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Megan MacKay

2 years

📌welcome to my twitter page, coward📌 🎮 senior writer @ epic games 🦫 contributor at the beaverton: 🎉 often fun 🧪 scientifically unkillable 😤 no employer dares claim my perfect tweets as their own 🎷credits/vibe check avail at

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

4 years

My dog got a certificate of bravery at the vet today 🥺

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@mmmegan

5 years

remember when facebook's video metrics were set up to be so badly skewed that an entire industry pivoted to prioritize facebook video, only to have the floor collapse underneath them because their strategies were based off of bad numbers? anyway, everything looks fine here

Natalie Jarvey

@natjarv

5 years

Netflix is changing its viewership reporting metrics from 70% of an episode/film to "at least 2 minutes — long enough to indicate the choice was intentional." This also conveniently will probably make viewership seem higher in most cases

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

i don't know why this enrages me but it does. how do you get in? how do you get out? if the water level gets too high does it just roll down the building like a giant goddamn ice cream cone? there's no shade and no slide. this is flexing for the sake of flexing. worst pool ever

CNN International

@cnni

5 years

London to get 'world's first' infinity pool with 360-degree views

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@mmmegan

7 months

it’s called FORTNITE and we release new content every TWO WEEKS

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

11 months

an unreal amount of work went into this game and this script! can't wait to talk about it more on thursday

LEGO Fortnite

@LEGOFortnite

11 months

Yup, it’s happening. Survive and thrive in #LEGOFortnite , arriving in Fortnite on December 7, 2023.

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

6 months

WHO IS NAMING THE DOGS AT TORONTO ANIMAL SERVICES

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

@RhiannaJK honestly the staircase is gonna get stuck and we're gonna have literally a sims situation on our hands

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

8 years

If you've ever said "calm down it's just a joke" I invite you to read this entire thread.

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8 years

1. I wrote my PhD dissertation on the social function of humor (in literature & film) and here's the thing about "just joking."

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 years

this stupid planet was never, ever, ever worthy of carrie fisher

The A.V. Club

@TheAVClub

7 years

Carrie Fisher apparently sent a cow tongue to a producer who assaulted her friend

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

2 months

absolute crazy honor to write these characters. It’s going to be a SEASON y’all

Fortnite

@FortniteGame

2 months

It’s time for the heroes’ journey. And the enemies’ Absolute Doom. Save the day starting August 16th!

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

you know why they had to photograph this pool at dusk? because at high noon it turns into hot human stew. on my life, i will never swim in this pool. i don't care if you're having a graduation pool party clarissa, i ain't coming

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

1 month

I know I already tweeted about this today but I am really really proud of the voiced questline this season. Y'all have no idea how much it matters to me that you've been enjoying it ❤️

Scyan

@ScyanYT

1 month

NEW FORTNITE VOICE LINES ARE AMAZING: Here is a full explanation of the story narrations: 1- Hope is looking at everyone around her. Seeing shuri the super smart tech girl with powerful suit. Or X men people with actual powers Then she looks at herself, she sees nothing. No

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Megan MacKay

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4 years

"JK Rowling was one of the first female novelists" absolutely RADIATES Please Read Another Book energy

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

6 months

tomorrow is my 3-year anniversary at epic! what a weird, fun, wonderful place to work. 🎉

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

4 years

When someone hands over the aux and asks me to play my favourite Fall Out Boy songs

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

oh and to top it all off, people INSIDE the building have to LOOK UP at my undercarriage while i'm silently boiling to death in this inescapable hellpot??? my waxer is NOT that good folks, i'll PASS

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

6 years

i let those teddy bear coats that hurt my teeth slide by. i permitted XXL sweatshirts that make me look like a circus tent with a head. corsetted t-shirts? sure, why not. but LOW RISE JEANS??? YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE. I WILL TAKE TO ARMS. YOU WILL CATCH THESE HANDS

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

4 months

your haters will tell you "oh megan, they'll never let you name a POI sandy sheets. don't even ask. it's not worth it." YOUR HATERS WILL BE WRONG

Fortnite

@FortniteGame

4 months

Oh hiiiii, Tilted 👋

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 months

i don't want to talk about EXACTLY what i worked on until it's live but this trailer slaps too hard to not share it rn

