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Entrepreneur, humorist: supporter of the Royal Family, women, and the environment. Allergic to sugar. All opinions are my own.

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@EltonMusk12
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6 months
I've been looking at the pic of Catherine and the children carefully. I used to be an editor and I'm very familiar with Photoshop. I can see three tiny issues (sleeve, skirt, possibly heel of a shoe) and a blurred hand (moved?). Press are angry they can't make money from the pic?
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@EltonMusk12
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Harry 'upset' at footage of Catherine and 'feels like outsider' - oh boo-hoo, Haz, this is all your doing and yes, you are an outsider now. Serves you absolutely right!
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@EltonMusk12
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She's done with the country. She's done with the Royal Family. So why is she not 'done' with the titles, then? She seems to love those 😳 Meghan 'is done' with UK for one major reason
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@EltonMusk12
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So, it never entered his fuzzy little head that publishing all those cruel little fables about his family might have consequences? He's dimmer than I thought! Prince Harry 'absolutely furious and in tears over major blow from royal family'
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@EltonMusk12
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7 months
Hold on a sec, Squad! So, Harry's a hero for protecting his family from the 'toxic press' to the extent they're never seen, but you're outraged that William and Catherine haven't spilled every detail about her hospital stay, and avoided press cameras? Hypocrisy, much?
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@EltonMusk12
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4 months
No, he did not embarrass the UK by not singing the national anthem. He is nothing to do with us any more, we've done with him. He and the wife embarrassed themselves by revealing exactly how petty they are.
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@EltonMusk12
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I don't at all believe Harold and Meghan want to go to Sandringham for Christmas. I do believe they want a whole lot of ongoing publicity and speculation. That's all.
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@EltonMusk12
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Haz tells the press he sent a 'heartfelt note' to Catherine, hoping for reconciliation. William will make sure his poor wife isn't bothered by Haz and his insatiable need for PR!
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@EltonMusk12
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7 months
Wait - so Harry visits his gravely ill father, and his first thought is to say 'Camilla can't be there!'. Charles' rock. What an outrageously entitled, selfish rat! Harry demanded to see Charles alone as he 'refused to be in room with Camilla'
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@EltonMusk12
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9 months
It's important to remember how closely Meghan's racism claims were tied (in Oprah) to her anger that her son was not immediately made a prince when born. Many of us understood this wasn't racism, but the system. It was her attempt to force a title for him before it was due.
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@EltonMusk12
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2 months
I find this remarkable - the idea that Haz could ask Becks to the Games and then Meg decided to order him not to meet up because it would create competition in the media with Her Gloriousness! What a b!tch.
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@EltonMusk12
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4 months
Let me see: Harry stabs entire family in the back, hard, several times. Harry sweetly invites them all to an event that will doubtless glorify him. Hands up who's surprised they didn't rush to accept?
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@EltonMusk12
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7 months
It looks as if, to save his life in the US, Harry's made a toxic choice - to let US lawyers argue in essence that he lied in his book to aid sales. This is dynamite - his career, his credibility, his ability to win contracts, all depend on his integrity. What does H do now?
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@EltonMusk12
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6 months
Ah, dear, predictable Prince Harry. He couldn't just make a documentary on Invictus, somehow he had to shoehorn in commentary swiping at his brother, claiming W's jealous of him and name-checking the PPoW's children. Never misses a chance, does he?
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@EltonMusk12
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This may be the most ridiculous thing Haz ever said - having seen the RF hugging each other at Ascot and photos of his parents hugging him as a child, how can he believe this? Too many mushrooms?
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@EltonMusk12
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5 months
Look what arrived this morning! 😊
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@EltonMusk12
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10 months
Just a thought: If Harry, as Scooby says, had no clue that HLMTQ was dying, why did Meghan insist on going along, with the resultant row? She'd refused to visit before, what was different this time? Something amiss here!
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@EltonMusk12
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2 months
Harry and Meghan accused of trying to buy respect through 'good PR and "collecting trophies for their mantle" '. The public see through this, says Kinsey, and she's not wrong!
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@EltonMusk12
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6 months
And today, as we show our support for Catherine, Princess of Wales, here's a photo of the lady in the dress that broke the internet. #IStandWithCatherine #IStandWithPrincessCatherine
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@EltonMusk12
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'It never occurred to Harry that telling everyone about his drug taking might wreck his life plans' Now, if anything tells you just how stupid this man is, that statement does!
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@EltonMusk12
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Harry, who has no brain to speak of, is working with BetterUp to create a 'life-coaching' university. Will he run the 'How to stab your family in the back' course? You couldn't make it up!
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@EltonMusk12
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I read it so you don't have to - Meg thinks criticism is 'sooooo unfair!!!' She's being picked on! Life's such a biatch, isn't it? 😊
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@EltonMusk12
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This made me LOL. Meg 'ready to make peace' with Catherine and has 'regrets', realises she could have done things differently. No sh!t Sherlock! This won't happen!
