Choosy @missmuthira Twitter profile

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Choosy

@missmuthira

1 year

Me looking at all parts of me that had to die to get where I am

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Choosy

@missmuthira

1 year

So today I met a girl Kwa washrooms za club she stepped on me when I turned to look at her nikapatana na "unaangalia?" 🤣 Nikacatch but juu sijui vita nikamnyamazia na infact nikasmile 😂 but ilinihurt ...kurudi to my table nikanotice she was sitted next to our table na she was

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@missmuthira

1 year

Linalosemwa lisemwe saa hii 🥺

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@GoalRange

1 year

Tokeni faceless leo, quote with your photo

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@missmuthira

11 months

I think this is my worst year it all started with us closing two of our businesses then now am from receiving a call from my mum ati shamba yetu si yetu na tuko na title deed tumepewa 70days notice tutoke kwetu!!!! Am at my lowest 🥺🥹😭😭😭😭

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@missmuthira

1 year

Na bouncer nikajifanya naenda Kwa counter nisikize udaku weeeuh! Kumbe Dem aliachwa na jamaa na hakuwa amelipa bill Sasa anahandwa alipe 9800 bill 😂 😂😂 mi nimechekaaaaaa

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@missmuthira

9 months

Najuwa nilikukataa lakini mbona uniumize roho? 😭😭😂😂

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

@Osama_otero

9 months

Allahmdulilah 🙏

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@missmuthira

5 months

Kumbe ni ukweli menstrual sex ni kama kufunga mtu....Kuna Chali wa hii app alinikula nikinyesha ameishi kunifwata aki ayam tayad!🥺 Akinitext tena nafungua space nimkataze mkisikia juu wtf! Niqqa!

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@missmuthira

8 months

Just lost my ex @MuoriaNjeri 😭😭😭💔💔💔 the guy who introduced me to this app the guy that I have ever loved with all my heart rest in peace Einsteine muoria till we meet again ....it's so hard to believe this 😭😭😭

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@missmuthira

1 year

Was sitted next to a man who she kept on touching every now and then and looking at me in a bad way...so I was telling myself "aki Hawa wanapendana mbona mi Niko single" anyway nikaamua kujipea shughuli but the girl went to an extent ya kujifanya anadance akakuja akanisukuma

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@missmuthira

1 year

Karibu my drink imwagike still nikanyamaza coz I knew what she wanted and I wasn't ready to give it to her as I said before Mimi ata sijui vita ...I shifted my concentration to the DJ kidogo kidogo nikageuka kuona kama my mchokozi Ako Bado kumbe amehandwa hukoo karibu na counter

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@missmuthira

1 year

@withiin_24 Am not ati single siiiingle am taken kidogo 😂

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@missmuthira

6 months

Hello @muli_brian_ umefika wapi? Umetoka longonot? Umechoka? Unataka massage? Please talk...Brian mambo 😭😭😭 umeenda home peke Yako? 😪😌

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@missmuthira

4 months

Men are cheap bruh! Kuna mwenye nilinunulia G bag akanifwata 😂😂

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@Itswambu1

4 months

Out here men are being used for sex and they cant see that bc they think they are men for that 🤦

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@missmuthira

11 months

What do you do on Friday nights when bored? I always text my neighbor to go at his balcony then I go at mines,we chat while looking at each other and laugh 😂😂😂he is so funny 😅😅

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@missmuthira

1 year

@Bradlythe_great @rio_brynt Na ujuwe ningemlipia coz tunajuwana na jamaa wa counter alf akilipa nirudishiwe ama nimtetee niseme atalipa apewe time 😂😂😂

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@missmuthira

8 months

@Osama_otero Men are chipoed everyday 😂😂 Kuna photographer nishai ambia I want a night session Kwa bypass I lived near one so nikamwambia anipitie akinichukuwa since alikuwa na gari when he called akiwa down stairs nikamwambia ata ndio nakula apande second floor akuje tukule then we go🤣🤣

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@missmuthira

6 months

Huyo alimangiana Dem ati kuprove a point na pia ati halipangi bills za club jameni😪😭😭why am I always attracted to failures? My lawwwd fada king💔😭😭

