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a boy obsessed with AM | 🪩 18 he/him | vegan 🌱 “you’re the only ones who know” 🤍🖤🩷💛 Signed ~ The Tortured Tristan Department 📝

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Arctic Monkeys albums and their Letterboxd top 4 ~ a thread 🪡
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yo guys where tf is my uber driver taking me 😭😭
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Arctic Monkeys fan will see this and go “hell yeah”
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i love fnaf
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they are sisters
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She’s… A Thunderstorms B) American C) Electric D) All of the above
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I just know he listens to FWN religiously
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imagine if arctic monkeys did an eras tour with this set list
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why Submarine isn’t a fucking aesthetic: a thread.
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“Fireside” is so underrated man. Lyrical-wise, musically-wise, everything-wise. Should be on their concert setlist instead of IWBY aka The Laziest Song Ever Written.
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just killed myself to Only Ones Who Know
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“Dune” characters as Arctic Monkeys lyrics. A thread.
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Likely place for them to be
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🥲
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The Beatles and Arctic Monkeys discographies side by side ~ a thread 🧵
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Humbug has to be the horniest album of all time
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what in the WORLD is he doing
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imagine you break up with someone and they write Do Me A Favour
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thread of this guy standing like 🧍‍♀️
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IT’S ONE OF MY FAV ALBUMS EVER BIRTHDAY TODAYYY 🥰🥰🥳🥳🥳
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Alex Turner pictures as abstract paintings ~ a thread
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it’s always “pretty” and “cute” but never “my mouth hasn’t shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn’t stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss.”
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I’m sorry but if someone wrote too much to ask about me I’d poke their eyes out
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red dead redemption or something
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this man would grow up to write Sweet Dreams TN
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Tbhc era is unmatched. They were obsessed with the moon, high waist trousers and being cunty.
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normalise listening to albums like watching movies. Sit down and listen dont do anything else fr
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He had a supermodel girlfriend, Josh Homme, a dictionary and a dream.
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Opinion: “Too Much To Ask” is too good for a B-Side, it should have been on FWN instead of “The Bad Thing”, which for me it’s clearly the worst (I still like it)
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The look of love, the rush of blood The "She's with me"'s, the Gallic shrug The shutterbugs, the Camera Plus The black & white and the color dodge The good time girls, the cubicles The house of fun, the number one Party anthem, oh
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imagine a novel written by Alex Turner
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guys please, as a Spanish speaking person this is the literal translation of Suck It And See
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jamás he tenido tantas ganas de chupar una poronga
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My Mistakes Were Made For You is one of the best songs ever written
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No one: Alex Turner in the Cornerstone music video:
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no skips allowed, repost a perfect 10/10 album in your opinion it’s not hard to explain
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Have you guys realized that every AM album has an overly melancholic song? Wpsia - Riot Van FWN - Only Ones Who Know Humbug - Secret Door SIAS - Love is a Laserquest AM - No.1 Party Anthem TBHC - The Ultracheese The Car - Mirrorball It’s like Alex locks in to make one 💔 song
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alex turner had to experience public transport to write “No Buses” let that sink in…
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I love pictures of Alex in which he looks like he’s in the 50’s
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lesbians
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THEY SAID IT CHANGES WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
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piledriver waltz’s suck it and see version is the best sorry
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alex turner backshots 😍❤️
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this genre of alex turner photography >>>
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printed this photo to chew on it at work
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@funEman_ @Name3309 it’s basically an alegory for getting fired
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me after eating an edible: this shit aint hitting 5 minutes after:
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what did Pitchfork rate your favorite album of all time?
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y’all can have the rest of their music, I’ll just keep these 24 seconds.
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I'll tell you guys something about A Certain Romance. Right before the last chord, you can hear their fingers setting on the strings, forming THAT chord. The chord they decided to end their first album with. They were 19 and they had just achieved a dream. They had written this +
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May I offer you an OPP live performance this fine afternoon
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he looks like a mouse that wished to become human for a day
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and if I said I like The Last Shadow Puppets more than AM 🧍‍♀️
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When I say I want a girlfriend I mean this
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saying this man is ugly… please
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imagine someone asks you what your fav Arctic Monkeys song is and you have to say “- -“
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2024: Miles Kane discovers the Rio de Janeiro instagram filter
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im gonna cry i envy them so much
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me when I start cutting onions (literally)
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guys I have noticed that Alex looks so much older now than 10 years ago?? Idk this is very troubling bc what happened to him?
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In 2024 I will become the Fifth Arctic Monkey
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@joshtenet Hwazit herarack is non binary 🙏
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Alexander looks like a well groomed puppy and Miles like a stray dog (no hate)
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this photo would go so much harder if he didn't look like a 12 year old
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NICK 😭😭😭 omg they are women
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Happy Birthday R U Mine? best mv of all time
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hes mad at you
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I haven’t listened to AM since last year
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I wish I was as loved as Alex Turner
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My fav football team? Arctic Monkeys FC of course
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just listened to the submarine version…
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piledriver waltz’s suck it and see version is the best sorry
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I was about to sit down and someone moved my chair wtf I’m so pissed
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credit for the idea to my pookiest @soockitandsee
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TBHC stands for To Be Honest, Cunt
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In a foreign place the
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What are the first five words of the National Anthem?
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don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning One Point Perspective live performance
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D-A-N-G-E-R-O-U-S A-N-I-M-A-L-S
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My gyatt hasnt stopped edging since you rizzed it. The idea that you may fanum tax it skibidi again is stuck in my level 5 livvy dunn baby gronk sigma.
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me and the concept of suicide
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“Leave Before the Lights Come On” lyrics feel like a spin-off of “A Certain Romance”
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selfie + on repeat chat am I a fucking loser
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selfie + en bucle :
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X: show me “perfection” Me:
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boyfriend
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OH MY GOODDDD??!?!?!?
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last nite by the strokes is a song about being depressed in a non chalant way
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me looking at oomf’s weird ass tweet
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@joshtenet best part is when they show Ernest and Mollie in the room with the blurred images on the window. It truly feels like they are in hell.
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@funEman_ @Name3309 in basketball, the chinese league is seen as a sort of nba knockoff. So around nba tw, when a player is performing very poorly, they say he should get ready to play in the low-level chinese league, therefore he should learn chinese.
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they can.
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I’ve reached unexplored levels of needing him.
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now i cant think of there without thinking of you
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Listened to “The Age of the Understatement” again and yeah
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my hyperfixated ass:
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