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@EltonMusk12
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2 months
Harry’s children are being ‘written out of the narrative’ - Agreed! Quite deliberately, I would add. Haz clearly doesn't want his kids to have any contact with any family on either side - if indeed they exist!
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@EltonMusk12
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It's strange, is it not, that we got an instant reaction from Harry's camp and now a blow-by-blow account of his journey to the UK, despite being strangely silent when Scobie labelled his father and SIL racists. I wonder why he's suddenly in touch with the press? #HarryisaTraitor
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@EltonMusk12
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5 months
An interesting suggestion here that HLMTQ deliberately avoided H&M's attempts to grab a photo of her with baby Lilibet. To me, that speaks volumes about her feelings regarding the baby's name and their shameless grifting.
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@EltonMusk12
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9 months
Good grief, am I the only person who doesn't give a rat's patootie what Megs and Haz do for Christmas, as long as it's not with the poor long-suffering RF? They can spend it on Jupiter for all I care!
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@EltonMusk12
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4 months
In tears? When isn't she! This is a woman with ambitions for high political office and she's in tears because people were less than ecstatic about her blasted jam? Get out of here! 😡
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@EltonMusk12
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2 months
I've read @einstein_evans post about Harry (must read!) that says he's had three nervous breakdowns and he and the wife are just surviving. I can't muster any sympathy for the man who launched so many attacks and downright lies against the RF. Sorry!
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@EltonMusk12
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7 months
Meghan Markle ready to join 'peace pact' - oh well, that's terribly good of her, isn't it? Having totally trashed the RF she's prepared to play nice for status/💵? Grrrr.
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@EltonMusk12
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4 months
JJ Chalmers can stick his opinion where the sun don't shine. You do NOT tell ANYONE how to handle their cancer journey, sir. Leave the Princess alone!
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@EltonMusk12
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8 months
One thing that concerns me deeply is that when Endgame came out, with its many sensationalised claims about the Princess of Wales, she may well have been really quite ill - hiding it bravely, but ill nevertheless. How do you feel about that, @scobie ?
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@EltonMusk12
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Hmmm - Harry's deeply wounded, is he? Oh dear, how sad, never mind. He's sending a message that his life is now in the US, and we're sending a message back: Hooray! 😆
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@EltonMusk12
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2 months
Diana's bodyguard Ken Wharfe says of H&M: 'It seems to me that something is not quite right in that relationship.' Interesting!
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@EltonMusk12
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5 months
I feel obliged to repost this because it's a first-hand account of really awful behaviour on the part of Meghan. She really didn't want this sort of life from the very start!
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@EltonMusk12
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Lovely! Haz's 'bombshell' ITV documentary on tabloids was beaten to 30th place in ITV's 'most watched' by a programme on air turbulence! Strange, because he's full of hot air 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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@EltonMusk12
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3 months
If Megs and Haz feel they're punishing someone by staying away, it's not the UK! We're happy not to see the grifters. I suspect the King and William are also quietly relieved.
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@EltonMusk12
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Meghan ready to 'set the record straight' with a new tell-all memoir, according to the Express. Does anyone else feel badly nauseated by the ongoing Harkle whinefest? I can take no more of their vast self-pity! 🤮 #MeghanMarkIeisanarcissist
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@EltonMusk12
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ARO news: Meg's in 'a lot of trouble' finding staff because she's 'so demanding', no kidding - she only launched when she did to upset William! Such a stupid, entitled woman 🙄
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@EltonMusk12
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2 months
Harry speaks for the seven millionth time about the pain of losing his mother. Perhaps in these circumstances he could have stuck to sympathising with this poor woman?
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@EltonMusk12
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We weren't hoping for a reconciliation with 'delinquent' Harry. We were hoping William had the sense to see his brother and SIL for the danger they represent. William has 'disowned' Harry and fans must 'give up hope' of reconciliation
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@EltonMusk12
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I'm deeply disturbed by the toxic media uproar over the PoW using Photoshop on a photo. The Squad and the press have taken a microscope to it and torn her apart. She's done nothing to deserve this - it's hardly a ram-raid on Tesco's, is it? For god's sake, leave her alone!
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@EltonMusk12
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It's so unfair, someone on television criticising H&M, you say, when they can't answer back? Well, guess what, the RF have suffered exactly that these past few years! The Squad are going bananas, and can't see the irony.
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@EltonMusk12
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Ooh, the German Meg documentary is delayed while the legal bods do an in-depth fact check! I guess their penchant for litigation makes this wise!
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@EltonMusk12
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I don't even know what this means: visit financed by nternational cooperation and philanthropy, from whom? Which resources did H&M use to finance their team? This just gets murkier!
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@EltonMusk12
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Harry's memoir could have been embellished to sell books? Oh, say it isn't so! Every Squad member has earnestly assured us every word is perfect truth, I'm so shocked! 🙄 P.S. Sarcasm.