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@missmuthira

6 months

@Degrata254 Have you ever tried to go out on a date twice without asking her to go home with you? Dem huanza kujishuku anakupea mwenyewe willingly

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@missmuthira

4 months

Guess the tweep? Leo lazima kieleweke huyu ameishi kunifwata wallai asiponigeuza vile alisema nitamgeuza Mimi mwenyewe

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@missmuthira

1 year

With my person....wallai nimetoka soko ❤️❤️☺️

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@missmuthira

1 year

@selector_toxic Hakuna video ndefu kidogo? This ain't enough 😂😂😂

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@missmuthira

10 months

I miss you @Bakhresaaf

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@missmuthira

1 year

@Lil_Aziiz We not supposed to do this sex 😂

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@missmuthira

10 months

Baloons on my tl ❤️❤️ happy birthday to me ...these pictures always remind me of my worst and best moments they we taken on march this year

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@missmuthira

1 year

@omwambaKE I have one it's not a sign of anything it's just like necklace or earrings

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@missmuthira

6 months

Mpaka nikamtumia vn ya "I love you baby mwaaaah!" Lakini Bado alienda kukula Dem ya beste yake to prove a point 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔🥺

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@missmuthira

1 year

Nimepiga mara tatu hashiki ..is it okey nikitext "I wish you a good life with your new girlfriend"?

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@missmuthira

1 year

@its_fanuel Unaenda aje supermarket na mwanaume mwenzako? 😂😂

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@missmuthira

2 years

@Kimm_254 My uncle took my weed and I took his wheel chair no one will be rolling today

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@missmuthira

1 year

Lakini Mimi mshawahi niona Kwa Twitter circle yoyote??? Yeah that makes sense now am a bad pal 😂 am a fraud niliwabetray wote and now am alone 😂😂

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@missmuthira

1 year

Nilijuwa tu Twitter hakuna mapenzi 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ....anyway vita za mabig wig ndio hutoka I wish mjuwe vile small wigs wanakulana huku Hadi wanaekana mimba na inarukwa 😂😂😂

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@missmuthira

2 months

Ruto akitoka wallahi nitapost my tirries mark this post

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@missmuthira

1 year

@Ma_kiski It takes courage to do this you are already a winner bro it's not easy to quit esp with family and friends ringing in your mind you always feel like even vacating to a new place and switch off your phone but don't run away from your problems face them and I promise you it's worth

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@missmuthira

5 months

Maasai Kikuyu 💓💓

Σαπαγιανός

@Sapayian

5 months

Maasai/Samburu facecard thread anyone?

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@missmuthira

1 year

Uko na fom ama unafanya general cleaning with a loud music?😂

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@missmuthira

8 months

Ndio kutoka juja 😂

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@missmuthira

1 year

Kuna wanaume Leo nimeona wakipepetwa na Dem mmoja wakiwa watatu hao Leo wamelia 🤣🤣 kuna mwenye ameambiwa Ako faceless juu ya kukosa sura 😂 na mwenye anamwambia hivo ni mnyama pori heri angekaa tu faceless pia yeye 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@missmuthira

1 year

@Wangoma_tweets Club hopping Sasa tuko ingine

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@missmuthira

1 year

Na nisisumbuliwe Mimi

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@missmuthira

1 year

Shiit gas na sukari zimeisha pamoja 😭😭sa natoa wapi 2.7m? 🥺

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@missmuthira

2 years

@Billhype_ They are good hearted but unaeza Dhani ni roho chafu at first they speak very good English they are independent but most of the time they spend their time sleeping and they are lazy their house always utidy

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@missmuthira

1 year

Just a few minutes ago as I was walking home from my cousin's place (who I have been visiting regularly after work because of her pregnancy) I have seen a kid (girl child) crying in the middle of the road with some maize on the ground trying to collect..as I approach where she is

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@missmuthira

8 months

Yaani tuko date 17 na sijanyesha bado? Waaah! I have no one to blame Mimi tu ndio nilicross miguu nikamfungia 🥺🥺 congratulations to me 😭 I think it's a baby girl guys

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@missmuthira

2 years

@Bookten8 You had finished the statement by delivery....I don't think the last part was necessary 🤣🤣🤣our broda was just chilling then boom!😂

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@missmuthira

1 year

"Am ready to date and I can handle a woman "ametoroka 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 jameeeeni

