@writesloud
Well shit. We had to listen to all that sound and fury over how traumatic masks were for the kids and now our right wing hell has presented us with a combat bunker for each classroom. Totally not traumatic.
Was just in line at the store, double masked, and a fella behind me informed me that my masks don’t do anything, so I asked him which lab was he a scientific researcher at. He did not tell me which lab he was a scientific researcher at.
Can you imagine being partnered with a writer as successful as Maggie Smith — MAGGIE SMITH — and you’re pissed off that she’s not doing the dishes enough or isn’t folding the laundry or running the vacuum or doing bath time as much as you are sometimes?
English major here — I drive a truck for a living and in my downtime read a lot and write when I can. I never looked at studying literature as job training but more as an intro into a lifetime of learning blah blah I don’t know if this is the way to do it but it’s worked for me.
Please tell me the books with the most beautiful prose you’ve ever read. This is something I’m trying to get better at, line by line, and I’m needing some good books to teach me.
@Brttnyblm
I’m sitting here wondering how many women have scrolled past my little tweet and rolled their eyes like “Yeah dumb ass we don’t even have to imagine it” and that bums me out.
(I know her piece presented it in a more complicated light than what I just reduced it to but come on man your partner is living the dream, and even if she toiled in obscurity, fuck, support her with your every effort.)
Was messing around with Chat GPT, writing a story about a woman who sees her dead husband suddenly appear in front of her, and this is what the AI came up with.
@mattdpearce
@KevinMKruse
Every day I think about how many times he used the phrase “American Carnage” in his inaugural. How else can we define what we have seen these last four years?
My novel is 109,000 words and I accidentally just added an extra zero on a query form, so there’s an agent out there who thinks I just sent them a one million word book.
@DCTamE
99% of the women who’ve responded to this are like, “Oh Mike, sit down, let’s chat.” I would definitely reword my little angry tweet in a better way if I could do it again. I’m not so much surprised as I am perpetually aghast.
This might be a dumb question but is the future …analog? Like if AI is going to make cybersecurity impossible and if the media will be even more post-truth then are we going to be balancing check books as we read newspapers in ten years?
Emailed a copy of my WIP to myself today to have a quick backup copy, and somehow I accidentally typed in the wrong email address and hit send before I caught it…so Old Navy now has a copy of my manuscript.
It sucks that, in order to give a competent effort on a long writing project, you have to work on it until you’re completely sick of it, so that when it’s time to pitch an agent you’re basically like, “Here’s this fucking thing, I don’t care if you even read it.”
The three year old just walked up to me and asked if I wanted a piece of cake. Of course I said yes. So she reached into her pocket and pulled out a handful of mashed up cake and I have no idea where it came from WE HAVEN’T MADE CAKE AROUND HERE IN WEEKS. Happy Thanksgiving.
I may not have a PhD or an MFA or even an undergraduate degree, but by god I have written two novels that didn’t sell and now a third that also probably won’t.
Given 99% of American literary fiction writers have exactly the same job (teacher in MFA program), is it any surprise there's often a sameyness to their books?
Queried a couple agents today and just noticed that instead of writing “I’ve pasted the first ten pages below” I accidentally wrote “I’ve pasted the first ten pages blow.” This is off to a good start.
It would be cool if we could enter a period of reform over the next few decades and make it so that a handful of dudes can’t murder-suicide the whole world because they’re feeling bummed about money.
Sitting here with our 5 year old, who has had a 100 degree fever since yesterday afternoon. This will be our second test after only one week of school. All the people who turned public health into a culture war can fucking go to hell.
So I would say if you’re a young English major and that’s your thing do it anyway if you can. You’ll figure out the rest. And know that the loans are no joke. They are predatory and will be a real presence in your life the rest of the way.
The paperbacks I bought in my early/mid 20s are starting to show some real decay, and this is bothering me so much more than any of my own personal physical signs of bodily aging. I was not emotionally prepared for this.
@nancy_reddy
Oh totally— whether she’s Maggie Smith or unpublished or anything in between, a person deserves their humanity validated in every way always.
Finished 2666 this morning and it is undeniably a work of genius that also made me more unsettled and upset and uncomfortable than maybe any other book I’ve ever read.
