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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

2 months

they are evolving at rates faster than we can comprehend..

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one of my fav things abt sealtwt is how the notifications for any given tweet look like this

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

2 months

‼️HORRIFYING VIDEO; this SEAL🦭 is TERRORIZED and BULLIED by RAMBUNCTIOUS BROTHERS!!!😰😱

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alyssa 🦭

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2 months

first i loled then i serioused

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

27 days

WOW🤩 Goma-chan, you🫨 are SO GOOD ⭐️👏at GALUMPHING🦭💨 〔〔PLOP 🦭PLOP 🦭PLOP〕〕 🤗🤗　⚠️WATCH OUT!!!! 😳🛑You NEED☝️to follow⬅️ the 🚙🏎️SPEED LIMIT…..🚓or you WILL🐷🎫 get a 🧾TICKET😓or….. 😱😰JAIL!!!🧑‍⚖️⛓️⚖️… be SAFE, 💚🆗Goma-chan🦭💨🩵😎🆓🛣️

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

2 months

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CANT BREATHE!!!!!! 😨😨😰😰 WHO PUT HIM UP THERE!!!! 😧😧😧😧😧😧 seals DO NOT belong on the moon!!!!

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

26 days

me: boy I sure am craving a long, oblong pastry made from choux dough, filled with cream or custard, and topped with fondant icing. the box of éclairs:

🫧VERY SOGGY CAT FINNEY 🫧

@iheartsoggycat

29 days

WHO stacked the seals!!!! put them BACK in the ocean!!!

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

7 days

Oh..Um…😓Sorry, 💔😢Yuumi-chan🦭 BUT I 🥶do NOT🙅‍♀️❌ have games🕹️🎮On 🔛my PHONE…📲💬… GAH⁉️😨WOAH!!😱YUUMI-CHAN!! 🦭😖you NEED 🫵⚠️to Calm🧘‍♀️☮️Down⬇️ THIS is 🚫Not Nice🤗👎 PLEASE 🙏😓DONT ✋splash💦🌊Me👤😰

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

17 days

AH! 🫨these 🫵🦭SEALS🦭 are sharing 🫶a KISS💋 〜💗ｓｍｏｏｃｈ💗〜 😘what a 🤗Cute🫂💍Couple 🙂‍↕️ 🤨Huh?? 🧐🔍WHAT ❔🤷‍♀️is that?? 🫵🦭Ummmm 🫢🫥BABY 🚼SEAL 🦭🫵u MIGHT 🫣⁉️be 🥶interrupting❌🙅‍♀️….

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@mistapussy

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“Ooiuuguugugghhg”

VA Marine Mammal Rescue Society

@vammrs

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If seals could talk, what do you think they'd say?! #MarineMammalRescue #SealPup #RescueRehabRelease

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

10 days

*does this to u*

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

1 month

Oiugghughhh the Beast is DRENCHED

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

12 days

air traffic control: tokkari airlines, what are your coordinates? the plane:

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

2 months

GAH! “YUCK!” the beast is filled with disgust!

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

1 month

ENOUGH OF THESE GAMES ! 『クワドラプル・ソーグー・ミゾレ・アタック』 QUADRUPLE SOGGY MIZORE ATTACK ！

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

23 days

IM DELETING YOU, NIKO! 😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 ❣️ NIKO ❣️ is forever 💯

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

1 month

cashier: that’ll be $8.37, sir the explosive strapped to my chest:

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

2 months

mochimochi never misses a shot! not everyone can say the same!

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

18 days

singular grain of rice

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

1 month

Baikal Obama: let me be oiugggugh

🫧VERY SOGGY CAT FINNEY 🫧

@iheartsoggycat

1 month

He looks like he’s about to make a speech

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@mistapussy

21 days

Ummmm 😬EXCUSE ME🗣️☝️😶baby 🚼🍼SEAL 🦭but there⚠️❕ is a FIBSH 🐠🐟under ⬇️🫵U….. WHY 🤨💭are u DIGGING 🕳️🚧in 「The Box」📦⁉️ ?? U 🆘NEED ‼️to eat 🍽️🤤The Fibsh…. 🦪🎣🐠u Must🙂‍↕️📈GROW 《B I G 😱& S T R O N G💪🏋️ 》

