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Sed Pillay

@sedpillay

2 years

My girlfriend left me because she says I’m too obsessed with football statistics. Now she’s my xGf.

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Sed Pillay

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2 years

Guys I did it. I remembered to take my black Woolworths bag.

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How South Africans behave whenever the Springboks are playing

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Woke up to the news of our very own Tyla winning the Best African Music Performance for her song ‘Water’ at the #Grammys . She is the youngest African to win such a prestigious award, adding herself to list of eminent South African artists and musicians who have made an indelible

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The better team won and congrats to India. But guys, just tell me I’m not crazy here 😭🤣

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Nothing to see here except the second fastest 4x100m relay team IN THE WORLD 😭😭😭😭🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

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2 years

Wait what? 🥲

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South Africans thinking about Manie Libbok’s no-look kick at the office today

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When you forgot to put the food away but the Joburg cold turned your house into a fridge overnight

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2 years

The Ultra The Ultra y’all care that I care about about

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3 months

@TheeAzanian My fellow Joburgers please send me some money from our wealthy capital of Africa I too would like a Grammy mzansi 🙏🏽🇿🇦

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The only two ways we learnt Afrikaans in high school

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South Africans rn

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10 months

Meet my wife ❤️

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5 years

@InuWolfie @Timcast Man is also antisemitic and allies with Israel.

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3 years

I think my Wordle is broken 🟩🟩⬜️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟨🟩🟩⬜️🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 ⬛️🟨🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬛️⬛️🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛️🟨🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟨🟩🟩⬜️🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩⬜️🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

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Joburg people Durban people when it’s 18 when it’s 18 degrees degrees

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Manchester City fans switching to Newcastle United overnight

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Tyson Fury after calling the True Geordie a tosser last week

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“Dad, how was Pieter-Steph du Toit’s performance in the 2023 final?”

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“The only insurance South Africa needs”

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2 years

The Sid y’all are The Sid in your worrying about DMs

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8 months

HULLE WEET NIE WAT ONS WEET NIE!!!YOUR NEW UFC MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD MR DRICUS DU PLESSIS!!!🤩🇿🇦

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11 months

What do I feel like eating tomorrow? Perhaps an English Breakfast! 🇿🇦

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Farewell to a South African icon. Thank you for the maths tips you legend! 🙏🏽🇿🇦

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2 years

Things holding South Africa back: 1. The lines at Home Affairs 2. SAA 3. Garage pies 4. DStv not having a “sports only” package 5. People developing American accents when they move to Joburg

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@Natzo_M Thank you bro. I mean I left it in the car, but we’re moving in the right direction 💪🏽🤣

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South Africa seeing Foster start for Burnley this evening

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Applying for jobs in South Africa

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When you’re getting a suspicious amount of electricity in your area

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How it started vs How it’s going

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“Dad, what was it like when South Africa hosted the IPL?”

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2 years

The most useless things in the world

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South Africans watching the Proteas and Springboks doing well in both World Cups

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You think you can hurt me? My father gave me driving lessons

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10 months

South Africans: we want Black Friday deals! Eskom: Okay! Lights are 100% off! South Africans:

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2 years

This game got me through school

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Nobody: Indians: I got sinus

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When you get promoted from minister of missiles to acting president

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The whole of South Africa today

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8 y/o me leaving the Spur kiddies area, saying goodbye to totally random strangers who I had the time of my life with

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Politicians should only be allowed to go to government hospitals. I just wanna see something…

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1 year

Movie theaters across the world this weekend

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Today’s breakfast? I’m thinking French toast 👀🇿🇦

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@anuragsupadhyay I accepted defeat. And congrats to India. I just wish the 3rd umpire didn’t just breeze over this decision.

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@BrettSomething @Nadiiiiiiiir Brilliant 🤣🤣

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Eskom getting ready to unleash the thickest Stage 26 loadshedding scheduling once elections are over

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Are we all up?? LET’S GO PROTEAS!!!!! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

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Indian aunties: “We will not tell a soul” Also Indian aunties:

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Nobody: Indian parents: Even South Africa’s national rugby coach became a doctor before you

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Springbok coach, Rassie Erasmus is officially Dr Johan ‘Rassie’ Erasmus. The 51 year old has been awarded an honorary doctorate for his contribution in sports The inauguration took place at the North-West University this morning.

