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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

6 months

OH MY GOD

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

9 months

he’s the perfect dodger

Yakyu Cosmopolitan

@yakyucosmo

11 months

Yoshinobu Yamamoto’s last 3 postseason starts 2022 JS G1: 4.0 IP, 4 H, 4 ER, 4 K 2023 CS G1: 7.0 IP, 10 H, 5 ER, 9 K So Far Tonight: 5.0 IP, 7 H, 4 ER, 6 K

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

6 months

THEY SAID HE COULDNT HIT MLB PITCHING THEY SAID HE COULDNT HIT HIGH VELOCITY THEY SAID HE WAS A NOODLE BAT

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@mikeyastrzemski

5 months

Jung Hoo Lee Expected wOBA: .341 Actual wOBA: .296 Expected Batting Average: .301 Actual Batting Average: .257 Expected Slugging Percentage: .425 Actual Slugging Percentage: .336 Avg Exit Velo: 91 mph 46.2% hard hit One of the unluckiest hitters in baseball

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

10 months

his wife had to convince him not to retire in the minor leagues and now he has like 20 million dollars in his bank account good for him man

Jon Heyman

@JonHeyman

10 months

Mike Yastrzemski signs Giants deal for 2024 for $7.9M

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

4 years

@aubrey_huff @BauerOutage @MLB you had 1 at bat in one of those world series and you’re banned from the reunion of the other one lol

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

Rhys Hoskins has to be one of the most obvious giants signings ever - White - Slow - Unathletic - Bad defensively - Norcal native - Walks a lot

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

6 months

“nobody wants to play in San Francisco” mfs are crying rn

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

4 months

god please take all of jung hoo lee’s suffering and give it to max muncy

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

Casey Schmitt is putting one halfway up the bleachers in his second at bat against Patrick Corbin tonight, book it

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

2 years

one of the darkest days in american history.

SFGiants

@SFGiants

4 years

OFFICIAL: #SFGiants have signed IF Tommy La Stella to a 3-year contract.

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@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

2 best rookies in ball

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

there has never been a team in mlb history that more perfectly represents this image than the 2023 san francisco giants

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

9 months

mitch haniger and anthony desclafani are off my baseball team

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

4 months

if the dodgers lose even just one game to the sacramento rivercats this week they have to give us shohei ohtani

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

MY CLOSER

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

the giants didn’t score

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

5 months

Getting this notification was one of the best moments of my life

Jon Heyman

@JonHeyman

10 months

Jung Hoo Lee to Giants. 6 years, $113M. opt out after 4 years.

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

2 months

one of the most fun days ever

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

3 years

Bryant to SF, source tells, ESPN.

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

2 months

Oh yeah by the way

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@mikeyastrzemski

2 months

We may have won the aura draft i fear

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@mikeyastrzemski

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

3 months

One of my favorite Austin Slater moments was when that racist asshole sam coonrod drilled Thairo in the ribs and Slater started yelling at him from the dugout

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

I’ve said this before, but if Kershaw didn’t get hurt in 2021 the Giants would have won that series

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

4 months

if brandon belt and brandon crawford had a kid

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

2 months

Aw man

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

list of things people have gotten mad at gabe kapler for - eating apples - wearing glasses - not wearing a jersey - having a tattoo - taking care of his body - having interests outside of baseball - his politics - being good looking what else?

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

2 months

The last time i smiled

jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

6 months

OH MY GOD

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@mikeyastrzemski

7 months

blake snell is a giant in the next 48 hours idk i have this weird confidence

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@mikeyastrzemski

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

Webb has been so efficient this year that he’s thrown 34 more innings than Snell but has thrown less pitches

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@mikeyastrzemski

3 months

can someone tell me why trenton brooks is on this team over blake sabol?

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

there are giants fans rooting for the rangers in this series because they hate gabe kapler good lord i hate this fanbase

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

7 months

Webb Doval Lee Soler Winn Harrison Matos Luciano Bailey Hicks Chapman Thairo Maybe Snell If you can’t find it in you to get excited for at least 5 of these players then you’re more than welcome to leave

KNBR

@KNBR

7 months

"This team is VERY boring!" Do you agree with Jason in Fair Oaks?