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@missmuthira

1 year

@mumbu_a2 But @muli_brian_ is sooo brilliant omg sooo intelligent he delt with that in a very mature way okey he doesn't know when I started to crush on him but this day was 😊

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@missmuthira

1 year

Mimi shosho anadinywa Spain na wazungu wazee asinisumbue Niko sherehe nikitoka naattack

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@missmuthira

2 months

@Brianmbunde Mi ningekuwa tu "oyah nikii manii ndikwenda ngui" 😂😂😂"ine Ngoma cia andu" 😭😅😅😅

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@missmuthira

1 year

Kwani mko aje? Hamjui mtu akiinama tumbo hukaa kubwa? 🤣🤣🤣

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@missmuthira

1 year

Nilishawahi sikia Kwa space Fulani like 4-5mnths ago @muli_brian_ akicommandiwa adelete tweet Fulani na akadelete and the tweep went ahead to tell him "nilikuwa nafikiria hujadete Bado Alf siku hizi umeingia hizo retweet groups ukafanana nao" shit! I felt that 💔💔💔

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@missmuthira

1 year

You notice your boyfriend has a crush on me and show him how a sherehe girl I am ndio asinipende kumbe he gets more interested tunaanza kuhang out na yeye and you will never know...I end up kukulia chali juu ya ujinga Yako

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@missmuthira

1 year

Mi sitaki gig puriiisss! Hapo ndio umalaya huanza 😂😂😂😂

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@missmuthira

2 years

@Kimuzi_ Mi ata huwa nasema mtu apendwe kwao vizuri kwanza na mama yake asikuje Kwa streets kutafuta love huku

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@missmuthira

1 year

Lakini naeza jitetea ni camera mbaya 😂 that's not me

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@missmuthira

5 months

@Its_Mercie_ Kuna mwenye nilisikia akisema matako kubwa ni ya kubamba tu umati ikifika Kwa kitanda he prefers petite 😂

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@missmuthira

1 year

Sasa hii jezi yetu ya away inakaa aje? Aaah! Nimehama team naenda Leeds Iko na jezi Kali 😂😂

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@missmuthira

1 year

Si ata Mimi mniulize if you can slide to unlock waaah! Mi naona tu mnapita na mabig wig nikiwa tu hapa

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@missmuthira

1 year

@_GreatnessTupu I just love kikiyus those mfs will tell you wanajaribu tu kung'ang'ana then boom! Wanaangusha Manson ama unapata Ako na mashamba kama 20

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@missmuthira

1 year

@iam_kendiii Just talk to him slowly show him you are sorry then lay his head Kwa boobs uanze kumpapasa kichwa ....thank me later

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@missmuthira

1 year

Nasindikiza pizza na cocktail 😂😂😂

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@missmuthira

11 months

Waaah! Guess hii ni iphone ya wapi 😃😂

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@missmuthira

10 months

Kitu isikudanganye utumie M Gas🥺

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@missmuthira

9 months

@Osama_otero Andika jina langu Kwa mchanga basi 😭😭

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@missmuthira

1 year

My male bestie is out of market and I feel cheated on coz where are the late night calls and alot of texting? 😊

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@missmuthira

1 year

Pale TikTok Niko na video Kali shida nikiwapostia mtanistalk acha mambo ya TikTok ibaki huko na ya huku ikae huku

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@missmuthira

1 year

Ni sherehe kubwa sana now I believe I don't need a man in my life because I just killed a cockroach with my bare hands and while alone In the house ...Sasa nimebakisha tu kujuwa kujiconnectia tv.....cabinet ya kitchen Iko juu lakini nang'ang'ana tu 😂

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@missmuthira

1 year

Graduation party cake accompanied by a card and flowers hit my dm guys or just order on the comments section

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@missmuthira

1 year

You don't need dread locks to be a rasta

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@missmuthira

1 year

Jana Kuna Dem amepigwa ngeta wakamkata locks na kisu now I fear for my life

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@missmuthira

2 months

@Josh001J Iko wapi nitumie my west African friends especially the ones from Ghana wao huniringia sana juu ya currency Yao manze I don't talk wakiongea 😂😂😂

