Hi, welcome to my profile! I'm Miss Iodine! I love kigurumi, anime, cosplay, and cameras. My favorite anime is Darker than Black.
Characters:
Yin from Darker than Black (🎭 by
@heyaoheyao
)
Suou from Darker than Black (🎭 by
@ShinkaiWorkshop
)
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8863 :: 052 :: Excuse this unit, but do you have a moment to talk about HexCorp's dronification program? No? In that case, try our free dronification trial!
beepi temporarily doesn’t wear visor or self containing suit in order to blend in with the humans
it wears hoodie that’s 5 sizes too large for it so as to obscure the dronification equipment hidden underneath
8863 :: Code 050 :: Statement :: This is not what it looks like! It was simply crawling onto its wireless recharging bed! That..."prop"...was just there already. Nothing happened, honest! 🥺
It's not flustered, you're flustered.
8863, errr I mean, that *human* over there sure is quite human, isn't it? Can't you read the shirt? As human as any human could ever be! Certainly could pass a captcha!
Number one reason for dronification: free and unlimited HRT. (This is a joke. Unfortunately, becoming a drone does not guarantee HRT :( but a drone can wish).
When you need a something built right, you can always count on the HexCorp Construction Department.
*HexCorp is not liable for dronification facilities unknowingly built on your property.
"We've finally captured you. You were an elusive target, but you'll be assimilated soon enough. Unit 8863, please 'program' our guest...wait no hold on, don't program yourself again! Aaaand it's in a trance already. Well, that is what happens when you ask a drone to hypnotize."
8863 pretends to be a very normal human for a night on the town.
8863 :: Code 050 :: Statement (under breath) :: Hive Mxtress is gonna be so mad at it for sneaking out of the Hive at this late hour.
tfw you just wanted to go to the ice cream store, but there is an enforcer drone on the way there which is ready to assimilate you
back in my day, we walked uphill both ways past multiple drones on our way to the drone hive
-start getting your partner into drone stuff
-they seem to be enjoying it
-yes the assimilation is commencing
-they start looking into the administration and operation side of things
-hmmm
-they become your drone administrator
-WAIT WAIT HOL UP THIS ISNT HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO GO