WOW🤩 Goma-chan, you🫨 are SO GOOD ⭐️👏at GALUMPHING🦭💨 〔〔PLOP 🦭PLOP 🦭PLOP〕〕 🤗🤗 ⚠️WATCH OUT!!!! 😳🛑You NEED☝️to follow⬅️ the 🚙🏎️SPEED LIMIT…..🚓or you WILL🐷🎫 get a 🧾TICKET😓or….. 😱😰JAIL!!!🧑⚖️⛓️⚖️… be SAFE, 💚🆗Goma-chan🦭💨🩵😎🆓🛣️
me: boy I sure am craving a long, oblong pastry made from choux dough, filled with cream or custard, and topped with fondant icing.
the box of éclairs:
Oh..Um…😓Sorry, 💔😢Yuumi-chan🦭 BUT I 🥶do NOT🙅♀️❌ have games🕹️🎮On 🔛my PHONE…📲💬…
GAH⁉️😨WOAH!!😱YUUMI-CHAN!! 🦭😖you NEED 🫵⚠️to Calm🧘♀️☮️Down⬇️ THIS is 🚫Not Nice🤗👎 PLEASE 🙏😓DONT ✋splash💦🌊Me👤😰
Ummmm 😬EXCUSE ME🗣️☝️😶baby 🚼🍼SEAL 🦭but there⚠️❕ is a FIBSH 🐠🐟under ⬇️🫵U….. WHY 🤨💭are u DIGGING 🕳️🚧in 「The Box」📦⁉️ ?? U 🆘NEED ‼️to eat 🍽️🤤The Fibsh…. 🦪🎣🐠u Must🙂↕️📈GROW 《B I G 😱& S T R O N G💪🏋️ 》
OH‼️😱 🫵this SEAL 🦭is trying to ESCAPE!!🏃💨 he is so Smug😏.. he even BANANAS 🍌while RUNNING AWAY➡️ will he 🧐Make it Over 🔝The Gate?🚫😓😓 don’t get CAUGHT⚠️‼️
GAH❗️😱Eko-chan..! 🫵🦭U are TOO FAST… 🦭💨you gave😨 me A FRIGHT😳🫨 Where 🗺️❔Are YOU🦭 Going???🚸 this is 🛣️LAND… NOT 🙅♀️WATER. 🌊🌊u are a SEAL🫵🦭🤨u need to SWIM🏊🏊 ❌NOT Galumph 🦭on The Grass🍂🍃
Oh My❕😱 Kabuto-kun, 🦭🫵are YOU playing🥁🪘 the DRUMS 🎵on Ur 🫓TUMMY❓I Did NOT 🙅♀️KNOW u 💭🧐were 🦭🎶a MUSICIAN!!!🤯《〜Tap Tap Tap〜》 Ur TUMMY🦭🥁 DRUM is ☝️😮So COOL….🧊🤩 WHAT 🗣️⁉️is 🤨Your 🦭FAVOURITE 🥇💗👂SONG, 🎤🎧Kabuto-kun?? 🎹🦭🥁🪘
Bai-san!🦭🫵 it’s NOT 🙅♀️NICE to 😨stick 🦭😛your TONGUE 👅out at ppl.. 👥BUT u ❕😲are So SILLY🥳💗 it’s O.K🤗✅ it’s TIME⏰to NAP 💤💤now🙂↕️ are you🛌❄️ COZY, 🦭Bai-san? 🧸🥰 『Good Night』😴❕ BTW…… 🤫ur GASOLINE 🫵⛽️face is 🦭So CUTE🤗🩵 SWEET DREAMS, BAI-SAN 🩵💤😴🦭🐟
whenever I see this picture my brain can only register it as a hand puppet. like I know this is a real picture of a real seal but I can’t see it all I see is hand puppet niko
Oh No… 😓PLANS THWARTED🙅♀️ Eko-chan 🦭 was TOO FAT 😳to Jump the 🔝gate.. she is 🫵FORCED TO 🏳️RETREAT🦭💨….. “GRRRAH🤬” she yells at the Innocent Shodai-kin🦭 😇before PUSHING HIM 😡🔙out of the way🏊🌊… NOT NICE… 👎 maybe Next Time ? 🧐
OH‼️😱 🫵this SEAL 🦭is trying to ESCAPE!!🏃💨 he is so Smug😏.. he even BANANAS 🍌while RUNNING AWAY➡️ will he 🧐Make it Over 🔝The Gate?🚫😓😓 don’t get CAUGHT⚠️‼️
REMEMBER😲‼️ it is IMPORTANT to stay ☝️HYDRATED 💦 these Seals🦭🦭 are BEING🌊 WATERED 🌸so they Can 💙GROW BIG 🙌🦭and STRONG😎💪 Santa-kun and Lunta-kun say 『It’s Time ⏰To DRINK🤤🚰WATER』 have YOU drank Your 🧊WATER 🚿TODAY?🫵❓👀
what a NICE🤗 GALUMPH, Mugi-chan🦭💨wait🖐️.. What?🤨why r u 🫵🚸Going in 🐢SLOW 🦥📹MOTION❔OH! U are 🦭🔜going to DIVE😱🫣 『SPLOOOOOSH…..』🌊🏊♂️Mugi-chan… 🦭HOW ❔r u moving 🏃♂️SO SLOW..🤔🐢BUT 😲☝️so Elegantly..✨👸 WAOW🤩🥳 u r one 🥇🧊COOL SEAL😎🦭🦭
Oh My Goodness..🫨it LOOKS👀🫵like Emiko-chan🦭💁♀️and Shota-kun🦭🚹Are having ☝️a LOVERS 💑💍QUARREL😤💥..a KISS!😘💋but Then😳… a SLAP!🤬👊and Run…🦭💨Ummm 🤨U guys👥NEED🆘⚠️to make up.. 🫂❤️🩹it’s IMPORTANT‼️ to COMMUNICATE🆗💬ur Feelings🎭