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@missmuthira

11 months

@AlfredMwandagha Neither must come with nor so the answer is none 😂😂😂

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@missmuthira

1 year

@MrBlackOG Looked alive but dead inside Pain was my routine In my schedule Got used to it Kinda enjoyed it Looked okey physically But was dying in the inside Tried to look strong Stopped crying to smiling It was all for the people I loved

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@missmuthira

1 year

Kumbe huku bullies hawakai sauti zao 🤣🤣

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@missmuthira

1 year

@nai_gossip Am always busy so kitamramba tu Alf Bado because he has never beeped maybe I will even conclude simu ilijipiga 😆

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@missmuthira

1 year

Thank you to the few that attended my wedding yesterday and the ones who left earlier without eating and had brought gifts dm your contacts I send you something before I officially leave Twitter....thank you for being here with me you are true pals 😍💓💓

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@missmuthira

8 months

Lakini is this red thigh thing true?

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@missmuthira

1 year

So did she start going to church after hoeing ama she was a church goer then start hoeing?

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@missmuthira

1 year

Heeeeyyy @KPLC nalala.kwa Giza why? What's the technical error about???

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@missmuthira

1 year

@belladonnarthy Kuna Dem alikuwa akiitwa na my bro @PrayinManitis alikuwa anaitisha JD ama black lebel na anaambia my bro ampick na gari yake haezi panda mat ama amtumie Uber weuh! Kabla tujuwe huyo msichana alikuwa na chali wa nduthi humbeba wanaenda baze za keg tulikaa sana 🤣🤣

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@missmuthira

1 year

@its_fanuel There is a certain chille in a certain space who said she doesn't take ugali and even went ahead saying "yak" 😂🤣🤣

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@missmuthira

1 year

Nimeketi chini nikacount body count yangu imebidi nisimame nitembee

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@missmuthira

9 months

Okey huku ni maji tu

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@missmuthira

1 year

Lakini Leo nayo nimespend kama mtu hana future nkt!🥺

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@missmuthira

1 year

@nai_gossipclub

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@missmuthira

1 year

Saa Ile Niko karibu kufika 2nd floor mnahama? Fake friends,frauds 😂

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@missmuthira

1 year

Am here for fun and spaces sanasana but tena mbona nikufollow tunamaliza one year kama hujafb? Am unfollowing those big wigs who have not followed back because that's disrespect

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@missmuthira

10 months

Riders please ukidrop mtu make sure ameingia Kwa gate please please we just realized yesterday that we lost a Strathmore student who was dropped by a bolt motorcycle Kwa flyover thika road....she was drunk and got hit by a motorcycle it's so sad

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@missmuthira

1 year

Vile ruto anaangalia screen yake saa hii 😂😂

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@missmuthira

1 year

@ngughii Na siku ya aliamisi 😂😂😂yaani is alhamisi that hard to say? Mi nikitaka kucheka I just go there and listen Alf the people he calls wote hukuwa in a vacuum 😂😂😂ni kama wao hukuwa the next room yenye Iko empty

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@missmuthira

1 year

Another day to remind you that in matters of heart expectations should be 0.00

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@missmuthira

1 year

Leo ndio nimenotice ako na tattoo imeandikwa Beatrice Kwa mgongo 🥺💔 ama ni ya siz yake? 🥹

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@missmuthira

8 months

Kutoka asubuhi nafungua laptop naona tu chupa za whiskey na watu wakiinua glass juu ..what could be the problem?

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@missmuthira

1 year

I remember I had this guy bana anytime he visited he came with either kuku or pork and told me to buy him ingredients zenye Sina then he was the one spinning pale kitchen like he loved cooking kazi yangu ilikuwa kumuekea ngoma anapenda so that we can sing while he is cooking 🤔

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@missmuthira

11 months

@selector_toxic @carlosmuli3 Mara ya kwanza kuona mtoto Ako na ndevu

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@missmuthira

1 year

There is no satisfying feeling like going to your home and finding your bedroom still tidy and in order like your mum shows you that you still have a place here ...Irl this woman 😍

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@missmuthira

5 months

Assume the eyes nilikuwa nimetoka juja 😂😂hapa nakuanga nimebakisha tu iphone,wig namake up nifanane na cardi B 😂😂😂