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@JayMotty Premier League Player of the Season TWICE. As a centre back. I don’t think people realise how insane that is 😭

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South Africans getting ready to watch this Cricket World Cup final

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Baby girl 💕

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what was the pinnacle of wealth to you as a child?

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2 years

Stage 9 is when you’re not allowed to use Sunlight to wash your dishes

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Indian parent math is you’re not allowed to have fun 2 days in a row

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Behold

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But why increased supply no lead to decreased cost for us?

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Three months ago the headline was adamant: André De Ruyter was saying Eskom “can’t be fixed”. Today, Eskom says it is producing more power than South Africa can use.

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@ConCaracal Moral of the story: Nobody is safe. If one of the greatest visionaries of our time can be reduced to “an unusually accomplished B.S. artist”, then we are in trouble.

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3 years

Only posting because my mate @RonakGopaldas said I must 😛 Enjoy

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2 years

No lights. No water. No safety. Soaring petrol prices. Rising cost of living. The only thing holding this country together is Megan from Mr D.

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@brownroast Fake news

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In South Africa, your R2 million car means nothing during loadshedding. When the homeless guy says go, you go.

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People in Joburg noticing the sudden drop in temperature

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@Timcast From the people who brought you:

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South Africa if the country was run as effectively as the Springboks

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Indian winter starter pack

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Me: I ordered mild Nando’s The Indian community:

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Them: how cold is it in today? Joburgers:

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Match Day! 🏏🏆 Come on Proteas!!! 😃🇿🇦 #Proteas #ProteaFire #SouthAfrica

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Indian dads at Indian dads on their child’s a call with their graduation friend

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The only acceptable duet on this land 🤣🇿🇦 #funny #trend #SouthAfrica #duet

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Nobody: BMW drivers behind you on the fast lane:

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South Africa’s government be like

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1 year

Turned 30 today. No more memes and jokes from me. I’ll just be complaining about taxes and the youth. And back pain.

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Like this post if your team is in the final of a T20 World Cup 😭🇿🇦

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Yes, we are better than you 🇿🇦💁🏽‍♂️

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Madagascar has to be the only movie in history where the side characters carried the movie more than the main characters

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"it's just a photo" the photo:

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Surely we didn’t do this? 💀😭

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Powerful image. At the end of the day, you are both leftovers 🙏🏽

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All my school teachers wouldn’t have lasted in this day and age 🤣

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News24 | Curro teacher fired for telling pupil to stop laughing 'like an idiot'

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1 year

If you ever think you’re stupid, just remember I pay R1000 a month for this blank SuperSport 3 screen on the first weekend the Premier League is back. 🙂

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Mr Black⁛

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What is the most successful lie in history

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Kettles across South Africa right now

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People in Joburg be like

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Today I am Sad Pillay. Thanks Proteas.

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Doctor: sir, your magnesium levels are very low Me: 0mg Doctor:

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@TheKiffness @Springboks

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Me trying to claim this Cricket World Cup victory for South Africa because Marnus was born in Klerksdorp

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“Dad, tell me about the time South Africa had electricity for 21 days in a row”

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Happy birthday to my @dhaminising ❤️ (yes I know she’s out of my league ffs)

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Tell me, where does it say “squeeze before purchase?”

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What Indian children are taught since pre-school

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Congratulations Tatjana!!!! 60 million rounds of applause 👏🏽👏🏽😭 NO DNA JUST RSA!!!!!! 😭😭🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

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🏅Gold Medal Alert! 🏅 Tatjana Smith wins the Women’s 100m Breaststroke! This is South Africa's first gold medal at #Paris2024 Congratulations, Tatjana! 👏👏👏 #TeamSA #Olympics #ForMyCountry