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

1 month

OH‼️😱 🫵this SEAL 🦭is trying to ESCAPE!!🏃💨 he is so Smug😏.. he even BANANAS 🍌while RUNNING AWAY➡️ will he 🧐Make it Over 🔝The Gate？🚫😓😓 don’t get CAUGHT⚠️‼️

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

1 month

GAH❗️😱Eko-chan..! 🫵🦭U are TOO FAST… 🦭💨you gave😨 me A FRIGHT😳🫨 Where 🗺️❔Are YOU🦭 Going???🚸 this is 🛣️LAND… NOT 🙅‍♀️WATER. 🌊🌊u are a SEAL🫵🦭🤨u need to SWIM🏊🏊 ❌NOT Galumph 🦭on The Grass🍂🍃

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

23 days

Oh My❕😱 Kabuto-kun, 🦭🫵are YOU playing🥁🪘 the DRUMS 🎵on Ur 🫓TUMMY❓I Did NOT 🙅‍♀️KNOW u 💭🧐were 🦭🎶a MUSICIAN!!!🤯《〜Tap Tap Tap〜》 Ur TUMMY🦭🥁 DRUM is ☝️😮So COOL….🧊🤩 WHAT 🗣️⁉️is 🤨Your 🦭FAVOURITE 🥇💗👂SONG, 🎤🎧Kabuto-kun?? 🎹🦭🥁🪘

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

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Bai-san!🦭🫵 it’s NOT 🙅‍♀️NICE to 😨stick 🦭😛your TONGUE 👅out at ppl.. 👥BUT u ❕😲are So SILLY🥳💗 it’s O.K🤗✅ it’s TIME⏰to NAP 💤💤now🙂‍↕️ are you🛌❄️ COZY, 🦭Bai-san? 🧸🥰 『Good Night』😴❕ BTW…… 🤫ur GASOLINE 🫵⛽️face is 🦭So CUTE🤗🩵 SWEET DREAMS, BAI-SAN 🩵💤😴🦭🐟

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@mistapussy

1 month

😬ummmmmm Niko? 🤨u CAN’T go that way….↗️🫥: it’s a WALL❕🧱…… Does he Know❓🦭🧐

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

8 days

just found out that the japanese seal community has been calling these types of videos “boing boing battles” and I think that’s incredible

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ﾎﾟﾖﾎﾟﾖ　　　ﾎﾟﾖﾎﾟﾖ　　　　　ﾎﾟﾖﾎﾟﾖ　ﾎﾟﾖﾎﾟﾖ　　　　　　ﾎﾟﾖﾎﾟﾖ　　　　ﾎﾟﾖﾎﾟﾎﾟﾖﾎﾟﾖﾎﾟﾖ

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

2 years

if ur bf has a waist size of 27 thats ur gf

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2 months

big and greedy

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

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nothing better than eating #fish ... maybe #cement , yep im #niko

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@mistapussy

1 month

stay out of the kitchen if you can’t handle the heat, niko…..

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

17 days

whenever I see this picture my brain can only register it as a hand puppet. like I know this is a real picture of a real seal but I can’t see it all I see is hand puppet niko

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

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Oh No… 😓PLANS THWARTED🙅‍♀️ Eko-chan 🦭 was TOO FAT 😳to Jump the 🔝gate.. she is 🫵FORCED TO 🏳️RETREAT🦭💨….. “GRRRAH🤬” she yells at the Innocent Shodai-kin🦭 😇before PUSHING HIM 😡🔙out of the way🏊🌊… NOT NICE… 👎 maybe Next Time ? 🧐

alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

1 month

OH‼️😱 🫵this SEAL 🦭is trying to ESCAPE!!🏃💨 he is so Smug😏.. he even BANANAS 🍌while RUNNING AWAY➡️ will he 🧐Make it Over 🔝The Gate？🚫😓😓 don’t get CAUGHT⚠️‼️

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@mistapussy

2 months

guh? whuh? (-_-) buh?

