Lol. Tech people will not kill me.
I have seen variations of this ‘if you work in tech get blue light blocking glasses to protect your eyes from the light from your laptop’ tweet.
You will think people who work in other sectors do their work on letter headed paper.
Today's pastor talked about homosexuality as a sin.
The congregation screamed for joy.
He now said but I have them as my friends and God has called us to love them.
Church a di nno so quiet.
Privilege is so blinding. Today, I met a deaf man,there had been a mixup for his registration and we were asking for his contact details.
He said he will leave an email but not phone number.
My colleague says we need your number & he says I am deaf, deaf people don’t take calls.
I really hate when you advise babes when they are in love and they don’t listen, now weeping is enduring for more than a night and joy has refused to come in the morning.
I hope you can all see that the demands they said they accepted was just another box ticking exercise.
It was easy for them to find Moe but we have been circulating pictures of Nwafor, Afegbai etc and they haven’t made one arrest.
@WendyA__
I was burning newspapers inside the house&the fire overwhelmed me, so I put more newspapers 'cos I thought it will make it die down. It did not.
I went back to meet my lesson teacher&pretended that something was smelling after 2 minutes.
I opened the door&started shouting fire.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have released four official photographs to mark the christening of Prince Louis on Monday 9th July.
The photographs were taken by Matt Holyoak at Clarence House, following Prince Louis's christening.
When I read event planner reviews and the bride most times starts talking about how the event planner became her prayer partner I just know there is no line Nigerians won’t cross.
The problem is that you want to reason with violent men instead of beating them or arresting them.
What do you mean by your sister has been married to a violent man for 15 years and your conservative background did not allow you and your big-headed siblings to do anything?
Next year I am manifesting:
1. Relocation
2. Crypto wisdom, knowledge and understanding 🙏
3. Romance of more than 6 months (no more internships, only full time work)
I don’t like the way you people spoke about the Access bank flag on Dr Wigwe’s coffin.
It was very somehow.
I want you people to know that not all your thoughts need to see the light of day.
This reminds me of how one time on CoolFM, a male listener called Freeze to say that his girlfriend lost her dad and she had been crying for 5 days and he is tired.
“I know it is painful but she should be okay by now.”
Nigerians are actually weird. Remember after my moms one year memorial, one woman called me to say she’s surprised we are still crying like that after one year. I was like ??
Nigerian marriages are so dramatic 😂😂😂
*Husband carries baby while wife is in the toilet*
Next day on IG
#MCE
#MCM
Owner of my head, I just want to thank you for allowing me to be me, I just want to thank you for always supporting me..........
One I see someone in winter coat and hoodie with their immigrant wig or beanie in a video, I know another Nigerian has moved to Canada and is ready to talk about How abroad life no easy.
Please integrate into your new community leave cho cho cho for podcast bros.
@superflycook
Just come and visit or wait and they will bring the baby to you, not that you will come and stay for 3 months and I will be thinking of how to take care of you and a baby.
I was part of debating society in Primary School and at my graduation our topic was who is better in home: a boy or a girl child.
Me, Ifeoma a girl with no brother(s) argued that a boy was better.
I don't even want to talk about how problematic that topic was.
I will write something this week about how the Nigerian secondary school "debate culture" has harmed our ability to process information logically and argue sensibly. We literally just hold opinions for the sake of being "for" or "against," with no wider context or thought to it.
Looking forward to celebrating my friends milestones with them.
Graduations, weddings, new jobs, new houses, new cars, babies, new friendships and relationships, every damn thing.
This is the picture I will use when I am ending my career at a tech company and I make a post about my exit on Medium.
‘What’s next: Moving On and Looking ahead’.
CU was such a strange place even for me that was law-abiding. I don't think I ever disobeyed any rules but you will still be living in fear because people have also gone home for actually doing nothing.
What are you celebrating? When will you learn that there is a place and time for everything? Are you kids? Why is it hard for you to realize that people are doing tiresome work and they don’t need the extra responsibility of policing adults.
Social media: Lets share pictures of us from 10 years ago.
An intellectual: Beyond looking nicer I hope you have grown emotionally, financially. I hope you are taking professional exams.
I really want you to geddifok, dear.
I am watching Isoken and in one scene Timini’s character is complaining because the dollar is $1 to NGN300, I just started laughing.
Buhari and Emefiele you will crumble
One thing about the IG girlies, they will make a reel with that ‘I am gonna make a beautiful life for my self I deserve it’ audio clip while they twirl in their maxi dresses and braids or bone straight hair.
One man businesses will do the most during interview stage you will go there thinking they have sense until they tell you to sweep Oga’s office on a Thursday morning because the cleaner did not come.
My dad was praying for me for a job and he said, ‘God, let it not be as if I am shouting at you but give her a job before the end of the month.’
He said it in Igbo so it was so funny 😂😂
I actually need my romance male leads wealthy as fuck, it’s part of the romantic fantasy! tf am I watching a regular joe for? Reality? In Romance productions? Why?
#kdrama
Nobody:
The lady preacher at a women’s conference: I call my husband my boyfriend.
We have date nights every Thursday. Make sure you marry your best friend.
Pastor Ntia was really something.
It was during his time that we danced to pack 5 points, people were destroying their glasses because faith and healing (many of them had to go back to health centre for new glasses) and the atm card thing.
Me: bOyS pRoTeCt tHeIr mOmS aNd tHeIr SisTerS.
Surprised Mrs Nwawe did not deck me because you can't carry a child for 9 months and she is chatting thing this shit in public.
Children’s church is great not only because they teach on their level but because that is how they build their faith community.
What exactly is wrong with this new Christian bros?
Children’s church isn’t needed. I see an argument for a nursery (infant-4) during worship services, but why not just let 5+ be next to their parents in worship. Might help the millennial drop off rate.
We will continue to update and engage with you all on these action steps and the ones to come, in the spirit of transparency, so that you can hold us accountable. We are, after all, here to serve you and we owe you a duty to win back your trust.
Keep safe. God bless you. - YO
I can lie that video of Bishop Oyedepo annoyed me.
Not because what he said was wrong but because I went to CU and nobody had the right to express displeasure and pain.
This is so unfair.
Someone is still in mourning and and you are just tearing him apart not because there is anything fundamentally wrong with him but because of his hair.
There are some things you just don’t do and this is one of them.
It’s so funny when non-religious people tell religious people not to teach their children the tenets of their faith because they should be left to decide.
Yinka, please tell me where I am supposed to keep my child when I am going for first service at Canaanland?
So Burna boy knew Shatta Wale raped someone, he did not say anything because bro code, now there is confusion in the camp of the wicked and now he is confessing like Patience Ozokwo.