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@EltonMusk12
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If Meg is so worried about the kids not ever meeting their relatives, why does she never bring them to meet them? And why give them 'prince' and 'princess titles if she never intends to come back?
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@EltonMusk12
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Oh my! It looks like the Nigeria gravy train just hit the buffers really, really hard. Ghana, anyone? 😊
@Melanated_Mona
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When the First Lady of Nigeria puts your name, nakedness and ignorance about your identity in the same sentence... Ouch!!!
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@EltonMusk12
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Teamed with a Mirror article saying he's phoning the King 'seeking reassurance', is he trying to get his pa involved in his quest for IPP status? Little ratbag! 😳 Harry poised to cancel UK return for Invictus Games Service over security fears
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@EltonMusk12
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Looks like Mishal Husein has talked to Saga magazine about that H&M engagement interview for its Aug. issue. Meg said she wasn't 'empathetic enough or warm enough', code for 'she didn't kiss my feet', I guess!
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@EltonMusk12
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Well: Mike T calls H a b**t*rd, and so say all of us - Mike's 'got a prominent new role in Invictus', is this true or a rumour? I am seeing this more and more often. I hope it is true! Harry would be so annoyed 😊
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@EltonMusk12
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"Prince Harry admitted he seems to fit Matthew Perry's character Chandler in Friends." Headline from the Express. I can't even go there, I'm speechless.
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@EltonMusk12
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In the Fiji market, Meg 'hissed at an aide': reporter says she'd no reason to cut and run. I haven't seen this before - it's very odd! Is she secretly a snake? 😳
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@EltonMusk12
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If you'd asked me when Meghan was likely to make her next grand announcement, I would have said: "At the exact same moment as a member of the RF, likely W or C, is doing something important." At least she's very predictable!
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@EltonMusk12
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Just to give you a laugh, apparently Meg may approach Beatrice and Eugenie to promote her 'brand' and even King Charles. Yes! The man she branded r @c !st! What next??
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@EltonMusk12
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Kinsey says the award is part of a wider H&M plan to rebrand themselves as 'martyrs'. I thought that was their entire blasted vision of themselves from the start?
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@EltonMusk12
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Harry wears his KCVO star to signal he's loyal to the crown? I don't think so! If he's loyal, he's got a very funny way of showing it! It's just bling to him now, that's all. Showing something pretty for Netflix!
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@EltonMusk12
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William will be the one to meet the Japanese Emperor and Empress when they come to visit on the 25th. A well deserved honour!
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@EltonMusk12
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Prince Harry is due to discuss becoming a US citizen in 'bombshell' interview with ABC, a US-based tv network. The question is, do we care? And if he does, how on earth can he keep his titles?
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@EltonMusk12
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Rubbish! She's already divorced once and if she feels she's got all she can from Harry she'll drop him like a hot potato, imo!
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Meghan would never have gone to Hugh Grosvenor's wedding for one key reason apparently - security, schmecurity! The Duckarse wouldn't have gone because she'd never have been invited - who'd have 'must be No. 1 always' at their wedding?
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@EltonMusk12
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Express journo has a few choice words about the 'quasi-royal' tour, quote of the week: "Let’s be honest, like Ambrosia custard Harry and Meghan are just rich and thick."
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@EltonMusk12
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I'm not going to post the link to the story, which is egregiously flattering to Harry - but wearing your medals for an online presentation of an award to an Invictus soldier, really? Why wear medals from a family you trashed, Harry? Why glorify yourself like this?
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@EltonMusk12
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Well, there we are. Meghan's predicted 'stunning return' to fame and fortune ain't gonna be the Suits revival. What on earth can it be? 🤔 Meghan Markle 'not asked back' for Suits revival as creator rules out return
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@EltonMusk12
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Meghan had meltdown after 'car crash' interview, Angela L says - wow, I've seen these rumours, but they're now coming from major sources! Sounds like H&M really are falling apart 😳
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@EltonMusk12
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Do we think the King and Prince William are 'furious' about the Harkle mock-Royal tour? I would have thought they have far more pressing issues to deal with than this tedious, pretentious pair!
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@EltonMusk12
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I see recollections are varying again, what a surprise! So Harry probably wasn't in tears about the King's so-called 'snub' then 🙄 Harry 'chose to stay in hotel despite King Charles offering up royal residence'
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@EltonMusk12
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Kinsey again, once more saying what we've said for a very long time - there's no way back for Harry and Meg! We don't want them or need them any more.
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@EltonMusk12
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After Nigeria, celebs see Meg 'for who she is' says a commentator. She's absent at major US events, but peacocking in Nigeria. Her inconsistency makes people wonder, which is no surprise to us!
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@EltonMusk12
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@einstein_evans Nervous breakdowns? Surviving? I find myself thinking of what he did to HLMTQ, the King and Queen, William and Catherine and any sympathy dies. This is a mess entirely of his and Meg's making and only he has the key to the exit.
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