautiful afternoon would you not also knock on that window? I know I would
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5 months
Knocking on Resturant windows???? Just loud and ghetto.
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Irish exit, no I diva dipped
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3 months
Peter thiel to his ex
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3 months
Exit through the gay guy window
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Every block in Manhattan is like smoke shop, omakase, speakeasy
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Gay guys when their friend is in a Speedo walking in front of them down that little boardwalk on fire island
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At the mother store anyone need anything? New Lana song? Ethel Cain music video? Drew Barrymore enjoying the rain story?
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They made a pallet jack just for me (gay guy)
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I love being on the train with like mussels in my bag. Like ooo you all think just a book and sweatshirt but no shellfish too
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Chad Michael’s has given me the confidence to say it openly. This is the real me this is who I am
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Monday meditation: I did not fall out of a coconut tree. I exist in the context of all of in which I live and what came before me.
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Shattered 4500 dollar lamp at work
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I know she be running that bar that will do anything to make you feel ‘insane and alive’ like it’s the navy
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The idea of walking around Brooklyn, NY while winter turns to spring with new vampire weekend music in my ears. Oh my
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Boyfriend said we can do whatever I want for my birthday so we’re walking around a Polish grocery store in Glendale
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Found a windbreaker in my opas closet that makes me feel like an Italian tennis coach from 1994
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@MattBinder Renewable sources account for 18.6% of Texas energy. Guess there just so used to blaming minorities. (source: EIA)
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That part
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3 months
Oh brother
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Glenn year🥰
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I can’t stop watching this video
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RuPaul is on Call Her Daddy tomorrow.
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You’re right Alison some people didn’t grow up in California.
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some people didnt grow up in california and it shows
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Glenn and his pot pie which is the size of a full pie
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Proud owner of a tuxedo if anyone is ever in need of a last minute date to a black tie event
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This making me abandon western medicine. Only semblance of relief I’ve had in days
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@ennuiboy420 Lichrally stunning decor
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Likely place for her to be
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cinesthetic.
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Addison Rae for Perfect Magazine
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6 months
Evil witch has trapped my boyfriend in a magic mirror. Does anyone have time to help me find the amulet that will release him?
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10 months
If you’re over the age of 22 talking about “my hs bully” irdgaf what they did I’m on their side
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Every day is boyfriend day when you have a boyfriend
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7 months
Just invited to my future brother in laws bachelor party in Boston
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5 months
Hired a secretary and he low key lazy as fuck
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Bostonese for the weekend
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And 26 today
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So lucky to be celebrating my birthday on the strasses of berlin* *ridgewood
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The dumpster?
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Every quote I’ve read from her she calling someone a bitch. Like lighten diva
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Chappell Roan tells The Face that she has tried the Hailey Bieber Erewhon smoothie: “And you know what? All you b**ches think this is healthy, but this is just a milkshake!”
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How boys like me listen to playboi carti
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This can goes so hard
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Gaggy
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Wanna throw a party so I can take pictures of my friends on my digital camera. And also to party
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Oma taught me how to make knedlik (Czech bread dumplings) over FaceTime
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14 year old sister challenged me to a handstand contest in the pool and I ended up getting Charlie horses in both my glutes and limping out of the pool
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Wouldn’t know. I’m only 25
@NikePS5
Justin Wolf
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got weighed in at the doctor and devastatingly im 135lbs do you guys know how humiliating it is to be 36 years old and only weigh 135 and have 27 waist
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Putting your drink on the floor of the train… all aboard the big nasty express
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Coq au vin with my gay guys call that cock au vin
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God in my life. Red meat by my side. What else could ya need
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10 months
My 36 year old boyfriend and 14 year old sister actually have a lot in common (like Diet Coke, like Harry Potter, watch reels)
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9 months
Having fun online
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I’m a victim of shanthrax poisoning!
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It may be pride weekend but next weekend actually so much gayer. (Me and my boyfriends back to back cancer birthdays)
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Turning people away. What a rush
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My boyfriend is running the door for a soho party tonight for the first time and I told him nothing is more powerful or diabolical than a gay guy at a door with an iPad in this city…he told he just got the iPad, time for the power to course through his veins
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He just won the squirting contest
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Send prayers and retweets. Doctor just diagnosed my bestie with wrist palsy stage TERMINAL 5
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Fighting the homosexual urge to hold this over my head and do a little number
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Anotha day at the office
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Really excited to wake up tomorrow, smoke a cigarette in front of my building, than walk half a block to get a pastry and take the train to work
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My take unless you and your family were also chased out of your home country during civil war because your dad was a high ranking official like let her be she’s allowed to believe what she wants
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awrealya, m.a.
10 months
I know it’s controversial but remember the good times of 2005-2015 😭
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Waterfront views from the studio today 😍
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Easiest thing I’ve ever done is bring a dozen white claws into the amc on 34th
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He also showed me video games in 2011. Like he sort of always wanted a son he could kind of just queen out with
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Sublet listings saying they have the “perfect Bushwick location”. It’s like what exactly do you mean by that
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3 months
Show it to me Rachel
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On my way home @JLo
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Dr Pepper planning his great escape
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At the ice spice meet and greet
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10 months
I think you mean food court
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Two weeks notice at awful job submitted
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Glenn told me to shut up at the opera cause I kept saying eeooaww diva at every chic older woman that walked by
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Guys in brother in law bachelor party group chat saying they’re “mad bricked up” thinking about the trip (to Boston)
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Absolutely insufferable female lead of post ironic short form video content
@Nerdspringbreak
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This girl's schtick is getting annoying.
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At dinner tonight me and Glenn were seated next to the heir of the spirit Halloween fortune
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Was in moma early with a tube of toothpaste in my bag and thought briefly about doing a sort of climate protest on waterlillies for attention
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I like to open multiple cans of seltzer and leave them around my room. The silent burst of bubbles against the aluminum can easily be mistaken for tiny little creatures trying to dig their way into my room. Every once in a while it starts to scare me.
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And I was his queen
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Stepping up
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New Years resolution is to have my hair recede like Jude law
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Butternut squash congee😍
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3 months
Want my own apartment so I can do things like this
@DannyDrinksWine
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Montgomery Clift in his Manhattan apartment, 1949. (📸- Stanley Kubrick)
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Proud member of New York city’s Long Island diaspora community
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The oh that’s everything festival that was the @handsomevictim birthday party on my digital camera from 2006
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Me exactly one year ago
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ethan
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this weather has me wanting a bald boyfriend
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The old Italian man who cuts my hair reassures me every time that he’ll be sure to hide my receding hairline and I so appreciate him for that. It results in both a good haircut and a healthy dose of reality.
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Always giggle when I remember the guy who fabricated this and put it on the Houston median in 2007 is who taught me everything I know about metalworking
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Banger after banger today from Sean penn. Need a taste of whatever he’s on
@nypost
New York Post
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Sean Penn says Will Smith slap made him want to melt his Oscars down to bullets to ‘shoot at the Russians’
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If this nutcracker could talk I think he’d actually tell me I could smoke in here
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Ellen Burstyn with sconce (I think) I made
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