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@mistapussy

1 month

REMEMBER😲‼️ it is IMPORTANT to stay ☝️HYDRATED 💦 these Seals🦭🦭 are BEING🌊 WATERED 🌸so they Can 💙GROW BIG 🙌🦭and STRONG😎💪 Santa-kun and Lunta-kun say 『It’s Time ⏰To DRINK🤤🚰WATER』 have YOU drank Your 🧊WATER 🚿TODAY?🫵❓👀

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2 months

OH NO！the EVIL WITCH cast a 「Clap Spell」 on Katsunori…..! 😓Will he ever stop Clapping??!? 😨🦭😓

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alyssa 🦭

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this picture brings such an intense feeling of hope to my heart that no language known by man will ever be able to accurately convey

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

18 days

I love how Onpu’s eyes go (🟡 ⁻̫ 🟡つ)クlike the seal plush activated a dormant power inside her

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@yun_luv_seals

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夜まで楽しみました🦭💖 #海遊館 #ゴマフアザラシ #おんぷ

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@mistapussy

1 month

a new seal joins the polycule

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@mistapussy

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what a NICE🤗 GALUMPH, Mugi-chan🦭💨wait🖐️.. What?🤨why r u 🫵🚸Going in 🐢SLOW 🦥📹MOTION❔OH! U are 🦭🔜going to DIVE😱🫣 『SPLOOOOOSH…..』🌊🏊‍♂️Mugi-chan… 🦭HOW ❔r u moving 🏃‍♂️SO SLOW..🤔🐢BUT 😲☝️so Elegantly..✨👸 WAOW🤩🥳 u r one 🥇🧊COOL SEAL😎🦭🦭

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Oh My Goodness..🫨it LOOKS👀🫵like Emiko-chan🦭💁‍♀️and Shota-kun🦭🚹Are having ☝️a LOVERS 💑💍QUARREL😤💥..a KISS!😘💋but Then😳… a SLAP!🤬👊and Run…🦭💨Ummm 🤨U guys👥NEED🆘⚠️to make up.. 🫂❤️‍🩹it’s IMPORTANT‼️ to COMMUNICATE🆗💬ur Feelings🎭 #LiveLoveSeal

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@mistapussy

17 days

wow… :/ can somebody post his socials? we need to cancel this guy…

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

2 months

I’m crying there’s so much going on in this video

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

22 days

OH! 🤯Eko-chan⁉️U are 🫵SO FAST 🦭💨are U 🧐a REINDEER 🫎🎅galumphing 🦭🦭through ➡️the 🌨️SNOW ⛄️🩵『Here Comes 🎶Eko-Clause🤗』🎄🤶ARE you 🦭From The 🧭NORTH ⬆️☝️POLE💈🐻‍❄️, Eko-chan❓🥶 BRRRRRR…… I Hope😲 ur BLUBBER 🦭💪keeps u Warm ☀️🛌& Toasty 🥂🍞

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alyssa 🦭

@mistapussy

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this is me. when ur mad and yelling at me , this is what im doing. this is who ur mad at . lalalala 🦭🌀🌀

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@mistapussy

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OH! 😱🫵Daizu… 🦭🦭ur SPINNING 😵‍💫🌀is So ❕🫨BEAUTIFUL… 🥰💗are U 🧐❓a BALLERINA ?????🩰 🎀can u 🦭Teach 🧑‍🏫✏️me 👤HOW to 🤔dance, Daizu? 👯‍♀️💃🕺LETS🙂‍↕️ ALL🗺️ 『ＤＡＮＣＥ』！〜🪩🤗

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@mistapussy

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OH🫢❕Hima-chan…🦭 was That a KISS💋 for ME?😲👈? waow :) u R so 🫵FULL 🤲OF LOVE 💗🫶🦭 1️⃣…2️⃣..3️⃣❗️ that was 🥉🧐THREE Kisses 😘!!!!! U just 🦭🫵LOVE to 🗣️Say 《ＳＭＯＯＣＨ》 🤗💓 Thank u Hima-chan 💓🥰 #LoveYou

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@mistapussy

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pukumaruuuuu 😭😭 im sooooooooo drunkk @pukumaru 😭😭😭