Fortnite

@FortniteGame

7 months

PREPARE THYSELF FOR MYTHS & MORTALS

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

curse this hideous self-actualization!!! now i can't afford to buy an $500 cake that tastes terrible for a party full of people i secretly hate to celebrate being permanently tethered to a man who can't do laundry and is afraid to eat a vegetable

Washington Examiner

@dcexaminer

5 years

Millennials are the first gen of women to reject marriage to instead pile up degree upon degree, resulting in debt that, while supposed to help them get established for marriage, instead dealt them a cruel blow: They can't afford to. @SuzanneVenker

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

"a million people didn't click away when we put this show in front of them" is not the same as "a million people engaged with this piece of media." it's just not. it's disingenuous to claim that it is, and it's going to lead us down a rabbithole and straight to clickbait hell

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

the cybertruck finally answers the question: "what if there was a hummer for people who pretend to understand bitcoin"

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

2 years

The year is 2441. At 450 years old, I am finally dying. My great-great grandkids weep over my deathbed, but amongst the despair, I smile. "Why are you smiling?" they wail. "Children," I wheeze. "Have I told you about the time I made The Scientist say 'Daddy' in Fortnite?"

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

fat bodies are magic! with just a glance they can make most skinny people believe they're "medical experts" while actually turning them into clowns 🤡

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

sorry to go back to this but also: WHOMST is this even for? netflix doesn't release their numbers to anyone, not even the talent working for them. so... they're bolstering numbers internally, for themselves, to make their programming choices... less accurate? for ego reasons?

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

FYI if you're an assistant and your boss's friend routinely drunk texts you trying to hook up, that's wildly unprofessional, extremely fucked, and literally workplace harassment, and you don't have to smile and put up with it ✌️

DAVID DOBRIK

@DavidDobrik

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My friend has been drunk texting my assistant so I printed his texts out and put them on a billboard

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

8 years

"you're 24 years old why are you excited that my chemical romance is reuniting"

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

3 years

elon musk answers the question on everyone's minds: what if iron man had no charisma and also didn't invent any of the stuff stark industries made

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 years

Weight Watchers is offering free membership to teenagers this summer. As someone who did WW as a teenager MULTIPLE times, each time leaving the program feeling angry, worthless, and devalued as a human being, please do not let your children sign up.

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

8 years

Mulan is unequivocally the best princess movie Disney has ever made & I'm going to be so mad if they add a white boy in there for no reason

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

11 months

i have a few

Fortnite

@FortniteGame

11 months

have any theories for the big bang event? drop your predictions 👇

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

4 years

please don't share any protest footage that can identify protestors. uncovered faces, unique looking clothes or clothes with obvious logos, tattoos, dyed hair - police will use social media footage to ID these people later. don't help them do it.

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

3 months

FNBR quest team mark your calendars. we have a team building event on July 1 2026

DreamWorks Animation

@Dreamworks

3 months

Not too Far, Far Away… @Shrek 5 is coming to theaters on July 1, 2026 with Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz.

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

1 year

she's back...

Fortnite

@FortniteGame

1 year

Adventure awaits in a world below! Get ready for #FortniteWILDS . Tomorrow.

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

17 days

🫣

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@FortniteGame

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Uh oh

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

2 months

so……. y’all found Gwen yet? 👀

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

4 years

hope he bought enough penis enhancing superbeet protein powder for everyone

Gadi Schwartz

@GadiNBC

4 years

Alex Jones just showed up at the Maricopa country election center

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

2 years

THE OATHBOUND QUESTS ARE FINALLY HERE! these voiced questlines are a labor of love produced by a small but enthusiastic army of people who are so talented it's almost offensive (and me, i am also there, writing hundreds of skeleton jokes no one asked for)

Fortnite News

@Guille_GAG

2 years

These are all the storyline dialogues from the Oathbound quests! 👇

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

why don't more people love donkeys? they're horses (good) who scream (EXTREMELY good)

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

4 years

Soooo cringey to see As a Canadian trending right now. Being smug and gloating about how great we have it up here while Erin O'Toole is running on pseudo-MAGA talking points and the slogan "Take Canada Back" is some extreme hubris

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

13 days

he's so large

Fortnite

@FortniteGame

13 days

CALLING ALL HEROES: the fight is not over yet! Jump in now and help us take down Doom

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

Ladies, he's single!!