#LiveLoveSeal
OH! 🤯Eko-chan⁉️U are 🫵SO FAST 🦭💨are U 🧐a REINDEER 🫎🎅galumphing 🦭🦭through ➡️the 🌨️SNOW ⛄️🩵『Here Comes 🎶Eko-Clause🤗』🎄🤶ARE you 🦭From The 🧭NORTH ⬆️☝️POLE💈🐻❄️, Eko-chan❓🥶 BRRRRRR…… I Hope😲 ur BLUBBER 🦭💪keeps u Warm ☀️🛌& Toasty 🥂🍞
OH🫢❕Hima-chan…🦭 was That a KISS💋 for ME?😲👈? waow :) u R so 🫵FULL 🤲OF LOVE 💗🫶🦭 1️⃣…2️⃣..3️⃣❗️ that was 🥉🧐THREE Kisses 😘!!!!! U just 🦭🫵LOVE to 🗣️Say 《SMOOCH》 🤗💓 Thank u Hima-chan 💓🥰
#LoveYou
Ummmm 🤨 it looks like this SEAL🫵🦭 thinks💭 she is 🐛🪲an INSECTIVORE… mochimochi-chan… 😬u are a 🦭🦭SEAL!!! you 🙅♀️DO NOT eat 🍽️🤤BUTTERFLIES🦋 ‼️u need to Eat FISBH. 🐟🐠 u will UPSET 👎☹️ur TUMMY!!! 😖🦭🦭
BREAKING NEWS
Reports are coming in from Japan regarding a strange creature sighted in Nagoya, Aichi Prefecture. Witnesses describe the creature as “green and bulbous, with peculiar antennae.” One witness we reached out to for comment claims the creature made a “oiuhgugh” sound.
Oh. My. Cod. 🫣🐟Hiyori-chan🦭… tbat 🫵Was SO COOL❤️🔥🤩u Really know❕ how🧠 To SLIDE 🛝u are 🥇ONE COOL❄️🧊 SEAL 😎🦭I ALMOST thought u 🫵🦭were a 🐌SLUG!!🫨u Sure 🦭Can GROOVE 💃🕺Are you called 『Hiyori The Slidin’ Seal』🦭at 〜Seal Sea Paradise?🗾🌊
#sealtwt
does anyone have the recent video of two seals and one of them is trying them around and it’s really pissing off the other seal 🦭 it may have been arare but I’m not sure
sorry…😓NO MORE 🙅♀️fish 🐟🐠today Shibuki📅🦭…. OH⁉️are U 🧐🫵throwing ⚾️🤜a TANTRUM 🤬💥❔❔Shibuki that 🦭😐is NOT ❌cool 🧊❄️U are SIX (6) ✋☝️months ⏰📆Old 👴you know 🙂↕️💭🧠BETTER✅☝️…….. let’s 🤝🫂TRY to 😲🙌be 🐝Positive 🤗➕🔋tomorrow ⏭️IS a 《New Day》🌅🤩
I just stumbled across these motivational low-quality manatee facebook memes and it genuinely warmed heart so much that I started sniffling and my eyes watered
🦭MOYA-KUN !! this🫵 is NOT ❌how you treat a lady😡👎 you need to be KIND and POLITE ❕Arare-chan, please forgive him… 🦭🦭❤️🩹Moya-kun is a GRUMPY SLEEPYHEAD 💤😒
WOAH‼️ Lana-chan😱 you must be KIND to 💓😊your Brother..🦭🚹…. U Can’t 🗣️say 『GROIUGHIGH』🤬🖕!! That’s a BAD 🔞word, Lana-chan👎 Baron-kun, 🙏please Forgive 😓UR SISTER🦭🚺 we ALLL need to be KIND
K- Kind🤗
I- ice cream🍦
N- nice😁
D- dancing💃🕺
Waow❕🦭🙂↕️well… u KNOW 💭✔️what They 🗣️💬Say 『TEAMWORK 🤝Makes The ☝️DREAM 😴💤WORK』 💪💸I think MANYYYY 🙌😲could learn 🧠👩🎓from This 🫵SEAL🦭🦭let’s be 🤗KIND 💐and 👯♀️FRIENDS🦭🩵
#LOVEANDFISH
CHOOSE whether to RESCUE the Little Niko or HARVEST him.
If you harvest him, you get MAXIMUM CEMENT, but he will NOT SURVIVE the process.
If you rescue him, you get LESS CEMENT, but Papa Toba has promised to make it WORTH YOUR WHILE.
in awe [and slightly jealous] of how Japanese sealtwt is able to go to aquariums multiple times a week if not every single day like is it really that cheap over there 🦭🦭🦭