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@mistapussy

1 month

Ummmm 🤨 it looks like this SEAL🫵🦭 thinks💭 she is 🐛🪲an INSECTIVORE… mochimochi-chan… 😬u are a 🦭🦭SEAL!!! you 🙅‍♀️DO NOT eat 🍽️🤤BUTTERFLIES🦋 ‼️u need to Eat FISBH. 🐟🐠 u will UPSET 👎☹️ur TUMMY!!! 😖🦭🦭

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OK🙂‍↕️🆗remember What 🤔💭we PRACTICED🏋️💪, Evangel-chan🦭🪽 3️⃣..2️⃣..1️⃣.. GO🗣️🚦it’s Time⌚️🕐to GALUMPH 🦭💨《〜PLAP PLAP PLAP》very😲☝️GOOD, 💯✅Evangel-chan 🦭🩷 🧠❗️FOCUS 🫵🧘on🔛 the 🏁🏎️『Finish Line』 📈📉 SOON🔜📆 u WILL❗️Beat 👊💥Olympian【Usain St. Leo Bolt OJ】🥇🏃🦭

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BREAKING NEWS Reports are coming in from Japan regarding a strange creature sighted in Nagoya, Aichi Prefecture. Witnesses describe the creature as “green and bulbous, with peculiar antennae.” One witness we reached out to for comment claims the creature made a “oiuhgugh” sound.

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@mistapussy

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every day I am pushed even further into disbelief that Niko is a real seal. like what the hell is this . how??

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@mistapussy

11 days

my bro: what drink do u want? me: manatee

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@mistapussy

1 month

Hi. I’m the BAIKAL SEAL. But everybody calls me KOTIK Hey, Kotik! Come on Come on I’m not a kotik I’m the BAIKAL SEAL

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@mistapussy

30 days

this is how it feels trying to interact w Japanese sealtwt

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@chaldening

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14 yo me typing "wwww" "8888" and copypasting かわいい onto niconico comments to every vocaloid MV I watched

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@mistapussy

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Oh! 😲Good Morning👋🌅 Kai-kun 🦭and Momo-chan 🦭AH! 😱🫵a KISS! 💋💋how Sweet 🥰🤗Momo-chan! 🦭🎀don’t 🙂‍↔️be SHY! 🙈😳u and ☝️Kai-kun 🦭make a VERY🙂‍↕️❕cute 💖😍COUPLE 🫂when is 📆🤔your ANNIVERSARY❓💍💓we need ‼️to Sealebrate🥳💃🕺

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@mistapussy

1 month

This is “Healing”

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@mistapussy

15 days

this MIGHT be a ribbon seal

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@mistapussy

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Oh. My. Cod. 🫣🐟Hiyori-chan🦭… tbat 🫵Was SO COOL❤️‍🔥🤩u Really know❕ how🧠 To SLIDE 🛝u are 🥇ONE COOL❄️🧊 SEAL 😎🦭I ALMOST thought u 🫵🦭were a 🐌SLUG!!🫨u Sure 🦭Can GROOVE 💃🕺Are you called 『Hiyori The Slidin’ Seal』🦭at 〜Seal Sea Paradise？🗾🌊

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2 months

#sealtwt does anyone have the recent video of two seals and one of them is trying them around and it’s really pissing off the other seal 🦭 it may have been arare but I’m not sure

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@mistapussy

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can anyone ID this seal? I don’t recognize this one

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@b0_nesaw

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challenge: finish this body

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sending love to Brazilian sealtwt…. may we meet again.. 💚💛💙 #foca

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Brazil’s Supreme Court orders Twitter (X) to be fully suspended in the country immediately

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niko? never heard of him but he sounds really awesome and cool and handsome and like a great guy