I don’t hate many people, but I do hate the parent in my kids’ drop off line at school who drives a big ‘ol Ford and has a bumper sticker that has a picture of a .50 caliber bullet that says “Just the tip” under it. I really hate that motherfucker a lot.
This whole thing has me spinning out so bad. A quick Google search led me to the fact that there are over 100k ectopic pregnancies a year. So when they take back power and pass a national ban they’re going to just…kill a million women in a decade?
Read that review in Slate and am convinced people don’t know how to engage with art anymore. Social media has ruined our minds lol. Why would you ever want literature to be more like Twitter? Write like you tweet? How condescending. What are we even doing?
There’s so much suffering in the world and we are all carrying so much weight emotionally, and sometimes you open the fridge and there’s a tipped over bottle of syrup in there that spilled everywhere and that’s the thing that finally makes you have that cry you’ve been needing.
Wrote this short story about loss and regret, and hopefully it has a few dark laughs in it too. So incredibly grateful to
@lostballoonmag
for giving it space.
After two years of pretty committed social distancing and a whole bunch of luck, we got our four year old her first dose of Moderna today. This fuckin rocks.
“It’s called Catcher in the Rye, T, it’s about some kid with weird hair who wants to try out for the baseball team but has a drinking problem, I don’t know.”
@rsanderlin
Oh man I’m glad he came around and that you didn’t ever end up making him wear the keyboard. (Speaking as someone who has also deserved to wear any number of household items at any given time).
@jemelehill
@secupp
@NYDailyNews
I’m so tired of these people. They fully intend to find some reason to vote for Trump and then they will be fake aghast at him for four more years and claim that if Biden had just picked the right VP we wouldn’t be stuck with Trump again. It’s gaslighting.
I’m 49, my wife is 34, we have 4 kids and $2.3 million saved. I earn $300K a year but ‘lose a lot of sleep worrying about tomorrow’ — when can I retire?
Wrote a story about tanker trucks, tire fires, and the good ‘ol conflict inside the human heart. Be honored if you’d read it. Thanks so much
@xraylitmag
for putting this out into the world.
Having kids is fun because my Spotify daily mix playlists are like Jason Isbell, Brandi Carlile, The Floor is Lava, Iron Maiden, OutKast, abc song with balloons, The Replacements, Motörhead, the ants go marching, Wilco.
The 6 year old and 4 year old are playing with their toy doctor kit and the 4 year old just said, “Oh no I have coronavirus, help me doctor!” and started fake coughing her ass off. I’ve never felt more despair in my life.
I’m really enjoying the new Saunders and I’m looking forward to the new McCarthy but I just have to say it — I really fucking hate when writers don’t use quotation marks for dialogue, man.
Lost an old friend this morning to addiction. We were together every day when we were younger, played high school ball together and came up with our own heavy metal songs on guitar. He was homeless senior year and never had it easy. Heartbroken that he didn’t make it.
Way back in 2007 when our oldest was born I wrote a book, signed with an awesome agent, and yada yada it didn’t sell. Now 16 years later I’ve written another and am looking for an agent again and my 16 year old bookish kid thinks I’m the coolest. She is so invested in the process
My mental health advice is you should stuff down every bad feeling you ever have and then one day you die and you never had to feel those bad feelings.
Solidarity to all of you who wrote awesome books that didn’t sell for one reason or another, one of them being that you didn’t shoot someone with a machine gun.
Finished reading A Farewell to Arms for the first time and Hemingway is all like, “My baby died and my girlfriend was dying so I went to the cafe to get some lunch. I ordered eggs with cheese and drank a nice vermouth.”
Guy a work asked if I wanted to see a picture of his dog and I am half deaf so I thought he asked if I wanted to see a picture of his DONG. I said “sure, why not” anyway.
@mm_kaufman
Damn — I’m sorry this got said to you. I think your experiences and accomplishments are incredible. You should be real proud of yourself and your people should be real proud of you.
Was doing some writing this morning and my six year old walked up and said, “Will you read it to me?” And I told her no because it’s too much of a sad one. Then she said, “Oh, well don’t make it a sad one next time.” And I said okay.
If any of you ever starts a side hustle where you research agents and send out novel queries for depressed over-worked sad dad writers, let me know. I’ll be your first customer.