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 years

Young Sheldon The Big Bang Theory Sheldon's Midlife Crisis Old Sheldon CBS 1 Hour Special Live From Sheldon's Deathbed Sheldon Goes to Hell

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

the payout from youtube monetization is fractions of pennies per *monetized* view (ie if they're using an adblocker, you don't get paid.) after doing it full-time for 3+ years, my total adsense rev was ~$2500. youtubers make their money off of merch, patreon, and sponsorships.

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 years

Easy? You underestimate my extreme willingness to die on hills

David Burge

@iowahawkblog

7 years

Easier twitter challenge: name the most trivial hill on which you are willing to die

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

I took an edible and watched CATS last night. Here were my most pressing thoughts about the experience

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 years

*clears throat* what the fucketh is this

Aasa Halla 🇵🇸💜 Manchester Arc

@Rosgakori

7 years

In case you wonder: Here's a picture of how the Amazons looked in Wonder Woman...next to pic how they look in Justice League. First designed by Lindy Hemming, second by Michael Wilkinson. Some steps backwards, methinks.

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 months

STORY QUESTS ARE LIIIIIIIVE!!! Meet The Oracle, voiced by the incredible @KriziaBajos !!!

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

Don't fucking talk to me if you're hot. I have zero patience for that bullshit

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@mmmegan

7 months

my child it’s mommy let me in

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@mmmegan

4 years

Lucy’s face when she sees you in the replies saying “dogs can’t read”

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

3 years

Ok I can FINALLY talk about my favourite Fortnite project: LLANA and her cousins!! Llana is your AI assistant in Team Rumble mode, and her cousins operate the vending machines in Battle Royale. I wrote the dialogue for all of them and they’re all my perfect angels from HEAVEN!!!!

Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

3 years

I made the vending machines in Fortnite call you “bestie,” ask me anything except “how dare you”

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

8 years

It's 2017 but I keep writing "FUCK THIS FUCKIGN YEAR TO HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" on all of my checks

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

5 jobs I've had: - bitch - lover - child - mother - sinner - saint - not feeling ashamed

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 years

my excited family crowds around me as i cut into my baby's gender reveal cake. "trucks or tiaras?" wonders my aunt. "dangerously heavy periods or unwavering sexual impotence?" asks a cousin. i reveal a slice. my family sobs over a pitch black cake. it's too late. my baby is goth

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

2 years

We are SO lucky to have @JennyYokobori and @dicek2g playing Evie and Thunder, the Peace Syndicate's dynamic duo. They bring the jokes! The emotions! The chaos! And in Thunder's case, the Tuesday lunch specials!

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

4 years

@deathcab4booty is..... this supposed to be a feature?

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

6 years

JK Rowling is only making prequels because she's too afraid to answer the biggest HP fan question: WHY were the spice girls so CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT from the books

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

2 years

uh oh

Fortnite

@FortniteGame

2 years

Chrome runs rampant.

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

8 years

me @ the celebrities who show up for trump's inauguration

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 months

@PurpleScales_ the dev team trying to keep up with weekly release cadence:

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

2 years

😭😭😭

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

6 years

what a cool way to tell people you've never read a history book in your life

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 years

this is the greatest SNL sketch of all time and i will fight anyone who disagrees

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

6 years

@yrfatfriend telling me i look like/remind them of a fat celebrity who doesn't resemble me or behave like me at all. the celebs are almost always talented and wonderful and i know people mean it as a compliment but ultimately i feel like we're only being compared because we're both fat 🤷‍♀️

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

1 year

My position was not impacted by today’s news. Thank you for checking on me. I’m joining @QuestTheLine in RTing the talented devs who are looking for work - will thread them here.

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 months

midas does what now

Fortnite

@FortniteGame

7 months

Midas returns.

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

it's illegal to not vape in the cybertruck

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

4 years

Lucy thanks you all for the support 😭 a quick pupdate: she’s doing great. We’re still waiting on a post-op potty but the vet says that’s normal. When she’s not in her cone she wears this baby onesie to protect her sutures. Nice pic and goofy pic attached

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 months

we now go live to the fortnite writer’s room on launch day

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 months

👀

Fortnite

@FortniteGame

7 months

Prepare thyselves, mere mortals! The gods have updated their celestial loading screen ✨

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

10 days

new lexa outfit please get in my locker queen

Fortnite

@FortniteGame

10 days

Trick or RETREAT. Fortnitemares returns on October 11th.