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@mistapussy

2 months

ummmmmmmmm why does This Guy 🫵 stand?? U are a SEAL!!! NOT a biped! 🦭🤨

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@mistapussy

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sorry…😓NO MORE 🙅‍♀️fish 🐟🐠today Shibuki📅🦭…. OH⁉️are U 🧐🫵throwing ⚾️🤜a TANTRUM 🤬💥❔❔Shibuki that 🦭😐is NOT ❌cool 🧊❄️U are SIX (6) ✋☝️months ⏰📆Old 👴you know 🙂‍↕️💭🧠BETTER✅☝️…….. let’s 🤝🫂TRY to 😲🙌be 🐝Positive 🤗➕🔋tomorrow ⏭️IS a 《New Day》🌅🤩

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@mistapussy

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[IN A DARK BACK ALLEY OUTSIDE THE CLUB] … huh? you need a lighter? yea, I got you, kid. *pulls this out*

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I just stumbled across these motivational low-quality manatee facebook memes and it genuinely warmed heart so much that I started sniffling and my eyes watered

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@mistapussy

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🦭MOYA-KUN !! this🫵 is NOT ❌how you treat a lady😡👎 you need to be KIND and POLITE ❕Arare-chan, please forgive him… 🦭🦭❤️‍🩹Moya-kun is a GRUMPY SLEEPYHEAD 💤😒

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@mistapussy

1 month

diamonds on me dancing 🦭

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@mistapussy

26 days

just found out abt this thing. has anyone heard abt these animals before? 🎥 michaelboyyd on tt / ig

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@mistapussy

2 months

OMG.. The LGBTQ crowd is mad because Niko is stealing their attention during Pride Month. 😂📷

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@mistapussy

17 days

?!

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@mistapussy

16 days

⚠️SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT⚠️ on THIS ☝️📲account, 〜ALLLLLLL〜👐👐pinnipeds 🦭Are EQUAL🟰🤝…. True Seals ✅🦭Sea Lions🌊🦁 Walrus 🦭🐘AND❗️the pinniped adjacent Manatee🦭🥬… 😲☝️I 『🩵LOVE🩵』them 🫂🤗ALL. this 🫵Account ❌DOES NOT🙅‍♀️ tolerate 👎🤬《Pinniped Prejudice》🖕🚫

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@mistapussy

29 days

he thinks everything is a game… 😒

Seal! 🦭 (i hate Niko)

@Sloppy_slugg

29 days

He’s so happy looking

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@mistapussy

1 month

WOAH‼️ Lana-chan😱 you must be KIND to 💓😊your Brother..🦭🚹…. U Can’t 🗣️say 『GROIUGHIGH』🤬🖕!! That’s a BAD 🔞word, Lana-chan👎 Baron-kun, 🙏please Forgive 😓UR SISTER🦭🚺 we ALLL need to be KIND K- Kind🤗 I- ice cream🍦 N- nice😁 D- dancing💃🕺

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@mistapussy

30 days

Waow❕🦭🙂‍↕️well… u KNOW 💭✔️what They 🗣️💬Say 『TEAMWORK 🤝Makes The ☝️DREAM 😴💤WORK』 💪💸I think MANYYYY 🙌😲could learn 🧠👩‍🎓from This 🫵SEAL🦭🦭let’s be 🤗KIND 💐and 👯‍♀️FRIENDS🦭🩵 #LOVEANDFISH

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@mistapussy

11 days

CHOOSE whether to RESCUE the Little Niko or HARVEST him. If you harvest him, you get MAXIMUM CEMENT, but he will NOT SURVIVE the process. If you rescue him, you get LESS CEMENT, but Papa Toba has promised to make it WORTH YOUR WHILE.

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@mistapussy

2 months

torpedo practice

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@mistapussy

1 month

tried to take somebody’s fish cuz I'm a bad person don't regret shit because that fish worth it

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@mistapussy

8 days

bugs when you lift up a rock:

かお🦭

@nas_oak

8 days

#ポヨンポヨン合戦 🦭₎₎⁾⁾🦭₎₎⁾⁾🦭₎₎⁾⁾🦭₎₎⁾⁾ 2024.08 #とっかりセンター #ゴマフアザラシ

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@mistapussy

1 month

the seal pup is what?

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@mistapussy

23 days

in awe [and slightly jealous] of how Japanese sealtwt is able to go to aquariums multiple times a week if not every single day like is it really that cheap over there 🦭🦭🦭