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

6 months

ohtani is a degenerate gambler who was running an illegal sports betting ring and he made ippei the fall guy im crying

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

5 months

instead of jail they should make criminals watch matt chapman at bats for hours nonstop

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

5 months

Damn

The Associated Press

@AP

5 months

Yankees' slugger Aaron Judge strikes out four times, hears boos on promotional bobblehead day

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

4 months

let’s go through all the mistakes that dementia bob made today - pinch hit blake sabol for “jakson reetz” - took out camilo doval after only 8 pitches and his most dominant inning of the year - pinch hit casey schmitt for brett wisely

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

2 months

Camilo turned down $75 million and turned into 2016 Santiago Casilla

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

5 months

What happened to this fastball man 💔

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

Patrick Bailey is .2 points behind Adley Rustchman in WAR this season while playing in 45 less games

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

2 months

Whole tl having a meltdown meanwhile im chilling

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

3 months

when will being a giants fan actually bring me happiness?

Do-Hyoung Park

@dohyoungpark

3 months

Carlos Correa is on another planet right now. Third-deck shot makes him 3-for-3 with two homers by the fourth inning. He's 22-for-40 (.550) in his last 10 games.

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@mikeyastrzemski

10 months

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

Schmitt has more hits than Crawford this season lolol

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

2 months

Ryan Walker leads the league in appearances and is pitching in a blowout against the Colorado rockies with a double header tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

Horse

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@mikeyastrzemski

2 months

I’ll never see a giant throw a perfect game/no hitter in my entire life

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

6 months

Oh this is gonna be pure cinema

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

7 months

and we got a better player instead meanwhile maga boy is still unemployed

B/R Walk-Off

@BRWalkoff

7 months

Before the Giants signed Jorge Soler, they made an offer to J.D. Martinez Martinez rejected the offer because he "didn't want to go there," per @JonHeyman

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@mikeyastrzemski

4 months

bob melvin creating the worst coaching staff of all time

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

Blake Sabol has a higher wrc+ than James Outman

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@mikeyastrzemski

5 months

jung hoo is just such a good hitter i can’t believe people didn’t think his skills were gonna translate to MLB

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@mikeyastrzemski

4 months

Heliot K rate under 30%

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

9 months

we must kill andrew friedman

Talkin’ Baseball

@TalkinBaseball_

10 months

Shohei Ohtani can opt out of his $700 million contract if controlling owner Mark Walter or president of baseball operations Andrew Friedman lose their roles with the team, per @AP_Sports

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

10 months

one year anniversary tomorrow i’m not ready

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

2 years

BREAKING: Shortstop Carlos Correa and the San Francisco Giants are in agreement on a 13-year, $350 million contract, a source familiar with the deal tells ESPN.

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@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

the dodgers sent kiké hernandez kolten wong and james outman to the plate with their season on the line man I’m crying

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@mikeyastrzemski

5 months

jd davis: 128 wrc+ mitch haniger: 140 wrc+ joc pederson: 172 wrc+ joey bart: 3-8 w 1 HR #lol

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

7 months

I mean he can do whatever he wants but being a backup shortstop for the cardinals for one year when you could just retire and spend your entire career with the giants is weird lol

Derrick Goold

@dgoold

7 months

There is mutual interest between #stlcards and Gold Glove-winner Crawford, a source tells me. Team has been looking for a backup. Adding to @susanslusser ’s report here.

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

the mets had 35 straight steals without being caught and then patrick bailey came into town lol

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@mikeyastrzemski

4 months

the giants saw they had an elite defensive third base prospect and were like hmm what would happen if we turned him into a utility player

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@mikeyastrzemski

10 months

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

3 years

The San Francisco Giants have been incredibly aggressive in looking to fill out their rotation, which currently consists of only Logan Webb. The expectation is that they will sign multiple starting pitchers in the coming days. After last year, players want to go to San Francisco.