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

8 days

i will spend the night riding my tricycle while holding a chainsaw in anticipation

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@FortniteGame

8 days

Sharpen your tools and get ready for a fright 🪓 FORTNITEMARES – TOMORROW!

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

1 year

i never thought i'd have to say this, but: making fun of people who spent a lot of time making the thing you love, and who are now are having a very very very hard day, is an unspeakably cruel thing to do. please don't

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

the new tesla cybertruck looks like a video game accident

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 years

MEN: lol girls are so obsessed with selfies! ALSO MEN: *sole tinder pic looks like they're being held hostage in a basement public bathroom*

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

My Starbucks barista just called me a little pumpkin spice bitch baby :(

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

5 years

MY FRIENDS: watch Zendaya in Euphoria! MY SISTER: the new Brooklyn Nine-Nine season is up! CO-WORKERS: here's 50 great show recommendations! NETFLIX: you might like Derry Girls! THE WORLD: Have we Reached Peak Good Content?! ME: hmmmmmmmmmmm...... what's Murder Slut Island

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

8 years

"Secretary Clinton, what do you think about that?" "I think I'm gonna be president." #SNLPremiere

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 months

FYI it's canon that hades is hot under the mask. facewise he's a 10 and i'm tired of pretending he isn't

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 years

SHIPPING IN AMERICA: 48 cents!!! arrives in 8 seconds!!!! free if you spend more than $2!!! SHIPPING TO CANADA: $80 flat rate, ONLY option is senile carrier pigeon, 12% chance it'll arrive at all, we delight in your eternal suffering

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

2 months

best part of working at fortnite is doing your brainstorming meetings while playing (losing) a game of BR. team building 🥹

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@mmmegan

5 years

the cybertruck is the perfect vehicle for people who love both the idea of driving a tank AND doing cocaine at children's birthday parties

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

8 years

ME: hi YOUTUBER: NEW VEEDEEOH IS OUT!!!!!!!! 😍🌸💪 subscribe 🤑 and smash👊 that👉bell🔔 for notifs! 📢📢 RT FOR A DM 🗣 💗 love you guys 💋

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

9 months

@Rezztro it's not right for me to speak on charlie's vision ahead of him ❤️ i can say that we're doing some really interesting and exciting things this year, and i really hope you all love it

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@mmmegan

6 months

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

6 months

a second smaller iceberg

Fortnite

@FortniteGame

7 months

What’s in the iceberg? Wrong answers only

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

4 years

The irony of the Trump campaign getting derailed by Hope wow

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

8 years

There are literally thousands of reasons why Trump shouldn't be president, but "Melania posed nude once" is absolutely not one of them

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@mmmegan

5 years

the cybertruck is what happens when you don't let your employees unionize

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2 months

also I’ve been asking “is doctor doom single” in every meeting for months. people…….have not been liking it,

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@mmmegan

6 months

Ok I learned this is actually a really cute campaign to get these pups adopted!! Here’s the link to see them:

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@mmmegan

6 months

i've got a good feeling about this...

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Megan MacKay

@mmmegan

7 months

i was a greek myths kid growing up, as was a not-insignificant portion of the dev team working on this season. we did our best to cook for y'all 🧑‍🍳

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8 months

y'all left the lid on the box right

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@mmmegan

5 years

wow. the first electric vehicle designed on an etch-a-sketch

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8 years

people are buying coachella 2017 tickets without knowing the lineup? now that is some SERIOUS commitment to crop tops and molly

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@mmmegan

7 years

remember when gary oldman beat his wife with a telephone in front of their children? lol!!!! anyway, he's nominated tonight for doing a funny accent in a fat suit. hollywood is cool

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5 years

the inspiration for the cybertruck? well, first the lead designer played 8 minutes of minecraft. then, and this is important, he sneezed and had a stroke at the same time

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Megan MacKay

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4 years

Herman Cain posthumously tweeting about how COVID is overblown is extremely powerful. when i die i'm gonna make my bereaved sister shitpost about whatever killed me all day, every day

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