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

Cant wait for this loser to get shelled in the playoffs

Doug McKain

@DMAC_LA

1 year

Lance Lynn to the Giants dugout: F*** YOU

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

10 months

no one is reading this shit bro

Larry Krueger

@sportslarryk

10 months

Ugh! I really don’t like this signing by the #SFGiants . Why? -$19M per year for a slap hitter is a dramatic overpay. -KBO pitchers’ avg fastball is 88mph, while MLB pitchers’ avg fastball is 94mph. MLB pitchers are going to consistently blow this guy away with hard stuff on his

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jacob

@mikeyastrzemski

8 months

fuck this lazy loser lmfao, got paid $20m last year to be the most one dimensional player in baseball and couldn’t even do the one thing he’s good at on a baseball field because he gave up on the team and cared more about shuffling cards than trying to win

Buster’s Flag Bag 24+30🧡🖤🇩🇴

@bustersflagbag

8 months

I hate Joc Pederson.

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@mikeyastrzemski

7 months

jung hoo lee, jordan hicks, jorge soler…farhan finally listened when we told him to stop signing old boring mediocre white guys

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@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

jeff passan reporting a wade meckler call up is crazy

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@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

It’s kinda depressing to think about how Logan Webb would probably be the cy young favorite right now if the giants just played competent baseball whenever he pitched

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@mikeyastrzemski

6 months

jung hoo lee and kyle harrison

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@mikeyastrzemski

6 months

3 walks for my king

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@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

complaining about not getting playing time on the giants and then flexing a ring in a postseason where you literally got 0 at bats lol

Mark Berman

@MarkBerman_

1 year

. @Mauriciodubon10 asked about showing his former team, the @SFGiants , what they’re missing out on: “I’m glad they missed out. Happy here. I was able to play every day. I’ve got a World Series ring. It’s been real special being here. I’ve loved every single minute of it.”

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@mikeyastrzemski

4 months

I love you 💔💔💔

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@mikeyastrzemski

7 months

idk if this is a hot take but 2nd place in the NL west is completely up for grabs rn between us the padres and dbacks

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@mikeyastrzemski

10 months

Chills

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@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

Ryan Walker’s savant page is crazy

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@mikeyastrzemski

7 months

bulked up matos

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@mikeyastrzemski

10 months

C: Bailey 1B: Wade 2B: Thairo SS: Luciano 3B: Chapman RF: Yaz/Slater platoon CF: Lee LF: Haniger DH: Wilmer Webb, Yamamoto, Harrison, Beck, Winn, Cobb, Teng Doval, Rogers x2, Walker, Erik Miller, Jackson This is a decent team i think

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@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

won’t have to watch alex wood disgrace the giants uniform ever again

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@mikeyastrzemski

2 months

It’s kinda crazy how yaz gets more hate than michael conforto

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@mikeyastrzemski

5 months

every giants at bat goes like this 1. take a fastball right down the middle 2. swing at a pitch 8 feet out of the zone 3. take strike 3

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@mikeyastrzemski

9 months

HE PASSED HIS PHYSICAL

SFGiants

@SFGiants

9 months

Welcome to the San Francisco Giants, Jung Hoo Lee 🤝 이정후 선수, 샌프란시스코 자이언츠에 온 걸 환영합니다

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@mikeyastrzemski

10 months

Yamamoto is going to new york and Jung Hoo Lee is a lock for the padres. Next year’s free agent class sucks ass so the giants will overpay for Matt Chapman, Cody bellinger and Robbie ray 2.0 and were gonna be in the basement of the nl west for the next 10 yrs

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@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

seriously if you’re a giants fan and you hate yaz please just leave this fanbase

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@mikeyastrzemski

10 months

I just know he’d stick up for SF like this too. I miss him so much

Kevin Gausman

@KevinGausman

10 months

I hate seeing people talk shit about Toronto like they know it. If you live in Toronto you know how special of a place it is and how passionate the people are #GeauxCanada #GeauxBlueJays 🇨🇦🇨🇦

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@mikeyastrzemski

2 years

CARLOS RODON IS MY FUCKING ACE

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@mikeyastrzemski

1 year

the streets of san francisco will be filled with celebration when this man dies of a heart attack

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@mikeyastrzemski

2 months

Teoscar hernandez is hitting .167 with a .228 wOBA and a 49% whiff rate and 42% k rate against sliders this year and they threw him 5 straight fastballs